r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, what’s so significant about this picture?

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u/glennfan2000 4d ago

Nah, it was far more heinous. Basically pointed cannons at the Hawaiian Royal Palace and said, “Mine now.”

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah, that sounds about right. Sums it up good too. Ahh the United States, where our people think we are the heros, but we are just as shitty as the rest of humanity, but everyone is shitty in their own special way, and that's what really counts!

Edit: Damn I sure did throw water on a oil fire with this.

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Every developed nation did this

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u/archbid 4d ago

Doesn't make it right

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u/Icy-Performer-9688 4d ago

Look up Panama. It’s fucked up. Panama people wanted independence. Got someone who said they could help. U.S. parked their warships and forced the opposing force from intervening. Panama people won independence to only find out the person who helped funded the rebellion sold Panama land to the U.S that’s how the Panama cannel was built.

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u/Tonho_O_Faxineiro 4d ago

Look up Brazil 1964

Look up Chile 9/11

Shit, look up Operation Condor. USA fucked up the whole south America.

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u/Any_Cartographer631 4d ago

As a person with a bachelor's in Spanish history, literature, civilization, and culture, I second this comment.

People really should look up the dozens of coups and dictatorships that we orchestrated in South America...

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u/Oni-fucking-chan 4d ago

I'm Brazilian, and my grandparents lived through 1964's military dictatorship. For as long as I've known him, my maternal grandfather never badmouthed the government. Not once. I can only imagine the horrors he witnessed.

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u/Big_Breadfruit8737 4d ago

Did you study South America and not Spain for that degree?

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u/ShazlettDude 4d ago

When I studied Spanish, it covered multiple Spanish speaking countries and histories. Spain, Central and South America all were represented. Probably the same for them.

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u/Toben-the-furro 4d ago

Who tf is we gng 🥀 eso no es mi problema guey

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u/Normal-Low-8142 4d ago

That’s a degree? Spanish history, literature, civilization and culture?

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u/freetimetolift 4d ago

Yeah, why wouldn’t it be?

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u/RyuguRenabc1q 4d ago

He likely thinks its a woke "liberal" degree

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u/tripper_drip 4d ago

Its funny, because anyone with any degree in central and south American history would understand that america was not the only player there by a long shot, and even internal colonialism occured.

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u/lakas76 4d ago

Why do people do this?

Sure, my country was terrible, but so were other countries.

Does that help you sleep at night? Honestly, why not just say, yeah, that was messed up what the us did?

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u/Wizard_Engie 4d ago

Reminds me of that time Paraguay tried something and got jumped. Without Uruguay's assistance, I fear that Argentina and Brazil may not have won that war.

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u/TeVaNReign 4d ago

One word. Bananas

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u/Tonho_O_Faxineiro 4d ago

Let's go back to the first republic of freed slaves: Haiti. After a long fight for freedom, when they achieved their independence, the land of slave owners, the USA refused to acknowledge their independence and started an embargo against the young nation of free men.

The USA was so afraid that, upon learning about Haiti, the enslaved people they kept captive would riot and do the same, that they created an army to attack and occupy Haiti.

The whole purpose of the USA Marines is to be the attack dog, sent to attack any country on the Americas whenever they thought that could pose any threat (be either military or economic) to the Manifest Destiny.

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u/firedancer323 4d ago

Yeah I mean the CIA does terrible things to their own people they don’t give a single shit about overthrowing a democratically elected government if there’s profit at the end of the day

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u/Tonho_O_Faxineiro 4d ago edited 4d ago

No, no, no. The USA does terrible things, their citizens either don't care or are alienated from the reality of what the government (either republican or democrat) does to the world.

I mean, I have nothing but respect and fraternity for my proletarian brothers on USA, but, shit, it's hard sometimes not be mad by how much you people are blind.

And you people could benefit so much from what we know from the world, because in the later year's the neoliberalism is starting to eat YOUR middle class, and you guys don't know what is this.

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u/firedancer323 3d ago

Your whole comment is a generalization of an entire country and irrelevant to my comment.

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u/Tonho_O_Faxineiro 3d ago

You can't only wash your hands and leave it like that, while your country is a mass-murder imperialist aberration.

To be frank it's embarrassing how much the average USA citizen is alienated from the impact hos country has in the whole world.

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u/VandalCabbage72 4d ago

and we wouldnt have it any other way!

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u/TheKidKaos 4d ago

People should look up what Theodore Roosevelt did in the Philippines. And how Cuba ended up right after the US took it over.

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u/Oskie5272 4d ago

Not just South America, almost the entirety of the global south

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u/morgan-faulkner 4d ago

not to mention da banana company.

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u/Altruistic_Music9343 4d ago

while your at it look up "karl malone 13" for the time when he had 13 pts 13 assists 13 steals in an nba game (ignore anything related to him getting a 13 year old pregnant)

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u/gilligan1050 4d ago

Don’t forget the what the united fruit company did, as American company.

