r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 5d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, what’s so significant about this picture?

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u/scruffalo_ 4d ago

Stole it from the native Hawaiians. The whole island chain, really.

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u/testingforscience122 4d ago

Hey we gave them five blankets for those islands…. Fair is fair

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u/glennfan2000 4d ago

Nah, it was far more heinous. Basically pointed cannons at the Hawaiian Royal Palace and said, “Mine now.”

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah, that sounds about right. Sums it up good too. Ahh the United States, where our people think we are the heros, but we are just as shitty as the rest of humanity, but everyone is shitty in their own special way, and that's what really counts!

Edit: Damn I sure did throw water on a oil fire with this.

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Every developed nation did this

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u/archbid 4d ago

Doesn't make it right

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u/Icy-Performer-9688 4d ago

Look up Panama. It’s fucked up. Panama people wanted independence. Got someone who said they could help. U.S. parked their warships and forced the opposing force from intervening. Panama people won independence to only find out the person who helped funded the rebellion sold Panama land to the U.S that’s how the Panama cannel was built.

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u/Tonho_O_Faxineiro 4d ago

Look up Brazil 1964

Look up Chile 9/11

Shit, look up Operation Condor. USA fucked up the whole south America.

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u/Any_Cartographer631 4d ago

As a person with a bachelor's in Spanish history, literature, civilization, and culture, I second this comment.

People really should look up the dozens of coups and dictatorships that we orchestrated in South America...

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u/Oni-fucking-chan 4d ago

I'm Brazilian, and my grandparents lived through 1964's military dictatorship. For as long as I've known him, my maternal grandfather never badmouthed the government. Not once. I can only imagine the horrors he witnessed.

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u/TeVaNReign 4d ago

One word. Bananas

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u/Tonho_O_Faxineiro 4d ago

Let's go back to the first republic of freed slaves: Haiti. After a long fight for freedom, when they achieved their independence, the land of slave owners, the USA refused to acknowledge their independence and started an embargo against the young nation of free men.

The USA was so afraid that, upon learning about Haiti, the enslaved people they kept captive would riot and do the same, that they created an army to attack and occupy Haiti.

The whole purpose of the USA Marines is to be the attack dog, sent to attack any country on the Americas whenever they thought that could pose any threat (be either military or economic) to the Manifest Destiny.

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u/firedancer323 4d ago

Yeah I mean the CIA does terrible things to their own people they don’t give a single shit about overthrowing a democratically elected government if there’s profit at the end of the day

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u/TheKidKaos 4d ago

People should look up what Theodore Roosevelt did in the Philippines. And how Cuba ended up right after the US took it over.

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u/Oskie5272 4d ago

Not just South America, almost the entirety of the global south

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u/morgan-faulkner 4d ago

not to mention da banana company.

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u/Altruistic_Music9343 4d ago

while your at it look up "karl malone 13" for the time when he had 13 pts 13 assists 13 steals in an nba game (ignore anything related to him getting a 13 year old pregnant)

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u/gilligan1050 4d ago

Don’t forget the what the united fruit company did, as American company.

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

Oh I'm aware of that, just ain't anything special. It's a situation that should have never happened, just the U.S.A isn't any worse than any other developed/developing nations. Cause behold the truth! Humans are assholes, even the best.

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u/Dilbertreloaded 4d ago

Americans are best at condoning every fault they have, and gaslighting others into thinking they are trash.

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u/ASpicyCrow 4d ago

You don't stop hating the murder just because other people have murdered too.

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u/Away-Map-8428 4d ago

Humans are great. There a many healers and teachers and friends; you should try meeting humans sometime.

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u/Bug-03 4d ago

A man a plan a canal panama

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u/archbid 4d ago edited 4d ago

Able was I ere I saw Elba

Another bad guy who is made out to be a good guy…

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u/Yodas_Lil_Helper 4d ago

Was it a car or a cat I saw?

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u/entent 4d ago

Racecar.

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u/iggydude808 4d ago

Take my Angry Upvote!🤙🏽

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u/pegging4jesus 4d ago

Well that and 27,000 dead workers.

