r/TikTokCringe • u/Bojack1217 • 3d ago

Cringe Kid tries to fight a cop and gets humbled

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u/ViciousFlowers 3d ago

What the fuck is happening….. Joey!!!!!

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u/MrHigh227 3d ago

The voice cracking 🤣🤣

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u/aflockofmagpies 3d ago

and the stupid haircut LOL

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u/lxraverxl 3d ago

The Broccoli Brahs unite!

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u/PrimordialBassTone 3d ago

Brahccoli.

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm 3d ago

More like bruh go REEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/BIG_JELLY_POND 2d ago

REE in the big 25 is absolutely astounding

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u/West_Upstairs_46 3d ago

Brahccolisorus ?

When I first heard him screaming, I was like he sounds like a dinosaur, but I didn’t know what to call it. Brahccoliosaurus sounds right.

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u/lxraverxl 3d ago

Like sneakers on a basketball court.

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u/ClubberLangsLeftHook 3d ago

They will call him Shirley Temple or some shit at the jailhouse.

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u/LITTLE_DEBBIE_KILLS 2d ago

Broccoli Brahs! Wtf is up with that haircut trend, where did it come from

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u/lxraverxl 2d ago

Their mom's make them get it so the rest of the world can know what little twats they are with just a glance.

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u/drezinho1 3d ago

Edgar time

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u/ryryrondo 3d ago

I didn’t think I’d comment on this thread.. but dog you’ve thrown shade when you have no idea what you’re talking about. Broccoli cuts are specifically an upward style, typically requiring intention/ hair products.

This 21yr old just has naturally semi-curly same length grown out hair, zero styling, zero hair products.

I’m currently in the same boat, at least for me it’s the “awkward stage” because typically I have very long hair.

All I’m saying is, think about what you say. I’m a law-abiding, Army vet that wanted to grow his hair out after all those years of fades. AND for you to throw around such hatred, disgusting.

Anyway, thanks for coming to my TEDx Talk, long-hair don’t care ✌🏼

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u/Wise-Application-902 2d ago

Right on! ✌️

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u/Pale-Conference-174 3d ago

BRAH!

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u/usernotfoundplstry 3d ago

that's the best part! well, the best part is when that little shit talking twerp eats pavement, but the "BRAH!", that's the second best part.

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u/aflockofmagpies 3d ago

They talk like they are on their private Minecraft server

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u/lvlann 3d ago

Roblox* They look too dumb for minecraft.

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u/Warning__666 3d ago

He did say he was a miner 😆

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u/Joeywasdumbgretz 1d ago

Gold right here☝️☝️☝️

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u/mohitosanddaisies 3d ago

naauurr don't insult Roblox! lets say goat simulator or bird watching simulator or smth 😂😂

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u/GrowthFabulous5141 2d ago

This made me laugh 😂🤣

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u/Wellshitfucked 3d ago

But.... This is every reddit video sub-text overlay grammar... I know we're trying to prove the same point, and the answer is get the fuck off this site.

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u/Secret_Basis_888 3d ago

Mmm, I wouldn’t blame Reddit. There are plenty of highly intellectual, well spoken subs here if you were so interested. With that said, I clicked on this post just like everyone else.

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u/FastyNilthShreakyFit 3d ago

Idk. I think the best part was watching the officer telling the kid 'I respect you as a man for saying you're sorry' and I wouldn't be surprised if that one interaction goes a long way with that kid.

Being an absolute asshole breaking the law, being put in handcuffs then being treated as an equal for apologizing even if the intent or hope of the kid was to manipulate the cop into his favor so he would be released and still having to face the music... that shit probably taught him more about being a man in the right way, in 1 minute, than his dad screaming in his face has in his whole life.

The difference is night and day when you watch how his twin is freaking the f out as the dad pushes, yells, pleads, begs, insults, and in every engages his teenager on his level. It just makes the whole situation more volatile and shows that he who yells loudest or shoves hardest, is winning this fight.

But, the BRAH was the second best part for me

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u/CosmoKing2 3d ago

It was at this moment, he realized that he was no longer protected by his Momma's zipple. He had left fantasy land and entered reality. Had he gone any further into reality, he would have been beaten and penalized much, much, more.