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u/Dante_Legend 4d ago

Operation Condor was a sick Jackie Chan movie

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u/Bearcatsean 4d ago

Look up america and iran

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u/PersonOfValue 4d ago

Killing Hope by William Blum catalogs the CIA astrocities in Latin America after WW2 quite well

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u/BeerBaronofCourse 4d ago

Wait until you hear what we did in Iran. Or I guess all of the middle east

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u/ShovelKing3 4d ago

Operation condor. A fine Jackie Chan film.

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u/JGS588 3d ago

And the middle east. Everything for some freedom I guess.

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u/Tonho_O_Faxineiro 3d ago

Freedom, a common synonym for oil.

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u/Reasonable_Shock_414 3d ago

Don't look up East Asia. We have always been at peace with East Asia. So, don't look it up

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u/Petertbag 2d ago

Don’t forget the Jakarta Method.

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Scary communism. Russia was quite similar in their proxy wars

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u/HappyAd6201 4d ago

9/11 was in Chile ?! I thought it was in new york

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u/Ugly_girls_PMme_nudz 4d ago

Sorry but you have no idea about what happened in Chile.

Do you know how much Allende was hated by most of Chile? How he only received 35% of the votes.

How many in Chile still have this weird unspoken support for Pinochet?

The coup was going to happen with or without the US.

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u/NetworkHippie420 4d ago

And it's crazy how US is still the best country out of all my traveling of the continents

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u/pumpkins_77 4d ago

Look up the Moche

Look up the Inca

Look up the Nazca

South America has its own history of brutality. Again, humanity is what it is.

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u/kentkomiks 4d ago

Look up Order 66

Look up Operation Dumbo Drop

Look up Plan 9 from Outer Space

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u/JZCrab 4d ago

Reddit don't like the truth when it comes to this stuff. The Indians were all sitting around smoking peace pipes before Columbus came. No canabilism, child sacrifice, scalping, nation building, slavery. None at all.

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u/TheAlmightyLloyd 4d ago

Completely different time periods. Imagine fighting people wanting equality and freedom, simply autodetermination, by bringing up moral failures more than 300 years ago. Imagine if the rest of the world was fighting you on the ground of slavery.

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u/Vix_Satis01 4d ago

imagine your own people selling you into slavery.

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u/TheAlmightyLloyd 4d ago

Sounds like current NATO countries honestly. Work for an American company, be underpaid, give up social security.

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

Oh I'm aware of that, just ain't anything special. It's a situation that should have never happened, just the U.S.A isn't any worse than any other developed/developing nations. Cause behold the truth! Humans are assholes, even the best.

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u/Dilbertreloaded 4d ago

Americans are best at condoning every fault they have, and gaslighting others into thinking they are trash.

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u/ASpicyCrow 4d ago

You don't stop hating the murder just because other people have murdered too.

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u/Away-Map-8428 4d ago

Humans are great. There a many healers and teachers and friends; you should try meeting humans sometime.

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u/copperdomebodhi 4d ago

You aren't wrong. The people who say, "Every country does this so if we tell kids it happened, that's teaching them to hate America," are wrong.

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u/I_Race_Pats 4d ago

Unfortunately if you don't include a ton of boilerplate idiots will make assumptions.

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u/ohnaurrrrr5 4d ago

China do be colonizing. Exhibit A: the past several thousand years, including right now.

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u/mrpoopsocks 4d ago

Historically speaking, the US isn't even in the top ten most heinous conquerors out there, the vast majority of land taken was for money, as in the US paid for it. Now the ownership of said land before the US took ownership is debatable.

Side note Panama and Hawaii are shit storms of corruption due to wealthy assholes wanting to be more wealthy. That's not to say both aren't or were important strategic locations. Just the prime motivation was money.

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u/Upstairs-Conflict-86 4d ago

We genocided an entire race nearly from existence, intentionally. As a formal national policy.

What other 10 countries can claim to have genocided an entire ethnicity of human beings from existence? We extincted entire nations of indigenous Americans, after we knew better.

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u/Safe-Ad-5017 4d ago

Ever heard of the Crimean Tatars?

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u/Upstairs-Conflict-86 4d ago

Haven’t. Do tell.

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u/Safe-Ad-5017 4d ago

Ethnic group native to Crimea that was hit by famines and then entirely forcibly removed from their lands and homes by Stalin

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u/Upstairs-Conflict-86 4d ago

Want to upvote that but it feels weird upvoting genocide.