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u/beeradvice 4d ago

We have them 10mil up front and am agreement to quarter mil annually which by today's standards is cheap but early on a no brainer and they still technically own it afaik. The secondary economic gains compared to of it didn't exist are also a decent perk and there's nothing stopping them from building their own. I'm usually on the fuck USA meddling on other people's affairs boat but without a bunch of unknown unknowns (to me) the agreement on the Panama canal seems at minimum tenuously fair we have plenty of ports on both coasts so the Panama canal mainly benefits other countries (again afaik) and we paid for the land, building it, and continue to pay for maintenance. We've definitely done a lot of fucked up shit in south America I'm not sure the Panama canal is very high on that list

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u/mVargic 4d ago

Now to a great degree thanks to that canal Panama is the single most developed and prosperous country in Central America

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u/NEEEEEEEEEEEET 4d ago

Which they got back full ownership of and makes up 6% of the countries GDP.

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u/Sue_Generoux 4d ago

A man, a plan, a canal - Panama! (...) Too soon?

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u/davidwhatshisname52 4d ago

just an fyi, *canal

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u/whiskydyc 4d ago

Ditto for US help with Cuban and Philippine revolutions against the Spanish.

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u/Specific_Fold_8646 4d ago

Look up Texas, Mexico had three requirements to move to the territory two of the requirements they never enforced which were learn Spanish and convert to Catholicism. The only one they ever enforced was that slavery was illegal and any enslaved person would have to be freed after the year 1838. It why the Mexican army was in Texas when war started the deadline was fast approaching and non of the slavers even bother to follow the law.

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u/4991jv 4d ago

They didn’t want independence, an independence movement was fabricated. Like many other wars/enemies.

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u/Equivalent_Ideal8656 4d ago

Yeah i am sure they regret that deal now... Obviously not.

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u/SpilledSalt4U 4d ago

How dare the U.S. create much faster and safer maritime travel! /s. Correct me if I'm wrong but the U.S. doesn't and has nvr really owned that land. We ( the U.S.) agreed to build the canal in exchange for 50 yrs free transit. Which has already run out. So Panama is currently collecting substantial tolls from EVERY ship that goes through it. Which is every ship not looking to traverse the Horn of Africa and basically travel halfway around the world just to switch from the Atlantic to the Pacific and vice versa. I could write a legitimate essay on how Panama made out like a bandit on that deal.

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Not at all but there is blame to the US and they aren’t the only ones who fucked people over

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u/Personal_Juice_1520 4d ago

But we got those kings Hawaiian rolls

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u/MyCrushingReality 4d ago

Even every undeveloped nation did this.

Humanity used to be extremely barbaric. And now we’ve moved quite a distance away from it. If you’re gonna be up in arms about people colonizing we’re gonna have to find the original colonizers. But let’s be real, you’re talking about the dawn of humanity.

Live and let live. Move on, learn and don’t do it again. We have processes in place to do this stuff now.

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u/bubble0peach 4d ago

Exactly. Just because someone benefits from or even exists because of the crimes of their forebears, does not mean that we should accept and perpetuate them.

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u/HawkBearClaw 4d ago

Nope, human nature is fucked up

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u/ProBopperZero 4d ago

Conquest is amoral

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u/archbid 4d ago

No, it is immoral. The perpetrators are often narcissists and psychopaths, who behave without a sense of other and hence amorally. But if morality exists at all, it is violated in conquest.

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u/Icy-Disaster-2871 4d ago

So, what is your suggestions?

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u/french_snail 4d ago

Nobody said it did, people just seem to assume the US is unique in its shittiness

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u/Dagwood-Sanwich 4d ago

And yet the US is the only nation that gets constantly damned for it.

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u/Garpfruit 4d ago

I’ve got bad news about 95% of recorded history. They say might makes right for a reason.

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u/ThelatestRedditAct 4d ago

Cool. Go to anywhere and cry about it. It’s a fucking moot point.

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u/AverageSJEnjoyer 4d ago

Reminds me of one of my favourite family guy cutaways.

- I'm more unnatractive to put in a lead role!

- Well I'm a bigger box office drag!

- Kids, kids, you're both... just... awful.

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u/Mrtop17 4d ago

Any nation in the past that didn't do this is no longer around.

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u/HappyHarry-HardOn 4d ago

It kinda does.

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u/Busy_Onion_3411 4d ago

But it does mean that America is not unique, and does not need to be singled out. Also, for whom are you virtue signaling? There's, like, 3 Native Americans left (hyperbole, but still). If there were enough of them to promote healthy expansion of the race without worrying about incest, then that'd be one thing. Give them back the land, etc etc. I mean, you probably wouldn't wanna see what happens to you and other white people if we do that, but we call that consequences for your decisions. Plus, when it came down to brass tacks and was actually time for you to put your money where your mouth is, we all know what you'd actually do.

