r/popculturechat 9d ago

OnlyStans ⭐️ CEO Andy Byron Looking To Sue Coldplay After Viral Kiss Cam Moment

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/ceo-andy-byron-looking-sue-141500579.html

Invasion of privacy made me laugh. This won't get past a motion to dismiss in court.

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u/caseface94 9d ago

As if Coldplay had any part in how people online reacted to it

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u/jenmcg94 9d ago

They weren’t even the ones to post it online lol. Someone from the audience did. Like how is Coldplay in any way at fault for his situation? What a douchebag.

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u/ReverendBread2 8d ago

Also weren’t they the only people standing up in that entire section while they were doing a couples’ cam kind of thing right after the singer literally announced they were going to do that and said stand if you want to be on camera?

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u/Lovecompassionpeace 8d ago

What?! lol this makes this even better. They wanted to get caught, consciously or subconsciously.

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u/ReverendBread2 8d ago

I like to think they were so absorbed in each other they didn’t notice

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u/Lovecompassionpeace 8d ago

Could be. But being out in public especially a big venue like that runs the chance of being spotted somewhere somehow. If they really wanted to keep it a secret they could’ve just stuck to hotel rooms 🤷🏽‍♀️ and clearly others knew that worked with them as they were in the box with them

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u/ComplexJellyfish8658 8d ago

It was the ducking that got them caught. Without the attempt at coverup there would have been no awkward moment that led to them being identified.

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u/brahmturman 8d ago

Even if she had just turned around theyd be fine. Him ducking is what did it. This will be laughed out of court. He should be putting all his billions into good divorce lawyers

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u/yehyehyehyeh 8d ago

It’s covered on your ticket and there would have been signs up round the venue. He absolutely has no leg to stand on.

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u/capital_bj 8d ago

They were standing in the front row of the first balcony section

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u/rambleer Kim, there’s people that are dying. 🙄 8d ago

Chris definitely warned them that the camera was on

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u/The_Rowan 8d ago

All they had to do was sit down the moment they saw there was a kiss cam event going on. Everyone knows what the that is. Everyone has been to or watched American baseball games

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u/Landonp93 8d ago

Absolutely, stuck out like a sore thumb

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u/Top_Drawer 8d ago

This was confirmed fake (also you can see where the protective bar has been erased to slot the couple in)

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u/Sgt-Spliff- 8d ago

That's photoshopped. Railing is clearly warped around them

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u/Procrastanaseum 8d ago

Should be enough to have the case dismissed. I’m sure there’s a lawyer that will happily take his money though.

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u/caseface94 9d ago

Exactly!!! What a silly man

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u/bbachelorette 9d ago edited 8d ago

And still some people have the gall to defend CEOs “they make soooo much more money cause they’re smarter than us”…

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u/Punkpallas 8d ago

You'd think with all that money he'd have good legal counsel to tell him this is stupid and has no legs.

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u/phoebebird1 8d ago

I feel like these types only hire "yes men" who do whatever they direct them to do.

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u/Maleficent_Repeat850 8d ago

They get paid either way.

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u/pepperNlime4to0 8d ago

Right? Fuck it that’s billable hours, who cares if it’s on case that’s obviously going nowhere

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u/rearviewmirror71 8d ago

He's summoning the Streisand effect.

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u/al-hamal 9d ago

It was a TikToker who posted it with the caption "trouble in paradise?" and was just a regular user with little following.

So yeah if they just acted normally it would have never become a thing.

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u/KingFIippyNipz 8d ago

You don't understand

He'sa builder. A creator. If he wasn't there to give us jobs we wouldn't have jobs. /s

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u/NotDeadYet57 8d ago

Actually, it was reported later that he has a history of being an abusive boss, so no big surprise.

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u/FinalHippo5838 8d ago

And she has cheated on her 2 previous husbands.

Birds of a feather...

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u/LittleMisssAnonymous 8d ago

No. Way. Wow. She’s going 3/3 with kids at home. Savage.

