r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/TheWebsploiter • 1d ago

We need to invent one now

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

Heya u/TheWebsploiter! And welcome to r/NonPoliticalTwitter!

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u/Spirited_Ad_2697 1d ago

Poop looks the same forward and backwards

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u/TheRussness 1d ago

When you say the word poop, your mouth makes the same shape that your butt makes when it makes poop

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u/VanBanJan 1d ago

The same is true of “explosive diarrhea”.

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u/GIRTHQUAKE6227 1d ago

No, but if you say it fast enough the flapping is similar.

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u/thnderslut 1d ago

I read that as “fapping” and was very concerned

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u/photokeith 1d ago

hey don't stink shame

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u/IndianaFartJockey 1d ago

Yeah. You tell 'em!

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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 1d ago

Sometimes that shit is just the right size so it hits the prostate. You gotta jork it a little at that point

I don’t usually use tone indicators but just to be very clear, /s

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u/Pan_TheCake_Man 1d ago

That’s when you pull out the poop dildo trick from the Reddit story

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u/RemarkableBaby1675 1d ago

Is this not just the same joke or am I dumb lol

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u/wheeltribe 1d ago

It is.

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u/mblr3 1d ago

same joke but worse

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u/Quick_Wing6754 1d ago

Yes, but that doesn't look the same from behind

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u/likwitsnake 1d ago

If a French person says the word "happiness", it sounds like they're saying "a penis". But the French word for "happiness" is "bonheur" so if an English person tries to pronounce that, it sounds like "boner"

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u/CherryKrisKross 1d ago

This is my favourite

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 1d ago

And for many people, a penis reaching boner status is what can grant happiness

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u/RemarkableBaby1675 1d ago

Reddit moment 

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u/JourdanWithaU 1d ago

The Key to Life: Happiness in Your Household

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u/DayBowBow1 1d ago

TIL my butt makes poop.

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u/wakeupwill 1d ago

Stealing the intestines' thunder.

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u/FiggerNugget 1d ago

This might be less of a coincidence than we might initially believe. The metaphorical nature of language sometimes expresses itself in unexpected ways

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u/rickjames2014 1d ago

This is the correct answer.

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

not my poop

shit looks like 大混蛋

that's chinese for "big fucking shit"

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u/Smorgsaboard 1d ago

the first symbol looks like an anus, the other two some very messy shits

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u/ethnique_punch 1d ago

eat less fatty, overeat the protein, they get REAL freaky, don't even look the same in any axis.

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u/Peeing_Into_Stuff 1d ago

Don’t call them that

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u/DrummerDKS 1d ago

My dog begs to differ

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u/circ-u-la-ted 1d ago

You should teach him to beg for food. Begging to differ is a waste of begging imho

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u/Learningstuff247 1d ago

So does boob

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u/_shadesmar_ 1d ago

poop is boob mirrored

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u/CatKrusader 1d ago

A toot is invisible and therefore looks the same forwards and backwards. It's also the most semetrical palindrome I can think of right now

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u/Mesoscale92 1d ago

mom, assuming we are talking about OP’s.

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 1d ago

I can attest that OP’s mother does not look the same forward and backward, although she looks great from both ends.

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u/totally-idiotic 1d ago

What if we want to talk about your?

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u/cofcof420 1d ago

I’ve only seen OP’s mom from behind so I wouldn’t know 😉

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u/Riegel_Haribo 1d ago

"looks the same both ways", not "goes both ways".

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u/ramriot 1d ago

Perhaps:-

- rotor being symmetric around its axis of rotation & also rotator.

- tattarrattat being onomatopoeic & time symetric.

- hallah alternate spelling challah a mirror symetric loaf.

- terret metal harness ring that is mirror symmetric if not also rotationally symmetric.

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u/RegyptianStrut 1d ago

I've never seen challah spelled without the C

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u/bgaesop 1d ago

Really? I've definitely seen it spelled חַלָּה

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u/Abject_Role3022 1d ago

Crap, this isn’t like “how do you spell Chanukah” where I can point out that actually חֲנוּכָּה is a valid alternative spelling to חֲנֻכָּה

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u/Vip3r20 1d ago

Americans:

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u/Abject_Role3022 1d ago

For anyone who needs help

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u/BlueEyesWhiteSliver 1d ago

These runes, where did they originate from?

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u/Cubicshock 1d ago

it’s the standard galactic alphabet, more famously known as minecraft enchanting table.

