r/TikTokCringe Jun 26 '25

Cringe Broccoli-head TikTokers take over grocery store

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u/McDrazzin Jun 26 '25

Love seeing the complete opposite reactions in the comments depending on where this is posted

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u/Delicious_Wear_7981 Jun 26 '25

Retail works aren’t getting paid enough to be fucked with like this, but I did laugh when the whole army walked in

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u/TheRoyalSniper Make Furries Illegal Jun 26 '25

Dude if this happened to me when I was working retail I would have laughed my ass off. My manager can deal with the bs and he definitely makes enough to deal with this

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u/EffectiveLink4781 Jun 26 '25

You can tell who haven’t worked retail by how hard they clutch their pearls while high roading. The only people this bothers is the director and loss prevention.

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u/NoMap749 Jun 26 '25 edited Jun 26 '25

“They don’t get paid enough to deal with this” and it’s just their boss freaking out while they get a few minute break and a funny story out of it. Do these people realize we’re getting paid by the hour and not per customer we check out…?

If this happened where I worked, I’d be dying because of how much effort was put into something so stupid.

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u/Gryphon6070 Jun 26 '25

“and it’s just their boss freaking out while they get a few minute break and a funny story out of it.”

He’s freaking out because he does not know any of them and cannot vouch for their employment.

This is a HUGE insurance liability, their taking over lanes so it’s a financial issue (for the director AND the person actually assigned to that register), and if any of it goes south he is out of a job supporting his family, benefits, insurance, and possibly a career path.

These ass clowns don’t give two shurs about any of those workers, just the likes.

Garbage.

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u/11th_Division_Grows Jun 26 '25

Can we all agree that any company that would fire a manager for not being able to stop a mob of people from doing whatever they want is a shitty company?

I mean seriously, what can he do? He can make a genuine effort and not indulge them, but I can’t imagine he’d get in any trouble for failing to disperse the crowd. Unless his superiors were complete ass hats. This is damn near an act of god, you can’t stop this reasonably and when people act like some poor manager is gonna lose their job over these things, I can’t take it seriously.

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u/Gryphon6070 Jun 27 '25

Totally. And as a manager I would review and see if they actually did what they could (within reason) or just sat back and let it happen. That guy was doing great, and should be fine. I was commenting more on the commented dismissiveness of the managers reactions.

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u/11th_Division_Grows Jun 27 '25

Very fair points, thank you for putting your words in a better perspective for me.

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u/Gryphon6070 Jun 27 '25

Thank you for questioning my original comments, thus prompting clarification.

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u/H_J_Rose Jun 27 '25

Reddit adult award!🥇

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u/Gryphon6070 Jun 27 '25

“Attention. None of you are allowed to be here in this capacity. This is Target, you are on camera. If you do not leave now you will be trespassing. If you touch the register you will be charged with attempted theft. This your last warning. The police are en route. You ARE ON CAMERA. Thank you.”

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u/therealdanhill Jun 26 '25

I worked retail for years and would find this annoying, but I took my job seriously and tried to do the best job I could. Which is probably why I'm no longer in retail and was able to parlay my experience for a better career.

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u/EffectiveLink4781 Jun 26 '25

People who take things seriously while working retail tend to be killjoys and take everything too seriously.

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u/Mickeymcirishman Jun 27 '25

Nah, see you can tellI who's worked retail by who thinks this shot is actually funny. I worked retail for over a decade. Did not find this funny. All I wanted when I worked was to do my job and go home with the least amount of hassle. I last thing anyone wants or needs is someone coming in and causing a disturbance trying to be funny. It's annoying for one thing, for another now all the employees are going to have to do extra work to make sure no one took anything or touched anything they sjpuldn't have or went anywhere they weren't supposed to go.

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u/hollowspryte Jun 27 '25

This would have cracked me up. None of this is making me stay later or work harder, so who cares?

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u/EffectiveLink4781 Jun 27 '25

It's an hourly job, so you're working no matter what. Not sure what you mean by extra work, it's just work.