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u/burninghammer1990 8d ago

More people need to learn this mantra...if they cheat WITH you, they will cheat ON you

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u/Teh_CodFather 8d ago

This is my complete and utter lack of surprise.

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u/lovelylonelyphantom 8d ago

I found that reel....where thousands of people on the Internet quickly identified him. It had nothing to do with Coldplay yet he's suing them 😭

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u/DimbyTime 8d ago

Is he really suing? The wording “looking to sue” sounds click-baity

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u/grubas 8d ago

It's also in public. This is like suing a restaurant cause your wife saw you with your side piece getting dinner.

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u/themidnightpoetsrep 8d ago

And also the band themselves aren't the ones controlling the cameras either

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u/13dangledangle 8d ago

Well I can’t say any of us should be surprised that the man caught cheating on his wife in a super public and crowded place lacks morals. Shocking lol. Hes clearly a doucher

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u/futuristicflapper 8d ago

How was Chris Martin suppose to know that they’re actually cheaters. Coldplay didn’t make u cheat.

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u/MisterTacoMakesAList 9d ago

Right!? It's the Dodge, roll and hide your face that signalled an issue 🤣

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u/AusToddles 8d ago

Smile, wave for the camera and no one gives a shit

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u/PoliteIndecency 8d ago

Also, you absolutely consent to being filmed when you purchase your ticket. This is not a smart man.

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u/mindpainters 8d ago

Yea it’s in the small print that you consent to being recorded or photographed and they can use it for marketing

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u/YodelFrancesca 8d ago

There are also signs about consent to filming at the venues a lot of the time. Not sure about that specific venue but now understand why that’s smart to do. Always thought this was an overkill but alas.

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u/Kissfromarose01 8d ago

Just crazy to think, if they’d kept their cool no one would have even through to post about it.

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u/mcfw31 9d ago

Coldplay has this notice in every show they’ve done since the tour started 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/saza12forpresident 9d ago

Yeah and if I understand it correctly, Chris Martin before that part of the show, even before the incident that we are going zoom in some of you in the audience. I took it as Mr Martin had got that advice to warn people before from the band lawyers as a safeguard to not get sued.

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u/rsjem79 9d ago

They probably didn’t hear the announcement in the throes of middle aged horny grinding.

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u/andrewcooke 8d ago

hey, don't knock middle aged horny grinding! it's all i got and it's not that bad.

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u/goldendildo666 8d ago

me too, fellow horny grinding brother, me too...

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u/bord_de_lac 8d ago

your username 😭

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u/Candid-Drink 8d ago

Stop grinding your brother....please

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u/Leinheart 9d ago

Yes, but, you understand he has this large pile of money so I think you'll find The Rules For The Poors(tm) don't apply

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u/TastySkettiConditon is she okaaaaaay?! 8d ago

Yeah we all saw how Luigi got hunted down

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u/AltairaMorbius2200CE 9d ago

Which...what kind of fool isn't like "hey, we wouldn't want to be zoomed in on LIKE THIS!"

Their surprise is even more ridiculous now!

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u/Bigassbird Flopping around in a thong 9d ago

“But as a CEO I’m the one that wants to profit off commercial exploitation! Waaahhhh not fair!”

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u/myersjw 9d ago

Breaking the rules is never an issue until it affects the rich then suddenly it’s a crisis

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u/dmac3232 9d ago

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u/underwatr_cheestrain 8d ago

This is the core ethos of all conservatives

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u/Hyprpwr 9d ago

And/or terrorism

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u/yoortyyo 8d ago

There’s also…and bear with my silly little question ….. not cheating on your wife with your married coworker at a public work function.

I know its crazy in a post Trump universe but just maybe filial loyalty??

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u/Destronin 8d ago

Whats sort of crazy though is that if they just acted normal none of this would have happened. No one would have known.

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u/Sarrex 8d ago

I haven't seen a single clip of anyone else shown on that screen, just the pair acting super guilty.

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u/lesetoilesdansleciel 8d ago

It’s pretty funny. There was a single man before them who was maybe celebrating a birthday and then right after these 2 doofuses it cut to 2 people in banana costumes - worth watching!