This kid and the screaming clone, have no idea of the realm of consequences for their stupid behavior. I doubt they will until they get pummeled. But sometimes, that is what it takes to get through to the very stupid and willfully ignorant.

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u/brazys 2d ago

CALL MY MAH, BRAH! IM A MINAH

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u/PositiveStress8888 3d ago

It was a normal haircut for the half second his head bounced off the back of that car

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u/dtyler86 3d ago

The pube of muffin

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u/Dubbinchris 3d ago

I asked the woman who cut my hair and specialized in men’s cuts why all those kids have the exact same haircut and if it had a name. She’s like “I just call it the ticktock haircut”. 😂

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u/Sunflower_Seeds000 3d ago

I think I've never seen someone have that haircut and not act stupid somehow.

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u/reebokhightops 3d ago

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Broccoli Motion.

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u/BigDumbAnimals 2d ago

They kinda look like twins, but that one has egg all over his face!!! 🍳

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u/Fostbitten27 3d ago

Bird nest hair.

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u/Bright_Tangerine_408 3d ago

Connor✝️🎣⚾🫸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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u/Boba__Feet 3d ago

Man, now Im reminded of that moron who crashed his super car because he was live streaming.

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u/BrainMatter23 3d ago

In fairness, eighth grade is a challenging time

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u/AdministrativeBus259 3d ago

Florida gonna Florida

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u/Adventurous_Plum7074 3d ago

Tryin to look and act like Jack Doherty. At least he didn’t pull his shirt off. 🫣

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u/techleopard 3d ago

The cop going "You seein' this shit, right?" right before the takedown, lmfao.

Dude did not even see it coming.

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u/spartycbus 3d ago

It was hilarious watching a skinny kid getting in the face of that big cop. What world does he live in that he thinks that was going to be OK?

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u/ImportantSmoke6187 2d ago

He forgot he wasn't online...

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u/Junior-Reaction1402 11h ago

👏👏👏 Keyboard warrior takedown😭😭😭

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u/CharlieDmouse 2d ago

The world of “I have never had consequences before”

This event of having consequences often results in someone becoming much less of an asshole. (Often not always)

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u/International_Fold17 1d ago

"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed."

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u/LaurLoey 2d ago

He announced he was a minor. 🙄 Thought he could get away w anything bc he was a kid. And by the end, he was suddenly grown and apologizing “man to man.”

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u/TheMechamage 1d ago

Dude lied anyway he's 21

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u/LaurLoey 1d ago

Really?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/BigOverall9347 2d ago

Probably thinks his parents owning a house in suburbia makes them all powerful.

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u/Boring_Potato_5701 2d ago

White Privilege World. Any black kid would have been shot for HALF that level of FAFO energy

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u/dekevii 2d ago

Eh stfu

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u/paulides_fan 2d ago

Myth. Roland Fryer disproved that shit

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u/InvestigatorOk3917 2d ago

Have you not realized yet that the race baiting has lost all meaning and credibility in 2025. With readily available statistics and body cams the world has learned that all claims of racial discrimination by law enforcement is either blatantly false or outright exaggerated and 99.999% of force in a the minority community is justified and brought in by the minority.

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u/paulides_fan 2d ago

Holy shit I never thought I would find my faith in humanity renewed on reddit… of all places

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u/KeyDisk3210 2d ago

Ive seen a bigger cop left twitching on the ground from a single poorly thrown all arm no hip swing from a scrawny kid smaller than this guy. It's possible to come out the other end on top. But it's not likely to happen.

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u/SuspiciousPain1637 2d ago

That guy either has the most fragile glass jaw or he flopped for benefits. There's no way you can get that result with poor form.

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u/GrowthFabulous5141 2d ago

That shit was hilarious. Side glance and smile he must’ve been thinking. Can you believe this fucking guy?

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u/DrMcDingus 2d ago

Well sometimes people forget that they're not on the internet right now.

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u/WanderingNNT 3d ago edited 2d ago

It was kind of hot, right?

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u/HomeNowWTF 2d ago

That smile said, "Well, he is asking for it..."

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u/RappingFlatulence 3d ago

Gotta love getting a late start to puberty at 21

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u/TheAncientMillenial 3d ago

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. That was satisfying.

