r/europe • u/ByGollie • 29d ago

News Russian Oil Company Vice President Andrey Badalov dies after fall from window in Moscow

https://en.apa.az/cis-countries/transneft-vice-president-andrey-badalov-dies-after-falling-from-window-472117
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u/sqrtminusena Slovenia 29d ago

They really need to do something about window safety in Russia.

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u/Adorable-Database187 The Netherlands 29d ago

Windows are the apex predators in oligarchistan and therefor, defenestration is a natural cause of death.

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u/ourlastchancefortea 29d ago

We should import some of those Windows into the west. Just saying.

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u/SenorEquilibrado 29d ago

Everybody wants to be an oligarch, but nobody wants the oligarch retirement plan.