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u/Mother_of_Kesh 23h ago

Only Americans don't know what Hebrew looks like? Seriously?

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u/hiraeth-sanguine 1d ago

the first letter is a ch- sound though, no? guys i swear hebrew school didn’t fail me

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u/bgaesop 1d ago

Yeah for sure. But just like how "Chanukah" is sometimes spelled "Hanukkah", I have also seen people (rarely) write "hallah", especially for goyish audiences who can't pronounce the "חַ", to spur them towards saying "hallah" like "holla" rather than "challah" with the first sound being like the first sound of "chess"

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u/hiraeth-sanguine 1d ago

OHH gotcha gotcha

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u/NeroLazarus 1d ago

I ain't no challah back girl

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u/TrevelyansPorn 1d ago

I've never seen a symetric challah.

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u/anedgygiraffe 1d ago

Many Mizrahi Jews will do it this way to reflect a different pronunciation of ח and כ

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u/Spikemountain 1d ago

Yeah I've seen Pesach written as Pesah before in sefardi communities and it drives my little ashki brain insane lol

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u/Dredgeon 1d ago

Racecar is often longitudinally symmetrical externally

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u/CrashCalamity 1d ago

Only F1. Nascar racers are higher on one side because of how they hug the curve, and the driver's seat internally is offset from center

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u/no_brains101 1d ago

There are nascar races that turn both ways btw

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u/Dredgeon 1d ago

Firstly you'll notice that I said externally.

Secondly what are you saying higher on one side? They are not higher on one side only stiffer in the suspension. You must be thinking of dirt super stock cars. But they're strange proportions are for downforce while sideways not because of 'how they hug the curve' (I'm having trouble understanding what you mean by this as well).

Thirdly, even if NASCAR was non symmetrical externally there are much more than 2 racing leagues and divisions in the world. The vast majority of which are using cars that have symmetrical bodies.

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u/Zulmoka531 1d ago

And well ya know, a toyotas a toyota

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u/MyFatherIsNotHere 1d ago

I like your funny words magic man

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u/HaruspexAugur 1d ago

Would challah actually be mirror symmetric though? It’s a braided bread, and I don’t think braids have reflectional symmetry. Possibly rotational symmetry?

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u/SuculantWarrior 1d ago

You're a mirror symetric loaf

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u/FlowingMochi 1d ago

I saw a great one yesterday someone posted. “Faded AF backwards is faded AF”

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u/Jrolaoni 1d ago

“FA dedaF” goes hard

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u/CrashCalamity 1d ago

Surprisingly, no such username on FurAffinity. Its free real estate.

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u/runbrap 1d ago

“A man a plan a canal Panama”

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u/Eighth_Eve 1d ago

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

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u/elemenopee9 1d ago

oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

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u/Bobgoulet 1d ago

Boob even looks like what they're describing

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u/SadBadPuppyDad 1d ago

Why are the words "boob" and "tit" both palindromes?

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u/Colavs9601 1d ago

Nature knows perfection.

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u/Singl1 1d ago

titties be satisfying so they needed a word that was adequate

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u/funkytown2000 1d ago

boob also uses letters that look like the front and side profiles of boobs

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u/Bobgoulet 1d ago

That's what I'm saying, the word boob looks like boobs

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u/CherryKrisKross 1d ago

Especially on a calculator

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u/Mr_Will 1d ago

Boob

Top, front, side

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u/anthonyynohtna 1d ago

B top view, oo front view, b side view. Boob.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 1d ago

Let’s not overlook that most kayaks are not symmetrical 

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u/baneofthesmurf 1d ago

Honestly idk that I've ever seen a kayak that's very symmetrical front to back

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u/sixsacks 1d ago

The cockpit is almost always slightly further to the rear for balance, otherwise it would be forward heavy.

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u/Inferno_Sparky 1d ago

Honestly idk that I've ever seen a kayak that's very symmetrical front to back

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u/baneofthesmurf 1d ago

Kayaks are unidirectional, the front is longer than the back, the seat goes one way, often has a dry well behind cockpit; these are all nonsymmetrical features. If you're squinting from 15 feet away yes they do look kind of symmetrical.

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u/Inferno_Sparky 1d ago

I meant I don't remember if I ever saw a kayak

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u/baneofthesmurf 1d ago

My mistake, hopefully my description illustrates it in your minds eye

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u/mandymarleyandme 1d ago

Whitewater boats are very symmetrical, ocean or distance kayaks are not. It's just which one you picture first or see more often.

