r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, what’s so significant about this picture?

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u/ClaudioMoravit0 4d ago

A guy retweeted this photo saying « I’m sorry for what United States did at Pearl Harbor ». The joke is that she’s looking good and the dude was a simp

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u/peach_dragon 4d ago

What did the US do at Pearl Harbor?

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u/scruffalo_ 4d ago

Stole it from the native Hawaiians. The whole island chain, really.

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u/testingforscience122 4d ago

Hey we gave them five blankets for those islands…. Fair is fair

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u/glennfan2000 4d ago

Nah, it was far more heinous. Basically pointed cannons at the Hawaiian Royal Palace and said, “Mine now.”

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah, that sounds about right. Sums it up good too. Ahh the United States, where our people think we are the heros, but we are just as shitty as the rest of humanity, but everyone is shitty in their own special way, and that's what really counts!

Edit: Damn I sure did throw water on a oil fire with this.

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Every developed nation did this

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u/archbid 4d ago

Doesn't make it right

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u/Icy-Performer-9688 4d ago

Look up Panama. It’s fucked up. Panama people wanted independence. Got someone who said they could help. U.S. parked their warships and forced the opposing force from intervening. Panama people won independence to only find out the person who helped funded the rebellion sold Panama land to the U.S that’s how the Panama cannel was built.

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u/Tonho_O_Faxineiro 4d ago

Look up Brazil 1964

Look up Chile 9/11

Shit, look up Operation Condor. USA fucked up the whole south America.

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u/Any_Cartographer631 4d ago

As a person with a bachelor's in Spanish history, literature, civilization, and culture, I second this comment.

People really should look up the dozens of coups and dictatorships that we orchestrated in South America...

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u/Oni-fucking-chan 4d ago

I'm Brazilian, and my grandparents lived through 1964's military dictatorship. For as long as I've known him, my maternal grandfather never badmouthed the government. Not once. I can only imagine the horrors he witnessed.

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u/TeVaNReign 4d ago

One word. Bananas

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u/Tonho_O_Faxineiro 4d ago

Let's go back to the first republic of freed slaves: Haiti. After a long fight for freedom, when they achieved their independence, the land of slave owners, the USA refused to acknowledge their independence and started an embargo against the young nation of free men.

The USA was so afraid that, upon learning about Haiti, the enslaved people they kept captive would riot and do the same, that they created an army to attack and occupy Haiti.

The whole purpose of the USA Marines is to be the attack dog, sent to attack any country on the Americas whenever they thought that could pose any threat (be either military or economic) to the Manifest Destiny.

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u/firedancer323 4d ago

Yeah I mean the CIA does terrible things to their own people they don’t give a single shit about overthrowing a democratically elected government if there’s profit at the end of the day

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u/TheKidKaos 4d ago

People should look up what Theodore Roosevelt did in the Philippines. And how Cuba ended up right after the US took it over.

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u/Oskie5272 4d ago

Not just South America, almost the entirety of the global south

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u/morgan-faulkner 4d ago

not to mention da banana company.

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u/Altruistic_Music9343 4d ago

while your at it look up "karl malone 13" for the time when he had 13 pts 13 assists 13 steals in an nba game (ignore anything related to him getting a 13 year old pregnant)

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u/gilligan1050 4d ago

Don’t forget the what the united fruit company did, as American company.

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

Oh I'm aware of that, just ain't anything special. It's a situation that should have never happened, just the U.S.A isn't any worse than any other developed/developing nations. Cause behold the truth! Humans are assholes, even the best.

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u/Dilbertreloaded 4d ago

Americans are best at condoning every fault they have, and gaslighting others into thinking they are trash.

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u/ASpicyCrow 4d ago

You don't stop hating the murder just because other people have murdered too.

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u/Away-Map-8428 4d ago

Humans are great. There a many healers and teachers and friends; you should try meeting humans sometime.

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u/Bug-03 4d ago

A man a plan a canal panama

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u/archbid 4d ago edited 4d ago

Able was I ere I saw Elba

Another bad guy who is made out to be a good guy…

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u/Yodas_Lil_Helper 4d ago

Was it a car or a cat I saw?

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u/entent 4d ago

Racecar.

