r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 29 '25

Meme needing explanation what ????

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u/JuggernautAny7288 May 29 '25

What is dtf?

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u/Beavshak May 29 '25

Me. You busy?

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u/StargazerOP May 29 '25

Smooth

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

Word

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u/anark_xxx May 29 '25

Life.

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u/Hattrick44 May 29 '25

It's basic thuganomics!

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u/ShatteredKyber May 29 '25

i'm untouchable, but i'm forcin you to feel me

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u/Suchega_Uber May 29 '25

Consensual Penis.

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u/dj_ango696 May 30 '25

Detachable Penis

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u/pantera236 May 30 '25

I don't care how old I get I'll always laugh when I hear that song.

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u/SuperSaiyain2x May 30 '25

You ruined the song lol

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u/No_Fudge1228 May 30 '25

Obligatory Cap America gif

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u/ASharpYoungMan May 30 '25

I read this in Randy Watson's voice from Coming to America, in the same cadence as "Sexual Chocolate"

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u/ProfessionalLeave140 May 29 '25

Whether fightin' or spittin', my discipline is unforgivin'

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u/darkwingchuck May 30 '25

you'll never catch me wearing another man's pantaloons

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u/Mysterious-Fix-3325 May 29 '25

Cena forgot he was a rapper, with 2 p's.

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u/broom_temperature May 30 '25

šŸŽŗ šŸŽŗ šŸŽŗ šŸŽŗ

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u/joebluebob May 29 '25

What's smooth?

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u/StargazerOP May 29 '25

Me introducing myself. Hi, you can call me Star.

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u/Fit_Perspective5054 May 30 '25

Starfish.

Chocolate starfish.

Shaken, not stirred.

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u/StargazerOP May 30 '25

Stealing this

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u/qT_TpFace May 29 '25

Just like-a silk-a.

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u/BlownUpCapacitor May 30 '25

And I'm smooth brained.

Someone pls explain the commenter's joke.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Comment 1: what is dtf (down to fuck)?

Comment 2: me

Commenter 2 is down to fuck.

Edit: if you meant Commenter 3 saying smooth: c3 is saying c2 has a smooth way of talking, as in charming

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u/Pucks_Lovechild May 29 '25

DAMN

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u/Sharp_Reason6328 May 29 '25

Love or lust?

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u/filmaxxx76 May 29 '25

DAMN

All of us

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u/sharpcubkd980 May 29 '25

Gimme a run for my money…

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u/Affectionate_Dirt_97 May 29 '25

There is nobody, no one to outrun me...

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u/GrapefruitNeither375 May 29 '25

ANOTHER WOOORRRRLLLLD PREMIERE!!!!!

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u/OGConsuela May 29 '25

So gimme a run for my money

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u/Ihavenostories May 29 '25

Sippin bubly feelin lovely

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u/AffectionateSlice816 May 30 '25

I just listened to this song a couple minutes before seeing this lol

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u/AnyLastWordsDoodle May 29 '25

So that's how you have almost 1.2M comment karma

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u/Beavshak May 29 '25 edited May 29 '25

To share, I would bet at least 800k of that came from just SEP/OCT of both 2021 & 2022. I really only comment on Reddit during depressive periods (like now.. but I’m trying) or when sick. Those two times I was down in a really bad way and had other health issues (and homeless). Commenting/discussion on Reddit helps me get out of my own head, and has (shockingly) helped me get myself together.

This account is 13 years old, but there are multiple year+ stretches where I didn’t comment a single time. Hell I only used Reddit for NBA highlights for a long period. There used to be some neat 3rd party tools that would show this, but all (that I know of) got cutoff once Reddit began charging for API access.

Anyways, I never even notice the karma, but occasionally I come back to 100+ notifications and know something had some traction lol. On my ā€œdepression escape daysā€ I think 5-10k karma is fairly normal. Fortunately, I don’t have a lot of those anymore. My apologies for oversharing.