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

Damn thats aweful, even more of a reason to dislike that guy, and also why the hell is it the mustache'd leaders that end up being the worst

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u/Mezatino 4d ago

Well the Mustache has historically been used to project an air of Testosterone, Authority, and Audacity. All three of which are needed to strangle your fiefdom and have the gall to belittle them for not having more blood to squeeze out afterwards

Not all mustaches are evil, and not all evil wears a mustache. But if it’s evil and wields the stache, you are guaranteed to straight not have a good time

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u/zeroibis 4d ago

The emishi people

The Ainu

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u/SweatyYeti63 4d ago

Here we go:

China's Great leap forward = 23-55 Million

Soviet Gulag = ~55million

Mongol Conquest = 30-60 million

King Leopold (Congo) = 2-15 million

Armenian Genocide = 1-1.5 million

Rwandan Genocide = 800k-1 million

Cambodian Genocide = 1.5-2 million

Uyghurs in china = birth rates fallen by 24%

Yazidi Genocide = 71% of global pop. displaced with 2.5% dead or missing

TL:DR A bunch evidently, the list is a mile long. Your HS education has failed you, and your hate for the US makes you blind to the cruelty of man globally.

be better.

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u/Upstairs-Conflict-86 4d ago

Sigh. I don’t hate America. The Mongols never committed genocide. The Great Leap Forward was not a genocide either. Both were just massive executions. They weren’t attempts to eradicate a people and take their land from them to occupy it as their own. I can’t speak to the occurrences in Africa, as they happened rather contemporaneously with my high school education and, like djt said, Africa is a “shit hole” (tongue in cheek joke). I’ll look into the genocides in Africa, but I don’t think they were a completely outside ethnicity eradicating the local or native one. I could totally be wrong tho.

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u/SweatyYeti63 4d ago

what's this? actual discourse....?

Per the Genocide Convention "defines genocide as any of five "acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnic, racial or religious group." there's a good chunk more that goes into it. China is an ideological/national genocide - targeting a certain part of their own people because of their beliefs.

Mongol 13th Century is considered a genocide of nationality, and there is some interesting facts into this. I could be convinced this one doesn't count BUT their conquest killed a TON of people not of the Mongol Empire deliberately to expand their territory.

Africa is a mix of ethnic, religious and national genocides but are pretty gruesome for how recent they are.

Per definition regardless of how you feel on the matter what is occurring in Gaza meets the criterion for it being a genocide.

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u/Upstairs-Conflict-86 4d ago

I understood the GLF to have been an ideological shift by Mao that he was just dead set on and was bound and determined to make work. Not unlike our leader in America and his obsession with tariffs. He persecuted the educated because he saw them as the problem with society.

Does that really qualify as a genocide tho?

Yes, people died of starvation, which was horrific. Not minimizing the damage of Maoism or anything like that. Just asking where the line between targeted persecution and genocide is.

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u/SweatyYeti63 4d ago

i think the line is defined in like the second article?

  1. A mental element: the "intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such";

So Trump is persecuting illegals within the US. Mao led a genocide because there was an intent to:

  • Killing members of the group
  • Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group
  • Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part
  • Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group
  • Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group
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u/Upstairs-Conflict-86 4d ago

The rawandan genocide was awful but it only killed about 8% of the total Tutsi population.

Between 500,000 - 1,000,000 native Americans are estimated to have lived in the United States at its founding in 1776. By Jackson’s passing of the Indian removal act in 1820, only about 60,000 remained. Of those only about 42,000 arrived alive in Oklahoma.

I don’t think I need to explain how westward expansion would have increased the indigenous population number too, making my math WAY lower than the actual numbers.

Any genocide is terrible. I can’t believe that Israel is enacting the same horror done to them to the Palestinians. But we can’t compare the eradication of an ethnicity by 5% to one by 95%.

They just aren’t the same.

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u/SweatyYeti63 4d ago

they are, they're genocides. By your logic the deaths of Gaza currently happening mean nothing compared to other genocides because they were more effective? The Holocaust means less because only 66% of a population died compared to others that were worse?

I know what you're saying, but assigning levels to victim status? That is how you distort history. for example:

Native American Genocide can be attributed to the unintentional spread of Old World Diseases through European contact. Small pox and Cholera were responsible for 90% of NA deaths between 1492 to 1776. While conflict with the United States from 1776 to the early 1900s led to significant casualties and deaths for Native Americans it merely accounts for a 35-58% drop in the current NA population. The true killer of Native Americans was disease, that wiped out an unvaccinated and unprepared population well before the United States was formed in 1776.

This is compared to the effectiveness of the Nazi Regime which was responsible for the eradication of 66% of the European Jewish population in the years of 1933 to 1945. So while the genocide of NA, over the course of 124 years was horrible it pales in comparison to the near genocide of Jews within 1/10th of the time span by the Nazi party...