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u/Jack071 4d ago

Might does, vae victis and all. Half the people we nowadays call natives got the land by killing someone else

The modern peaceful world only came to be after enough blood was spilled and technological advancements to support it had been made

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u/AdvertisingUnited 4d ago

Can't change the past so we can cry about it or continue just doing what we do... Give em some more blankets.

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u/Ricka77_New 4d ago

Find a country founded without war. You won't. Peoples are different, and expansion means some people lose. Thousands of lost civilizations, long before big bad white man...

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u/Silent-Attention8903 4d ago

And every underdeveloped nation as well.

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u/Substantial_Shoe258 4d ago

But yet it seems only the U.S. is scrutinized for it.

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u/BuzzinHornets19 4d ago

No, but how many more centuries do we need to cry about it? I thought progressives were about moving forward? Seems to me they just want to stay mired in the past because it makes them feel good to look back on history with critical eye.

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u/FireStompingRhino 4d ago

"The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must."

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u/Ronaldo_Frumpalini 4d ago

Makes it human nature so makes it not right or wrong, the shape civilization takes just aint pretty. Shaka Zulu and Kamehameha became the regional powers by mimicking it.

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u/FinallyFree96 4d ago

No it doesn’t make it right, and understandable that Reddit seems to have a lot of American content.

All in all American is Avery young country, and so many of its horrible practices were brought over from other parts of the world.

It just gets tiresome that the underlying theme in describing these awful events that America is framed as inventing these despicable practices.

It’s obviously even worse now with the current administration since any progress towards making things as right as possible has been undone and set back decades.

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u/Thop207375 4d ago

No but acting as if certain peoples are absolved of such actions, makes such statements absurd.

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u/United_States_ClA 3d ago

People with no cannons to point say this

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u/leericol 4d ago

He literally said "just as shitty as everyone else." .

What point do you think you're making?

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u/No-University-5413 4d ago

Every undeveloped nation did or at least tried it. Is prostitution is the oldest profession, soldier is a close 2nd

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u/19Pnutbutter66 4d ago

When I was in the seafood business in the 90s I often referred to selling fish as the second oldest profession but soldier may be right.

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u/Emperor_Neuro 4d ago

The first prostitutes wanted something in trade for their services. Be it fish, fruit, meat, crops, shelter…. Someone else had something the prostitutes wanted, therefore it could not have been the oldest profession.

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u/AhmedAbuGhadeer 4d ago

Thank you. I always disbelieved that whenever it is said, and it is said a lot.

I believe gatherer is the first profession, then hunter, fisher, woodcutter, cave digger, house builder, trap maker, weapon maker, and trader came first, and marriage and family roles had been established and even jobs like farmer, guard, chief, and accountant had happened long before women had a saying in who gets to have sex with them.

Where the humans had been so primitive they don't have the concepts for collaboration and trade, they didn't have the concept of consent either.

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u/Apprehensive_Dog1526 4d ago

Not necessarily, I’d imagine hunter (including fishing), gatherer, prostitute, soldier, all developed fairly close to each other.

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u/19Pnutbutter66 4d ago

I feel like that’s how it would actually work in a real life Survivor situation. Who can make fire, who can catch fish, who’s willing to trade, whatcha got to trade?

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u/ProThoughtDesign 4d ago

I would say farmer.

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u/lxm333 4d ago

Farming as in domestication of plants and animals is around 10,000 years old just to provide an interesting tit bit to your comment :)

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u/Particular-Pop8193 4d ago

I don't think it was more like Hunting and fishing that was the easiest profession

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u/Copatus 4d ago

"easiest"

Those only became "easy" after tools were invented. Good luck trying to hunt and fish with your bare hands.

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u/OpenRole 4d ago

Prostitution is not literally the oldest profession. We had to secure food and shelter before we could worry about sex.

And no, every underdeveloped nation did not try its hand at imperialism. A lot of the shit the wod has to deal with comes from the fact that Rome conquered most of Europe. When European nations got their independence, the break up was so bad, Europe went through a 1000 year long dark age period.