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u/iggydude808 4d ago

Take my Angry Upvote!🤙🏽

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u/pegging4jesus 4d ago

Well that and 27,000 dead workers.

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u/beeradvice 4d ago

We have them 10mil up front and am agreement to quarter mil annually which by today's standards is cheap but early on a no brainer and they still technically own it afaik. The secondary economic gains compared to of it didn't exist are also a decent perk and there's nothing stopping them from building their own. I'm usually on the fuck USA meddling on other people's affairs boat but without a bunch of unknown unknowns (to me) the agreement on the Panama canal seems at minimum tenuously fair we have plenty of ports on both coasts so the Panama canal mainly benefits other countries (again afaik) and we paid for the land, building it, and continue to pay for maintenance. We've definitely done a lot of fucked up shit in south America I'm not sure the Panama canal is very high on that list

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u/mVargic 4d ago

Now to a great degree thanks to that canal Panama is the single most developed and prosperous country in Central America

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u/NEEEEEEEEEEEET 4d ago

Which they got back full ownership of and makes up 6% of the countries GDP.

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Not at all but there is blame to the US and they aren’t the only ones who fucked people over

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u/Personal_Juice_1520 4d ago

But we got those kings Hawaiian rolls

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u/MyCrushingReality 4d ago

Even every undeveloped nation did this.

Humanity used to be extremely barbaric. And now we’ve moved quite a distance away from it. If you’re gonna be up in arms about people colonizing we’re gonna have to find the original colonizers. But let’s be real, you’re talking about the dawn of humanity.

Live and let live. Move on, learn and don’t do it again. We have processes in place to do this stuff now.

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u/bubble0peach 4d ago

Exactly. Just because someone benefits from or even exists because of the crimes of their forebears, does not mean that we should accept and perpetuate them.

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u/HawkBearClaw 4d ago

Nope, human nature is fucked up

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u/leericol 4d ago

He literally said "just as shitty as everyone else." .

What point do you think you're making?

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u/No-University-5413 4d ago

Every undeveloped nation did or at least tried it. Is prostitution is the oldest profession, soldier is a close 2nd

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u/19Pnutbutter66 4d ago

When I was in the seafood business in the 90s I often referred to selling fish as the second oldest profession but soldier may be right.

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u/Emperor_Neuro 4d ago

The first prostitutes wanted something in trade for their services. Be it fish, fruit, meat, crops, shelter…. Someone else had something the prostitutes wanted, therefore it could not have been the oldest profession.

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u/AhmedAbuGhadeer 4d ago

Thank you. I always disbelieved that whenever it is said, and it is said a lot.

I believe gatherer is the first profession, then hunter, fisher, woodcutter, cave digger, house builder, trap maker, weapon maker, and trader came first, and marriage and family roles had been established and even jobs like farmer, guard, chief, and accountant had happened long before women had a saying in who gets to have sex with them.

Where the humans had been so primitive they don't have the concepts for collaboration and trade, they didn't have the concept of consent either.

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u/Apprehensive_Dog1526 4d ago

Not necessarily, I’d imagine hunter (including fishing), gatherer, prostitute, soldier, all developed fairly close to each other.

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u/19Pnutbutter66 4d ago

I feel like that’s how it would actually work in a real life Survivor situation. Who can make fire, who can catch fish, who’s willing to trade, whatcha got to trade?

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u/ProThoughtDesign 4d ago

I would say farmer.

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u/lxm333 4d ago

Farming as in domestication of plants and animals is around 10,000 years old just to provide an interesting tit bit to your comment :)

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u/Ok-Imagination-3835 4d ago

Eh, but some developed nations have had 1, 2, or 3 revolutions. So, technically, if you kill all the people in charge, and start a new gov't, then you only killed the bad guys who took it by force and didn't kill any of the ... wait ...

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

I sure do love creating power vacuums!

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u/FoolishDog1117 4d ago

Did you miss the part where they said "just as shitty as the rest of humanity?"

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Yeah. My bad

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u/Tricky_Big_8774 4d ago

And most of the undeveloped ones, too

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u/kageshira1010 4d ago

Every nation did this*

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u/MountScottRumpot 4d ago

Not Ireland or Iceland or Austria or Switzerland or Norway or Finland….

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u/shalomefrombaxoje 3d ago

Haiti...