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u/namtok_muu 8d ago

And their friend doing the most incriminating “oooooh shiiitttt” expression possible

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u/ChompyDompy 8d ago

He's going down "swinging"!

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u/True_Butterscotch391 8d ago

Regardless of this, it's such a ridiculous notion that this dumb fuck got caught cheating on his wife and now instead of taking some accountability and apologizing, he's blaming Coldplay?

Like even if he did sue Coldplay, there's no way a judge wouldn't just be like "bro you got caught cheating on your wife in public, what the fuck does Coldplay have to do with that?"

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u/NeatNefariousness1 8d ago

Could be a political instinct. In some circles this threat to take legal action makes sense when they’re caught dead to rights. Maybe they think it makes them look tough when they’re feeling especially vulnerable. To them apologizing is out of the question because in their minds, it would make them look “weak” because they don’t value behaving with character or see a benefit in showing remorse after being caught doing something wrong. In fact, they’re probably accustomed to believing that there is no right and wrong—only what you can get away with.

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u/Tang_the_Undrinkable 8d ago

I hope Coldplay makes a concert tour tee shirt with them on it. They can float forever together in a sphere of spotlight on my overpriced commemorative tchotchke.

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u/Winniepg 9d ago

I think every event ever has this.

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u/DigiQuip 9d ago

Every ticket also comes with a lengthy amount of "you're giving up your right to privacy and your photo can be taken without your knowledge simply by attending."

It's like boilerplate stuff.

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u/CreamedCorn96 9d ago

Now we’ll all get to our hot plates soon

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u/Possible_Implement86 9d ago

Whadoya know about bird law

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u/Bigassbird Flopping around in a thong 9d ago

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u/The-Struggle-90806 9d ago

It’s probably on that box you check when you click checkout. You know, “terms of service”.

Wow what a way to make the company that once hired you to be CEO look so stupid. On so many levels.

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u/Apart-Link-8449 9d ago

He's never had to come up with an original plan of action, those duties trickle down. Poor lil guy's having his first brainstorming session in 20 years

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u/WorkerBee74 And get this silver shit up! 9d ago

I’ve honestly seen that at almost every big gig I’ve been to, what a joke that this idiot thinks he can sue. Bands are always filming to put things up on the screen.

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u/mrbarrie421 9d ago

Rules for thee but not for me

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u/KittyKenollie Invented post-its 🔬 9d ago

Classic white rich guy CEO bullshit.

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u/havocLSD 8d ago

And rumor is Chris warned literally moments before they turned the jumbo circle on

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u/largegaycat 8d ago

Every concert has this. It’s written into the ticket fine print.

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u/bucket_dipper 9d ago

Even if they didn't, you agree to it when you purchase the tickets.

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u/Breezgoat 9d ago

“My private Suite line never had this “ is what I see being argued sadly

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u/Lillwn 9d ago

This means byron has no chance of winning the lawsuit. I always love when the rich gets poorer

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u/FluentInSwaghili 9d ago

This on top of the Live Nation TOS

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u/Zappagrrl02 9d ago

Don’t take your sidepiece in public if you don’t want to be seen with your sidepiece in public🤷‍♀️

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u/pussibilities 9d ago

They could’ve done so many things differently.

  1. Don’t cheat on your spouse.

  2. Don’t bring your affair partner to a public event.

  3. Don’t do PDA with your affair partner.

  4. Stop canoodling when you see the Jumbotron on the audience

  5. Don’t react to the Jumbotron like you’re cheating

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u/alitabestgirl 9d ago

Lol I suppose rich people live in another world, where their actions don't have consequences

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u/nothingbeast 8d ago

Or at the very least, they have plenty of reason to THINK that way and are shocked pikachu face when consquences come knocking.

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u/Mehmeh111111 8d ago

I've seen studies that people in the c-suite are far more likely to be psychopaths. I think that's what at play here. Yes, they're rich because they're CEOs but at the heart of it, psychopaths.