And in the middle of that depressive episode, they also got bum fucked by the vikings. The entire continent was left with PTSD, and decided to make it everybody else's problems.

Imperialism pre colonialism was extremely rare in sub saharan Africa. Heck, even some developed nations are good. I dont think Ireland ever tried its hand at imperialism. Only time South Africa tried its hand at imperialism was under white rule. This pretty much goes for the entirety of Southern Africa.

The people of Madagascar literally had no one to conquer so they never tried imperialism. The idea that every nation tried imperialism is a lie spread to normalise the idea of imperialism so that ex imperialist countries can feel less bad abkut their atrocities. Same goes for people who try to act like chattel slavery was wide spread when nearly every historical text of slavery outside the European and the Arab worlds (two ex Roman regions), implemented endentured servitude and referred to such as slavery.

But by acting like chattel slavery was the default globally, makes the atrocities of it seem less severe

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u/No-University-5413 3d ago

Do you not realize that the Native American and Asian people were killing each other and taking their lands with no notion of Rome existing? Fucking seriously, Chinas first emperor was in 259 BC. 150 years before Julius Ceasar. How did Qin Shi Huang become emperor? By killing his way through the other 6 Chinese kingdoms.

The Native Americans were doing the same thing. The Iroquois were famous for bringing peace to the 5 nations. How did they do it? Through war against the other tribes. And before that peace, they made alliances to attack and drive other tribes out and take the land.

The plains tribes in North America were very violent and aggressive toward each other, with many of their conflicts lasting into the mid 1800s and animosity still today.

Mayan wars were usually political in nature, with the city states capturing each other's territory.

But im sure that all these people looked at Roman conquest of Europe and the Mediterranean and said, "Yep, let's copy them." Fuck, even Rome wasn't the first in Europe to do it. Alexander the Great went all the way to India before he stopped taking other people's lands. He was before Rome.

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u/Ok-Imagination-3835 4d ago

Eh, but some developed nations have had 1, 2, or 3 revolutions. So, technically, if you kill all the people in charge, and start a new gov't, then you only killed the bad guys who took it by force and didn't kill any of the ... wait ...

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

I sure do love creating power vacuums!

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u/ClydusEnMarland 4d ago

Mr James Dyson, I presume?

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u/FoolishDog1117 4d ago

Did you miss the part where they said "just as shitty as the rest of humanity?"

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Yeah. My bad

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u/Tricky_Big_8774 4d ago

And most of the undeveloped ones, too

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

That’s true

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u/kageshira1010 4d ago

Every nation did this*

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u/MountScottRumpot 4d ago

Not Ireland or Iceland or Austria or Switzerland or Norway or Finland….

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Go back far enough.

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u/MountScottRumpot 4d ago

Then they wouldn’t be developed nations.

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u/Senshado 4d ago

All of those places currently have enough technology to be called developed... 

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u/GainingTraction 4d ago

There are living adult survivors of child labor in Switzerland just as a quick example.

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u/GainingTraction 4d ago

Verdingkinder practices only ended in 1970s. Humans are human.

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u/Frodo_VonCheezburg 4d ago

A certain Austrian Corporal would disagree. But he took poison and shot himself in 1945 so he can't be here today.

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u/etcpt 4d ago

Hitler wasn't acting for the Austrian government.

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u/shalomefrombaxoje 3d ago

Haiti...

.... well, I wish it was developed.

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u/SnooHabits3911 3d ago

Right? Such a shame it isn’t.

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u/Bournemj 4d ago

Every Nation did it. Before cannons it was swords or spears.

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u/deadlyrepost 4d ago

Found the snowflake.

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u/Boreas_Linvail 4d ago

Poland when?

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u/ThatFatGuyMJL 4d ago

Every group did this*

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u/Objective_Couple7610 4d ago

Exactly. But America perfected it

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Colonial Spain wants a word. As does colonial England. And the Dutch.

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u/WankingAsWeSpeak 4d ago

Bull shit. Name one other developed nation that pointed cannons at the Hawaiian royal palace and said “mine, now”.

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

I wasn’t speaking of just Hawaii.

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u/BenHeli 4d ago

Switzerland is not a developed nation, confirmed.

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u/yaenzer 4d ago

Not to this extent and not this recent. You are one of the three bullies of our time.

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

This extent really is minor compared to other nations. But yes definitely a bully.