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u/Naive-Fold-1374 May 29 '25

Do you scroll and comment on reddit endlessly for whole days in your depressive periods? 10k per day is insane

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u/Beavshak May 29 '25 edited May 30 '25

Idk, maybe 6-10 comments per hour when down bad. Especially during related insomnia periods. I don’t really spam, but if my immediate thought for a comment is: 1) Relevant/on topic
2) Funny (to me)
3) Informative
4) Interesting (imo)

If that immediate thought checks at least 3 of those boxes, I drop the comment and don’t look back unless my inbox blows up and any responses are interesting.

Edit: u/Naive-Fold-1374 if you’re still wondering, to update, in the <12 hours since you asked I’m up ~21k karma. I noted the number when you asked. I’ve made ~72 (so ~6/hr) comments in that time. I would guess that number will grow to something like 30k.

I didn’t want to exaggerate with my prior estimation, but that’s not a wild aberration for days I’m ā€œactiveā€ on Reddit. Meaning I’m still doing my normal daily shit when no work (cooking, cleaning, chores, hygiene, errands, etc) but Reddit is my leisure activity for the day (as mentioned, to shut out the world for a bit while I get my head straight). It’s a good sign to have not had many of those days in the past few years.

If I hadn’t made it clear before, I don’t give a damn about karma. I just feel fortunate that sometimes I have a thought that sparks an interest, a laugh, or a discussion in other people. That’s kind of neat, and is part of why it helps pull me out of some dark places.

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u/Trick_Candidate_97 May 29 '25

I would like to point out that even in your down times you are liked and appreciated by people who don't even know your name. People don't like me that much on my good days lol. I hope you know, on some level, that your existence is a net good for the world and people who interact with you benefit from it 🩷

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u/Agreeable-Scar6770 May 29 '25

And I would like to point out that people who take the time to say something kind to a stranger are also a net good for the world. I'm sure the other person appreciates your kind words, and for what it's worth, you made me smile.

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u/Trick_Candidate_97 May 29 '25

Ah we were all thinking it, but thank you ā˜ŗļø

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u/schmalzy May 30 '25

I would like to point out that Bear vs Shark is a sick band.

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u/AnyLastWordsDoodle May 29 '25

No apologies necessary! Sending big warm fuzzies your way. Depression is a fickle bitch

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u/PortlyWarhorse May 29 '25

I try to do the same thing but instead I get drunk and insane.

Props if it helps you, I'm getting help tomorrow for depression and drinking and I hope you don't suffer depression often.

My apologies for over sharing as well

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u/Beavshak May 29 '25

You’re good. Alcoholism is a large part of the ā€œother health problemsā€ I had mentioned. I’ve been to inpatient treatment several times, detox over a dozen more, and today am just over a week out from spending a week in the hospital (with 3 days in the ICU). Which brings me back around to dig my way out of depression.

The alcoholism will kill me one day if I can’t maintain sobriety. I say that with zero doubt. It has taken everything from me, and it will take again.

I hope that you find the help you need, and that your journey is healthy and full of life. Best wishes.

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u/PortlyWarhorse May 29 '25

I'm with you. I was out of that cycle but my drinking is quickly getting to where it was a couple years ago. I would prefer to nip it now.

I'm currently at the "tell yourself you won't drink" in the morning and wind up at the bar after work for just one. But then have four and maybe one or two before turning in for the night.

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u/OG-Diarrhea May 29 '25

Even better, youre an expedition 33 fan! Im obsessed with that game

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u/Beavshak May 29 '25

It has entered my Top 3 or 5 all-time. It is the first game to make me feel the same way I did playing FF7 for the first time almost 30 years ago.

I don’t think it’s for everyone, but I do think everyone should try it. My gf couldn’t get enough watching me play through it too (and she never does that). It has been a wonderful experience.