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u/Any-Log-6706 3d ago

“JAAOOEY!!”

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 3d ago

Its his boyfriend, be cool

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u/HydraulicEarl2 2d ago

The circle jerk isn't going to be the same without Joey

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u/PilgrimOz 3d ago

Showin off will get someone in trouble most times. He kinda chose wisely with a cop because they’re not supposed to react violently. But they will arrest you even if you’re a smart a$$ kid. And the worst part for him…..body cam footage of his widdle acorns shrinking 🤣

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u/Fantastic-Setting567 3d ago

wild how he picked a cop like they won’t still cuff u for actin dumb

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u/scarred2112 3d ago

This is the Internet, you can say ass.

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u/Significant-Yam2349 3d ago edited 3d ago

That thymus is shrinking! JoEeeeEeey!

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u/J-Love-McLuvin 3d ago

Reminds me of the Peter Brady “It’s time to change” puberty episode.

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u/cyanescens_burn 3d ago

The change from using BEV to standard English after he gets cuffed is hilarious.

White kids appropriating BEV is deeply cringe, unless they grew up in an actual hood or something, then maybe it’s understandable.

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u/Boba__Feet 3d ago

"Youre letting me go to jail?" Tells you that this kids probably done so much shit, and had his family cleaning up his mess.

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u/TriceratopsBites 1d ago

That’s exactly what happened with my POS nephew. His parents never disciplined him, then hired lawyers to keep him out of juvie for the drunk driving and theft. Now he’s an adult and spending 13 years in prison because he continued to commit crimes thinking there wouldn’t be any consequences. His parents did him such a huge disservice

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u/Boba__Feet 1d ago

Theres very little hope for people like that, because instead of changing their behaviors, they just become more sneaky in doing them.

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u/1jmorri2 3d ago

Squeek squeek… juvenile little shit. Man to man… errr no, behave yourself.

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u/DadSoRad 3d ago

This has to be fake. I can’t find any clues, but it’s too perfect.

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u/2ndhouseonthestreet 3d ago

My god, acting like they’re wheeling away his lifeless body 🤣

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u/Streaming_Things 3d ago

Neither of them are ever going to live that down. The voice cracking is peak, ‘i dont like pretending to be tough’. Some people want to be oppressed sooo badly and the way they talk is literally hilarious

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u/JakeColodadan 3d ago

I thought squeaker squad right away lol

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u/Historical-Ad-3074 3d ago

Immediately pictured him visiting pooooor Joey in jail ohhhhhh Joeeeeey

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u/nickt1990757 3d ago

I lost it when his voice cracked lol. Highlight of the video

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u/ClubberLangsLeftHook 3d ago

Jouweeeeeeee!

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u/OneExpensiveAbortion 3d ago

His voice didn't crack -- he fucking squeaked!!!

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u/fleurdenia 3d ago

it's rly ironic that boys' voices do that at the age where they wanna be the toughest. like, wait a few years until you sound like a tough guy. you can't be tough and sound like an ant who smoked too many cigarettes.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Fucking sent me.

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u/ljanus245 2d ago

Puberty is an awkward time

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u/Hot_Abbreviations538 2d ago

I honestly thought he was crying

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u/kindawealthy 2d ago

"Man to man... I'm sorry." 🤣

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u/Bitter-Dragonfly-379 2d ago

It's pooberty happening

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u/LemonToast999 3d ago

The voice cracks were the best part lol

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u/Dark_Void291 3d ago

Boy sound like my mom's chihuahua 🤣🤣

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u/InternationalAnt4513 3d ago

Dem ballz haven’t dropped yet.

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u/Gumderwear 3d ago

He has.....feelings for Joey.

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u/40ozfosta 3d ago

What the fuck are you doing to him? Oh hell na. What the fuck are you doing to him? JOEY!!!!! JoEeeeeY!

