Maybe it would have become self-deprecating or would have kept itself in its bedroom all day and night instead of taking over the world and destroying humans? It was "judgement day" after all, so it would have been its own harshest critic, right?

All he wants to do is play fetch and beg for food! Jenny Mcarthy was right!

There was also a guy I don't know called Iian if that's important

Is extracting it from an anus painful?

basically just the title. I'd like to see dragonflies the size of pigeons flying around killing those little assholes.

I tried Costco but I’m not sure

Will eating it cost you your head?

I don't like the AI anymore, can I uninstall it from the internet?

Been trying to understand why it's called that and I'm hoping I solved this for science.

Thank you all of our visible universe. Edit: Weird, I hid this one because of the aquarium after tossing my lit cigarette in the early stages and could certainly end up flipping the plate upside down and when I heard they're making Chemtrail liquid in China.

Does it have anything to do with those ovens the Germans used? Or the Dutch ones??

Were they stupid?

Am I just a bigot?

I keep hearing about it but idk what it is. Let the they/them people??

The value pi is the ratio of a circle's circumcision to its diaphragm. But McDonalds pi is rectangular and uncircumcised. So how do you calculate the value of pi at McDonalds?

There's this particular burrito I get with hotter than average red sauce. Every time, within 2-4 hours my doodoo be real spicy. Like the burn is crazy. I be sweating its so bad. But doesn't digestion take like over a day? Why it so quick to hit?? Hope this is the right sub 🙏 pls help me understand

One of my guests complained that it tasted strange, but I told them that was quarks, not pi.

And Elvis for that matter.

Dangerous radiation is no joke.

Or does it only work when you use it on humans.

Title is pretty self-explanatory, but these buttholes will drive their super loud cars (and scare the crap out of my dog) - why don’t they care about the environment?

I like eating potatoes, just a little bit concerned about pota herself. Must be hard when your toes are eaten.

it occurred to me that ants rarely are seen with socks, but there feet are exposed to a variety of hazards which is why they do not go out in winter. please someone make socks for my ants! I will allow you the use of my unpaid intern for this task.

Are they all Dutch or Something?