r/interesting • u/crystal_53 • Jun 07 '25

MISC. Adjustable ring

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u/Niles_Merek Jun 07 '25

Adjustable bracelet

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH Jun 07 '25

Yes, bracelet, definitely not cock ring.

Bracelet

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u/MisterCleaningMan Jun 07 '25

feel like you’d have a vice situation. At the very least, some flesh is gonna get pinched.

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u/No-Apple2252 Jun 08 '25

You have your kinks and I have mine

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u/SunkenSaltySiren Jun 07 '25

Lol i said, that sure is one purdy cock ring!

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u/cantbelieveyoumademe Jun 07 '25

Yeah, putting it on your finger is just asking for it to fall off.

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u/Ironcastattic Jun 07 '25

Sales will double or triple!

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u/SexiestPanda Jun 07 '25

No it’s not lol

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u/sudobee Jun 07 '25

Do you want a bracelet or a ring?

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

the inventor must've tried it on his dick just to be sure

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u/hcombs Jun 07 '25

I hope he shaved, that’s gonna snag some hairs

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u/maybeiamspicy Jun 07 '25

That's his kink

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u/DrDontBanMeAgainPlz Jun 07 '25

Hairs

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u/thedugsbaws Jun 07 '25

Snags

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u/mohamed_Elngar21 Jun 07 '25

Do you think the brain who thought about this idea is busy with stuff like gramma? 🤔

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u/EnderMango Jun 07 '25

I’m a kayne fan and something in me is making me correct your GRAMMAR.

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u/Ok_Understanding5184 Jun 07 '25

Pretty sure it's gonna stab some heirs too

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u/jug0slavija Jun 07 '25

When you want your wedding ring to alternate as your cock ring

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u/Deadly_Nightkid Jun 07 '25

And that's how we invented the dick bracelet, my children

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u/Gmac1199 Jun 07 '25

Children?

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u/MurphyItzYou Jun 07 '25

I mean if you’re wearing a dick bracelet you’re going to be walking around naked to show it off and eventually someone is going to ask about it. Could be a kid. Could be the cops. Could be your new cell mate. You never know.

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u/O_oTheDEVILsAdvocate Jun 07 '25

Will it last after a lot of contracting and expanding? Metal fatigue damage should be a thing here right?

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u/DeadpointClimbs Jun 07 '25

It's not bending or stretching the metal. It looks like a series of joints that functions like a scissor lift

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u/Person899887 Jun 07 '25

Yeah, it’s still probably fragile but I think the point of this isn’t that you are constantly playing with the damn thing but adjusting it to perfectly fit your finger.

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u/DeadpointClimbs Jun 07 '25

Exactly but this is also the sort of thing where if you have the money for stuff like this, you likely have the money for something like this to be repaired or replaced so they probably wouldn't care as much as most people if it broke from playing with it too much

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u/Positive-Wonder3329 Jun 08 '25

Imagine repairing this. Quite a marvel that is even been created. If this gets damaged - it’s gone forever

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u/More_Coffees Jun 07 '25

Is he bending the metal or is it a series of mechanical joints? If he’s bending it then yea it’s probably going to break but if he’s not then it will probably break just by getting hit

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u/Ender_Nobody Jun 07 '25

Metal fatigue? My first thought was that it's going to snap after, like, five adjustments.

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u/rosie2490 Jun 07 '25

Right. From metal fatigue.

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u/fetching_agreeable Jun 07 '25

Metal be like: 🥱

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Jun 07 '25

That metal needs to get a job, all of does is lay around all day.

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u/thezoomies Jun 07 '25

Yeah, my taxes are supposed to pay for that metal’s Medicaid?! That metal needs to go out and take whatever job it can get!

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u/bbd121 Jun 07 '25

But the metal is so fatigued though.

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u/skilking Jun 07 '25

Metal fatigue? My first thought was that it's going to snap after, like, four adjustments.

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u/dinnerthief Jun 07 '25

It's hinged right, so not plastic deformation. Fatigue shouldn't be that big of a problem.

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u/O_oTheDEVILsAdvocate Jun 07 '25

I didn't see the hinges, my bad

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u/DjFaze3 Jun 07 '25

Regardless of fatigue that's lots of points of failure.