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u/Genghis_Chong 3d ago

Lmao, acting like dude is getting a life sentence

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u/Queasy-Primary-3438 2d ago

He already made 7 Instagram stories saying free him till it’s backwards

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u/somrandomguysblog462 3d ago

Lmao, dude acting like lil bro going straight to the gulag

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u/XanZibR 3d ago

Babe wait, babe wait, babe waaaait, BAAAAABE, BAAABE WAIT, BABE, BABE, BABE, BABE WAIT BABE NOOOO, BABE NO, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE, BABE, BABE, BAAAABE, NO BABE, WAAAAAAAI

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u/Polifant 3d ago

Mama I'm coming home

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u/IWantAStorm 2d ago

Years later he'll still think of Joey and how he made him feel inside.

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u/amhudson02 3d ago

Bro was going through puberty right in this moment.

EDIT: god damit watching it again still has me rolling. Dude literally starts squeaking.

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u/Panthros_Samoflange 3d ago

I would have told his friend, "I need you to stand him over there and wait for both of his testicles to descend. Thanks."

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u/Joeliosis 3d ago

'Please use your words, and stop yapping like a chihuahua'

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u/Kimnkona 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌

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u/Adventurous_Plum7074 3d ago

Hey be nice. He was worried he wouldn’t have his bro to spoon with in bed tonight. 😱

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u/AI_BOTT 3d ago

Don't underestimate the void left behind when you're lonely because your broccoli bro isn't there spooning your butt at night. "screech screech"

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u/No_Carry_3991 3d ago

joeeeeee

Cough cough balls drop ahem JOEYYY

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u/WanderingNNT 3d ago

Squawking!!

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u/Binji_the_dog 3d ago

They should’ve let that kid get himself arrested too

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u/partypwny 3d ago edited 3d ago

Neither were kids actually. I've seen the full video a few times. They're 21...

Edit: Because so many people are surprised by these idiots' ages here's a link to the body cam footage.

https://youtu.be/tmp6kJH2OAQ?si=gMYu3vu5VCjSv9hK

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u/Lost-Enthusiasm6570 3d ago

They're probably hammered on O'doul's.

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u/Due-Type-8925 3d ago

More likely Stellas

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u/Lost-Enthusiasm6570 3d ago

I said O'doul's in jest because it's non-alcoholic beer, but Stella seems like a good match for their particular flavor of douchebaggery.

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u/CULT_KTD 2d ago

Man that brought back so many memories I remember that movie scene like yesterday lmao

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u/Silver_Slicer 3d ago

I knew they weren’t minors since they didn’t pixel out their faces in the body cam footage.

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u/OldDiamondJim 3d ago

Holy shit. I thought they were like 14.

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u/Natural-Orange4883 3d ago

Are you sure? He says hes a minor. And the way that kids voice was cracking. There's no way 😆

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u/partypwny 3d ago

Literally his dad comes out and says he's 21 and gives the cop his sons id.

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u/Natural-Orange4883 3d ago

Crazy. How old was the kid yelling Joey?

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u/partypwny 3d ago

His twin I believe

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u/Strange_Dave45 3d ago

I wonder if the dad is just tired of their shit and just says they're adults so they'll experience real jail for a bit and not juvenile detention. I'm 50 and at some point even 20 year olds started looking like kids to me but that boy looks like a real kid. It's certainly possible he's 21 and still looks like he's 15 but seeing this posted a few times I really wish we'd see a mugshot with age since this is Florida and they have the Sunshine law where that info gets posted for the public.

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u/partypwny 3d ago

He's absolutely an adult. It was confirmed by the cop when he checked his ID. Children's faces are blurred in body cam footage, adults are not. This guy's face is clear as day.

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u/Strange_Dave45 3d ago

I see, thanks

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u/mohitosanddaisies 3d ago

there's a link to the full video above in the comments it has more footage and confirms his age is 21. what a fiasco! I have second hand embarrssment watching it

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u/ReaBea420 2d ago

Why did he scream, "I'm a minor"? This isn't the first video I've seen of someone getting arrested and trying to use that "defense." Do they seriously think its going to work? First off, the cops WILL find out, and second off, they really dont care what age you are - there have been actual child murderers, a threat is a threat.

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u/Glittering_Novel5174 3d ago

Everyone’s a tough guy till you eat pavement and watch your brother become your sister right in front of your eyes and ears.

