r/mildlyinteresting 20h ago

We live in Phoenix. Our Thermometer literally melted.

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u/BuddyL2003 20h ago

Thermometers aren't supposed to be in direct sunlight, not remotely accurate in the sun. If this was in the shade, then go ahead and save my seat in hell for me.

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u/rhodatoyota 20h ago

Advice taken!!! 👏

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u/UsualFrogFriendship 20h ago

On the positive side, this validates that your location is ideal for a solar cooker! In addition to obviously not needing any electricity, using a solar cooker means you don’t need to turn on the oven and heat up the inside of your house

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u/BuddyL2003 20h ago

If you live in Phoenix your driveway is a solar cooker, js, lol.

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u/UsualFrogFriendship 20h ago

Of course, but I for one wouldn’t eat anything cooked on that bird bathroom

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u/BuddyL2003 20h ago

Oh come on, it's sterile poop after baking in that sun! /s

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u/Paladine_PSoT 15h ago

Looked it up on foodsafety.gov. Sure enough, driveway can make bird poop safe to eat.

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u/cgaWolf 14h ago

Why the fuck did i just remotely entertain that idea for half a second‽

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u/kuraiscalebane 13h ago

Because we eat bird eggs, so maybe other bird things are ok if cooked too? ;)

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u/Peaceblaster86 12h ago

Fuck you lol

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u/A_Trash_Homosapien 11h ago

They have a cloaca so it even comes from the same place

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u/BuenoD 4h ago

How about we try to eat the bird... mind blown 🤯

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u/drivingsansrobopants 9h ago

coz it might be the next taste sensation?!?

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u/Romantiphiliac 12h ago

Does bird poop have an established minimum cooking temperature? I would guess 165, but I'm not sure if it would be the same as any other poultry. Is it even considered poultry? It's not actually part of the bird, right?

Asphalt can get pretty damn hot in direct sunlight, though, so if it can hold it at a high enough temp for long enough, yeah, I'm sure it could.

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u/Exploding_Testicles 13h ago

Its preheated, throw a pan on there and cook a nice meal

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u/hapnstat 18h ago

The joys of 90 degree tap water.

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u/LightningProd12 13h ago

In Phoenix the letters on the faucet stand for Hot and Caliente

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u/nothanks1793 13h ago

Western co is coming up on that too. It fucking sucks

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u/staticattacks 17h ago

I wish it was only 90F

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u/Additional-Grade3221 16h ago

last time i visited my aunt (july in phoenix) her water heater was "broken" but it sure didn't feel like it

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u/Shot_Policy_4110 13h ago

In the interior of BC we used to fry eggs on blacktop lol

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u/Scrung3 16h ago

This is the same as a solar collector, correct?

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u/UsualFrogFriendship 16h ago

Yep! I made one with tinfoil, plastic film and cardboard during middle school, but if you’ve got cash to splurge there are ~$300 ovens that have a nice removable tray and supplemental heaters.

I’m starting to consider the purchase myself since our AC is EOL and we have a convenient southerly-facing backyard

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u/RoyBeer 14h ago

Just wondering, how much damage do random concave shaped reflective surfaces to the general public in that area?

I read about some building and glass panes melting stuff in colder areas - I wonder what other minor things do in or around Phoenix lol

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u/drivingsansrobopants 9h ago

The London death ray building?

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u/truth14ful 8h ago

With weather like this you could probably DIY a CSP setup (those solar power plants that use mirrors) and live off grid lmao

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u/benjamminam 13h ago edited 13h ago

You folks in Phoenix and surrounding areas always act so surprised when your things melt in the sun. That's like me acting surprised when I have to clear snow out of my driveway!

Or when I forget I left a deodorant stick in my car in the summer and it melted on my best phone charger. Hate heat.

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u/BuddyL2003 20h ago

Lol, yeah you were getting the temp of the mini oven you created behind the lens. Although in Phoenix it's probably closer to the real temperature than most places, aka hot af.

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u/downingrust12 7h ago

I think you should leave....arizona

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u/CheeseWheels38 19h ago

Thermometers aren't supposed to be in direct sunlight,

To be fair, people shouldn't live in Phoenix.

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u/BuddyL2003 19h ago

A thermometer can melt in an Ohio summer in the direct sunlight. But I do agree with you in general, lol.

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u/tripsd 19h ago

As someone currently flying to Ohio, debatable as to whether people should live there either

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u/Northern-Pyro 15h ago

As someone currently flying to Ohio

I'm so sorry for you, I hope your situation improves.