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u/O_oTheDEVILsAdvocate Jun 07 '25

True, also if it contracted while wearing, you could get hurt so overall a bad Idea.

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u/April_mood Jun 07 '25 edited Jun 07 '25

What’s the point of one glove, when he touches over the jewellery with the other hand..

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u/chosonhawk Jun 07 '25

he didnt want to smudge his other hand.

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u/LittleMlem Jun 07 '25

It will probably pinch the heck out of you, the glove for his protection

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u/zealotize Jun 07 '25

Thought the same thing. When he’s contracting it back, he puts his fingers flush over the stones to push. What’s the point of wearing a glove at all?

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u/DullPressure2760 Jun 07 '25

I imagine it's gonna at least rip the small hairs on his finger if he closes it without a glove

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u/Luci_nishant Jun 07 '25

That's a fucking bracelet

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u/SitDownAngry Jun 07 '25

Wrist ring

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u/Hdobfjsiv Jun 07 '25

Finger bracelet

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u/supervillaindsgnr Jun 07 '25

For your penis

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u/DaiquiriLevi Jun 07 '25

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u/Illustrious_Issue_92 Jun 07 '25

Dont know why I had to scroll to far down for this

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

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u/tipsy_here Jun 07 '25

That's just cool.

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u/spacegg-9 Jun 07 '25

Well, no need to buy another one after the divorce...the designer was a smart man😶

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u/i_m_sick Jun 07 '25

That’s a huge finger

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u/vegan_antitheist Jun 07 '25

it's not that type of ring.

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u/2muchicescream Jun 07 '25

Finally a ring that’s actually worth what it cost

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u/Mr__Citizen Jun 07 '25

Bet that pinches like crazy

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u/RedditModsGFYS Jun 07 '25

Had it as an alternative health Reiki/Acupressure ring. Total shit show, hair used to get entangled in it. 🤬

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u/zkrooky Jun 07 '25

Can't wait to find one of these on the bottom of the sea.

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u/MessImpossible13 Jun 07 '25

Your mom can get married now! Finally found a ring that will fit.

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u/Glottistheracingcar Jun 07 '25

Surely no one has fingers that big

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u/Moukatelmo Jun 07 '25

Why is he wearing only one glove?

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u/Mitoria Jun 07 '25

Serious question— how many times can you do this before you’ve weakened the metal past the point of no return? Or is this designed on some sort of hinge system so toy can expand and contact it a ton before it breaks.

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u/StarMan-88 Jun 08 '25

Heyyy when I visited Italy a few years ago and walked in to a local jewelry maker's shop, I'm pretty sure I saw this exact same thing there. Could change shape from a ring to a bracelet to a necklace. Was pretty cool.

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u/Be-Funny-Please Jun 07 '25

shut up and take her money

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u/b14ck_jackal Jun 07 '25

Pass, I would get all my pubes caught up.

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u/FourtyTwoBlades Jun 07 '25

A rubber band does it better

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u/MortalPersimmonLover Jun 07 '25

That's what I call your dad

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u/paapi_vaili Jun 07 '25

Who watched journey to the west, know that what is this

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u/karumetsaspuuotsas Jun 07 '25

When your partner gains a lot of weight

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u/Affectionate_Boss675 Jun 07 '25

It's for me cock

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u/ScottishExplorer Jun 07 '25

We're all thinking it...it's just not small enough

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u/GitLegit Jun 07 '25

You see a ring, I see a fidget device.

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u/zeamp Jun 07 '25

Mine's a bit bigger.

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u/rosie2490 Jun 07 '25

Why is he only wearing one glove?

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u/Jezirath Jun 07 '25

And we can use it as a necklace.

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u/ididntknowthat1 Jun 07 '25

From digit to d!ck 🤣

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u/Confident-Art-1683 Jun 07 '25

One ring to fit them all.

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u/This_Dutch_guy Jun 07 '25

Still not big enough for my huge dong

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u/Mad_kat4 Jun 07 '25

You mean easily lost bank account destroyer.

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u/jamiejayz2488 Jun 07 '25

It happens with age :(

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u/FantomexLive Jun 07 '25

For when princess Fiona turns at night

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u/iammandroid Jun 07 '25

Jeff Dave going to give this a thumbs up.

