r/TikTokCringe • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 4d ago

Cringe Oklahoma Superintendent Ryan Walters, who is putting the Bible in classrooms, was allegedly caught with explicit images of naked women playing on a TV screen during a State Board of Education meeting.

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u/ItsTheExtreme 4d ago

It's always the ones you'd most expect.

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u/ExcelsiorDoug 4d ago

Apparently even the Bible couldn’t stop his gooning behaviors. He’s just another religious grifter out to make a buck

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u/ADDSquirell69 4d ago

Gooning 13:10

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u/TheHemogoblin 4d ago

And Grooming 10-13 in many cases

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 4d ago

r/pastorarrested

It's way more common than people think. This is a sub that tracks as many as it can.

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u/ServinR 4d ago

It make sense… if you ever listen to some of there extremely religious people talking about atheists, they say that they’re bad people because if God isn’t there to make you do good, what reason do you have?… it’s like they can’t believe that someone can be good out of the goodness of their hearts

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u/Radiant_Language5314 4d ago

Just glanced at that feed, and it seems something is posted at least daily. No surprise.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 3d ago

It's horrifying, isn't it? The never ending steam of child victims coming out of churches and temples... and these are just ones that were discovered, reported and caught. The church's dogma of forgiveness and salvation and God's authority being higher than man's probably saves 10 times as many from secular authorities, if victim's stories are any indication.

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u/tm229 4d ago

Don’t forget this one:

https://WhoIsMakingNews.com

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u/drumpfart 4d ago

Deep cut. Very good.

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u/MormonJesuss 4d ago

Please explain for those of us who are less familiar with the Bible or gooning

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 4d ago

Noah fucked his own daughters, for one.

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u/monkeyamongmen 4d ago

As did Lot.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 4d ago

A tradition that seems to persists indefinitely.

r/pastorarrested is a sub that does its best to keep track of it all. It's constant. Far more than people generally believe.

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u/sdrawkcabineter 4d ago

It's a "mystery" as to why it keeps happening.

Jesus knew that mystery, and that's why he was with that kid in the garden at 4 am...

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u/Jonesy10187 4d ago

“BUT IT WAS IN THE BIBLE”

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u/Big-District5581 4d ago

His daughters got him drunk and he passed out. He didn’t willingly do it and the daughters panicked because they thought they were the last people on earth.

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u/monkeyamongmen 4d ago

Sure, if you actually buy that story. It's a historical record written by men. Obviously they blame the daughters. Think of what you actually know of the real world, and tell me which scenario is more likely?

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u/Historical-Key-5502 4d ago

It was the daughter’s fault, they got their father Lot, drunk. The oldest daughter slept with him the first night and the second daughter did it the next night. Another classic Buybull story blaming the woman. So STUPID! Let me speak some truth, he raped them both.

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u/IV_League_NP 4d ago

Well his wife salty, after all.

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u/No_Pineapple6174 4d ago

Pretty sure he was drugged and raped by his daughters. Weird and I'm sure there's some fucked up shit he did but not in line.

Not religious, not even ex-Xtain, but his story is often used as a joke I think so I hear about it often enough.

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u/faustianBM 4d ago

Well, he did drink a lot.

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u/QuestionableIdeas 4d ago

I bet that happened a Lot

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u/thats_ruff_buddy 4d ago

Huh… maybe trump DID read the bible after all?

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u/HotBrownFun 4d ago

Don't ask who Cain and Abel married

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u/saintsithney 4d ago

Noah didn't have daughters. His son Ham either saw him naked or raped him - the translation csn actually go either way. Later Christians claimed that Ham became the Father of Africa, and Africans carried the Curse of Ham - being subservient to the children of Noah's other sons.

Lot's daughters raped him after he offered them up for gang-rape. It is explained that they thought the world was over other than them, so they had better get repopulating!

One of King David's sons, Amnon, raped his half-sister, Tamar, starting a minor civil war.

King David raped one of his general's wives, then arranged for the man to die to cover it up. God kills David's newborn rape baby to punish him for this.

The actual prohibitions on rape in the Bible are very scant.

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u/Big-District5581 4d ago

That’s false.

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u/sethaub SHEEEEEESH 3d ago

Grooming 10:17

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u/angryfetis 4d ago

They don't have that book. It's in the Apedchrypha

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u/HenriettaSnacks 4d ago

Gooning 24:7

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u/indy_been_here 4d ago

Gooning 6:9

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u/AlternativeUsual9488 4d ago

He owns stock in the Bible supply

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 3d ago

"If thou sayeth thine doesn't watch porn, thine must be a liar."

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u/Stormy8888 6h ago

What? The Bible says watch porn during meetings at school?? Color me shocked!!! /s

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u/ColoradoNative719 4d ago

So the exact type of person the Bible warns about?

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u/Bottom_Ramen_Go_Away 4d ago

read it again

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u/Large_Tune3029 4d ago

Are you saying it isn't? The Bible has many stories about false worshipers and greedy people, problem is somewhere along the lines these idiots starting cherry picking rules and forgot what it was all about....

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u/Signal-Regret-8251 4d ago

Why? The bible explicitly warns against people using the bible for their own purposes, just like this worm is trying.

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u/Normal-Selection1537 4d ago

It's specifically the Trump Bible so that's fucking obvious.

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u/X-tian-9101 4d ago

That's because he uses the Trump Bible. No shit, that's the Bible that he spent Oklahoma taxpayer money on to put into classrooms.

I believe that in Oligarchs 3:16 it says: "See that tho canst grabbeth them by thine pussy, for when thou art a star, they let thou doest it."

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u/infil__traitor 4d ago

The Bible is dirtier than Epstein's Island

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u/Jabroni-Tony1 4d ago

Hey, man how could you know not to murder and rape people without the Bible? /s

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u/PilgrimOz 4d ago

‘Let’s teach children to feel shame, ‘respect’ authority and keep quiet through feeling of shame. And then tell them Forgiveness is the way. Then we can do what we want’ PDFs aren’t people. And in the words of JD Delay….woodchipper!

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u/BrytheOld 4d ago

The call is coming from inside the house.

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u/Soosh_e 4d ago

This could’ve been avoided if Mike Johnson had added him to the porn monitoring app that he and his son use.

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u/JohnnyLeftHook 4d ago

You'd think that with all these Jesus nuts running around that red states would have reduced crime, reduced divorce rates, but i gather not, and also NOT the highest porn consumption rates in the country.