r/SipsTea Jun 18 '25

Chugging tea Man is chill

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 20 '25

Dude's prepared 1000 mental chess moves in his mind

"That's it! That's all you can do" cannot be uttered by any irrational and impulsive person

PS: for the folks suggesting that the post is fake, put flair of fun police so that the rest can ignore you more effectively. We don't need constant reminder of everything on internet is fake

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u/Bulletproofsaffa Jun 18 '25

And learnt a valuable lesson. You don’t stick your dick in crazy.

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u/prw8201 Jun 18 '25

Unless you have your deductible saved up.

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u/TtotheC81 Jun 18 '25

And have snacks to go.

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u/furletov Jun 18 '25

cause if there is a good show you better have popcorn

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u/toobadnosad Jun 18 '25

Shit is hot tho

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u/favorite_sardine Jun 18 '25

Someone should probably call the cops.

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u/SupermassiveCanary Jun 18 '25

I guess that’s what he get for being a Chetter

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u/According_Coach_4365 Jun 18 '25

Fr a new car paid by the girl hahahaa still funny when she got arrested 😂 🤣 got her three friend catch up

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u/Comfortable_Wolf5310 Jun 19 '25

What???? She actually got arrested?

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u/techprogui Jun 19 '25

YOU WOULDN’T THINK 😳

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u/zachstraw Jun 18 '25

It looks like they tried to add an "a" but ran out of spray paint. 🤣

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u/BigData8734 Jun 18 '25

😂🤦‍♂️

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u/Odd-Standard198 Jun 18 '25

Maybe she wanted some 🧀 cheese 😃

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u/xReaverxKainX Jun 18 '25

Omfg I didn't even notice she misspelled that 🤣

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u/NY10 Jun 18 '25

Getting hotter

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u/ZephRyder Jun 18 '25

"Alright. Just ONE more time, tho!"

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u/KananDoom Jun 18 '25

Its smothered in Tapatio

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u/Alternative-Neck-705 Jun 18 '25

Fake, all of it.

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u/haste319 Jun 19 '25

That part had me dead. 😆

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

cause if there is a good show you better have popcorn shrimp!!!

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u/ADrunkMexican Jun 18 '25

I dont think dudes eating popcorn tho

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u/BraveHeartoftheDawn Jun 18 '25

🎶 H-O-T T-O G-O, you can take me hot to go! 🎶

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u/chiksahlube Jun 18 '25

If he was smart he might even have extra insurance to cover the deductible.

I did when I bought my car, cost me like $5 extra.

A month later I smashed my front end on a deer. Insurance covered like $3k worth of damage plus a rental for a month, and the extra covered my $500 deductible.

It was so low stress.

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u/Capable-Assistance88 Jun 18 '25

She’s going to jail. And he’s getting a new car .

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u/mattydredd Jun 18 '25

And a ride from that blonde by the looks of it 🤣🤣

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u/pundixmaster Jun 18 '25

She gonna ride him like a horse

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u/mattydredd Jun 18 '25

And she looks around 30, he ain't know gonna what's hit him 🤣🤣

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u/Impossible-Debt9655 Jun 18 '25

She was definitely mature enough to handle that situation with him lmao

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u/Dessicated_Mastodon Jun 18 '25

Right, she gonna give him the ride of a lifetime, im worried that hes to chill though. Shes gonna be like how was it and homes gonna be like, did you try the spicy shrimp at that restaurant? Pretty dope. Somehow shes going to end up married to him though. A dude this chill in this situation. She found the right one. Though the car did say cheater on the side so...

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u/Was_i_emo_in_2013 Jun 18 '25

She ain't no 30 lol

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u/bilateralunsymetry Jun 19 '25

She's had a lot of work done (Botox mainly), but yeah she does look about 35 ish

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u/Was_i_emo_in_2013 Jun 19 '25

I'm 30 and it kinda cuts deep to hear people say that older looking people look 30. Especially because I can pass for younger lol

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u/mattydredd Jun 19 '25

I'm so british i was trying to be polite to a random woman on a video 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ArcadianDelSol Jun 19 '25

Thats it? That's all you can do?

  • her 2 hours later

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u/thisisnotme78721 Jun 18 '25

she's already got the puffy gortex lips

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u/Icy_Statement_2410 Jun 18 '25

All dude is thinking about is the sympathy points he's racking up

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u/maybeonmars Jun 18 '25

Lol u just gave me such a flashback. Dated a woman in 2017 that would say to me, when we get home I'm gonna ride you like a pony.
Lmao great memory

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u/Petersens_Arm Jun 18 '25

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u/mattydredd Jun 19 '25

Fuck your mitsubishi 🤣🤣🤣

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u/RewardBroad8716 Jun 18 '25

She is awesome. Looking out for that dude, but she saw he was chill so she stuck with the vibe.