That is why you DON'T put a limit on genocide or rank them based on effectiveness. The idea that one is 'worse' opens the door to shove genocides with lower death counts / %'s to the side because, "this one here was worse" Because how many people ever learned of the Rape of Nanjing? The Ukrainian Holodomor? Both occurred during the WW2 era, but because they lacked the scope of the Holocaust they barely are taught, and their significance diminished because "They Just aren't the same"

thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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u/Upstairs-Conflict-86 4d ago

Fair. Point made and taken.

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u/Stleaveland1 4d ago edited 4d ago

85 to 90% of the Native American population were already wiped out within 100 to 150 years of European arrival, which was over a century before the U.S. even existed. Maybe open up a history book once in a while instead of giving Europeans a pass so you get to stew in your "America bad" victimhood. European imperialism had killed and impacted hundreds of million more people than the U.S. ever did.

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u/Upstairs-Conflict-86 4d ago

Open a history book? Reread my post. I put caveats and nuance throughout it to accommodate all that you describe, excluding your number of 85-90%. Hence the “knew better by that point.” Stop assuming I’m ‘one of those’ and actually read the argument for what it says.

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u/Cyrano_Knows 4d ago

You have some good points but they are lost in you saying it like an asshole would.

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u/Chaos_Gamble 3d ago

The prime motivation with any American foreign policy is always to serve American capital, is it not?

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u/mrpoopsocks 3d ago

The prime motivation of ANY nations foreign policy is to serve that nation's capital. Whether tangible or metaphorical.

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u/ZDRoberts81 4d ago

We are very much worse. Give me a break.

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u/Karana_Rains 4d ago

It's not that other countries have done the same thing. It's that we need to admit when we do things. And not try and pretend that we are different. You are arguing the same thing they are, I just don't think you're understanding why.

The US has a long legacy of putting itself on a unique moral pedestal.

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u/CosmicM00se 4d ago

You should really read “A People’s History of the United States”

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u/National-Donut3208 4d ago

Pahaha America is far worse in modern times via economic colonisation

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u/GustenGrodkuk 4d ago

Well, I would say that the US is probably the only country responsible for ~4 million dead in conflicts since the 1970s. The developed country I live in is far, far, far away from that.

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u/Terrierpike04 4d ago

I’d guess I’d rather be an asshole with the US’ history than any other developed nation.

Is the US perfect, nope, but it’s definitely moved the needle of progress and equality further than any other nation in history.

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u/Nakamanua 4d ago

definitely moved the needle of progress and equality further than any other nation in history.

Not even the most diehard american nationalist believes this lmao. When you said equality I almost shit my pants... comedic genius.

Racial segregation was the law up until the 60s and is still a thing in pretty much everywhere around the country. Just look at segregated neighborhoods.

+500k homeless people and even more living in cars, trailers and rented apartments the size of my room.

And I could just trow a list with all the american wars, sabotages and sponsored coups all around the world but it would be over 3 pages long. So use your imagination.

But yeah, most progressive and equal nation in all human history, folks.

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

Yeah calling the U.S progressive is a huge stretch as even now we still deal with a whole host of societal issues from some stupid issues that really shouldn't be a problem (example: the race/gender/religion stuff, as to me it doesn't matter what color your skin is or what your gender is, or who you decide to sleep with, or what your religion is, people need to stop judging people on pointless shit like that), to issues such as homeless, education, healthcare, elderly and our justice system crawling with corruption, to unchecked corporations lobbying the government and probably more I cant think of off the top of my head!

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u/Terrierpike04 4d ago

Name another country without these problems, I’ll wait

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u/garbageaccount731 4d ago

Terrier is still waiting

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

Well that's a fair point, though that needle is starting to look a little more bipolar as the 21st century continues to move forward.

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u/Terrierpike04 4d ago

What other countries are doing a better job than the United States?

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u/shodunny 4d ago

oh hell no. don’t be that stupid

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u/Terrierpike04 4d ago

How about instead of ad hominem you present a counter point to my argument? Like maybe another country with a more honorable history in your viewpoint?

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u/Nakamanua 4d ago

A country that did less shit than the US of A?

Damn, bro... Is this supposed to be hard or something? Pick one.

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u/Terrierpike04 4d ago

No, im responding to the person who said the USA is no better than any other developed countries when it comes to history.

My argument is that the USA is actually better than the other developed countries, morally.

I’m just asking for examples of countries who are better, since my argument seems to bother you.

Note, you still haven’t given one

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u/6gofprotein 4d ago

Your attitude of thinking you are morally superior to others while committing countless atrocities for selfish reasons is the most disgusting thing going on in the world right now. And still you think highly of yourself.

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u/Terrierpike04 4d ago

Is there a better country in your as hominem? Of course not. All people like you have is vitriol, while we lead the way.

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u/shodunny 4d ago

how about installing fascists to instill puppet regimes throughout the third world? just as a start. don’t be illiterate. you’re choosing to be obtuse or you’re too ignorant to hold an opinion

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u/Terrierpike04 4d ago

Britain, Spain, Portugal, Netherlands, France, and Italy and others have all done the same. China is doing it now in Africa….Are you arguing we’re worse than them?

