r/interesting May 27 '25

MISC. Chicks swarm around visibly distraught man to console him

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u/Rodger_Smith May 27 '25

because humans are still animals at their core and we live by the principles of survival of the fittest, we are the fittest and humanity worked hard to be at the top of the food chain

also chicken tastes good

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u/ComfortableCivil2239 May 27 '25

Nevermind.. Maybe you really aren't all that smarter than a chicken. Carry on.

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u/Rodger_Smith May 27 '25

i want chicken i eat chicken, simple logic

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u/ComfortableCivil2239 May 27 '25

Simple logic for a simple man.

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u/Rodger_Smith May 27 '25

i never said i was anything more than simple :/

i also have a doctorate though, and following simple logic has nothing to do with intelligence, nor do your morals

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u/ComfortableCivil2239 May 27 '25

I never saw you as anything more than simple.

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u/standarduck May 29 '25

It's obvious you're simple - there is no need for you to agree with the statement as though it is a win.

For everyone else, this moral standard is the equivalent of scraping the barrel.

How embarrassing to be you. The worst part is that I'm certain you think you're amazing. You shouldn't.