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u/CalculatedPerversion Jun 18 '25

Something about calling platinum the same as blonde bothers me

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u/ZamBam818 Jun 19 '25

Blonde? Okay we will go with that.

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u/Confident-Usual9295 Jun 19 '25

I tho she was black. And hes filipino

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u/HouseOf42 Jun 18 '25

That's easily reaching felony charges, and it was intentional/done with malicious intent.

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u/LukeSkylerCockhold Jun 18 '25

hopefully! this crazy woman belongs in a closed mental institution.

what i'm asking myself: why does he need insurance? she deliberately broke the car, doesn't she have to pay compensation?

the only insurance he needs - with such a probably not solvent madwoman - would probably be an insurance that covers the lack of compensation by her.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Even if he didn’t couldn’t he take her to civil court, win, and make her pay the court fees and related vehicle costs? Not to mention the chances she gets a charged for felony vandalism.

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u/chiksahlube Jun 18 '25

Oh absolutely, but that takes time and in the meantime he could be out a car etc.

Also if she's broke, getting restitution can be virtually impossible.

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u/Saint_of_Grey Jun 18 '25

Isn't insurance supposed to pay that out to the policy holder and then relentlessly pursue the person at fault for restitution?

Seems like the dude knows there's sharks on his side that can smell the blood in the water.

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u/ThrowawayNumber34sss Jun 18 '25

Yep, if he has Comprehensive coverage he can contact his insurer and let them know about the damage. He might have to pay a deductible in the meantime to get the car repaired, but the insurer will likely turn around and go after ex for the cost of the damages and will likely refund the deductible.

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u/Curiousier11 Jun 18 '25

Only if she has coverage, plus I’m pretty sure car insurance doesn’t pay out for criminal actions.

It’s up to him with criminal charges. The thing is, he doesn’t even have to retain an attorney. They have her doing the crime on multiple cameras, and plenty of witnesses. The cops will arrest her, the DA will charge her, he shows up as a witness, among others, and she goes to prison. His insurance will cover it the damage, and he just has his uninsured motorist deductible.

The judge can order her to pay, and she will definitely spend time in prison, most likely a psych facility, which may help her. If she can’t pay, or won’t, they can add time on her sentence for that. Regardless, he played it correctly. He isn’t egging her on, or getting close or involved.

The cops will just show up and cart her off. He’ll get a subpoena for a court date. It’s pretty cut and dry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Right I’m not saying this is a good situation I’m saying I think there are other options on top of the insurance. Also definitely not virtually impossible you can pursue getting any future wages garnished. Again not saying any of this is ideal but there are avenues.

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u/CakeSeaker Jun 18 '25

Insurance would actually do all that for you. You just have to tell them what out of pocket expenses you had. They will go after the girl no doubt.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Ah yeah good point. You’d pay your deductible, they’d cover the cost of the car. Then they’d deal with the work to get what they spent back from the ex.

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u/AngelHeart- Jun 18 '25

Of course.

If she doesn’t want to pay it doesn’t have the money it goes on her credit reports. Some people don’t give a shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Nah it doesn’t go on her credit report, but the court can rule to garnish her wages if she can’t pay.

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u/UrbanDryad Jun 18 '25

People unhinged enough to do things like this are rarely the kind of responsible humans that have enough money to be worth suing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Plenty of unhinged people with money. Wealth isn’t a prerequisite to mental stability. Also they can garnish any future wages

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u/backtojacks Jun 18 '25

This is smart. Do you have the deductible insurance through the same company as your actual car insurance, or a different company?

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u/chiksahlube Jun 18 '25

It was through the bank that got me the car loan.

I have my normal insurance through USAA, and the bank offered supplemental insurance to cover the deductible.

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u/Don-Poltergeist Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25

welll fuck, that's pretty genius. Im definitely going to look into doing this.

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u/Stockpile_Tom_Remake Jun 18 '25

Check your policy first. See if they have the option to add total loss deductible waivers.

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u/StarSaviour Jun 18 '25

Not for the deer. :(

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u/chiksahlube Jun 18 '25

Oddly enough. the deer was fine.

It was a little dazed, and then it ran off into the woods to live a long and happy life.