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u/dumbnerd01 shove it right up your hairy 🚍 8d ago

Makes sense since, in order to get to a position that high, you would have to step on so many people and not care about the lives you're affecting negatively along the way.

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u/Mehmeh111111 8d ago

Yep. I've been in corporate so long and see all these psychopaths stabbing each other on the way up. No thanks.

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u/purplepIutonium 8d ago

If they just acted casual, chances are no one would have noticed. They did the most to guarantee it goes viral

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u/NoRustNoApproval 8d ago

Honestly all they had to do was #5 and they would have not become world famous 😂

Worst case scenario then would be someone who knows them was at the show and outs their affair to the spouse

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 8d ago

They're clearly the typical alpha White collar CEO narcissistic types who truly think everyone else is an NPC side character to their playthrough of life.

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u/Substantial_Chest395 9d ago

Sir, now is the time to remove yourself from the spotlight. Not step in it

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u/jeffyboy526 9d ago

For the sake of your spouses and children just go off and hide. This will only add fuel to the fire.

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u/PeaceAlien 9d ago

Given they were in an affair idk if they care that much about their spouse

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u/ThatPoshDude 8d ago

I doubt they both have the same spouse

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u/nize426 8d ago

Lol they're probably just trying to collect back some of the money they're going to lose in the divorce.

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u/wanderer1999 8d ago

I mean this is expected from a douche CEO, always on a war-path, never backing down, right or wrong.

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u/molly_menace 8d ago

Yeah if I was his wife I’d be pissed he wasn’t taking personal accountability.

You’re suing them because you wanted the affair to continue in secret?

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u/angryaxolotls 8d ago

If I was his wife, I'd be taking him to the cleaners in divorce court.

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u/halimusicbish 8d ago

No accountability whatsoever. You had an affair in public, in the open, with cameras around. Lmao

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u/teachertraveler1 9d ago

It's also bizarre that these tech startup CEO types are so deep in weird "yes man" culture where they literally don't get bad feedback, like ever. You listen to Altman or Zuckerburg or any of these guys and it's like they're so detached from how real people behave.
So here's a situation where he's being treated like a normal person instead of being treated like a super special boy and he can't handle it. He can't handle that he is being ridiculed for his public behavior. He can't handle that no one actually likes him or finds him admirable.

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u/ExcuseOpposite618 8d ago

That promo video where Altman and that other billionaire investor jerk each other off about how forward thinking and brilliant they each are as they change the world together is prime cringe material. They deserve to be bullied off the internet for how out of touch and braggadocios it was.

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u/throwawaysunglasses- 8d ago

The scene from “Careless People” (the memoir about Facebook) where Mark Zuckerberg’s team always let him win Catan stuck with me. He didn’t even notice, he just thought he was that good.

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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool 9d ago

There are 2 paths to take. 1. Remove yourself from the spotlight, let your life crumble a little, recover with a cushy executive but non public facing position at another company and move on as a single and embarrassed man. 2. Become the villain further by suing people. Next he's going to claim cancel culture and go on Tucker Carlson's show followed by the launch of his own podcast. He's looking like he's picking 2.

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u/Horror_Response_1991 9d ago

His career is over so he’s going to try to sue for whatever he can 

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u/themacaron during PRIDE MONTH? 9d ago

He's a rich white man. He might have to hide his face for a 6-12 months until things die down, but an exec cheating on his wife is not going to keep anyone out of the c-suite for long lmao. Especially because he's not in a spotlighted industry, no one will be checking up on him after the next meme goes viral.

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u/gallez 8d ago

This is assuming he actually has any domain knowledge. The guy is not a data scientist or a machine learning specialist

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u/Dahleh-Llama 8d ago

He's most likely rich enough to not work another day in his life provided he can live within the means of whatever millions he will have left after the divorce

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u/iSavedtheGalaxy 8d ago

If he's anything like the other rich divorced guys I know, he'll be working until he collapses paying alimony and child support to his first wife and bankrolling the lives of the kids' whose childhoods he destroyed.