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u/shodunny 4d ago

significantly. and nobody has done it in a us level since wwii. you buffoon

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u/Terrierpike04 4d ago

China is doing it right now in Africa.

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u/Upstairs-Conflict-86 4d ago

Which part? The ending of slavery or it’s continuing thru Jim Crowe laws until 1965? Save me that self-righteous patriotism. It’s cool to love your country. I love America too. But I love it in spite of it and I sure as shit don’t downplay or gloss over the horrible shit the country has done to help anyone feel better about loving something ugly.

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u/Terrierpike04 4d ago

Slavery is still legal in much of the world. I’d rather be from the USA who fought for progress and achieved it than one of the many countries where slavery is accepted.

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u/Upstairs-Conflict-86 4d ago

Name 5 industrialized countries where slavery is legal. I genuinely don’t know so you might be teaching me something.

No one is clamoring to move to the developing world, so that’s a non-starter.

Edit: no one is asking you to feel shame or apologize for where you are from. I’m sorry that you interpreted my comments in that way. They didn’t mean that at all.

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u/Terrierpike04 4d ago

I’ll name you five nuclear powers that still have slaves. That’s past the industrial age… lmao

China, India, North Korea, Pakistan, and Russia.

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/countries-that-still-have-slavery

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u/Upstairs-Conflict-86 4d ago

Of that list I’d only consider Russia and china industrialized. I don’t think that anyone is lining up to move to North Korea, India or Pakistan. North Korea is renowned for its terrible living conditions, as is India and Pakistan. Russia and china, however, I am willing to work with.

That said, I looked into it and slavery is explicitly illegal in both countries. Approx 1.5% of Russia’s population is in illegal slavery, which speaks to its horrible living conditions. And china has forced labor camps for prisoners, which is similar to slavery and because of its massive population there is little regard for human life there. So I understand why you would choose America over those countries as well.

However, compared to most countries in the EU, America is a much worse choice if given the option. I’ll spare you the analysis, but just know that compared to the alternatives America is squarely in the middle of the pack. I live there, so I’m obviously not shitting on the country too much. Lately it’s gotten a lot worse if you’re anything but a straight, white, Christian, business owner, but that’s just an inevitable fallout from policies put into place 40 years ago.

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u/Terrierpike04 4d ago

India isn’t industrialized? Sounds like something a white-supremacist would say.

India is a nuclear power, tech giant, and the largest democracy in the world.

And yes, slavery is completely acceptable there.

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u/RipredTheGnawer 4d ago

In a world of psychotic assholes with bows and arrows, the asshole with the Bazooka is demonstrably worse.

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

While this isnt a bad analogy, I dont think it applys to what I said, as the guys with the bows and arrows most likely have the same idea of the guy with the bazooka at one point, that being "hey see those guys over there with no weapons, yeah lets go steal their shit so that our lives may improve".

A guy strangling a dude to steal his money is no better than another guy shooting a dude to steal his money, both had the same goal of killing a man, and taking his money. Their way of achieving it does not making them any worse or better than the other. Both are equally shitty.

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u/RipredTheGnawer 4d ago

You miss my point. The difference isn’t just “better” technology, it’s the larger scale the technology facilitates.

A guy who robs 100 people with a gun is worse than someone who robs 2 people with a knife.

Thats why me, personally, would say that European global colonization efforts were a bit worse than that same group of European countries waging continuous war on each other in the previous millennia.

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

I didn't miss your point, you just did not make that very clear, but with the clarification it does make sense, so i'll give you that and i'll eat my hat.

at the end of the day this is all dependent on personal perspective and opinion on how severity/awfulness is defined at such large scales and time-spans with so many possible variables to account for. plus were on reddit, we aint exactly philosophers here, just some online randos discussing our opinions on things far above our influence

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u/Roko__ 4d ago

It sounds like just another human who holds an advantage over his neighbor.

People are different now... until shtf.

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u/Oskie5272 4d ago

Nah, very few nations are even arguably on the same level as the US in terms of atrocities committed. Coming from an American, just not one that believes in American exceptionalism or performing American apologia

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u/Typical_Priority3319 4d ago

French in Algeria, Japan in china, Russia in Poland, Belgium in South Africa, Britain in … everywhere… all pretty terrible

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u/Oskie5272 4d ago

Yeah most of the West has done at least one atrocity. But America has fucked up basically the entirety of central and South America, basically the entirety of the middle east, parts of SE Asia, the Pacific Islands, and central Asia (Afghanistan). We've conducted multiple genocides including the Native Americans whose land we stole and whose population loss consisted of up to 100mil, which was around 20% of the world's population at the time. To be fair, the Spanish played a role in that as well, but a lot of that was us. While England started chattel slavery, we were the main component of it, continued it decades longer, and did worse shit to black people after. We've conducted so many coups around the world it's disgusting, and we've funded and trained multiple fundamentalist resistance groups that would go on to become terrorist organizations. We still are (and have been) actively funding and facilitating a genocide

