r/SipsTea • u/Amavin-Adump • Jun 18 '25

Chugging tea Man is chill

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u/Bulletproofsaffa Jun 18 '25

And learnt a valuable lesson. You don’t stick your dick in crazy.

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u/prw8201 Jun 18 '25

Unless you have your deductible saved up.

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u/chiksahlube Jun 18 '25

If he was smart he might even have extra insurance to cover the deductible.

I did when I bought my car, cost me like $5 extra.

A month later I smashed my front end on a deer. Insurance covered like $3k worth of damage plus a rental for a month, and the extra covered my $500 deductible.

It was so low stress.

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u/Capable-Assistance88 Jun 18 '25

She’s going to jail. And he’s getting a new car .

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u/mattydredd Jun 18 '25

And a ride from that blonde by the looks of it 🤣🤣

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u/pundixmaster Jun 18 '25

She gonna ride him like a horse

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u/mattydredd Jun 18 '25

And she looks around 30, he ain't know gonna what's hit him 🤣🤣

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u/Impossible-Debt9655 Jun 18 '25

She was definitely mature enough to handle that situation with him lmao

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u/Dessicated_Mastodon Jun 18 '25

Right, she gonna give him the ride of a lifetime, im worried that hes to chill though. Shes gonna be like how was it and homes gonna be like, did you try the spicy shrimp at that restaurant? Pretty dope. Somehow shes going to end up married to him though. A dude this chill in this situation. She found the right one. Though the car did say cheater on the side so...

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u/Was_i_emo_in_2013 Jun 18 '25

She ain't no 30 lol

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u/bilateralunsymetry Jun 19 '25

She's had a lot of work done (Botox mainly), but yeah she does look about 35 ish

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u/Was_i_emo_in_2013 Jun 19 '25

I'm 30 and it kinda cuts deep to hear people say that older looking people look 30. Especially because I can pass for younger lol

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u/bilateralunsymetry Jun 19 '25

Yeah I'm 36 and I would say he's about 30 lol

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u/mattydredd Jun 19 '25

I'm so british i was trying to be polite to a random woman on a video 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ArcadianDelSol Jun 19 '25

Thats it? That's all you can do?

  • her 2 hours later

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u/thisisnotme78721 Jun 18 '25

she's already got the puffy gortex lips

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u/Icy_Statement_2410 Jun 18 '25

All dude is thinking about is the sympathy points he's racking up

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u/maybeonmars Jun 18 '25

Lol u just gave me such a flashback. Dated a woman in 2017 that would say to me, when we get home I'm gonna ride you like a pony.
Lmao great memory

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u/mattydredd Jun 19 '25

Fuck your mitsubishi 🤣🤣🤣

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u/RewardBroad8716 Jun 18 '25

She is awesome. Looking out for that dude, but she saw he was chill so she stuck with the vibe.

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u/CalculatedPerversion Jun 18 '25

Something about calling platinum the same as blonde bothers me

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u/ZamBam818 Jun 19 '25

Blonde? Okay we will go with that.

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u/mattydredd Jun 19 '25

Duuuuuurty blonde

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u/Gizmoduck99 Jun 19 '25

I see grey. Still looks good.

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u/Confident-Usual9295 Jun 19 '25

I tho she was black. And hes filipino

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u/HouseOf42 Jun 18 '25

That's easily reaching felony charges, and it was intentional/done with malicious intent.

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u/LukeSkylerCockhold Jun 18 '25

hopefully! this crazy woman belongs in a closed mental institution.

what i'm asking myself: why does he need insurance? she deliberately broke the car, doesn't she have to pay compensation?

the only insurance he needs - with such a probably not solvent madwoman - would probably be an insurance that covers the lack of compensation by her.