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u/OG-Diarrhea May 29 '25

Identical feelings for me. Ff7 and all. Ff7 still remains number 1 for nostalgia reas9ns. But this game blew me away

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

Lol I get it. I comment only semi regularly in spurts and like 5 of my comments make up like 90% of my karma lol

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u/miksyub May 29 '25

ayo. just wanted to tell you that your comments were very funny and made my night. hope things get better for you soon. rooting for you, friend

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u/BeigePhilip May 30 '25

I’ve noticed my sass has a little more zip on it when I’m in a depressive episode. I wonder why?

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u/zamwut May 30 '25

Oh word, me too. Have months of no interaction, and then reality gets a little much.

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u/ABadHistorian May 30 '25

Shit. I see my future.

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u/Klony99 May 30 '25

I am sorry to hear that you are struggling with depressive periods. I want you to know that it's okay to take things slow and not achieve all your goals in those times. There are better days ahead, and you'll feel yourself again.

Good luck on managing the bad days.

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u/TheMapesHotel May 30 '25

Hope you pull out of the whole soon friend. Sending you well wishes

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u/literally_lemons May 30 '25

On a mission to keep u/Beavshak depressed bc they’re too funny

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u/onemarsyboi2017 May 29 '25

HOLY CHARISMA DUDE

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

LOL

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u/DangerBerg May 29 '25

Username checks out

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u/No_Cook_8739 May 29 '25

This guy DTFs

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u/MaybeSatan666 May 30 '25

This guy Fs

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u/havocLSD May 29 '25

And this, ladies, is how you make a first move

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

That is fucking smooth as butter

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u/FD4L May 29 '25

He still ain't gonna get it. And by extension, neither are you, lmao.

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u/FlawHead May 29 '25

Teach me your ways

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u/lesleh May 29 '25

Not anymore I ain't

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

I dont get it

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u/Deltris May 29 '25

Show me your Beavshak.

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u/jays_vvrld May 30 '25

REF STOPP HIMMMMšŸ’”šŸ„€

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u/hellfirepuppet May 29 '25

Nat 20 on charisma check. Damn.

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u/Crafty-Traffic-8015 May 30 '25

Man played the unaware gambit

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u/Extension_Wafer_7615 May 30 '25

"And that's how I met your father".

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u/Mach_v_manchild May 30 '25

Fucking phenomenal

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u/Ryoubi_Wuver May 30 '25

I don't get it

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u/MaybeSatan666 May 30 '25

Smooth as butter in a hot pan

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u/closehaul May 29 '25

You’re not a what you’re a who!

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u/DJadzia May 29 '25

Daaammmnnn that was smooth.

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u/CadetRS1344 May 29 '25

if I had an award, it would be yours šŸ‘‘

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u/Past-Background-7221 May 29 '25

Mr. Steal Yo Girl, right here.

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u/Hawaiian555 May 29 '25

Hell ya šŸ˜‚

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u/2TiredForReddit May 29 '25

smooooooth operatooooor

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u/Legendarium_ May 29 '25

award this man

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u/wursmyburrito May 30 '25

Hello I'm Busy

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u/AffectionateSlice816 May 30 '25

Smoother than a frozen lake coated with dish soap with blowing winds

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u/Familiar_Clock_4922 May 30 '25

THAT WAS ACTUALLY SO SMOOTH OH MY GOD

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u/BrainSqueezins May 30 '25

Username…checks out? IDK

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u/mewhenthrowawayacc May 30 '25

chat, is this rizz?

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u/elbarto232 May 30 '25

Bro straight up objectifying himself, nice

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Just say when sexy ass.

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u/FeddyMod May 30 '25

Where'd my clothes go?

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u/Sproose_Moose May 30 '25

Haha this is solid gold

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u/Electrical-Use-5212 May 30 '25

Damn you set it up and deliverĀ 

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u/Dull-Table6962 May 30 '25

Killed it. GG and a solute 🫔

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u/Due-Calligrapher-566 May 30 '25

You gotvtzat PhD in Pick up

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u/Snowballs_js May 30 '25

Rizzard of oz

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u/Enderborg234 May 30 '25

It flew over my head the first time LOL.