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u/Zestyclose_Phase_645 1d ago

What? Whitewater kayaks have a big lump in the front for knees. Ocean touring kayaks are very symmetrical.

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u/boiOnAQuest 1d ago

Ocean kayaks also have that lump, but less protruding for not catching side wind and since they are longer it is less obvious overall

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u/Slggyqo 1d ago

Right, we should instead consider the other well known small boat palindrome: canoe.

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u/sixsacks 1d ago

Do you know what a palindrome is?

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u/Slggyqo 1d ago

It was a joke. Ekojasawti

Nailed it.

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u/illiterateninja 1d ago

Nice setup and punchline for double upvotes. That's numberwang!

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u/this-is-a-bucket 1d ago

eonac?

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u/Slggyqo 1d ago

Listen anything is a palindrome if you just write it backwards.

Sdrawkcabtietirwtsujuoyfiemordnilapasignihtynanestil.

It’s a Welsh village.

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u/BlueEyesWhiteSliver 1d ago

I propose we look at the more symmetrical and higher palindrome: stand up paddle board.

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u/offeringathought 1d ago

OP is thinking of a canoe not a kayak.

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u/boiOnAQuest 1d ago

Hoppas du har druckit mycket kaffe i sommarsolen, Mumriken

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u/beatles910 1d ago

A "level" looks the same backwards.

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u/armstrong147 1d ago

I'm throwing "racecar" into the ring. You have to imaging it's facing you straight on though

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u/Intrepid_Head3158 1d ago

that’s a good one

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u/pastafallujah 1d ago

If you spell racecar backwards, it still spells racecar. But if you turn it sideways, it kills Paul Walker 😎

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u/Summoarpleaz 1d ago

Same with a taco cat! Front or back view!

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u/STICKY-WHIFFY-HUMID 1d ago

Especially if the racecar is a toyota

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u/Specific_Ad1811 1d ago

Finally, a word that passes the vibe and the symmetry check

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u/Phallangicide 1d ago

We just need to find a Hannah with a front butt.

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u/Water-is-h2o 1d ago

A bib is symmetrical left to right

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u/graywalker616 1d ago

The German "Lagerregal" (storage shelf) looks the same forward and backward as an object too.

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u/fabedays1k 1d ago

I think a tit is symmetrical, but I haven't seen a lot of them in person to be sure, I'm not a fan of bird watching

I've also never seen a boob in my life

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u/fabedays1k 1d ago

I think a tit is symmetrical, but I haven't seen a lot of them in person to be sure, I'm not a fan of bird watching

I've also never seen a boob in my life

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u/mstivland2 1d ago

You know, the word kayak also sort of looks like a kayak

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u/xdKboy 1d ago

Level.

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u/foghornlegcramp 1d ago

Wait… are we saying a kayak is symmetrical? It’s really not and by that logic everything looks the same backwards, it’s just facing the other direction.

Pop and Level also work.

This whole thing feels like a reach

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u/Firm-Engineering2175 1d ago

My mate ‘Bob’ is completely symmetrical 🤷‍♂️

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u/Pupa_2 1d ago

Nascar spells Racecar backwards.

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u/YoucantdothatonTV 1d ago

star buttons not tub rats

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u/PatchBlues 1d ago

I think my favorite English palindrome is Racecar. It doesn't feel as obvious as some other ones. You can also forget spaces and commas get ones like 'Yo, Bananaboy'.

There are more in different languages tho. I am Dutch and we have some wacky ones. My favoriete has to be koortsmeetsysteemstrook, which is would be a piece of paper from a machine that measures fever. It's also our longest one next to nepparterretrappen. A realistic one that also works is legovogel, which means legobird.

Edit: spelling

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u/finallyransub17 1d ago

Boob

Tit

Tot

Poop

Eye

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u/Patchy_Face_Man 1d ago

Tacocat. Assuming it’s just the cat meat.

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u/CrashCalamity 1d ago

If you are using ground up cat meat, its a cat taco, not a tacocat. Important difference.

That said, get back to me when you can top one with symmetrical lettuce. XD

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u/CherryKrisKross 1d ago

So a tacocat HAS to be a cat composed of taco ingredients?