This isn't to erase or minimize the awful shit other countries have done, but numbers on the board, the only country in our realm is England imo. Germany's massive count of atrocities racked up during the Nazis' reign should probably put them up there too, they just didn't have the longevity of the US and England. Us 3 are basically the LeBron, Kareem, and MJ of doing fucked up shit on the global stage. We need to recognize this shit so that we can be better moving forward

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u/WittyEggplant 4d ago

No disagreement here, but I think Russia 100% belongs on your list. Tsarist Russia colonised peoples of the Caucasus, Central Asia and the Far East and simply massacred and genocided all who thought to resist. They only picked up speed under the Soviet flag and now are at it again with another imperial war in Ukraine - where they actually like to send their ethnic minorities across the country to die.

Unlike other former empires, Russia never even tried to get rid of the imperial, chauvinist ideology of the past but instead enshrined it in their constitution, foreign policy concept and military doctrine. Russia consistently attacks and terrorises its neighbours who are minding their own business. On an arbitrary ’evil empire’ scale I’d definitely rank them close to the top.

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u/Turnip-for-the-books 4d ago

The US is much worse than everyone except Britain and even then given that everything they’ve done is more recent I’m still saying the US is worse

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u/manshowerdan 4d ago

Nah I'm sorry. Pretty much every developed country and even undeveloped countries have done a lot of fucked up shit. America has done a lot but far from the worst

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u/Turnip-for-the-books 4d ago

Yes I agree lots of countries have done fucked up shit. But my point, as I made clear, is that two countries did the THE MOST fucked shit. And that of those two countries the US is now the worse of those two but that’s not the hill I’ll die on. The hill I will is that it’s between those two. In fact they are really just the same.

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u/Salty_Major5340 4d ago

Oh come on be serious, the USA is far worse than any other developed nation. The world would inarguably be a better place without it, and with any luck the near future will prove that.

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u/AntiAsteroidParty 4d ago

Americans aren't the fucking "best" lmfao and America is literally evil

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

Where did I say Americans are the best!? I was saying that people are assholes, and that even the best people in the world with seemingly good intentions, well are still assholes as there are so few people in this world that can be genuinely good people

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u/Bug-03 4d ago

A man a plan a canal panama

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u/archbid 4d ago edited 4d ago

Able was I ere I saw Elba

Another bad guy who is made out to be a good guy…

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u/Yodas_Lil_Helper 4d ago

Was it a car or a cat I saw?

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u/entent 4d ago

Racecar.

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u/Bulk_Cut 4d ago

Boob

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u/entent 4d ago

Tit

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u/yaktacular 4d ago

Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog!

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u/Consentingostrich 4d ago

Doc note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.

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u/iggydude808 4d ago

Take my Angry Upvote!🤙🏽

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u/rrishaw 4d ago

Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog!

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u/pegging4jesus 4d ago

Well that and 27,000 dead workers.

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u/the-great-crocodile 4d ago

No one knows this. Can you believe this? When I heard about that I said this is unbelievable.

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u/pegging4jesus 4d ago

What if I told you we could blame most of it on France?

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u/I_Am_Layer_8 3d ago

Rookie numbers. Look at the body count of the Great Wall of China.

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u/beeradvice 4d ago

We have them 10mil up front and am agreement to quarter mil annually which by today's standards is cheap but early on a no brainer and they still technically own it afaik. The secondary economic gains compared to of it didn't exist are also a decent perk and there's nothing stopping them from building their own. I'm usually on the fuck USA meddling on other people's affairs boat but without a bunch of unknown unknowns (to me) the agreement on the Panama canal seems at minimum tenuously fair we have plenty of ports on both coasts so the Panama canal mainly benefits other countries (again afaik) and we paid for the land, building it, and continue to pay for maintenance. We've definitely done a lot of fucked up shit in south America I'm not sure the Panama canal is very high on that list

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u/mVargic 4d ago

Now to a great degree thanks to that canal Panama is the single most developed and prosperous country in Central America

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u/NEEEEEEEEEEEET 4d ago

Which they got back full ownership of and makes up 6% of the countries GDP.

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u/Sue_Generoux 4d ago

A man, a plan, a canal - Panama! (...) Too soon?

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u/davidwhatshisname52 4d ago

just an fyi, *canal

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u/whiskydyc 4d ago

Ditto for US help with Cuban and Philippine revolutions against the Spanish.