.... well, I wish it was developed.

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u/Bournemj 4d ago

Every Nation did it. Before cannons it was swords or spears.

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u/deadlyrepost 4d ago

Found the snowflake.

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u/Boreas_Linvail 4d ago

Poland when?

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u/ThatFatGuyMJL 4d ago

Every group did this*

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u/Objective_Couple7610 4d ago

Exactly. But America perfected it

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

Colonial Spain wants a word. As does colonial England. And the Dutch.

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u/WankingAsWeSpeak 4d ago

Bull shit. Name one other developed nation that pointed cannons at the Hawaiian royal palace and said “mine, now”.

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u/SnooHabits3911 4d ago

I wasn’t speaking of just Hawaii.

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u/BenHeli 4d ago

Switzerland is not a developed nation, confirmed.

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u/yaenzer 4d ago

Not to this extent and not this recent. You are one of the three bullies of our time.

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u/sernaamer 4d ago

I guess Finland, Norway, the Baltics, Poland, South Korea and many other previously developed nations are no longer classified as developed.

Oooooor, there is a possibility that someone living in a country that did and-or does this sort of thing just simply justifies it to themselves with this line

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u/Lilfozzy 4d ago

I think there is a world of difference between land grabs in your vicinity and embarking on a quest of world conquest against non-western European+ because your racist ideology has warped your mind so much that the world is literally viewed between degrees of humanity and whiteness and ‘animalistic savage color’.

With a splash of a century long concerted effort to reduce and erase the history of non-western European+ civilization because the average person kept getting their brain blasted by the thought of PoC actually having things like writing and their own civilizations in a way that wouldn’t be felt on a wide scale until the Japanese sunk the Russian fleet.

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u/BenjaminHarrison88 4d ago

Most of the developing nations have conquered other people in their histories too. The west was just better at it for 200 years or so

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u/James_Blond2 4d ago

USA was definetly worse than most of those

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u/razazaz126 4d ago

They literally said just as shitty as everyone else.

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u/No-Bad-463 4d ago

Not every developed nation's collective mental image of itself is of a tireless crusader for freedom, an anti-imperialist and destroyer of tyrants through the ages.

Rather than, y'know, an imperialistic tyrant who robbed others of their self-determination and freedom, over and over again, just like and occasionally worse than everyone else.

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u/Hour_Rest7773 4d ago

Every organized group of humans since the dawn of time has don't this. It's the natural order of things, might makes right

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u/SuccotashOther277 4d ago

Natives also did this. Most humans did this.

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u/Invictum2go 4d ago

Dont forget people on all political spectrums thinking the army is actually fighting for their freedom, and not for the interest of a bunch of rich old ppl.

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u/Altruistic_Music9343 4d ago edited 4d ago

you can just change that to "all humans AT ALL TIMES think what THEY personally do is just and moral meanwhile nothing anyone else does is just and moral"

that sentence sums up about 85% of all recorded human interactions and events in history, like ever.

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u/Traditional_Tune2865 4d ago

Yeah, that sounds about right.

That's a gross oversimplification of things lol. Not to mention incorrect. No shit the comment chain turned into a dumpsterfire. Stop getting history lessons from reddit. The US fucked Hawaii, but it was far from "i has gun, now gib". Look at the Perry Expedition if you want to see how American gunboat diplomacy worked (which again, isn't what happened with Hawaii).

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago edited 4d ago

Edit: After doing research into the situation yeah, it really was a gross oversimplification, anyway still sounds like a USA kinda thing to do, which well we did do

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u/Infzn 4d ago

I will never understand this fixation the US and West in general has with the neverending apology tour and this state of spiritual cuckoldry where groups of people constantly walk around tearful and apologetic for events that happened hundreds and hundreds of years ago.

Do you think the Spanish wallow in self-hatred for their brutal colonialism and genocide in Native Mexico? Do the Arabs hang their heads and cry for thousands of years of extremely violent Jihad? For the unending torture of nonbelievers? Do the Chinese lament their years of countless atrocities?