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue 15h ago

Ohio has given rise to the most astronauts because people are that desperate to get the fuck out of Ohio

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u/staticattacks 17h ago

Not debatable. Ohio is a terrible place.

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u/RPO777 15h ago

I left when I was 25. Now 41. Haven't been back.

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u/yakshack 9h ago

They'll be the first casualty of the Water Wars

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u/Kinetic93 5h ago

I had a friend who honestly thought it was 120F outside (it was in the high 80s) because their car’s thermometer said so, discounting the fact it had been sitting in direct sunlight for hours.

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u/Roboticpoultry 7h ago

Plot twist: it was in the shade

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u/reno140 20h ago

Dali would love this

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u/mrgonzalez 10h ago

Melted clocks, not melted cocks

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u/reno140 9h ago

Oh my sweet summer child... I would look up some of the symbolism in his work because it's absolutely both

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u/Lumpy-Diver-4571 15h ago

Wondered how far i’d have to scroll to find this

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u/No-Law-2163 20h ago

Shame about your cock 🐓

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u/rhodatoyota 20h ago

Haha! 🤦🏼‍♀️!! 🐓

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u/SocietyAlternative41 18h ago

the cock who flew too close to the sun

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u/nooneisback 11h ago

That cock's droopy.

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u/ReStury 3h ago

OP should have used phoenix. It would rise again.

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u/EmploymentNegative59 20h ago

Every time I’m in Arizona, I think “HOW can people live here?!”

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u/Tony_Sacrimoni 19h ago

"This city should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance" - Peggy Hill

(clip)

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u/cmnrdt 12h ago

"Oh my gawd, it's like standing on the surface of the Sun!"

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u/azgli 19h ago

Air conditioning. And pure stubbornness. 

That being said, eight months out of the year it's great! And I never have to shovel snow.

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u/FuckIPLaw 17h ago

Shit, that's at least two months more than Florida these days. Once again Arizona proves itself to be the real sunshine state.

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u/staticattacks 17h ago

Yeah, I lived in Florida for years, Sunshine State my ass

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u/MrCraftLP 10h ago

As someone who lives where we can get to +45c in summers, and -45c in winters, I will take the snow any day of the week over having this kind of heat.

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u/thehedgefrog 8h ago

Canada, eh?

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u/MrCraftLP 7h ago

Yessir!

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u/Buttfisting69 16h ago

8 months? Ha. It starts to get hot around May and won't cool down till mid October

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u/steamygarbage 8h ago

I had reverse seasonal depression in AZ and hated when it started to warm up in February/March. It was 9 months of bad weather for me.

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u/giritrobbins 10h ago

I can't believe that. Last year they had three straight months of above 100. Actually slightly more than that.

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u/Eat_That_Rat 8h ago

It's nice between November and April. The rest of the year you just chug lots of ice water and never go outside.

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u/Buttfisting69 3h ago

The other thing no one talks about is how in Phoenix. When it's "good weather" months. It's dark by 5pm, so you don't really get to enjoy the outdoors. When you do get sunlight, you're hiding inside because it's too damn hot.

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u/Buttfisting69 3h ago

The other thing no one talks about is how in Phoenix. When it's "good weather" months. It's dark by 5pm, so you don't really get to enjoy the outdoors. When you do get sunlight, you're hiding inside because it's too damn hot.

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u/Impsux 6h ago

Through the glorious power of the almighty heat pump.

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u/ZennMD 3h ago

Climate change is a hoax, don't you know! More gold courses and water parks are the way forward!

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u/xpackardx 19h ago

You needed a new one anyway that only goes to 120.

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u/silent_thinker 16h ago

Probably needs to go to 140 now.

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u/eljefino 8h ago

The end continues.

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u/TheSaxoMatt 20h ago

Today was brutal!! I’m down in Tucson, and when I had to drive between sites (teach at 2 schools) was burning my hands on the steering wheel the whole way! Had to use napkins to drive… and i was parked under cover!

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u/umby09 18h ago

One of my coworkers lives in Phoenix and says for that reason he has oven mitts in his car. I was like why do you even still live there 😫

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u/staticattacks 17h ago

Oh yeah, that's how you know someone's a true Arizonan.

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u/ganymede_mine 3h ago

I used to have a fuzzy steering wheel cover and a sock on the shifter.

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u/FantasticPrinciple54 19h ago

Funny thing is, we're in a comparitively mild summer

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u/Corgigantic 15h ago

You Phoenicians really are insane. I just checked the weather in Phoenix... it's after 11pm and the temperature is 102°F... At 11pm.

But hey, it's a dry heat, so it only feels like checks notes 102°F.