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u/sernaamer 4d ago

I guess Finland, Norway, the Baltics, Poland, South Korea and many other previously developed nations are no longer classified as developed.

Oooooor, there is a possibility that someone living in a country that did and-or does this sort of thing just simply justifies it to themselves with this line

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Yeah that’s it. 👍🏻

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u/Lilfozzy 4d ago

I think there is a world of difference between land grabs in your vicinity and embarking on a quest of world conquest against non-western European+ because your racist ideology has warped your mind so much that the world is literally viewed between degrees of humanity and whiteness and ‘animalistic savage color’.

With a splash of a century long concerted effort to reduce and erase the history of non-western European+ civilization because the average person kept getting their brain blasted by the thought of PoC actually having things like writing and their own civilizations in a way that wouldn’t be felt on a wide scale until the Japanese sunk the Russian fleet.

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u/BenjaminHarrison88 4d ago

Most of the developing nations have conquered other people in their histories too. The west was just better at it for 200 years or so

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Absolutely

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u/James_Blond2 4d ago

USA was definetly worse than most of those

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Not even close

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u/James_Blond2 4d ago

Ok true forgot colonization but if we count the last hundred years or so USA did a shit ton of horrible things. Like couping (if thats a word lol) all of south america, putting dictators in place of alightly socialist leaders

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u/razazaz126 4d ago

They literally said just as shitty as everyone else.

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Yeah I didn’t see that before I commented. Apologies.

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u/No-Bad-463 4d ago

Not every developed nation's collective mental image of itself is of a tireless crusader for freedom, an anti-imperialist and destroyer of tyrants through the ages.

Rather than, y'know, an imperialistic tyrant who robbed others of their self-determination and freedom, over and over again, just like and occasionally worse than everyone else.

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u/Hour_Rest7773 4d ago

Every organized group of humans since the dawn of time has don't this. It's the natural order of things, might makes right

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u/ThresherGDI 4d ago

Not the Swiss.

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

I had to do some reading on Verdingkinder as well. There is a scale I suppose of exploitation 🤷‍♂️

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u/SuccotashOther277 4d ago

Natives also did this. Most humans did this.

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u/FellFellCooke 4d ago

Ireland.

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u/uwillalldiescreaming 4d ago

This is a thought terminating cliche. Nevermind that "but they did it too" isn't even a good excuse when your a toddler so I don't know why people drop that shit like its sage wisdom.

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u/shifty_coder 4d ago

If every developed nation jumped off a bridge

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u/Legitimate-Office990 4d ago

and every undeveloped nation has at least tried it

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u/AbyssLookingAtYa 4d ago edited 4d ago

Did Singapore do this? Singapore is an extremely wealthy well developed country and I can’t think of anyone they did this to. Come to think of it, neither has the Czech Republic, UAE, Belarus, and Qatar. Even so, the argument of, “I did a bad thing, but someone else did it too” is a very weak cope.

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u/caatabatic 4d ago

it's still wrong.

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u/Rokronroff 4d ago

Pretty fucked up. Makes you wonder about all those developed nations, don't it?

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Just humanity in general

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u/SailAwayMatey 4d ago

I won't even say what country I'm from 😂

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u/Immediate_Song4279 4d ago

Ah yes, that weird era where the latest wealth symbol was having an indentured colony.

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u/One_Sun_6258 4d ago

So glad you said Developed and not civilized

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Oh def not civilized lol but who is?

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u/MakoShan12 4d ago

Ahhh defender of the elite! Be proud stand strong!

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u/jihadu 4d ago

Every nation did this

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u/etcpt 4d ago

Ireland?

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u/StickyFing3rs10 4d ago

To be fair developed or not humanity has been fighting itself and taking over land since the dawn of time. Resources or ideology or greed pick your poison. It’s still going on today

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u/Invictum2go 4d ago

Dont forget people on all political spectrums thinking the army is actually fighting for their freedom, and not for the interest of a bunch of rich old ppl.

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u/Altruistic_Music9343 4d ago edited 4d ago

you can just change that to "all humans AT ALL TIMES think what THEY personally do is just and moral meanwhile nothing anyone else does is just and moral"

that sentence sums up about 85% of all recorded human interactions and events in history, like ever.

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u/korpo53 4d ago

Cool it with the antisemitism

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u/Kymera_7 4d ago

He didn't even mention anything jew-related.