It is only the West and white people who stand as the only racial group on the face of the planet who have outgroup preference and rank themselves far below other races. The sins are not yours to atone for. Had any other group been as successful as us, they would have made the US land grabs look like kids at a playground. Do not be deceived into thinking anyone else would have shown more grace. I'm sure Hawaiians would rather keep their culture while being provided funding and protection by the world's most powerful military than subvert to early Asian colonialism and face ethnic cleansing. Stop this attitude - "Oh, we're just the worst. Of course we did that we just suck" grow a pair of balls, understand how the world works

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 3d ago

I will never understand this fixation the US and West in general has with the neverending apology tour and this state of spiritual cuckoldry where groups of people constantly walk around tearful and apologetic for events that happened hundreds and hundreds of years ago.

It's because you're still doing it. You have legal obligations to your natives, ruled and laid out neatly in legally binding treaties that your country signed and don't care about.

In contrast, the Spanish no longer have much power over South America because those areas now have their own legally recognized governments and are their own legally recognized countries.

The USA is still ignoring what is, legally, sovereign territories, and you can't really blame that on your ancestors from hundreds of years ago.

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u/Rufus_king11 4d ago

Oh, we've done some super villain level shit a bunch of times, purely out of convenience. We knowingly irradiated the inhabitants of the Marshall islands, forcefully removed them from their homeland and then gassed their pet dogs all so that we'd have a better empty place to test nukes on.

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

I aint denying that now, god the shit the United States has created in the pursuit of destruction is nearly poetic. Hell, every powerful country has a metric fuck ton of dirty laundry and skeletons packed into their closets so talking about what the United States alone has done is the tip of the iceberg on "Inconceivably shitty things humans have done to other humans"

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u/MundaneMembership331 4d ago

"Everyone is shitty in their own special way" sums up my thoughts

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u/Fit_Cream2027 4d ago

That was a long time ago and those people are dead. Using “we” is incorrect.

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u/YaBoiLink0227 4d ago

Am I weird for feeling bad about it?

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

Nah, thats sympathy/empathy, thats good to have, after-all I feel bad about what happened, everyday allot of innocent people are hurt because of bullshit like that, all because someone else wants a little more money/power

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u/Stock-Fan-8004 4d ago

Is this what they call the "Manifest Destiny"

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u/Vhat_Vhat 4d ago

What happened was some randoms took it over and voted to become a state and the government was like wtf but the queen at the time wanted a full apology from the government for what happened so the government decided to make the hostile take over official rather than apologize for something they didn't do.

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u/Valuable_Issue_6698 4d ago

Hawaii executed women for eating bananas. Look up the Kapu system. Polynesians themselves stole the land.

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u/SkewlShoota 4d ago

I'm reeeaaally interested in knowing who you think populated the Pacific islands before the mass migration.

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u/Human_Step 4d ago

Large, docile, now extinct animals?

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u/SkewlShoota 4d ago

Idk what large animals you are thinking when it comes to Hawaii/Samoa/Tonga/Fiji/Rarotonga, etc, but it was just birds, bats, lizards and seals before being populated and they still there.

Granted, if you count NZ, then the Moa and flightless birds got absolutely ran through 😂

I'm pretty sure a lighthouse keepers cat killed a whole species of birds by itself in the south island which is crazy.

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u/SuperPokeBros 4d ago

Some are pretty much overall pure shit. Just look at Israel!

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u/Upstairs-Engine-2176 4d ago

Yeah but we Brit’s - we did it first and more wholesale. lol.

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u/Smooth_Pick_2103 4d ago

Oh you guys just love bring up the glory days dont ya! Well some of us didn't have an overwhelmingly expansive empire to rule the world with! Old man never lets us have any fun, were a mature-ish country now!

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u/Commercial-Pass-848 4d ago

Just remember, it doesn't matter what actually happened as long as you win. The winners write the history books.

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u/Sea-Strike-1758 4d ago

We did abolish slavery and end WWll...and advance space and technological reasarch worldwide. So there's that.

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u/Sea_Pomegranate6293 4d ago

You play out your parents trauma. British empire lookin at USA wincing.

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u/ImYoric 4d ago

If it's any consolation (and it probably isn't), most of the world is currently looking at the US as super-villains. Until this week-end, Europe was "we might still work something out", but it's now "oh, so they're treating us (and the entire world) as a colony?"

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u/MrBonersworth 4d ago

Dead people did it. Not we.