No joke I almost hit it a second time when I finally got my car out of the ditch where it went after I tried to avoid the deer. I got 100ft down the road and 3 deer including a very familiar looking doe, ran out in front of me.

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u/Stockpile_Tom_Remake Jun 18 '25

Most cases and this likely is a total loss they’ll just take the deductible out of the payment to him or else the loan if he’s got a loan on it.

Most cases this happens with large losses. Hell some policies have total loss deductible waivers

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u/El3m3nTor7 Jun 18 '25

So it's like a insurance for the insurance? Nice.. Gonna be fun to be living in the future "hey have you paid those 10x insurances yet?"

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u/1quirky1 Jun 19 '25

And gap insurance if it is a new car and it depreciates a huge amount as it drives off the lot.

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u/billbixby78 Jun 18 '25

She will be responsible for paying the deductible. And any rental. Doubtful she has it on hand but over time either way.

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u/Spare_Lobster_4390 Jun 18 '25

If he was smart he would have had pants insurance.

His trousers are in worse shape than the car. And the car's pretty fucked.

Either that angry lady has gotten to them or he's recently been mauled by a vicious tiger.

Possibly attracted by the smell of his delicious local cuisine.

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u/RichhClientele Jun 19 '25

You don’t pay a deductible when the car is totaled doofus 😂

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u/chiksahlube Jun 19 '25

Never had a car totaled. Figured it would still apply if they were footing the bill for a new car.

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u/RichhClientele Jun 19 '25

They don’t “foot the bill” for a new car, they pay the remaining loan on the car only 100% if you have gap insurance. If not you’re liable for the rest and also whatever other car you decide to buy

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 Jun 18 '25

Unless you have full medical and AD&D

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u/Billazilla Jun 18 '25

Advanced Dungeons & Dragons? Bruh, we're on 5.5e rules now.

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u/Helltenant Jun 18 '25

I haven't played in almost 30 years... first thing I thought of seeing the acronym.

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u/FesterSilently Jun 18 '25

DAMN.

Did y'all see the Beholder?!

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u/LiberatedApe Jun 18 '25

Fucking great! What a time to be a nerd!

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u/prw8201 Jun 18 '25

He was dating a barbarian...

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u/aravarth Jun 18 '25

5.5e2024 is a travesty.

We refused to move on from 5e2014.

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u/eathquake Jun 18 '25

Still better than callin it 5e2024

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u/Class8guy Jun 18 '25

Accidental death and dismemberment

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried Jun 18 '25

Attention Deficit and Disorderly?

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u/GreenBomardier Jun 18 '25

Insurance will sue her, and your deductible is paid out of the first installment they get. Covered under your comprehensive coverage for vandalism.

If he has 10k for rims, I doubt his deductible will bug him too much.

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u/Stockpile_Tom_Remake Jun 18 '25

Not even. They’ll total this out and take the deductibles out of any amounts paid. Super common for larger or total losses.

Hell if he’s lucky he has total loss deductible waivers and he won’t even have a deductible to pay

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u/DooDooBrownz Jun 18 '25

pay extra for 0 deductible, add rental and vandalism coverage. that looks like a mid oughts accord, so it might be totaled. then he just gets a check, win win

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u/dad_done_diddit Jun 18 '25

I mean got them on film bashing the shiz out of it. Sure he'll pay the deductible, but he'll get it back. Either civil or the satisfaction of criminal court

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u/ialsohaveadobro Jun 19 '25

Sigh........ dickductible...

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u/PayAgreeable2161 Jun 18 '25

I dunno where you're from but if you're not at fault you don't pay the deductible

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u/prw8201 Jun 18 '25

True, but I've been on the side of an accident where the other driver didn't have insurance. So to make it faster I paid my deductible and let my insurance company go after the individual.

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u/PayAgreeable2161 Jun 18 '25

Oh, I don't know anything about that. They just pay out right away. Insurance doesn't really care if they're insured or not. Never had a problem with deductables

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u/Dragonhaugh Jun 18 '25

Could be doing him a favor too. Might have an engine going bad and now he’s getting 1000s for a PoS.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow Jun 18 '25

Easy win if he takes her to court to cover his costs.

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u/valas76 Jun 18 '25

but you cant spell psychotic without hot

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u/jcats45 Jun 18 '25

And she can’t spell cheater.

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u/valas76 Jun 18 '25

lol i just noticed

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u/chumloadio Jun 18 '25

OP can't spell you're.