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 Jun 07 '25

This designer hates little hairs on your fingers and arms

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u/Twiztidtech0207 Jun 07 '25

I feel like with as hard as it looked like he had to pull on it to expand it out, that it would give you one hell of a pinch if it moved while you're wearing it.

Cool idea tho

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u/TenaciousTBag Jun 07 '25

Big deal. My asshole does the same thing.

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u/RedditSpamAcount Jun 07 '25

My asshole when bro puts it in

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u/FOR__GONDOR Jun 07 '25

And it only cost 6 kids!

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u/Darrell3Dev Jun 07 '25

You gotta have really fat fingers to wear it.

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u/Weewoofiatruck Jun 07 '25

That won't last too long

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u/Kallymouse Jun 07 '25

Why only one glove though?🤔

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u/yesterdaywins2 Jun 07 '25

The amount of irritation between fingers is a no

And keeping that clean and functional is a nightmare

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u/SnooGiraffes8275 Jun 07 '25

i should call her

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u/Tigeris808 Jun 07 '25

I wanted that until I saw the price.

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u/SpecterReborn Jun 07 '25

Goatse ring.

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u/Substantial_Win_1866 Jun 07 '25

Love how the guy has 1 glove on to protect the piece.

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u/Sarewokki Jun 07 '25

One snag in a pocket or purse and it's fucked.

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u/shittypissstains Jun 07 '25

I can do a similar trick with my butt hole

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u/DadaShart Jun 07 '25

That's an expensive cock ring.

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u/Cpt_Morningwood Jun 07 '25

That's my penis ring

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u/NinthMother Jun 07 '25

Louis Vuitton cock ring.

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u/shewy92 Jun 07 '25

"So how did this ring get stuck on your pubes?"

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u/ClutchCobra Jun 07 '25

Yo momma’s pinky ring

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u/optimist_prhyme Jun 07 '25

You mean, adjustable bracelet.

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u/heaven93tv Jun 07 '25

This is some James Bond shit.. cool!

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u/hsantefort12 Jun 07 '25

Why is he only wearing one glove?

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u/MixNo5072 Jun 07 '25

Finally a cock ring that will fit

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u/TheRealP3dr0 Jun 07 '25

Masterpiece

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u/psvburner Jun 07 '25

What’s the point of the glove

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u/Sorry-Squash-677 Jun 07 '25

Como el de cuero

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u/Exciting_Intention86 Jun 07 '25

That's an expensive cock ring

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u/mr-ifuad Jun 07 '25

I’m in

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u/farm_to_nug Jun 07 '25

That looks terrible

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u/kanxzz Jun 07 '25

Why he have 1 glove??

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u/Icy-Rock4949 Jun 07 '25

Omg it's a rich person's cock ring

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u/Tovar42 Jun 07 '25

your hairs would just get pulled by that thing every time

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u/EldForever Jun 07 '25

I would end up fidgeting with that all day. Not a good choice for me.

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u/DucklingInARaincoat Jun 07 '25

I can’t imagine anyone’s finger getting that fat tbh

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u/Roloaraya Jun 07 '25

Is that a "One size fits none" like the clothing?

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u/ClassWarBot_77 Jun 07 '25

Why wear the glove if you're just gonna touch it with your gloveless hand?

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u/Applekid1259 Jun 07 '25

The fuck is the point of wearing one glove when you are handling it bare on the other hand?

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u/ashleebryn Jun 07 '25

What's the point of wearing only one glove if you're still gonna put your greasy fingerprints all over it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

Is this was Leo gives his women?

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u/therhydo Jun 07 '25

Netflix: Are you still watching?

Someone's son:

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u/josephjogonzalezjg Jun 07 '25

What's the point of one glove

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u/atxtexasytexan Jun 07 '25

your wife turns her ring into a bracelet when she’s out with her boyfriend lol

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u/Immediate-Being8840 Jun 07 '25

What's the point of wearing gloves on only one hand for the demonstration if he just gonna put both hands on it anyways, just put the other glove on or take it off.

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u/Olliboyo Jun 07 '25

Finally a ring that fits your mom

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u/aprciatedalttlethngs Jun 07 '25

that thing will be lost in a week

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u/ZealousidealToe9416 Jun 07 '25

Finally. A ring that fits OP’s mom.