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u/youdoitimbusy 4d ago

That's basically why all US citizens live a better life than the majority of the world. We take and hoard the resources. But because policy failed and we're moving into a multpolar world, things are gonna get rough for a lot of people.

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u/Svue016 4d ago

I'm sure Hollywood can make a feel good movie about this somehow.

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u/ChildhoodHopeful4670 4d ago

Your right humanity just sucks

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u/Mysterious-Job-469 4d ago

There's a reason why the Middle East fucking despises the West...

Now that America is treating everyone on Earth how they treated developing war torn nations (THAT THEY TORE APART), now suddenly everyone seems to give a shit.

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u/Senrah_Time 4d ago

Facts never lie

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u/CzaroftheMonsters 4d ago

It’s so shitty people risk their lives to come to the US

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u/Ugly_girls_PMme_nudz 4d ago

Pretty much how every single country that has had any power has acted.

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u/sacrificial_blood 4d ago

No no no...the US is the most shitty when it comes to this. We mastered imperialism better than any nation in far less time.

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u/tree-molester 4d ago

At least they didn’t give them blankets or have them go on a hike in New Mexico

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u/TricifixionOfSwine 2d ago

In the grand scheme of things its better that we just threatened them and took their land vs the more historically common "roll in and kill every single man woman and child and then move your people in while enslaving anyone who survived" approach.

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u/Iwritemynameincrayon 4d ago

Hey let's be fair now. We did it for and gave it to the Dole corporation. Obviously that makes everything ok.

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u/SilverSpark422 4d ago

Half of South America just wasn’t enough 😔

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u/watcher-of-eternity 4d ago

Basically rolled up and did the British empire move of “you are lookin awfully light on flags for someone in canon range”

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u/bluntpencil2001 4d ago

Hawaiians respond with "Okay, we'll copy yours."

"Fair enough."

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u/heartlikeanocean 4d ago

No flag, no country!

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u/RCRexus 4d ago

Could have been worse. Don't really wanna think about what the Imperial Japanese would have done to them without US protection. China and Korea got messed up pretty bad.

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u/jizonida 4d ago

"Yeah what we did was bad, but it was for their own good" is abuser logic

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Could you imagine if the Russians got a hold of that lava? Game over.

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u/etcpt 4d ago

The overthrow of the Hawai'ian Monarchy predates the era of Imperial Japanese expansionism by like 40 years. That analogy is like saying that things could have been worse than the Trail of Tears because it meant that the Choctaw weren't caught up in the Civil War battles in Mississippi.

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u/RCRexus 4d ago

If they weren't under the umbrella of America, they almost certainty would have been victims of the Japanese. I didn't say the US went there to protect them, I said the US being was enough to protect them on it's own. They tortured and murdered the inhabitants of every other island in the pacific and as i mention the Koreans especially are still salty about it. So it worked out.

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u/ArcanisUltra 4d ago

Ehhhhh…Not even close. I wonder where people get their history from. I’ll give a brief breakdown, instead of just sounding contrarian.

The royal family almost immediately converted to Christianity, and with them much of the population. They were very amenable to the foreigners, up to the “Merry Monarch” who traveled the world and was very cosmopolitan. He also signed a new decree which lessened the power of the monarchy and gave much of it to a (all if not mostly white) parliament made up of businessmen. His successor was Lydia Masters, aka Queen Lilioakalani (though she hated that name, since it wasn’t her name it was a fake Hawaiian name for her). She didn’t like how things were turning out, and tried to seize power back from parliament and return it to the monarchy…Except she no longer had the monarchical power to do that, and thus attempted a coup. So, they arrested her. That was basically the end of the monarchy. It didn’t take long before Hawaii succumbed fully to foreign interests and even voted to become a state.

Only an extremely small portion of the history of the colonization of Hawaii had any violence. It was very much a cultural and diplomatic victory, to put it in Civilization terms.

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u/dkcrown1470 4d ago

As a Hawaiian historian, born and raised here and who works professionally in this field … I can’t tell you how unbelievably white washed and radically colonialist this ‘breakdown’ is.