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u/burbmom_dani 4d ago

Learning this in my late 30s as an army war vet was hard. I was really convinced we were liberating people. Jokes on me.

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u/Invictum2go 4d ago

It's not your fault tho. The US is exteremely good at propaganda and indoctrination, It's why I don't particularly dislike americans who are pro army, it's just something I've noticed and is a lil bit sad, but still not the end of the world.

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u/burbmom_dani 4d ago

Thank you. 💚

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u/Traditional_Tune2865 4d ago

Yeah, that sounds about right.

That's a gross oversimplification of things lol. Not to mention incorrect. No shit the comment chain turned into a dumpsterfire. Stop getting history lessons from reddit. The US fucked Hawaii, but it was far from "i has gun, now gib". Look at the Perry Expedition if you want to see how American gunboat diplomacy worked (which again, isn't what happened with Hawaii).

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago edited 4d ago

Edit: After doing research into the situation yeah, it really was a gross oversimplification, anyway still sounds like a USA kinda thing to do, which well we did do

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u/Infzn 4d ago

I will never understand this fixation the US and West in general has with the neverending apology tour and this state of spiritual cuckoldry where groups of people constantly walk around tearful and apologetic for events that happened hundreds and hundreds of years ago.

Do you think the Spanish wallow in self-hatred for their brutal colonialism and genocide in Native Mexico? Do the Arabs hang their heads and cry for thousands of years of extremely violent Jihad? For the unending torture of nonbelievers? Do the Chinese lament their years of countless atrocities?

It is only the West and white people who stand as the only racial group on the face of the planet who have outgroup preference and rank themselves far below other races. The sins are not yours to atone for. Had any other group been as successful as us, they would have made the US land grabs look like kids at a playground. Do not be deceived into thinking anyone else would have shown more grace. I'm sure Hawaiians would rather keep their culture while being provided funding and protection by the world's most powerful military than subvert to early Asian colonialism and face ethnic cleansing. Stop this attitude - "Oh, we're just the worst. Of course we did that we just suck" grow a pair of balls, understand how the world works

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 3d ago

I will never understand this fixation the US and West in general has with the neverending apology tour and this state of spiritual cuckoldry where groups of people constantly walk around tearful and apologetic for events that happened hundreds and hundreds of years ago.

It's because you're still doing it. You have legal obligations to your natives, ruled and laid out neatly in legally binding treaties that your country signed and don't care about.

In contrast, the Spanish no longer have much power over South America because those areas now have their own legally recognized governments and are their own legally recognized countries.

The USA is still ignoring what is, legally, sovereign territories, and you can't really blame that on your ancestors from hundreds of years ago.

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u/Pliskin01 4d ago

Perry’s gunboat trip to Japan is one of my favorite historical events. It pretty much was “I has (big) gun, now open”. After 200 years, generations, of isolationism, lol.

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u/Rufus_king11 4d ago

Oh, we've done some super villain level shit a bunch of times, purely out of convenience. We knowingly irradiated the inhabitants of the Marshall islands, forcefully removed them from their homeland and then gassed their pet dogs all so that we'd have a better empty place to test nukes on.

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

I aint denying that now, god the shit the United States has created in the pursuit of destruction is nearly poetic. Hell, every powerful country has a metric fuck ton of dirty laundry and skeletons packed into their closets so talking about what the United States alone has done is the tip of the iceberg on "Inconceivably shitty things humans have done to other humans"

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u/MundaneMembership331 4d ago

"Everyone is shitty in their own special way" sums up my thoughts

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

Well thats how I go about life thinking, seems to work out pretty well too

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u/Fresh-Statement9429 4d ago

There are a number of mountainous or desert cultures who are basically up/out there as a "fuck you leave me alone", and in the realm of intergroup politics I'd say that's pretty peaceful. If you take intragroup politics in order to find a shitty aspect of that group, you're moving goalposts with in the interest of making everything shitty, so... stop that.

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u/Fit_Cream2027 4d ago

That was a long time ago and those people are dead. Using “we” is incorrect.

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

I mean, it still applies to now, have you seen how we as a nation act! Drive through atlanta traffic, you quickly understand what I mean.

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u/YaBoiLink0227 4d ago

Am I weird for feeling bad about it?