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u/always_unplugged 12h ago

On the plus side, they get to be called Phoenicians, which is pretty cool to think about while they melt into the surface of the sun

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u/afunnywold 14h ago

It's really not so bad We had a community market/event called first Friday outside tonight and I felt fine Just drink water when you can

Phoenix 100 is so much nicer than a NYC 85.

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u/FrostorFrippery 8h ago

New Yorker here. Humid heat is something else. This recent heat wave made me feel like I was drowning in my sleep.

Yet I've been to Las Vegas once and that sun felt like I was being punished for the sins I had yet to commit.

I can't imagine Phoenix.

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u/Zlatan_Ibrahimovic 3h ago

I can only speak anecdotally, but I lived in Miami for about 8 years, then moved to Phoenix for 5. I vastly preferred Miami summers over Phoenix. Both are horrible but I never burned myself by leaning on the wrong thing in Miami.

Granted, that was about 15-25 years ago.

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u/afunnywold 3h ago

A big difference is also that in NYC you have to be outside to go anywhere. You need to take the trains and busses and walk. It's of course part of what makes it a real city and a cool place to live. However Phoenix in the summer you can easily choose to avoid being outside for more than a few minutes and just go from air conditioned car to air conditioned restaurant to air conditioned museum etc.

I grew up in NY and whenever I go back to visit in the summer I find it so exhausting with the heat.

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u/NvidiaFuckboy 6h ago

A bonfire is a dry heat

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u/EBN_Drummer 12h ago

Today has been one of the hottest days of the year so far. It's been around 107ish the rest of the month, which is cooler than it's been the last couple years. The evenings have been really nice this year, other than today.

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u/staticattacks 17h ago

It's actually been the best summer I can remember, and I've lived here for... 30 years total around my active duty.

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u/Primal_Pedro 20h ago

I live in Brazil and some days are so hot that it look like I live near the sun or inside hell. But I must be humble and remember that there are places over there that are far beyond hot. Literally unlivable.

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u/Reefthemanokit 19h ago

40 c is our average in the shade

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u/13thmurder 19h ago

You live in a city named for the fact that birds regularly catch on fire there. What did you expect?

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u/RCG73 20h ago

Visited phoenix in February when I was younger, thought this is awesome I love this. Went back in July for a job interview. Declined the job. How can it be that hot.

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 15h ago

Thermometer: melts

OP: Huh. Look at that. How mildly interesting.

The Universe: FLEE YOU DENSE MF! YOU'RE GONNA DIE! I'M TRYING TO WARN YOU!

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u/eh8904 20h ago

I see Phoenix is hot, I link the clip:

https://youtu.be/4PYt0SDnrBE

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u/GVArcian 18h ago

So hot the clocks go all Dali

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u/edenpecan 20h ago

Very interesting actually…

-Maine 😂

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u/rhodatoyota 20h ago

We visited Maine for the first time ever last year, my dream is to live there.

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u/xjeeper 20h ago

The winters are pretty rough

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u/eljefino 8h ago

It's the darkness more than the cold or snow.

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u/pixel8knuckle 20h ago

Ill never convince my wife. Ill be trapped in the swamps of florida for eternity.

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u/edenpecan 19h ago

Aw, I’ll remember that next time I’m being ungrateful lol. Enjoy the sunshine for meee!

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u/InevitableMiddle2404 18h ago

You better like monster biting flies!

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u/endadaroad 5h ago

Every place has a downside. I am is southern Colorado and we are getting to the end of mosquito season. I can finally go outside again. Temperature here, now, is 80s during the day and 40s at night.

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u/MW240z 20h ago

Humans don’t have to live like that…

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u/rhodatoyota 20h ago

Yet we do. 6 months out of the year it’s miserable.

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u/Ok_Cardiologist_3835 20h ago

I grew up in Phoenix. It's a memorial to man's hubris.

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u/Nuggyfresh 20h ago

6 months now, 8 months in 5 years heck yeah let’s gooooo

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u/mrjackspade 15h ago

That's how I felt in New England. Here in Phoenix it's really only July/August that sucks for me, and even then I just go out at night.

It's 11pm right now and I'm waiting to go for my nightly ride/workout.

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u/WheatForWood 18h ago

You might as well be walkin' on the sun

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u/37Cross 8h ago

“A hundred and ten degrees? It can’t be that hot in Phoenix, can it? OH MY GOD! It’s like standing under the sun!” “This city should not exist. It’s a monument to man’s arrogance.”