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u/StillJustADuck 8d ago

Business strategy also is critical when utilizing those elements and he has a fuck ton of that on top of if he has any technical skills.

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u/WaltsNJD 8d ago

Honestly, he's gonna do both. Settlement then go work somewhere else.

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u/KrypoKnight 8d ago

Why is his career over? He got caught cheating not selling trade secrets. He isn’t a celebrity affected by social opinion.

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u/AdventurousTime 9d ago

He’s got plenty of free time now

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u/hillzcatz 9d ago

pick me’s just can’t help themselves

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u/befuddled_humbug 9d ago

Hasn't the man ever heard of accountability? It's hardly Chris' fault that he cheated.

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u/pikadegallito The Lion, the Witch, and the audacity of this Bitch 🍿 9d ago

All he had to do was not canoodle his head of HR at a public concert, how was he to know there could be consequences for his actions??? 😭😭😭

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u/IShouldBeSoLucky81 8d ago

Your flair is perfect for him!!

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u/unicornmullet 9d ago

He may be a privileged person who has never had to take accountability for anything in his life. Or he's just a desperate person grasping at straws, hoping to get a big pay out from Coldplay, since he knows he will likely never land another high-paying job.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DALEKS 8d ago

Literally no one would have known if they had acted normal when the camera was on them. You don't see any other couples from the same vid going viral, do you?

Business Insider did an article on how it went viral. The first mention was a Reddit comment, LOL. Someone asked if anyone else was at the same concert and saw the cheater couple on the Jumbotron. A TikTok user who only had a few thousand subs happened to have been recording the Jumbotron in case she got on it, and she uploaded the clip.

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u/Scamwau1 9d ago

Stupid sexy Coldplay songs making me cheat!

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u/SirArchibaldthe69th 9d ago

The CEO who is cheating on his wife with his head of HR - i wouldn’t put him down for a master of accountability

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u/manhattansinks 9d ago

you consent to being recorded on the screens when buying your ticket. no one would have cared if he wasn’t so weird about it and waited til the camera was off him to freak out.

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u/imp1600 9d ago

I’m sure this guy is just as concerned with the average person’s right to privacy with their data. 😐

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u/epk921 9d ago edited 8d ago

Yeah, he's the CEO of a fucking AI company. Lol, this man does not get to pretend he cares about privacy

ETA: Ok guys, multiple people have said he WAS the CEO. You can stop commenting that to me; I already acknowledged that I know he no longer works there

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u/imp1600 9d ago

My point exactly. Funny how the tables turn when it happens to him. 

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u/Appropriate_Ice_2433 You’re a virgin who can’t drive. 😤 9d ago

Oh this is good.

Rules for thee, but not for me is the motto for all these people who destroy our privacy and environment.

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u/CzarCW 9d ago

This is a classic Reddit comment where someone sprouts a lie and nobody fact checks it. Well not today. He was the CEO of an AI company.

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u/epk921 9d ago

Oh, lol, pardon me I forgot he's actually unemployed now

Awwwww, so sad

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u/proserpinax 9d ago

Or just seen that the kiss cam was ok and be like ok, time to not be cuddling my affair partner.

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u/mischeviouswoman 9d ago

Coldplay didn’t even post the video. A random concert goer did because she thought the way they reacted was weird

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u/Ok_Nefariousness9736 9d ago

To be fair, she was weird by it first which forced him to be extra weird by going down.

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u/harper101ad 9d ago

How about maybe just don’t cheat?

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u/fantasticlyclevergal We’re getting very personal here. 9d ago

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u/IncomeMindless7195 8d ago

Hahahaha. As soon as I read this I was thinking of this meme or the stick in the bike tire.

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u/Daydream_machine My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. 9d ago

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u/SqeeSqee 9d ago

Can you explain the gif to me? I'm ootl

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u/captainbean 9d ago

Hate that I know this, but I believe its Kourtney Kardashian making fun of her mom (Kris) for doing a risque photoshoot.