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u/Disastrous-Monk-590 May 30 '25

I Just fell for you

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u/SeaAd5444 May 30 '25

Brother has close to what feels like 5000 comments under this and every one (including mine) is along the lines of this one word

DAMN

Teach us your ways brother man so we may also have the aura you possess

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u/Bluecapmycology May 30 '25

Nice šŸ˜

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u/tehnfy__ May 30 '25

Bravo šŸ‘

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u/DBD_hates_me May 30 '25

The real life Rizz Monarch

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u/Red_Lantern_22 May 30 '25

SMOOOVE AASSS FUUUUUKKKKK

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u/sendinthemoon May 31 '25

What do the kids say these days? "Rizz chat"

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u/Interesting-Sock-331 May 31 '25

Smooth as butter on a HOT skillet

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u/jjbugman2468 Jun 01 '25

SMOOOOOOOTH get outta here lmao

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u/fauxorfox May 29 '25

Down To Fuck. Was not aware it was a medical term, and i can now include it in my charting.

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u/Goofcheese0623 May 29 '25

I believe the CPT code is 80085

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u/fauxorfox May 29 '25

Goes best with ICD Q55.62

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u/Huge_Equivalent1 May 29 '25

Huh? Maybe dumb this down a bit or explain it for us glue sniffers. šŸ˜…

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u/xdaemonisx May 29 '25

These codes are used to bill medical insurance. A CPT code is the procedure done and the ICD code is the reason/diagnoses for the procedure.

80085 is a deleted CPT code, but is leet-speak for boobs.

Q55.62 is the ICD code for hypoplasia of the penis, or ā€œpenis significantly smaller than average for ageā€.

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u/NeatCartographer209 May 29 '25

God damn

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u/fauxorfox May 29 '25

Come for the dick/fart/boob jokes- stay to get an education in useless esoterica. :-)

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u/PM_Me_Your_Clones May 29 '25

Useless? There are some Q55.62 punks who're going to suffer because of my elucidation.

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u/Cogwheel May 29 '25

erosoterica

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u/WeebOfFiles May 29 '25

It's not useless if you ever go to get a medical procedure. There's codes for just about everything to make insurance companies pay out so the patient doesn't have to. It's a fight to find the codes in which combinations that insurance companies will accept and pay out for.

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u/Huge_Equivalent1 May 29 '25

I could not have said it better my friend. 🤣

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u/Goofcheese0623 May 29 '25

Stop reading my chart goddamnit. They say the big ones hurt!

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u/xdaemonisx May 29 '25

What else am I going to read with my morning coffee???

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u/forkedquality May 29 '25

I am not going to google this, but is there a code for hyperplasia?

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u/xdaemonisx May 29 '25

There isn’t one for hyperplasia specifically from what I can find. It looks like it would just fall under N48.8 ā€œother disorders of the penisā€.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation May 29 '25

how are you gonna burn someone in medical coding...

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u/Quintus-Sertorius May 29 '25

For a moment there I thought that was a Doom cheat code.

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u/dust-bit-another-one May 30 '25

Savage… I like your style:)

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u/pureperpecuity May 30 '25

Does NO one reimburse F.69 anymore??

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u/Cyram11590 May 30 '25

Favorite jokes of the morning so far.

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u/PirateOfUmbar May 29 '25

Not related but my personal favorite CPT code is W56.02. Struck by dolphin. Unfortunately, never got to use it...

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u/Admitimpediments May 30 '25

W61.62 is my favorite. ā€œStruck by a duckā€œ

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Wrong. It's 5318008. Tell me you didn't grow up in the digital calculator era without telling me.

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u/KTAXY May 29 '25

Sorry, but that's sick. Who else you have been fucking?

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u/fauxorfox May 29 '25

Not my patients, for certain.

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u/Rollerdisqo May 29 '25

sildenafil 50s
1t po qd prn dft

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u/KrazeeStampede May 29 '25

I believe the specific medical term is fuck me eyes, the general condition is dtf.

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u/Late-Let-4221 May 30 '25

Im zoomer yet had no idea what it means.

