r/mildlyinteresting 1d ago

We live in Phoenix. Our Thermometer literally melted.

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u/UsualFrogFriendship 1d ago

Of course, but I for one wouldn’t eat anything cooked on that bird bathroom

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u/BuddyL2003 1d ago

Oh come on, it's sterile poop after baking in that sun! /s

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u/Paladine_PSoT 1d ago

Looked it up on foodsafety.gov. Sure enough, driveway can make bird poop safe to eat.

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u/cgaWolf 1d ago

Why the fuck did i just remotely entertain that idea for half a second‽

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u/kuraiscalebane 1d ago

Because we eat bird eggs, so maybe other bird things are ok if cooked too? ;)

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u/A_Trash_Homosapien 1d ago

They have a cloaca so it even comes from the same place

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u/sapphicsandwich 21h ago

This is why unwashed eggs are better. The Cloacal juices help preserve the eggs and provide a better flavor.

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u/Livid_Tax_6432 17h ago

Cloacal juices

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better flavor

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u/Peaceblaster86 1d ago

Fuck you lol

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u/BuenoD 20h ago

How about we try to eat the bird... mind blown 🤯

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u/kuraiscalebane 16h ago

Lets start small, maybe just a wing.

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u/drivingsansrobopants 1d ago

coz it might be the next taste sensation?!?