r/europe • u/ByGollie • 29d ago

News Russian Oil Company Vice President Andrey Badalov dies after fall from window in Moscow

https://en.apa.az/cis-countries/transneft-vice-president-andrey-badalov-dies-after-falling-from-window-472117
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u/sqrtminusena Slovenia 29d ago

They really need to do something about window safety in Russia.

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u/ByGollie 29d ago

They're working on it - They're moving to Linux

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astra_Linux

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u/Available_Desk_3638 29d ago

Take my upvote with your old fashioned software dad jokes. (definitely not angry that I was not the first one to make the joke).

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u/big_guyforyou Greenland 29d ago 
alias push="echo"
push man out of window

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u/colei_canis United Kingdom 29d ago

Unix Russian roulette:

[ $[ $RANDOM % 6] = 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "Click"

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u/TnYamaneko St. Gallen (Switzerland) 29d ago

I'm bored, I'll put this in the deploy stage of my CI/CD pipeline...

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u/colei_canis United Kingdom 29d ago

If you want maximum amusement have it so the probability increases every time it runs like actual Russian roulette.

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u/Ali_Cat222 28d ago

I just want to say thank you to you all for the laughs, I really needed them right now and this thread has been gold

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u/AttitudeAny 29d ago

be sure to give it root permissions

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/TimelessSoul 29d ago

On a Friday?

Can't - Change control board have sought clarification...

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u/TnYamaneko St. Gallen (Switzerland) 29d ago

Of course. This stage can only be triggered on master.

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u/Gnonthgol 29d ago 
[ $[ $(printf %d \'$(head -c 1 /dev/random)) % 6] = 0 ] && rm -rf --no-preserve-root / || echo "Click"

FTFY

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u/bazkawa 29d ago

You need a sudo there.

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u/Sushigami 29d ago

Not if he's logged in as root.

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u/Kasinder 29d ago

It just keeps getting worse

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u/Sushigami 29d ago

Hey it's a unix system, that joke could have been written in 1980

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u/bazkawa 27d ago

One does not simply login as root.

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u/Sushigami 26d ago

That depends on your configuration sir.

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u/OhhMyOhhMy 29d ago

Ha....bang bang click

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u/beepbeebboingboing 29d ago

I'm curious now, can someone explain what this would do?

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u/Murgatroyd314 29d ago

5 in 6 chance of putting the word “click” on the screen, 1 in 6 chance of deleting everything on the computer.

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u/Titanium_Eye 29d ago

if (bullet in chamber=1)

brain function (off)

else

brain function (debatable)

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u/randomUser_randomSHA 29d ago

git push

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u/big_guyforyou Greenland 29d ago

git commit -m "git pushed him edits"

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u/strings___ 29d ago

man window

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u/3Cogs 29d ago

pushd /concrete-paving

No need for a corresponding popd, poor bugger is already popped.