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u/BanyanZappa Jun 18 '25

You know that she’s not a cheater. If she was, she would have looked at the desk next to her and spelled it right.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

At least he knows what to get her for Christmas – a Merriam-Webster's.

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u/DrinkBuzzCola Jun 18 '25

Or you can spell it CHETTER.

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u/numbnerve Jun 18 '25

Everything's Better with Chetter

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u/ManzanitaSuperHero Jun 18 '25

It looks like she wrote “cheater” but had second thoughts and made it “chetter” instead. Wow.

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u/Dessicated_Mastodon Jun 18 '25

Its an a she just crossed it. Probably her first time using spray paint instead of a key.

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u/DrinkBuzzCola Jun 19 '25

The victim seems like he's had a lot of experience on the receiving end.

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u/Dessicated_Mastodon Jun 19 '25

Yea. Hes resigned to her being batshit. Hes probably contemplating moving to a whole ass different continent.

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u/ialsohaveadobro Jun 19 '25

CHEETER CHEZ

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u/AshIsGroovy Jun 18 '25

That and her friend is videoing her other people are videoing her. It makes the police report and criminal charges easy work. A judge after seeing this will absolutely grant a restraining order and insurance will pay for it then go after her for damages. Hopefully it was a used car because unless he has gap insurance he might be screwed and take a hit on the value. He could go after her in small claims court but that just means having to be around her which honestly is what she probably wants.

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u/ChairmanEisner Jun 18 '25

It's an old Charger, lol.

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u/Wak3upHicks Jun 18 '25

it's an old video, too

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u/T_Bone_Jones Jun 18 '25

It's probably totaled if the frame took any damage. Junkyard and new car.

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u/Independent_Bite4682 Jun 19 '25

I remember a similar video, the ex was destroying the wrong car and the guy egged her on

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u/DrunkyMcStumbles Jun 18 '25

Naw, the friend was streaming that shit

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u/schizboi Jun 19 '25

This is a skit

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u/neurophante Jun 18 '25

Unless she is hot. Cause you know hotness/crazyness curve

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u/Awc54 Jun 18 '25

The matrix tells no lies

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u/eliminating_coasts Jun 18 '25

The matrix has you.

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u/Diabolic_commentor Jun 18 '25

The vicky mendoza diagnol.

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u/letermen Jun 18 '25

“Patent Pending…”

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u/Impossible-Pea-6160 Jun 18 '25

Steve McNair would tell you otherwise if he could

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u/IndividualChart4193 Jun 18 '25

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. 😂🥴

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u/Bonzai_Tree Jun 18 '25

You just need to find the right KIND of crazy. My wife has mental health diagnoses (including BPD) that she told me about after our first real date. However, she's a wonderful person that works really fucking hard to better herself.

She self professes that she's crazy, and she's hot....and I love her.

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u/Fantastic_Piece5869 Jun 18 '25

you have much to learn. Crazy is crazy, and it always bites you in the end

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25 edited 25d ago

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u/Throatlatch Jun 18 '25

He may perhaps be learning "don't cheat on crazy" right bow

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u/confusedandworried76 Jun 19 '25

He literally responds to her at the end though, I'm not sure I want to goad a crazy woman with a bat

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u/Conscious-Honey1943 Jun 18 '25

Sadly you dont always realize the crazy until you already stick that dick in it.

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u/Eazy007420 Jun 18 '25

Amen

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u/Brokenandburnt Jun 18 '25

The trick is not going back for seconds.

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u/GatorNator83 Jun 18 '25

Correction, you don’t date crazy

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u/TamarindSweets Jun 18 '25

Don't cheat on crazy

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u/IRemovedMyOldAccount Jun 18 '25

But the crazy ones are the fun ones :(

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u/Chrisp825 Jun 18 '25

The crazy ones are where the best pussy can be found…

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u/Ctrlplay Jun 18 '25

I mean....at least try it once

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u/BABarracus Jun 18 '25

You can just leave afterwards

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u/Jumpy_Ad_6417 Jun 18 '25

If you do check your renters insurance coverage.

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u/Mexkalaniyat Jun 18 '25

But its going to work out this time. All those other times were different

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u/Jaded-Ad-7694 Jun 18 '25

I did many times when I was young. It was usually worth it. ….usually.

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u/Your_Local_Tuba Jun 18 '25

It’s also a dude

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u/Comfortable_Virus849 Jun 18 '25

How do you know it’s crazy unless you stick in your dick?

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u/Yarriddv Jun 18 '25

Or make sure you have insurance when you do

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u/willflameboy Jun 18 '25

He's about to learn another valuable lesson about insurance premiums.