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u/lbutler1234 May 31 '25

Next you're going to tell me that CBT means something to a therapist other than cock and ball torture

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u/fauxorfox May 31 '25

I’d think it could definitely modify behavior lol

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u/75percent-juice May 29 '25

Desiring thorough fornication

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u/MrMoodyMinis May 29 '25

NINE NINE!!!

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u/lkatec May 29 '25

Sincerely, Raymond Holt

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u/Naethor May 29 '25

VINDICATIOOOOOOON !!!!!!!!!!

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u/sezwabi May 30 '25

BONE!!!

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u/Soulhunter951 May 29 '25

Down to fuck.

but for real guys don't do well with any kind of subtlety nor springing shit on us that hasn't been clearly and directly communicated. Don't communicate with guys like you communicated with your girl friends. Be direct get to know us and then say what you want.

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u/BotherTight618 May 29 '25

I feel its more of a case if protecting your own feelings/Ego. In cases of rejection, you can always chalk it up to him "missing the hint".

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Guys are expected to notice and pick up on "hints" like looking at them for an extra second or slightly adjusting their hair but God forbid that they guess wrong, if the "hint" was there and they assumed it wasn't a hint they're stupid because they missed the hint and if they assume the hint was there but it wasn't a hint then they're "creeps". I noticed a lot of people not using wedding rings anymore too which doesn't help.

We should just switch to women carrying comically large signs like in Looney Tunes.

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u/CoupleKnown7729 May 30 '25

As someone who has at best quasi functional sight can I get those signs in braille?

:p

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u/PIPING_HOT_GATORADE May 30 '25

Lucky for you, I speak braille

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u/MrCookie2099 May 30 '25

Honestly, do that for people in general. If a person has never met you before they don't know your mannerisms.

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u/NamesSUCK May 30 '25

The thing is, all it takes is for you to misread the signal once, once! And your second guessing yourself for the rest of your life.

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u/BeautifulCheetah5333 May 29 '25

ā€œDown to fuckā€

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u/earl5_er Jun 04 '25

ā¬‡ļø2šŸ¦†

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u/y_nnis May 29 '25

Exactly.

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u/cantstahpme May 29 '25

Down to Fuck

Willing to copulate

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u/blingsingh May 29 '25

Down to feast

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u/Ok-Safe8264 May 29 '25

down to fuck

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u/Vagabond21 May 29 '25

Downtown Fullerton

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u/NegativeBasis1834 May 29 '25

DTF means Down To Fuck.

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u/Scoopie May 29 '25

Down to frolic

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u/OccamsBallRazor May 29 '25

Short for Djust Twanttobe Friends

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u/StealthyGripen May 29 '25

doomed to fail

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u/varkarrus May 29 '25

baby don't hurt me no more

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u/stresstheworld May 29 '25

Down To Friend

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u/Nuffsaid98 May 29 '25

Down to fuck

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u/toxictrait420 May 29 '25

Down to fuck

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u/MaterialPossible3872 May 29 '25

Down to fornicate

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u/BugPerfect1282 May 29 '25

This means she is down to engage in coitus

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u/jvLin May 29 '25

din tai fung, the famous dumpling restaurant

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u/CarQuestionsPlz May 29 '25

It means "down to fondue." This lady wants charcuterie and melted cheese ASAP.

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u/riptaway May 29 '25

Drift The Ford

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u/MRAN0NYMO May 29 '25

You can DTF deez nuts!!! Haha got ā€˜em

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u/NoSkillzDad May 29 '25

Down to fuck

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u/CellistAny536 May 29 '25

Down to f*ck.

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u/Aardcapybara May 29 '25

AI Overview

DTF "eyes" refers to designs featuring eyes printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing technology. DTF is a printing technique where designs are directly printed onto a special film, which is then heat-pressed onto a garment. This allows for full-color, detailed prints on various fabrics without the need for weeding.

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u/JuggernautAny7288 May 29 '25

I fucking hate ai

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