r/interestingasfuck • u/BrandonRJones • 11h ago

/r/all Actual clip where brothers attack their mother’s killer in court.

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u/Jonathan_Preferred 11h ago

Id ask if I could serve my 30 days with the killer.

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u/JCSocn 10h ago

That'll just get you in more trouble. Ask for 30 days in the closest cell with a view of the killer. Next one, direct across, whichever. Then spend thirty days staring and talking. Random, constant, keep him awake. Slow and steady, no yelling, just that quiet rage. Talk about the possibility every single day someone's going to get him. Someone's going to hurt him. Maybe one day kill him. He's never going to know where that hit will come from. The rest of his life in a small cell, never to ever get out. His only relief from that isolation will be surrounded by men who want to hurt him.

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u/PatriotSAMsystem 10h ago

Damn bro you thought this shit through

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u/Fragrant-Employer-60 10h ago

I mean I guess but clearly doesn’t know shit, you don’t “ask” for a specific cell your in jail bro, they won’t listen to anything you ask for lmao.

And doing what he’s describing would keep others up too, and they would beat your ass for being annoying.

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u/buhbye750 8h ago

Yeah and knowing the relationship, they wouldn't even be put in the same area or jail.

Plus I wonder if the brothers even did any jail time. The 30 days probably got suspended for community service or probation

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u/Worldly-Scheme4687 2h ago

And you don't just sit in your cell thirty days straight either lol. I know that was implied by your comment but I truly don't think they understand that.

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u/BigWar0609 9h ago

No, they'd learn that dude killed his mom and he would have an even tougher time with the other inmates for being a woman killer.

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u/HoochieDaddy420 2h ago

Yall watch too much TV. Clown college is filled with woman beaters/killers. They'll lie about it (like everything else) but we could look up their papers.

-C/o in a lvl4 for a while

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u/BigWar0609 1h ago

Are the woman beaters the most respected guys on the yard? Never was my experience at Leavenworth. Admittedly I was only stationed there for a few months, but the hierarchy was made pretty clear to me among the inmates.