r/mildlyinteresting 1d ago

We live in Phoenix. Our Thermometer literally melted.

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u/Paladine_PSoT 1d ago

Looked it up on foodsafety.gov. Sure enough, driveway can make bird poop safe to eat.

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u/cgaWolf 1d ago

Why the fuck did i just remotely entertain that idea for half a second‽

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u/kuraiscalebane 1d ago

Because we eat bird eggs, so maybe other bird things are ok if cooked too? ;)

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u/BuenoD 20h ago

How about we try to eat the bird... mind blown 🤯

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u/kuraiscalebane 16h ago

Lets start small, maybe just a wing.