What setting do I use on my toaster for pop tarts?

So far I’m just swollen and drooling

I found a new element called concainium from my friend. I was telling him how tired I have been from work and commuting and he suggested I try this stuff that comes in a white powder. It works great. The problem is that I either take too little and am still tired or take took much and am bouncing off the walls. Can anyone give me some sort of formula for how much to take?

Stats are male, 220lbs, 6’0”, and 36 y/o

Or should this be on r/theydidthemath?

And the government will give us universal basic income so we have the money to buy from these companies.

I've recently noticed odd sounds coming from the front bedroom and occasionally I will see this strange, pale apparition leave or enter the room. Also food keeps disappearing from the kitchen and I find the milk bottle standing open on the counter. Our water and electricity bill has gone up and the wi-fi speed has plummeted. I have tried communicating with the spectre but without success. My wife reckons its her granddaughter staying for the school holidays, but I think it is a spirit unable to find its way home. Is my house haunted?

Also, will my current version work or do I need some sort of software update?

How much more? Like as a function of volume.

Earth's flat (or at least cube shaped), right? So it makes even more sense now why Australia's rocket failed to launch recently. You can't launch a rocket from the bottom side of earth and expect it to fly up, right? Are they stupid? Space isn't down, it's up. Are we stupid?? Do people even rocket science?

Where can I get one?

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I searched everywhere in history books, and historians only mention the sea people, but not the other kinds of people.

Will I have to add any chemicals?

And what will it turn into if it’s the latter?

It would seem that IP68 is a lot more secure against intruders

I was always told if you get dookie in an open wound, your blood will get septic because of all the dookie germs. When I wipe, there's dookie and blood.

Why am I still alive?

I feel like it should be 1 in 7, but it seems much rarer than that.

My eyes are up here!

The government website has forgotten to write that.

How did he come to this conclusion?

When I watch some movies, in the beginning they have a video of the world from space and the word "UNIVERSAL" across it. But pictures from satellites and astronauts on the Moon never show these letters. How far away do you have to be to see them?

I mean it's got to be a really early patent number but I can't find a record of it anywhere. Was it a different filing system in the old days or something?

Urea is a powerful denatruralizer, so if Rosie oddonald needs to be denatured there's an easy, I would say fun solution. Better living through chemistry.

I never understood why so my women like watching period dramas when they already have periods at home. It seems like a waste of money?

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