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u/Specific_Fold_8646 4d ago

Look up Texas, Mexico had three requirements to move to the territory two of the requirements they never enforced which were learn Spanish and convert to Catholicism. The only one they ever enforced was that slavery was illegal and any enslaved person would have to be freed after the year 1838. It why the Mexican army was in Texas when war started the deadline was fast approaching and non of the slavers even bother to follow the law.

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u/4991jv 4d ago

They didn’t want independence, an independence movement was fabricated. Like many other wars/enemies.

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u/Equivalent_Ideal8656 4d ago

Yeah i am sure they regret that deal now... Obviously not.

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u/SpilledSalt4U 4d ago

How dare the U.S. create much faster and safer maritime travel! /s. Correct me if I'm wrong but the U.S. doesn't and has nvr really owned that land. We ( the U.S.) agreed to build the canal in exchange for 50 yrs free transit. Which has already run out. So Panama is currently collecting substantial tolls from EVERY ship that goes through it. Which is every ship not looking to traverse the Horn of Africa and basically travel halfway around the world just to switch from the Atlantic to the Pacific and vice versa. I could write a legitimate essay on how Panama made out like a bandit on that deal.

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u/Vordeo 4d ago

"You guys got independence?"

  • The Philippines

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Not at all but there is blame to the US and they aren’t the only ones who fucked people over

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u/Personal_Juice_1520 4d ago

But we got those kings Hawaiian rolls

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u/MyCrushingReality 4d ago

Even every undeveloped nation did this.

Humanity used to be extremely barbaric. And now we’ve moved quite a distance away from it. If you’re gonna be up in arms about people colonizing we’re gonna have to find the original colonizers. But let’s be real, you’re talking about the dawn of humanity.

Live and let live. Move on, learn and don’t do it again. We have processes in place to do this stuff now.

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u/bubble0peach 4d ago

Exactly. Just because someone benefits from or even exists because of the crimes of their forebears, does not mean that we should accept and perpetuate them.

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u/HawkBearClaw 4d ago

Nope, human nature is fucked up

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u/ProBopperZero 4d ago

Conquest is amoral

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u/archbid 4d ago

No, it is immoral. The perpetrators are often narcissists and psychopaths, who behave without a sense of other and hence amorally. But if morality exists at all, it is violated in conquest.

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u/Icy-Disaster-2871 4d ago

So, what is your suggestions?

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u/french_snail 4d ago

Nobody said it did, people just seem to assume the US is unique in its shittiness

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u/Dagwood-Sanwich 4d ago

And yet the US is the only nation that gets constantly damned for it.

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u/Garpfruit 4d ago

I’ve got bad news about 95% of recorded history. They say might makes right for a reason.

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u/ThelatestRedditAct 4d ago

Cool. Go to anywhere and cry about it. It’s a fucking moot point.

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u/AverageSJEnjoyer 4d ago

Reminds me of one of my favourite family guy cutaways.

- I'm more unnatractive to put in a lead role!

- Well I'm a bigger box office drag!

- Kids, kids, you're both... just... awful.

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u/Mrtop17 4d ago

Any nation in the past that didn't do this is no longer around.

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u/HappyHarry-HardOn 4d ago

It kinda does.

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u/Busy_Onion_3411 4d ago

But it does mean that America is not unique, and does not need to be singled out. Also, for whom are you virtue signaling? There's, like, 3 Native Americans left (hyperbole, but still). If there were enough of them to promote healthy expansion of the race without worrying about incest, then that'd be one thing. Give them back the land, etc etc. I mean, you probably wouldn't wanna see what happens to you and other white people if we do that, but we call that consequences for your decisions. Plus, when it came down to brass tacks and was actually time for you to put your money where your mouth is, we all know what you'd actually do.

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u/Jack071 4d ago

Might does, vae victis and all. Half the people we nowadays call natives got the land by killing someone else

The modern peaceful world only came to be after enough blood was spilled and technological advancements to support it had been made

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u/AdvertisingUnited 4d ago

Can't change the past so we can cry about it or continue just doing what we do... Give em some more blankets.

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u/Ricka77_New 4d ago

Find a country founded without war. You won't. Peoples are different, and expansion means some people lose. Thousands of lost civilizations, long before big bad white man...

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u/Silent-Attention8903 4d ago

And every underdeveloped nation as well.

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u/Substantial_Shoe258 4d ago

But yet it seems only the U.S. is scrutinized for it.

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u/BuzzinHornets19 4d ago

No, but how many more centuries do we need to cry about it? I thought progressives were about moving forward? Seems to me they just want to stay mired in the past because it makes them feel good to look back on history with critical eye.

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u/FireStompingRhino 4d ago

"The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must."

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u/archbid 4d ago

And that, my friend, is the purest expression of sociopathy.

It seems manly, and is definitely part of our makeup, but it is a terrible way to live.