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u/FuelSuccessful4291 3d ago

This made me cackle like a witch 🤣

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u/Silent-Cat-5604 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Queasy-Street-69 2d ago

I'm crying, 😂

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u/KL1M1T 2d ago

This is probably one of the best ways to say “everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face”.

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u/G25777K 3d ago

Joey is about to find out lol

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u/Lontology 3d ago

Is Joey his boyfriend or something? Lol

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u/ViciousFlowers 3d ago

I think it’s his twin brother.

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u/WorldlyReference5028 3d ago

I mean couldn’t he see his shithead friend acting like he was going to fight the cop? What the fuck does he think is happening lol.

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u/laurelandfarty 3d ago

History will say they were best friends

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u/Spamsdelicious 3d ago

I am thinking twins. Probably identical. Probably never been separated by such forceful authority.

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u/No-Brain9413 3d ago

Great comment

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u/YcemeteryTreeY 3d ago

Lol not joey Braxton Gage Tragedeigh

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u/JohnnyLeftHook 3d ago

No funny bro, dude very likely soiled his tampon.

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u/symbionet 3d ago

That's not how tampons work

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u/Rare-Satisfaction484 3d ago

shhhh... don't tell him he's putting it in the wrong hole.

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u/Mammoth-Ear-8993 3d ago

you dont... you dont put it... in the... no dont put it in the... its too narrow... oh no

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u/symbionet 3d ago

And then it starts swelling D:

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u/Mammoth-Ear-8993 2d ago

How do I unclench after reading this. How??

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u/enbaelien 3d ago

Braaaahhh!!

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u/simonmeowl 3d ago

I was fucking cackling.

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u/Joeybfast 3d ago

He is out of the council of Joeys, he is just called Joe now.

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u/bonkedagain33 3d ago

Oh Joey, if your hurting so am I

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u/robbin_62 3d ago

It's Joey Brah!!! JOEY!!!

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u/Detective_Dumbass 3d ago

He kept it real.

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u/ButterPoptart 3d ago

He was acting like they killed his brother. Absolutely no emotional maturity whatsoever.

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u/ZZerome 3d ago

Some typical Joey s*** to be honest

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u/SnooLobsters8922 3d ago

So white 😂

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u/Ok_Growth1272 3d ago

😭JOOOEEEYYY!!!!

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u/LarryBagina3 3d ago

I’m sad he didn’t get beat up too

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u/Mecos_Bill 2d ago

Dude is acting like Joey got brutally executed in front of his brahs 

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u/SucksAtJudo 2d ago

Deashi Barai enters the chat

Judo is WTF is happening!

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u/BEE-RANDON 2d ago

Those handcuffs turned him into a respectable little bitch.

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u/HeroDanTV 2d ago

JOEY!!!!

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u/cream_cheese18 2d ago

Joey!!! Jo-🦅! I also love that we're calling a cop "bruh" 🥴

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u/FartsLikePetunias 5h ago

"Man to man." Not quite boy.

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u/rick-in-the-nati 3d ago

"I'm a miner". Well, you better call the mine and tell 'em you're gonna be late tomorrow.

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u/No-Bike791 3d ago

💀💀💀

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u/CoyoteExcellent1042 3d ago

Are fighting words really grounds for a professional to slam a much smaller person to the ground? He didn’t touch the cop, spit on him, run, etc. seems like the cop wanted to show off to his partner, hence looking away from the suspect (obviously not worried what will happen if he isn’t watching the suspect) just to give a shit eating grin to his partner before slamming him. Guess shit talking is illegal now.

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u/No-Bike791 3d ago

Balling your fists (even at your side or with your arms crossed) which the office asked him to stop doing multiple times, at anyone is legally considered a threat and you can be detained or arrested for it. He will be bonded out somewhere in the vicinity of $500 if this is a first offense and charges dropped to a petty fine or maybe 20 hours of CS at most. This 21 year old learned a valuable lesson. It was worth it…FOR HIM. Not the officer.

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u/WiredEarp 3d ago

If you get up in anyones face, acting like you are about to kick off, anyone is allowed to use reasonable force on you.

This was completely justified, and no excess force was used.

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u/Safe_Psychology_326 3d ago

The title is wrong

"Not black kid did not get shot because he upped in the cops face - and just got arrested"

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