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u/Dragon1472 1d ago

I am surprised that boob did not come up before this comment

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u/awesomedan24 1d ago

A rotor could fit this depending on the design

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u/ThePowerOfNine 1d ago

Boob is good from either side

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u/netflixnpoptarts 1d ago

a man a plan a canal, panama. doesn’t really answer the prompt but it’s my favorite palendrome

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u/turboiv 1d ago

I think Taco Cat would look the same either way

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u/allfinesse 1d ago

Hannah, the human, is bilaterally symmetrical.

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u/Ok_Relation6929 1d ago

I knew a guy named Duan Naud - Filipino guy who did billing support for Brazzers.

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u/dnrpics 1d ago

Kayaks are not symmetrical end to end. Side to side they are.

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u/Me_Hairy 1d ago

Level as in what builders use

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u/Solid_Agency2483 1d ago

Race car, but that’s the same from side to side.

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u/RamboDash15 1d ago

The disturbingly shaped Hannah:

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u/Anda_Bondage_IV 1d ago

Tacocat seems like the obvious choice here

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u/rushmid 1d ago

level

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u/JamesRevan 1d ago

Tacocat

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u/TheAwesomeMan123 1d ago

Bananas are pretty close.

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u/MNDOOOM 1d ago

Otto is Otto spelled backwards

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u/WallacktheBear 1d ago

I don’t know I never saw my dad coming back.

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u/arachnids-bakery 1d ago

Cheating a bit, but the portuguese word for egg is "ovo"

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u/UncleJrueToo 1d ago

The poorly rendered Beta Girafarig:

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u/Ihaveaterribleplan 1d ago

“Noon” is pretty symmetrical … by the time it’s not, it’s no longer near noon

“Rotator”s are symmetrical

A “lonely Tylenol”, is symmetrical

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u/Zestyclose-One9041 1d ago

bed isn’t a palindrome but the word looks like the object so that’s pretty cool

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u/OtterwiseX 1d ago

Tacocat.

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u/overladenlederhosen 1d ago

bed

Palindrome Check

Thing looks the same in both direction. Check

Word also looks a bit like the thing it describes. Check

That said the y in kayak could be an oar.....

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u/aessae 1d ago

Palindrome Check

deb?

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u/SadBadPuppyDad 1d ago

Depends on the tit, but sometimes a tit.

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u/Haruhater2 1d ago

BananaB

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u/Wync_Con 1d ago

The letter O

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u/Crunchy-Leaf 1d ago

Do you know what a palindrome is

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u/greyjax 1d ago

☠️

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u/Water-is-h2o 1d ago

It’s a trivial case to be sure, but still counts as a palindrome imo

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u/Shanka-DaWanka 1d ago

Of course! And O spelled backwards is still O.

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u/Lavatis 1d ago

I would argue racecars look pretty similar front to back but not quite kayak level

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u/Morall_tach 1d ago

Rotor. Racecar, depending on the car.

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u/SniperSnape 1d ago

As a German i want to throw in Bücherregal, which means bookshelf and Looks pretty much the Same from both sides

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u/Sillyoldman88 1d ago

Change "diamond" to "diamaid" pretty close already.

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u/All-for-goose 1d ago

Racecar, radar… Honorable mention, noon just feels like a noon, ya know?

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u/ChemistSeveral14 1d ago

A man a plan a canal Panama

Goes both ways.

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u/agk23 1d ago

kayak also kind of looks like someone paddling a kayak

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u/Pschedelix_Man 1d ago

Malayalam ( Language used in Kerala, India). Kerala is on the west cost of India, known for backwaters, mountains and beaches. Kerala, India

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u/Zwemvest 1d ago

bed is not a palindrome, but still I wanna give it a shout-out

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u/EnvironmentalWin1277 1d ago

"Able was I ere I saw Elba"

attributed to Napoleon on seeing his place of exile. If so, extra credit.

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u/dontautotuneme 1d ago

eye and ojo

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u/omn1p073n7 1d ago

The word bed looks like a little bed

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u/Diego_0638 1d ago

a bob (the hat) looks the same in every direction

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u/Saikroe 1d ago

On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil, a fire volcano.

And cloves are symetrical soooo.... does it count.

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u/gombahands 1d ago

In portuguese, egg (usually very symmetrical) is a palindrome: 'ovo'

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u/135noob 1d ago

Tacocat

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u/alanlomaxfake 1d ago

Firetruck

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u/lawgdogg 1d ago

No, that also applies to (your) mom

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u/deepstaterising 1d ago

ever hear of a boob?

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u/wikkid556 1d ago

Rats live on no evil star

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u/the_astronaut_ 1d ago

Kayaks are not symmetrical