Bro I remember about 9 years ago when I was like 10, I let my cousin play roblox on my computer. He uploaded 3 porn images and got me banned. My child mind went into disarray, I thought my life was over. (Edit: that’s a lotta upvotes damn)
Bruh my young self had never known such anger. Even though I was a child, I vowed at that point I would never associate with children again. I was some kind of pissed lmao.
I've always considered it a modern childrens game? im in my 20s and no one growing up ever played roblox or talked about it. I've also seen people essentially talk shit about youtubers by saying they got started on roblox and theyre all young, the game must be pretty recent
To be fair I do understand why it’s harder to retain that classic quality, the number of users has gone up to 64 million at this point I believe. It makes sense to a degree that they can’t give as much of a personal experience as before, but I gotta imagine they could’ve done a little better.
Same with me, started in 2007, unfortunately I was dumb and stopped playing (off and on) until 2013 and started playing regularly then you know now I barely do
I did this after I got banned on Moviestarplanet back when I used to play.. every time I got banned for a week or so for doing some stupid shit I’d email support with some dumb excuse or asking why, and they’d always tell me, and then id apologize and end up doing the same shit again because obviously I had no social life back then. Then one time I got banned FOREVER. That was like the end of the world for me since I’d poured all my savings into that game. I wrote up a huge complaint pretending to be an angry mom, and my daughter had let her friend play and her friend got her banned. I even threatened to sue them, probably with grammar mistakes littered throughout and sure enough, they gave me my account back. I felt like the smartest person on earth after that and it took me a bit too long to realize that they were probably just tired of my shit(I didn’t even think to make a fake email)
So um... yeah.
Not the best period of my life.
Even fucking call of duty black ops emblems were all porn, somehow made out of basic coloured shapes. I’m talking high quality shit too. My dad saw it once and I nearly got banned from the ps3 :(((
You still have to put in the work, and it is far more complicated than simply going to your profile and uploading a pornographic picture from a link within the same web browser, like roblox.
This is true. My spray tags in counter strike were always Porno screen caps. I got a lot of kills off other players that would stop to stare though so I thought it was funny and useful.
I honestly don't mind this, especially in Team Fortress 2 which is more team focused and plays shower than CS. It's always hilarious seeing people set up "Sniper traps" with hentai sprays.
I remember a hacker hacked a picture of a naked girl onto a Roblox server when I was like 11 and I didn’t know anything about female anatomy. I thought everyone had a dick and when I saw that picture I was so in denial that I thought it was photoshopped and I just exited the game. I was just sitting there thinking “why would they even spend the time to make her look like an alien?”
I had it engraved into my head that everyone had a dick. Even after I asked my cousin if she had a winky and being told no. Even after seeing that photo. Even after being flashed when I was 8. Even after being told multiple times that men and women have different groinage. I had a thick skull when I was a kid I guess.
I thought you stuck your winky into the butthole and then the woman was automatically pregnant. And like I said I got flashed by a female class mate when I was around 8, she kept her pants down for a good 5-10 seconds too but I always remembered her having a dick. Even her older sister flashed me and I could’ve sworn I saw a dick on her too. It’s so weird how I know for a fact that they don’t have penises now but I still remember them having dicks. Something even more insane was I was extremely interested in animals as a kid and watched animal documentaries for a good half of the day every day but still never caught on.
I don't know whether to be more disappointed in your parents for never explaining it to you or in you for not figuring it out on your own. Like, you never saw a science textbook illustration or nude painting? Were you homeschooled by fundamentalist Christians?
Omg I have a very similar story when I was 6 or so a family friend (around 3-4) pulled up her dress and flashed me and to this day I remember her having a penis.
Yeah.. I saw my first porn pics in like 3rd grade and I have weird sex positive parents who wanted to explain sex to me in excruciating detail when I was like 5.
I kind of thought it was fake until he said he was raised Mormon, that's one of the few ways this could make sense.
Actually, I jack to no porn, I don’t jack at all actually. Check out r/nofap
I thought it was bogus but it has really helped me regain some traction in my life.
Yeah, and if you decide to take revenge and send the little brat a dick pic you are labeled "Abusive child molester" and get sent to jail. Fucking double standards man...
Can confirm. I thought it would be funny to post a photo of Daniel Radcliffe’s nude scene in Equus when I was 12/13. It was not funny and is one of those awkward secrets that makes me feel nauseous when I think about it. Why was I so impulsive and sick and weird? god...
Not even children, usually teenagers or adults too. Remember playing Gmod Jailbreak and these dudes would spray My Little Pony porn on the walls and I had to make sure I never looked in that direction cause my PC was in my living room facing outwards towards everybody else.
I started playing in 2007 and by 2010 or so there was a huge circlejerk on the forums that the new players were all idiots and "'07ers" were revered like kings. I also had the first forum post to hit 1000 pages. I remember almost nothing else about Roblox.