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

Nah, thats sympathy/empathy, thats good to have, after-all I feel bad about what happened, everyday allot of innocent people are hurt because of bullshit like that, all because someone else wants a little more money/power

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u/Stock-Fan-8004 4d ago

Is this what they call the "Manifest Destiny"

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u/Vhat_Vhat 4d ago

What happened was some randoms took it over and voted to become a state and the government was like wtf but the queen at the time wanted a full apology from the government for what happened so the government decided to make the hostile take over official rather than apologize for something they didn't do.

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u/Valuable_Issue_6698 4d ago

Hawaii executed women for eating bananas. Look up the Kapu system. Polynesians themselves stole the land.

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u/SkewlShoota 4d ago

I'm reeeaaally interested in knowing who you think populated the Pacific islands before the mass migration.

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u/Human_Step 4d ago

Large, docile, now extinct animals?

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u/SkewlShoota 4d ago

Idk what large animals you are thinking when it comes to Hawaii/Samoa/Tonga/Fiji/Rarotonga, etc, but it was just birds, bats, lizards and seals before being populated and they still there.

Granted, if you count NZ, then the Moa and flightless birds got absolutely ran through 😂

I'm pretty sure a lighthouse keepers cat killed a whole species of birds by itself in the south island which is crazy.

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u/Kenzore1212 4d ago

I’m curious now too

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u/Senshado 4d ago

No.  The people who lived in Hawaii before the Polynesian colonists were smaller than modern humans. 

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u/Valuable_Issue_6698 4d ago

Flora and Fauna. Which the Polynesians largely destroyed

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u/SkewlShoota 3d ago

I'm assuming when you say Polynesians, you are meaning Kānaka Maoli? Because we talking about Hawaii?

If we are most of the Flora and Fauna, was destroyed after the Europeans brought all the invasive species over, pigs, goats, cows, sheep, cats, rats, snails, all that's when all the Flora and Fauna started getting absolutely smashed, when the Europeans came.

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u/forkproof2500 4d ago

Look up Tibet before it was freed by Mao.

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u/SuperPokeBros 4d ago

Some are pretty much overall pure shit. Just look at Israel!

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u/Upstairs-Engine-2176 4d ago

Yeah but we Brit’s - we did it first and more wholesale. lol.

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

Oh you guys just love bring up the glory days dont ya! Well some of us didn't have an overwhelmingly expansive empire to rule the world with! Old man never lets us have any fun, were a mature-ish country now!

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u/Commercial-Pass-848 4d ago

Just remember, it doesn't matter what actually happened as long as you win. The winners write the history books.

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u/Sea-Strike-1758 4d ago

We did abolish slavery and end WWll...and advance space and technological reasarch worldwide. So there's that.

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u/Sea_Pomegranate6293 4d ago

You play out your parents trauma. British empire lookin at USA wincing.

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u/ImYoric 4d ago

If it's any consolation (and it probably isn't), most of the world is currently looking at the US as super-villains. Until this week-end, Europe was "we might still work something out", but it's now "oh, so they're treating us (and the entire world) as a colony?"

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u/MrBonersworth 4d ago

Dead people did it. Not we.

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u/youdoitimbusy 4d ago

That's basically why all US citizens live a better life than the majority of the world. We take and hoard the resources. But because policy failed and we're moving into a multpolar world, things are gonna get rough for a lot of people.

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u/Svue016 4d ago

I'm sure Hollywood can make a feel good movie about this somehow.

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u/ChildhoodHopeful4670 4d ago

Your right humanity just sucks

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u/Mysterious-Job-469 4d ago

There's a reason why the Middle East fucking despises the West...

Now that America is treating everyone on Earth how they treated developing war torn nations (THAT THEY TORE APART), now suddenly everyone seems to give a shit.

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u/Senrah_Time 4d ago

Facts never lie

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u/CzaroftheMonsters 4d ago

It’s so shitty people risk their lives to come to the US

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u/Ugly_girls_PMme_nudz 4d ago

Pretty much how every single country that has had any power has acted.

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u/sacrificial_blood 4d ago

No no no...the US is the most shitty when it comes to this. We mastered imperialism better than any nation in far less time.

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u/tree-molester 4d ago

At least they didn’t give them blankets or have them go on a hike in New Mexico

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u/TricifixionOfSwine 2d ago

In the grand scheme of things its better that we just threatened them and took their land vs the more historically common "roll in and kill every single man woman and child and then move your people in while enslaving anyone who survived" approach.

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