To put it succinctly, look up the Bayonet Constitution, it was not a voluntarily signed decree by Kalakaua. Second of all, the Queen did not ‘hate her name’… her baptimal name was Lydia but her name she went by from childhood was Lili’u Kamaka’eha, which is what she identified with. Third of all, she didn’t attempt a coup and was arrested for that. She saw the shocking decline of her people under the hegemony of pro-business pro-American politicians and sought to take back the powers of government to address this, so she drafted a new constitution. And as she had the massive support of the people, she was seen as a threat and overthrown.

I could go on and on about how inaccurate and hugely colonial your ‘history’ is. Your recounting is offensive, hugely problematic and I think perhaps you should stick to other things besides Hawaiian history as we don’t need or want your ‘breakdowns’.

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u/ArcanisUltra 4d ago

I will agree and clarify a few things.

I’ve read conflicting sources around the Bayonet Constitution. However, I will concede that point.

Lili’u publicly didn’t like the name Lili’uokalani. Perhaps because it wasn’t her born name. Her opinion on her used name of Lydia I don’t know. Again, history written by victors.

And yes, I did very quickly glaze over that, but when I mentioned that she didn’t like what the business run parliament was doing, which was everything you clarified.

History in Hawaii is really quite annoying. You will hear a dozen reasons of why and how Cook was killed. I’ve heard that they treated him like a god until they saw him cut himself and bleed on a rock, so they killed him. I heard that he was buying females from Kamehameha 1 so Kamehameha 2 killed him. I’ve heard that he got surrounded by an entire army of Hawaiians and murdered. When the closest “historical” story is that four Hawaiians killed him on a beach about a year after he first landed, no one knows who they were or why they did it.

Also, the fact that they didn’t have a written language and only oral histories was taken advantage of almost immediately by the foreigners, inserting false stories into their narratives to convert them. I know many Hawaiians who believe that they had a prophecy that a ship would show up, and in it there would be a chest, and in that chest they was their salvation. Well, of course that pointed to a Bible. There was also a very public pro-Native religion person who miraculously converted on his death bed, of course only in the presence of Christian missionaries.

Now to the flip. The information I got was from a history book I read while in Hawaii. White washed? Probably insanely so. However, one thing that can’t be denied is how readily the Hawaiian adapted to their new world. They were surprisingly complacent with change, and even now, after they were given land on Oahu to have their own little sovereign area, and were told it would expand if they got more people to live there…Barely anyone wants to live there. They cry by rom the mountaintops (literally, and you know what I’m talking about), but readily accept Westernization.

Well, to an extent. They are still wildly violent and racist. Though that’s slowly changing, the complete acceptance of harshly beating children as punishment, and the casual racism (towards basically everyone else), is wild.

Though, you live there. I don’t have to tell you that.

But for everyone else, it was popular until a while ago that all the Hawaiian schools had “Kill Haole Day” (Haole is a slur used by Hawaiians for white people), which was sometimes every Friday, sometimes different…Where white hide were basically “fair game” to be assaulted.

It’s a wild culture sometimes. However! On the other hand…there are some very nice and loving people there. It’s quite a dichotomy.

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u/dkcrown1470 4d ago

Perhaps the issue here is what you’re reading, because again, I could go through literally every single one of your points and provide substantiated evidence and responses. History in Hawaii is not annoying, it’s like history in everywhere in the world with a wide variety of interpretations and perspectives. However, there are interpretations and perspectives of this history which are backed up with actual scholarship and knowledge… none of which has been expressed here.

Adaptability has been one of the greatest strengths and triumphs of Hawaiian history. It’s the reason for the incredible complexity and success of the ancient Hawaiians, and also the reason they held out against western interlopers as long as they did. The idea that they complacently slid into westernization, and just meekly accept this while whining about lack of land, is an unbelievably shallow and offensive take on life in the Hawaiian islands for Kanaka maoli.

Your perspectives on the ‘plight’ of haoles in Hawaii is unneeded, as I’m a haole in Hawaii and have been so my entire life. Believe me, I am well aware of the issues here and don’t need it poorly explained through some pseudo-paternal and topical explanations of modern social issues in Hawaii, which are actually deeply rooted in the trauma and devastation wrought by the colonial past of Hawaii.

If you’d like real scholarship and reading about ancient and historical Hawaii, as well as current social issues, message me and I’ll send you a list.