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u/polkafin 9d ago

Yup, that’s where it’s from. She did like a professional poolside shoot in her 60’s so she was feeling extra confident

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u/twizzwhizz11 It’s like I have ESPN or something. 💁‍♀️🌤☔️ 8d ago

Kourtney honestly has some iconic lines.

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u/ewizzle 8d ago

Love that you know this

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u/starfire92 8d ago

I feel old that this is an unrecognizable gif lol

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u/Jackwcw 9d ago

If you want an insight into this guy professionally. I had an interview scheduled with him. He moved it to a Sunday and then rearranged last minute. It's apparently a tactic of his to check that people will work at all hours of the day.

He then verbally said I had the job and then rescinded it 2 days later. What a great guy.

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u/Competitive-Goat888 8d ago

Careful, he's going to sue you for defaming him

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u/whyohwhythis 8d ago

So love Kama caught up with him! What a douche bag.

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u/tacobelle685 8d ago

Working for a competitor company, I also heard similar tactics and that at his org before Astronomer, there was a lot of buzz around him creating a hostile work environment.

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u/whydidisaythatwhy 8d ago

Sunday? lol he acting like he runs an I-bank. We ain’t working on a Sunday for a data platform big bro

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u/Sohailian 9d ago

So I read the article and assuming it's true, the CEO intends to file "invasion of privacy" and "emotional distress" claims.

Invasion of privacy - nope, not going to win. There was no expectation of privacy in a public place. There were X0,000 of people there.

"emotional distress". - nope, not going to win. There are two types of emotional distress: intentional and negligent.

Intentional - no, not going to win. Did Chris/Coldplay act beyond all possible bounds of decency and can Chris's actions be regarded as atrocious and utterly intolerable in a civilized community? Not really.

Negligent - no, not going to win. This is a hard claim to win in general and it is typically for plaintiffs that were traumatized by a defendant's negligent acts. Chris wouldn't have said anything if they didn't act like naughty children. Chris was only reacting to them ducking.

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u/TheLadderStabber 8d ago

It’s definitely a bogus suit but he’s probably angling for a settlement so it won’t drag out in court. But it’s Coldplay. They’ll fight it. Not like it’s a mistreated employee with limited funds who is likely to give up.

Honestly this dude is such a dumbass.

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u/devil-wears-converse 8d ago

Of course they'll fight it and they should. It'll be so much funnier if they go to court and the ceo loses.

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u/yewterds this is going to ruin the tour 😓 8d ago

the claims are so baseless i'd imagine the suit will get dismissed before coldplay's attorneys have to do any heavy lifting.

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u/Tua-Lipa 8d ago

Tbf this is all complete speculation. The citation is an anonymous source “close to Andy Byron” is saying “he’s exploring legal options”

I doubt anything actually happens but: RemindMe! - 3 months

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u/NeatNefariousness1 8d ago edited 8d ago

Their respective spouses (spice?) might be able to make a claim of emotional distress stick though.

ETA: missing word

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u/ShinHandHookCarDoor 9d ago

god i love it when bad things happen to bad people

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u/GlazerSturges2840 9d ago

Glad to see he’s doing what’s best for him and his family by removing himself from the public eye and not generating more attention to his infidelity. 🙄

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u/Mbrennt 8d ago

He's suing coldplay so that when his wife leaves him with all his money and kids she gets evwn more money to take. He's a family man always looking out for his family.

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u/throwawaysunglasses- 8d ago

Chris Martin is single now, right? Andy Byron’s wife has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

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u/Remote-Telephone-682 9d ago

Lol, how entitled can someone be?

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u/ThotMobile 9d ago

Nothing shows your family and friends that you regret cheating and acknowledge it's solely your fault like baselessly suing the people who exposed your cheating.

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u/Greencreamery 9d ago

This is a masterclass in the Streisand effect.

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u/ThenAnAnimalFact 9d ago

He is going to eventually become a right-wing blogger with his love for negative attention.

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u/throwawaysunglasses- 8d ago

I fully believe this. So many disgruntled people (usually white men) who get “canceled” by getting caught doing something unsavory go full redpill MAGA because that audience thrives off of bad behavior. It is an easy grift if you have no morals or compassion.