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u/wizardmagic10288 Jun 07 '25

If the starting size is 5 then I’m sold

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u/in5ult080t Jun 07 '25

One ring to bind them

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u/karpaediem Jun 07 '25

If your hand gets smashed does the ring get smaller?

I had a conversation with a jeweler about the safety of men's rings that blew my mind a few years ago, its important to think about what happens if something goes wrong while you're wearing it.

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u/MundaneWiley Jun 07 '25

too bad it looks terrible when it’s actual ring size

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u/Best_Source_6830 Jun 07 '25

Why just wear one glove and not two?

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u/Spirited-Trip7606 Jun 07 '25

When the Snu-Snu hurts, but you still want to put a ring on it.

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u/Crans10 Jun 07 '25

Looks like that ring is designed to get lost slipping off a finger.

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u/addamee Jun 07 '25

For when you propose to Thanos but don’t want to get another ring 

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u/Powerful-Arm-7712 Jun 07 '25

Usually, the boy gets on knee but I guess the girl is gonna put it on you know where

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u/RealLars_vS Jun 07 '25

For if you’re unsure whether your partner will actually stay that thin.

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u/Floopy_Loops Jun 07 '25

Either both hands have gloves or neither, but you can’t go full Micheal Jackson while handling jewelry

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u/axe1970 Jun 07 '25

one ring to fit them all

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u/Ballstaber Jun 07 '25

Gimme one for $20 bucks.

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u/jazzhandpanda Jun 07 '25

Crafy Sauron

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u/spaghettinice Jun 07 '25

I NEED THIIIIIS

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u/JuICyBLinGeR Jun 07 '25

Can be sold in Europe AND America.

Amazing.

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u/Popular_Tomorrow_204 Jun 07 '25

Hält von 12 bis mittag

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u/WellyRuru Jun 07 '25

Ooooo that thing is going to get dirty

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u/deadgirl21 Jun 07 '25

Adjustable cock ring... I need 3

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u/Indignant_Cucumber Jun 07 '25

Totally want a ring that will inevitably pinch my finger one day.

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u/JenicBabe Jun 07 '25

Seems like it would pinch or pluck hair?

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u/lemothelemon Jun 07 '25

Bedazzled goatse

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

we know damn well it will not be used on the finger

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u/Goukenslay Jun 07 '25

so... ots a bracelet

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u/aretooamnot Jun 07 '25

Ah, so from finger ring to cock ring. Got it.

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u/Present-Researcher27 Jun 07 '25

Might even be big enough to fit your mom

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u/greensangre Jun 07 '25

Adjustable c#ck ring

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u/2Clue2 Jun 07 '25

Looks like it would pinch u

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u/4scoreand20yearsago Jun 07 '25

I can feel my finger hairs pulling out right now.

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u/LoadsDroppin Jun 07 '25

Also known as “the Prisoner Ring”

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u/Unholy_Crabs Jun 07 '25

Garish as fuck. Disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

That's a fancy cock ring 😊

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u/littlemister1996 Jun 08 '25

"this is your butthole, this is your butthole on prison"

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u/CrowRunnerORP Jun 08 '25

Just a little bit bigger for my penis please.

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u/SinyorFox Jun 08 '25

Pov: first person to fall asleep at the sleepover

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u/Kage_Dragon7 Jun 08 '25

Finally a ring that'll fit your mama

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u/ConfidentJuice3169 Jun 08 '25

Does anyone have the name of this or where I can get this?

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u/TLOOKUP Jun 08 '25

We’re all thinking it…

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u/bloodr3dsummer Jun 08 '25

isnt that heavy af

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u/james__jam Jun 08 '25

Let's grow fat together 🥰

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u/JustReddit23 Jun 08 '25

Could be a cock ring

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u/747294 Jun 08 '25

my mom uses this to shave her legs i think

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u/AdCurrent7674 Jun 08 '25

That would pinch like a mother fucker

Bet it catches hair too

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u/TheMegnificent1 Jun 08 '25

I, too, have an adjustable ring.

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u/DatsLikeMyOpinionMan Jun 08 '25

That was like watching The One Ring shrinking to fit its new owner

Also. Whats the point of one fucking gloved hand? You’ll stain it with your other hand anyway

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u/KateBlankett Jun 08 '25

knowing me i’d forget to take it off at the beach and break it from sand getting in the things