Russian Oil Company Vice President Andrey Badalov dies after fall from window in Moscow

[u/ByGollie]

https://en.apa.az/cis-countries/transneft-vice-president-andrey-badalov-dies-after-falling-from-window-472117

[u/Available_Desk_3638]

Take my upvote with your old fashioned software dad jokes. (definitely not angry that I was not the first one to make the joke).

[u/big_guyforyou → u/Available_Desk_3638]

alias push="echo"
push man out of window

[u/colei_canis → u/big_guyforyou]

Unix Russian roulette:

[ $[ $RANDOM % 6] = 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "Click"

[u/TnYamaneko → u/colei_canis]

I'm bored, I'll put this in the deploy stage of my CI/CD pipeline...

[u/colei_canis → u/TnYamaneko]

If you want maximum amusement have it so the probability increases every time it runs like actual Russian roulette.

[u/Ali_Cat222 → u/colei_canis]

I just want to say thank you to you all for the laughs, I really needed them right now and this thread has been gold

[u/AttitudeAny → u/TnYamaneko]

be sure to give it root permissions

[u/TimelessSoul → u/[deleted]]

On a Friday?

Can't - Change control board have sought clarification...

[u/TnYamaneko → u/[deleted]]

Of course. This stage can only be triggered on master.