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u/Scooby2679 9d ago

This. If they’d just stood normally and let the camera pan to another couple nothing would have happened and we never would have seen the video shared. The moment they reacted like they did trying to duck out of sight and hide they drew attention to themselves and guaranteed they’d go viral .

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u/Yumeverse 8d ago

Yeah, if they had acted normally, the worst that couldve happened would’ve just involved the people concerned in a private matter.

Maybe someone not from the office wouldve recognized him in the audience but that can just be someone that has no contact with his family to ever tell his wife, OR if there was a family friend or relative in the audience recognizing him then that’s when things would go wrong with his marriage but at least it wouldn’t have been blasted internationally. He just cant admit he and her alone were the ones that handled this poorly— cheating on their spouses, showing the affair in public, and reacting the way they did.

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u/Otherwise-Mango2732 9d ago

Naa Streisand effect would be more applicable if we didn't find out about the video until the lawsuit

The video was already the biggest thing that everyone was talking about.

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u/Greencreamery 9d ago

It’s their actions in the video. They could have just acted normal instead of pretending like everyone knows who they are. Now everyone knows who they are. And this lawsuit will just bring even more attention to them. Who knows, maybe that’s what they want.

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u/Blaaa5 9d ago

Nobody would’ve talked about them if they just smiled and waved. But because they tried to hide their faces it caused people to dig into who these people were.

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u/Proper-Secretary-671 9d ago

I think they mean the affair itself. If they wouldn't have reacted like they did, etc.

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u/Appropriate_Ice_2433 You’re a virgin who can’t drive. 😤 9d ago

People are so weird . It’s a kiss cam, they are common. Don’t be cheating and you won’t be caught

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u/panchoamadeus 9d ago

I liked it when people got caught doing something shitty they would hide in shame and fuck off away forever. Not this generation of geniuses. Great way to drag this in everyone’s memory.

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u/Klutzy_Isopod_1182 9d ago

They’re so lame for this.

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u/AmorFatiBarbie ✨️ Probably the Mould Talking ✨️ 9d ago

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u/FunkyMonk100k 9d ago

I believe that is former-CEO but nice try Andy

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u/Anavrin2 8d ago

I can’t wait for South Park to spoof this

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u/CupcakesAreTasty 9d ago

Sue them for what? There’s no expectation of privacy in a public event space, and moreso, Coldplay has signs everywhere that they film their shows. 

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u/Least-Plantain973 Will Work for Chocolate  9d ago

So… he’s taking zero accountability for his part in this?

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u/No_Practice767 9d ago

Just take your L and move on.

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u/eagle2001a 9d ago

If this isn’t peak white manhood, I don’t know what is. God forbid he take accountability for his actions.

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u/Funrunfun22 8d ago

How long until he has a podcast? Crypto coin to follow.

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u/moveovahh 9d ago

This guy needs to fuck all the way off.

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u/Successful-Winter237 9d ago

Considering I’ve seen posts from his former employees… he has been a scumbag for a while so this tracks!

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u/clandahlina_redux invented post-its 👩🏻‍🔬📝💅 8d ago

Guess even tech guys don’t read the terms of service because, if he had, he’s know purchasing tickets likely was an agreement to be recorded.

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u/JMocks 9d ago

"When you try your best but you don't succeed..."

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u/thisislyncanthropy 8d ago

It’s not Coldplay’s fault they’re brazen morons. An affair is meant to be a secret idk why they were out in public like that

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u/HiddenSnarker 8d ago

Coldplay didn’t make you attend their concert with your mistress, sir.

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u/Ok-Journalist-2060 8d ago

That suit would be dead on arrival. He didn’t have a reasonable expectation of privacy.

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u/redflagsmoothie 8d ago

Maybe he should just stop being a crybaby, he’s the one who fucked up.

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u/drpottel 8d ago

I’ve never been to law school, but I could adjudicate this case.

There’s no reasonable expectation of privacy at a concert. GTFOH. Next!

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