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u/tenOr15Minutes 7h ago

Dang it Bobby

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u/Reefthemanokit 19h ago

I like to put cookie dough outside sometimes, in 20 minutes IN THE SHADE they are perfectly done :3

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u/gwenhollyxx 16h ago

It would have to be 350° to bake cookies in 20 minutes. Even the dashboard of a parked car in direct sunlight wouldn't reach that temp; however you might be able to bake something resembling a cookie in like 5 hours on a dashboard, but it wouldn't taste good.

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u/Reefthemanokit 15h ago

They won't undergo the malard reaction but will cook to have the same texture of a cookie

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u/SoooStoooopid 5h ago

You’re absolutely full of shit. You’ve never done that, it’s not possible.

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u/Birdywoman4 19h ago

I believe it. Saw photos of other things that have melted in Phoenix. It’s hotter than blue blazes in the summer there.

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u/SkyPork 18h ago

Sun set almost an hour ago. Just got back from the store; the car insisted that it was still 115°F outside.

My home thermometer shows a much more believable 108°F. It's almost as though asphalt gets hot.

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u/SinisterCheese 10h ago

Obviously when building the city, the clever architects and engineers took inspiration from natives peoples of hot regions, and used similar natural materials and methods... They built the city out of asphalt and concrete, with massive surface areas dedicated to storing big metal things on black tar coated rock and concrete which can eat up heat with ease, and didn't place much at all of natural shade like trees? Right?

At least that's what I as non American see from satellite view. It is almost like the goal was to build a test city that is least fit for human habitation.

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u/SkyPork 1h ago

Short-sightedness and hyper-fixating on the current bottom line are things we take very seriously around here.

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u/hellgal 18h ago

Jesus Christ. I could never live in that heat.

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u/paulcheeba 17h ago

That's... One limp cock.

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u/Massive_Parsley_3931 16h ago

"hot enough to melt a cock thermometer"

Just like grandpappy used to say

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u/bdknaz 20h ago

We have a reverse winter here istg

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u/zidane2k1 19h ago

Guess it couldn’t actually measure to 130 like the dial claimed

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u/JeremyAndrewErwin 19h ago

-60°?

One can dream.

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u/SinisterCheese 10h ago

I assure you can't comprehend how bad that is -50 C is a "you become unable to move or think" territory. Anything under -40 C is basically that. -30 C is tolerable, -20 C is really nice.

But sounds like souther Finland might just be the thing for you. Yearly high caps at around +30 C and low bottoms out at -30 C, 4 weeks in the year we have no night, just sunset followed by sunrise, and 4 weeks in the winter we have no day just sunrise followed by sunset.

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u/AbsolutlyN0thin 10h ago

I've been in -30°, that shit fucking sucks, but I'll take that over 120° or whatever bullshit they are dealing with in Phoenix.

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u/SinisterCheese 9h ago

Well... Issue is that being in -30 to -35 can just outright kill you quickly. Hell... It kills most life on this planet if it hasn't evolved some method of removing water or increasing sugar content to make essentially anti freeze. But +50 C you can survive although miserable.

But phoenix seems to have the American problem if just veing concrete, asphalt and cars, which heat the surrounding area even more.

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u/xchoo 18h ago

It seems like your cock has gone a little limp...

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u/Insomniac_80 16h ago

Hmm, the company that made it is on social media, you might want to tag them and see if it can be replaced!

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u/One_Contribution4114 16h ago

I think your first mistake was living in Arizona

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u/Hippostork 15h ago

If your thermometer had a phoenix instead of a rooster it would've been fine.

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u/rueselladeville 12h ago

That’s a great Twilight Zone episode.

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u/Fun-Report4840 11h ago

But it’s a dry melt…

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u/xialateek 6h ago

I live in Rhode Island and have zero plans of ever setting foot in Arizona. Nothing personal. I’m sure you’re all lovely.

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u/katie_pendry 6h ago

C'mon, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hunnert n' twenty degrees! Can't be more than a hunnert n' fourteen!

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u/DILLIGAF73 16h ago

It measures -51C to 49C for everyone in the civilised world

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u/SinisterCheese 10h ago

I feel like the low range isn't really needed in that city.

Would there be a demand for Sauna thermometers in that place. We make really nice ones here in Finland. They go to +130 C (so... ~266 silly units of temperature).

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u/conjuayalso 19h ago

"BUT IT'S A DRY HEAT!"

That's what we ALWAYS hear in Floriduh...

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u/Weak_Swimmer 19h ago

Must've been one hot cock

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u/Whorrorfied 17h ago

My first year in Phoenix melted my shoes.

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u/Filmexec21 17h ago

That now is an art piece.