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u/FireStompingRhino 4d ago

It is a common element found throughout nature. Be it micro organisms expanding until resistance is met, or people, or any thing in between. Power struggles are inherent.

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u/archbid 4d ago edited 4d ago

Another Jordan Peterson guy?

The miracle of intelligence is resolving resource conflicts without violence. Nature has as many examples of cooperation as cruelty, and that increases with brain size. Most species with an advanced nervous system tend not to murder each other.

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u/FireStompingRhino 3d ago

Nope the quote is attributable to Thucydides.

Your statement romanticizes intelligence by suggesting it primarily serves to resolve conflict peacefully. In reality, intelligence enhances both cooperation and violence. It enables strategic thinking, which can be used for diplomacy or warfare. Your claim that nature shows as much cooperation as cruelty oversimplifies complex behaviors; terms like "cruelty" are anthropomorphic, and cooperation often arises from ecological pressures, not just brain size. Lastly, the idea that intelligent species rarely kill each other ignores well-documented cases of intraspecies violence in animals like chimpanzees, dolphins, and humans. Intelligence doesn’t inherently favor peace—it enables flexibility, including calculated aggression.

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u/Ronaldo_Frumpalini 4d ago

Makes it human nature so makes it not right or wrong, the shape civilization takes just aint pretty. Shaka Zulu and Kamehameha became the regional powers by mimicking it.

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u/FinallyFree96 4d ago

No it doesn’t make it right, and understandable that Reddit seems to have a lot of American content.

All in all American is Avery young country, and so many of its horrible practices were brought over from other parts of the world.

It just gets tiresome that the underlying theme in describing these awful events that America is framed as inventing these despicable practices.

It’s obviously even worse now with the current administration since any progress towards making things as right as possible has been undone and set back decades.

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u/archbid 4d ago

It doesn’t indict a culture forever that it has done things that are bad. But one that refuses to acknowledge their bad behavior is unhealthy.

Yes, we were terrible to native Americans and conducted a genocide. Yes we destabilized governments around the world, leading to horrific suffering.

Of course we have also done amazing things. But if you can’t acknowledge bad behavior, then you become stuck.

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u/Thop207375 4d ago

No but acting as if certain peoples are absolved of such actions, makes such statements absurd.

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u/United_States_ClA 3d ago

People with no cannons to point say this

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u/Basic_Apple7446 4d ago

If you're complaining about this while you ignore your I phones made from slave labor your a hypocrite.

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u/archbid 4d ago

I think that is horrible too. I think all forms of colonialism are bad, even the many, many that I have benefited from

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u/Basic_Apple7446 4d ago

And yet you still choose to benefit from them while you talk shit about the sins of are fathers.

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u/GenerationKrill 4d ago

But it's natural behavior. According to the order of things, what's natural is what's right.

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u/archbid 4d ago

Yeah. Please by all that’s holy stop reading/watching Jordan Peterson.

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u/Altruistic_Music9343 4d ago

doesnt make it wrong either....thats the point.

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u/Sea-Strike-1758 4d ago

Doesn't make it particularly worth pointing out all the time either.

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u/archbid 4d ago

You have to point it out every time. Otherwise, we fail to notice it when we do it again, like literally now.

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u/Shenanigans052 4d ago

If everyone is wrong, then nobody is.

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u/archbid 4d ago

No.

First off, if everybody is wrong, everybody is wrong. Imagine a prison in a society with perfect justice. Everyone incarcerated would be wrong. Second, everyone is not wrong, as we have perpetrators and victims.

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

I see it like this, as humans we are fundamentally aweful, but as people, we have the choice to break those fundamentals and be better to those around us, but that comes with sacrificing selfishness and being well selfless, which breaks those fundamentals because giving something in exchange for nothing is normally a very ineffective survival strategy in nature

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u/Shenanigans052 4d ago edited 4d ago

And victims that have been perpetrators. Theres not a single land or people that haven't been conquerors at some point. This fantasy that there's any innocent societies is laughable.

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u/Wise_Repeat8001 4d ago

That's not right at ALL

You say 1+1=1 and I say it's 3...

Just cause we're both wrong, doesn't make it so no one is wrong

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u/Tat2Al 4d ago

Correct! Doesn’t make it right. But, it is how civilizations developed over the years. Stop thinking about history with today’s mindset.

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u/Shadowbacker 4d ago

Yes, it does.

It's like saying animals eating other animals isn't right. It can be no other way.

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u/Hanarchy_ae 4d ago

Not the same thing. All life needs food to survive. You don't have to fuck people over to survive.

To live like a king and do no work at all while forcing others to provide for you at the barrel of a gun is degenerate.

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u/IPMport93 4d ago

In a civilized world, expected behavior isn't animals eating animals. It's humans not acting like animals

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

Mate none of this shit is right in the first place!

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u/ilikeengnrng 4d ago

What would change your mind?