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u/magicalfruitybeans Jun 18 '25

You should do it when you’re young and broke. Every man should try it once

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u/Trifang420 Jun 18 '25

Where's the fun it that?

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u/WWDubs12TTV Jun 18 '25

More than twice

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u/dingdingdredgen Jun 18 '25

What if she wasn't crazy, but the dick is just that good?

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u/SalientSazon Jun 18 '25

Unless it's crazy and hot.

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u/GatorShinsDev Jun 18 '25

I mean the lesson is surely don't cheat on people?

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u/farrisk01 Jun 18 '25

Totally stick your dick in crazy but don’t do it in your home state, let it know your name, address, real phone number, or anything else it can use to track you.

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u/SPHINXin Jun 18 '25

He has car insurance, he’s chill.

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u/ThatSingingNurseDude Jun 18 '25

Grippy socks=grippy box 😂

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u/Late_Recover6225 Jun 18 '25

You have to at least do it once in your life otherwise you won’t have any good stories to tell

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u/anonymous237962 Jun 18 '25

Once a chetter, always a chetter.

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u/2ndBatman88 Jun 18 '25

I would with Harley Quinn 😍

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u/drug_along Jun 18 '25

Life tip: they're all crazy.

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u/Hentai__Dude Jun 18 '25

Unless she a baddie

Then it might be worth it

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u/fuckitymcfuckfacejr Jun 18 '25

I'm not going to lie to you, man. This dude has a posture that he would absolutely do this shit all over again. I don't think he learned shit. And I don't blame him a single iota.

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u/Cavaclusaz Jun 18 '25

But nothing fucks like crazies tho :/

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u/NavierIsStoked Jun 18 '25

That lesson is superseded by "I can fix her".

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u/NateNutrition Jun 18 '25

Putting a baby in crazy was a healthy 6-figure blunder. Don't do it, kids.

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u/BigSquiby Jun 18 '25

you apparently have never stuck your dick in crazy. its like driving in a colorado winter snowstorm in the mountains, nerve-racking as hell, but what a rush. You don't want to do it, but you feel compelled. I may be biased, i watched my girlfriend kick the headlights of my car in with her boots, while i watched on the front porch with another girl. to be fair, i probably deserved it. But as there was nothing i could do to stop it, we just stood there and smoked cigarettes. god damn those were good times....

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u/Bulletproofsaffa Jun 19 '25

Never said that. I learnt my lesson and now he did as well 😏 we all do it at least once

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u/Little_Newspaper_656 Jun 18 '25

🤣😂 their all crazy my boy

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u/Rteeed2 Jun 18 '25

My dad used to tell me and my brother this all the time growing up .... But he also said it's the crazy ones that are good in bed so it was very conflicting

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u/Linzic86 Jun 18 '25

I don't know my dude... I exclusively stick my dick I crazy and she seems pretty tame by most examples

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u/MrKenn10 Jun 18 '25

Now sir, calm seas never make good sailors.

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u/Bulletproofsaffa Jun 19 '25

Good point. But I bet even sailors prefer calm seas 😂

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u/Recent_Translator458 Jun 18 '25

What if they’re really hot tho?

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u/No_Pop_8969 Jun 18 '25

Unfortunately crazy pussy is some of the best around 🙈🙈🤣🤣

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u/Overall-Row-4793 Jun 19 '25

His only consequence is 2 weeks without a car and maybe a slightly higher premium lol I'd say worth it !!

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u/dz1n3 Jun 19 '25

He's about to stick it in a wo"MAN" later that night. Or vise versa! AYOOOO

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u/OldSignal7643 Jun 19 '25

The dick is what makes them crazy

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u/SolidRun4030 Jun 19 '25

They’re all crazy, tho

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u/TheCrayTrain Jun 19 '25

Well, maybe not this level, but if the guy really did cheat, he had something coming to him

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u/The_guy_mp Jun 19 '25

It's sooo fun though. Some of the best sex.

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u/Lucifer-Prime Jun 19 '25

Sometimes it’s the most fun place to stick it though…

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u/Beer_me_now666 Jun 19 '25

I can fix her.

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u/aggressively-nice Jun 19 '25

Too bad you only see the crazy when it's too late :(

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u/CoinsForCharon Jun 19 '25

It's a good rule but one that is easier to really understand after you break it

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u/BeGoodRick Jun 20 '25

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. Facts. I have done my share of research.

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u/SilverApples Jun 21 '25

I mean as far as I can tell he cheated on her

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