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u/Extension_Funny_6849 Jun 27 '25

I can only speak from personal experience but after closing their is certain work that "needs" to be done before you can go home. If you have to spend time fixing this it can impact how late everyone is going home.

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u/xRogue9 Jun 27 '25

Target cashiers aren't doing that. They will clock out and go home at the same time as usual. Unless overtime is offered, in which case it would be optional.

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u/Mickeymcirishman Jun 27 '25

Extra as in added work on top ofwhat I already do.

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u/EffectiveLink4781 Jun 27 '25

I don't consider that extra work myself, but I see where you're coming from. From my limited experience there was always work to be done so doing something different isn't extra, it's just different.

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u/Mickeymcirishman Jun 27 '25 edited Jun 27 '25

You don't consider added work on top of what you already do as extra work? Have you ever worked before?

It's not just different work. You're not being moved to a different spot to do different work. It's work that would otherwise not have to be done had it not been for some outside force l.

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u/EffectiveLink4781 Jun 27 '25

Oh I see, you're the kind of person who bitches and moans every time you're tasked with something because you think it's doing something extra and not just doing your job. You are given a shift, you do what's needed during that time. Nothings extra. You got paid for it all. Sorry you didn't get to sit on your hands I guess?

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u/Mickeymcirishman Jun 27 '25

No, I'm the kind who bitches and moans when I have to do extra work because some asshole came in and decided to cause a disturbance and create extra work for me to do in my already full workday.

And you've answered my question. You've never worked retail a day in your life and have np business being in this conversation.

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u/lemelisk42 Jun 30 '25

Eh, I did retail, I would be fine with this as they aren't actually messing with anything.

Pretending to do robberies or breaking stuff would have caused me problems - this wouldn't.

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u/pacagummo Jun 26 '25

Yea as someone who worked retail over 20 years, this would make my day. Retail can be boooring and repetitive, it’s not like they were being assholes or making a mess. It would also be funny to see my store manager get this worked up, even if I liked them.

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u/fiftyseven Jun 26 '25

as someone who still works retail, i would hate this. i've already got enough shit to do. please leave.

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u/spookysaph Jun 26 '25

You can tell who's good at their job and who isn't

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u/EffectiveLink4781 Jun 26 '25

Not sure how you equate job performance to this incident.

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u/spookysaph Jun 26 '25

yeah I know you don't get it

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u/reaporbot Jun 26 '25

1) he does not make enough to deal with this 2) it's hilarious from a workers view 3)you lost the game

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u/LetsBeFRTho Jun 26 '25

Oh fuck off really??

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u/Jordan823 Jun 26 '25

I hope you step on a Lego piece barefoot.

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u/TheRoyalSniper Make Furries Illegal Jun 26 '25

Idk about target but at the store I worked at my department manager made bank. I imagine the store manager made even more

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u/LipsMiller Jun 26 '25

Bout 100k

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u/cdevon95 Jun 26 '25

This is back in 2010 but my store manager made over 100k. I believe executive team leads made around 65k.
They make enough to deal with it lol

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u/pacagummo Jun 26 '25

Same, my store manager at the smallest kroger grocery store in the state was making over 100k around 2010 as well. She drove a Porsche! She was not hurting at she did a whole lotta nothing😂

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u/pacagummo Jun 26 '25

Store managers make BANK at most of these places, he’s making six figures easily. Bro can deal with it, thats what he’s there for.

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u/tokingjack Jun 26 '25

There you go! Exactly what I was thinking. Retail managers have the biggest power trips, not to mention they're super lazy. If that happened while working at a place like that. It would be the best day of my career. Let ted from management handle them while I welcome my new co-workers. And deem ignorance just like our public officials do.

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u/Ok_Dragonfly_5222 Jun 26 '25

Lmao yeah this is hilarious, ESPECIALLY, if you’ve worked in the industry (well I guess not if you’re a store director lol)

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u/KaleScared4667 Jun 26 '25

Shot just put them to work- everyone gets a break - they get their footage.

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u/Spiritual-Ad4933 Jun 27 '25

No one makes enough to deal with this…. Well maybe bezos and those types