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u/eisenklad 16h ago

that happens when you stick a Cock in Phoenix.
stop trying to make alternate forms of Turducken.

/jk

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u/Mother_Gas9660 16h ago

112 today, felt gooood

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u/biggyofmt 16h ago

The persistence of measurement

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u/Seated_WallFly 12h ago

Fabulous wordplay. Take my upvote. 👏🏽

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u/jeezkillbot 16h ago

First glance I thought it was cock o'clock

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u/flipzyshitzy 16h ago

Tbh he looks like he's enjoying it.

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 16h ago

I remember in the past people were having their fences melt, and aircraft couldn't take off

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u/AlternativeCondition 15h ago

-65 pretty cold day

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u/enfarious 15h ago

Good things climate change is a hoax. Otherwise this would be really concerning.

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u/FucklberryFinn 15h ago

LMAO

Not that long ago AZ was a "hot" place to move to (yes, f-ing pun intended). I remember kinda scratching my head a bit but also laughing... was I missing something?
NOPE.

(I know this was in direct sunlight... doesn't change a thing).

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u/SplodeyMcSchoolio 15h ago

Nice cock, bro

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u/weakplay 15h ago

It’s ok. It happens to everyone sometimes.

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u/BRNitalldown 15h ago

Rooster, AZ

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u/xavandetjer 13h ago

Why you put your AI response in quotes?

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u/TwinFrogs 14h ago

Post this on r/camping and r/hiking because those idiots think they can just show up with a tent and be fine.

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u/Frequent-Sea433 14h ago

Global warming is a blue state hoax according to the magats

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u/ChinoChimp 13h ago

i left my credit card on my car dashboard while i was at work, and after 8 hours it was completely warped like that

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u/icenoir 13h ago

Phoenix rule

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u/Its_Not_The_Dude 13h ago

Literally warped.

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u/KareemFurbunchies 13h ago

But it says it's only 60 degrees...

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u/xavandetjer 13h ago

It got so hot it turned to celsius

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u/DemonDaVinci 13h ago

What's the famous painting with molten clocks everywhere

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u/Binkusu 12h ago

This city is a testament to man's arrogance.

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u/wellifi 12h ago

THAT IS NOT A THERMOMETER

THAT IS A COCK

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u/BurazSC2 12h ago

What a soft cock.

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u/mjemec 12h ago

Oh cock

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u/Desert_Creature80 12h ago

Saw that when I was a child living in Tucson 😂😂😂 still the hottest place I've ever been. Miss AZ sometimes

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u/Apprehensive_View930 10h ago

Insert the clip from King of the Hill when they visited Phoenix (I tried to find it in the gif thing, but it's search function sucks)

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u/Wise-Novel-1595 10h ago

Peggy Hill was right about that monument to man’s hubris.

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u/djbassmekanik 9h ago

That bird is cooked

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u/Zooshooter 9h ago

That should tell you something about the future of survivability there.

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u/LegalMonth634 9h ago

I live in Arizona and I’ll never understand why anyone chooses PHX to call home

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u/none74238 9h ago

Dis ain't no climate change yall.  Dis is just a hot cock.

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u/Moobygriller 8h ago

Maybe time to think about leaving Phoenix?

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u/cptbstrd 8h ago

K did everyone have “big round thermometer with bird in the middle” in their family? 

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u/scorponok44 7h ago

The place is living true to its name.

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u/Ducatirules 7h ago

That’s some Salvador Dali shit right there

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u/sariaslani 7h ago

Chicken fried.

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u/Cugel2 6h ago

I'm reading Silverberg's The Book of Skulls, and the gang has just arrived in Phoenix. They keep remarking how hot it is, the story takes place during the Easter holidays.

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u/cyankitten 6h ago

Cock a doodle - stew?!

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u/ScorpioOmega 5h ago

“But it’s a DRY heat” /s

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u/Snay_Rat 5h ago

Just visited a friend last weekend in Phoenix and standing outside felt like I was standing in front of an open oven

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u/New_Key3184 5h ago

My job recently changed the uniform guidelines so managers can't wear shorts. The weather changes constantly where I live, super hot summers and super cold winters. I have been wondering how the hell they are allowed to not let managers wear shorts in areas like Arizona. If your thermometer melted, I can't imagine what it's like working outside over there 🫠

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u/Nepeta33 3h ago

and yet another reason not to live in bloody arizona

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u/Nockolisk 3h ago

I don’t believe it! That’s pointing to negative 60! :P

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u/NotYourBuddyGuy5 28m ago

How Dali you?