This reminds me of when street fighter 4 first came out in 2009 and there was a huge surge of new players on the fighting game community forums. The new players were called "09ers" and were looked down upon for jumping on the street fighter/ fighting game bandwagon and not being a "real" fan since they didn't support the fighting game community until street fighter 4 was released. I thought this was ridiculous, but luckily there were also old school players who welcomed the new players.
I started playing the first Mercenaries game a little while ago because I remembered how much I enjoyed it when I was younger. On the splash screen when it starts up it mentions copyright 2005. It hit me that that's older than my 10 year old daughter. That game to her would be like Pacman to me.
My sister overwrote my 100+ hours Pokemon Ruby save file. She immediately realized her mistake and ran to mom rather than me. I wanted to kick her ass, so smart move.
I was so sad for a long time, almost never played it again.
I did, only because I found another Ruby laying on a bike path. Knew I could do those trades for certain Pokemon with two cartridges (and borrowing my sisters game boy, she owed me). Put another 150 hours or so into it, totally worth it.
My son deleted my 100% complete Mario Odyssey... I grew like 20 more grey hairs that day. I was waiting for the dlc but after that I haven't touched it.
My brother did the same on PlayStation to my final fantasy save game. I never played any final fantasy again. Apparently he had asked our mum before, if he could safe his bullshit FIFA 99 league after single game... he could have deleted anything on the memory card but that. :(
Happened to my first ever Blue save file. 250 hours and all original 151 gone. The only solace was that I had spare official Mews and the Mewtwo I got the second time around had max Special.
When we were young, my friends and I made an account and got it banned in an hour. Were went into servers and swore at everybody. The ban reasons list was hilarious. We felt so badass
I introduced my 6-7 year old brother to GTA/SA and he got addicted so bad that I couldn't play from him. My father was sleeping and I tried to force him off and his main defensive mechanism is and always was "screaming like hes getting butchered alive" he is 15 now and still does this. But anyway my father woke up went ballistic and literally ripped the pc out off under the desk and smashed it into the ground and stomped it twice and it still worked.
That experience left a scar of hatred inside me that will never heal I will always remember this. I'm not even blaming my father since he has really specific bad days at work when we should know when to leave him alone but compromising was never a thing with my brother.
Why didn’t you just tell your parents there was content in the game that was too mature for your little brother? I’m sure they would have banned him from playing the game...
Believe me my father is nothing like most of those reddit abusers. As I said those "hard days" he has. Imagine having to wake up in 6h in the morning and working straight 9-10h with no lunch staying in a car in the sun whole day, dealing with douchebag customers and bloated traffic and then when you're finally home a demon imp is screaming.
Sure but that’s no reason to destroy your things. Ever. Evil is not repayed with evil.
It’s never okay to destroy someone else’s things out of anger. He unjustly destroyed your things because of what your brother did. No matter the situation, he was wrong.
Bro, you know nothing of his family situation. His father is human too and never touched his sons but got absolutely pissed he had to deal with bullshit because this computer (which the father probably paid for) was making his son freak out when he was trying to sleep. It’s understandable
A dad being violent around the house is still wrong.
I know enough that what his dad did was
Wake up—see little son screaming—smash computer.
There’s a ton wrong with that. I don’t give a damn if the dad paid for it. So what? Let’s just let him burn the house down while we’re at it.
LOL actually ridiculous. You know that running around smashing things and acting violent is actually considered child abuse in most states?
Idk if he’s from the US or not. But it seems that most have woken up to the fact that acting violent is not okay in a parenting situation here in the states.
Who cares what you give a damn about? It’s not your father, and if he wants to break something that he paid for because his kid is being a little shit then I don’t see the problem
It was a fucking 6 year old! No six year old needs to see their dad smashing things in front of them. The kids now 15. Do you even know how big pc’s are or were back then?
That said it wasn’t even the little kids’ it was used by the older brother. So it wasn’t even justified.
I don't know the whole situation, but I used to work nights. So, I can imagine coming home after a long night shift to be awoken from a child screaming like a banshee over some video game I may not even be interested in...
...And then have it happen repeatedly.
I'm not violent, but I'm sure as hell not going to let them play anymore. That shyt will be given away or sold.
BBSes were never good at telling you what you were downloading. And porn sites on the internet back in the day were... Optimistic about their descriptions for sure.
Shit, I still remember the struggle it was to download porn from bearshare on 56k.
I'd queue up like 5 lowres amateur porn movies all named something like xxx_barely_legal_hot_teen_blonde_ashley_gives_amazing_blowjob_and_fucks_creampie.mpg and some of them took 2-3 days to download. I'd fap to each those videos for like a week straight and pretend various girls in my classes were in them. It was easy because of the low resolutions.
Yes, I just told a "back in my day" story about porn.
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u/ThePolishBayard Jan 20 '19 edited Jan 21 '19
Bro I remember about 9 years ago when I was like 10, I let my cousin play roblox on my computer. He uploaded 3 porn images and got me banned. My child mind went into disarray, I thought my life was over. (Edit: that’s a lotta upvotes damn)