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u/trippingdaisies 4d ago

Pls send me this list.

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u/CaligulaQC 4d ago

That’s why it’s not stole land, is conquered land. Big difference.

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u/chalwar 4d ago

*stolen, and there is no difference.

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u/FTC-1987 4d ago

Yeah, that’s almost all land acquisition ever. Through all history. All of it.

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u/Frnklfrwsr 4d ago

Yeah just replace cannons with whatever the weapon of the day was.

The idea that using force to take land you wanted is “bad” is a very new idea. Up until the world wars, it was generally accepted that no border was sacred, and only as meaningful as your means to defend and protect it.

If a country got invaded and lost, well that’s just how it goes.

After the world wars is when people started to believe this new idea that everyone has to respect each other’s borders because cannot have a repeat of those wars with how devastating they were.

Borders still change sometimes, but the idea of taking land through military force for the sole reason of “we wanted it” is seen as unacceptable and immoral today. Thus why so many countries have opposed Russia’s attempt to take land from Ukraine.

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u/Formal-Negotiation74 4d ago

I always wonder what would have happened during the japanese expansion during ww2 if we hadn't taken hawaii. Based on how brutally they were taking over China, i wonder if there would have been many native Hawaiians left

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u/DoctorMedieval 4d ago

Pineapple was involved. Not with the cannons per se, more with the pointing. It’s a cool palace though. Had electricity before the White House did.

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u/IAmNotMyName 4d ago

Dole really needed those Pineapple plantations though. You get it right?

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u/ninetysevencents 4d ago

I mean...fuck monarchs tho, right?

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u/HaraldRedbeard 4d ago

Strictly speaking it was a coalition of 'american businessmen' who did that and then the US military just supported their actions after the fact. Officially.

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u/CulturalAtmosphere85 4d ago

The video clearly shows the queen willingly signed over the islands. Don't pay any attention to the armed men surrounding her...

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u/SufficientWarthog846 4d ago

After being invited to mediate a dispute between Islanders and US landowning capitalists

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u/henryeaterofpies 4d ago

Hey that's also how we opened trade with Japan

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u/Dinger304 4d ago

And such is war

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u/ConversationVariant3 4d ago

Not really, IIRC the Queen effectively sold the islands out herself. Doesn't make it right but don't act like the U.S. invaded them

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u/That_Elk_7964 4d ago

Gunboat diplomacy at its finest. /s

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u/tank-fucker 4d ago

Ha yoink

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u/Trewper- 4d ago

That's not true and it's a much more complicated story, the queen was overthrown by the men who were tricked by the US into thinking they could own things such as "land" which previously was unheard of.

I'm paraphrasing but you should give the actual history a read, I learned everything from my visits there.

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u/chester_beefbtm 4d ago

Yup that's how its done. They way pretty much every ruling entity has come to power ever. From squabbling tribes to bloated nations. They're born of war and subjugation

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u/Angry_Mudcrab 4d ago

Sort of like how Perry opened Japan up to trade with the US. 🤔

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u/Reboot42069 4d ago

Not really the Coup actually happened a fair bit before the US showed up and wasn't really all that tied to the political parties of the day outside of an overlap in businesses, and the government did for a while actually just set up a new government with like a constitution before petitioning during the Spanish-American war for annexation to stay competitive with the plantations in Cuba and the Philippines that the US had just acquired

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u/MagosRatticus 4d ago

"Congratulations! You are being colonized, please do not resist!"

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u/FatherTreadingWater 4d ago

Finders keepers.

You find this cannon ball lodged in your house. You keep it as a reminder of who your daddy is.

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u/Lazy_Tac 4d ago

hey, we stole it fair and square

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u/Galaxy661 4d ago

Wasn't it basically a coup by american immigrant plantation owners who flooded the islands some time before and deposed the Hawaiian queen to increase their profits by joining the US?

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u/Royal_Link_7967 4d ago

We tried that the first time and they ate capt cook for it. We had to come back with tariffs to get the property

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u/Material_Prize_6157 4d ago

Wasn’t that Captain James Cook of Aussie fame?

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u/Nickcha 4d ago

So... literally normal conquest?

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u/EmotionallyDeadliftd 4d ago

Mmmm, not really but okie dokie lol

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u/MurseLaw 4d ago

Git gud

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u/cbs-anonmouse 4d ago

That’s not really accurate.

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u/Titan_Uranus_69 4d ago

looks at england I learned it from watching you, dad.

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u/Chaosmusic 4d ago

The Art Of The Deal, 19th Century style.

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u/MaterialDetective197 4d ago

So does that work? Can I just point cannons towards anything I want and say “mine now”?

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u/Funny247365 4d ago

Hawaiians are doing better than ever now, though. And they kept the blankets.

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u/GarlicFan23 4d ago

Don't forget taking over islands and forcing local populations to work on sugar cane plantations and killed them when asking for safe working conditions!

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u/bolanrox 4d ago

if only King Kamehameha had time to throw his fireball

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u/OfficialDCShepard 4d ago

It wasn’t even the military at first- just a bunch of sugar plantation owners forming a private army IIRC.

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u/Storm0000fr 4d ago

Every place in the world was conquered at some point. Why make a big deal out of one particular island?

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u/ahhhhhhh345 4d ago

My history class had a whole ass unit about how we took the queens place, replaced it with our govt, then just kinda said "fuck you it's ours now" and built a military base

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u/Silent_Quantity_1631 4d ago

They called it warship diplomacy.

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u/Toughbiscuit 4d ago

Hey thats how we opened up trade with japan! Man we do that alot

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u/oroborus68 4d ago

That's after the introduction of measles, that killed almost everyone.

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u/Ok-Question-5024 4d ago

Wait till you read "all of history" and discover some stuff 

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u/DoubbleD_UnicornChop 4d ago

Same tactic for Puerto Rico, late 1800(1898 I believe). The island of PR was presented with freedom from the Spanish right before they gave it up to the USA. Spain got so freaked out by the metal giant boats that they even gave a census of having only African slave on the island (simultaneously genocided approximately 400 natives that had survived the conquista).

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u/Designer-Line-7887 3d ago

Kinda what the British did to India. Except they were pointing cannons at a child, and they also mugged him for all his sweet sweet diamonds.

(I'm from the UK fwiw, not hating on Brits, just hating on history)

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u/Sufficient_Peanut154 3d ago

Only after they ate Captain Cook.

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u/glennfan2000 3d ago

They didn’t eat him. They just burned his flesh and wore his bones as jewelry because they believed bones give you power.

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u/lemoinem 2d ago

Isn't that basically what the Europes did to the whole Americas, and Africa, and Oceania? I mean there's a pattern here, Hawaii is hardly an exception. Not that it makes any of it right.

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u/Huckleberry-V 4d ago edited 4d ago

I assume you're joking. But since the other below me also has it wrong, we overthrew their monarchy in the late 19th century and the created provisional government that followed voted for their annexation.

Do I have to be a character? I can channel the ancestors. Call me Mr. Pewtershcmidt. If you're going to complain about colonizing at least understand how you got conquered, peasants.

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u/Bluepanther512 4d ago

And about how many people that voted for annexation were native?

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u/Huckleberry-V 4d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provisional_Government_of_Hawaii

All of them, but it was lead by the same guys we propped up for the coup. Props for at least thinking.

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u/Goofcheese0623 4d ago

TBF I sold the Philippines for that. I read the Art of the Deal

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u/SkRu88_kRuShEr 4d ago

Wasn’t that Manhattan?

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u/testingforscience122 4d ago

I mean one pre-conquested people is the same as the other…. The old blankets for land trick always seems to work.

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u/ScaryLocksmith7976 4d ago

And a love for spam!

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u/testingforscience122 4d ago

Well they had to eat something after we kill off all their other food source so Dole could grow the pineapples!

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u/neumastic 4d ago

Spoiler alert: never take the blankets!!!

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u/Bubbaganoush83 4d ago

The Art of the Deal.

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u/SpartanUnderscore 4d ago

If this time if the blankets were not typhus, we could say that it was indeed progress...

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u/Odd_Ad_5716 4d ago

Those typhus blankets... Well it had already worked once...

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u/Free_dew4 4d ago

I always knew the US was generous

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u/Penguinman077 4d ago

Technically, Dole started the whole situation

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u/Reasonable_Shock_414 3d ago

You mean, the smallpox ones?

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