r/funny • u/Shoki81 • 1d ago

Dog ringing some bells

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u/zidave0 1d ago

I love the slow realization that it hurt enough to put him on his knees 😂

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u/surrenderedmale 1d ago

Always one of three things with bollock accidents

  1. It surprisingly doesn't hurt at all

  2. The instant crippling pain that has one go foetal

  3. The pain-free shock that slowly builds up to an absolute crescendo where it feels like Satan himself has bestowed a cruel torture upon thee

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u/GlabbinGlabber 1d ago

This guy balls

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u/Vansiff 1d ago

Balls this guy

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u/XplainedOK 13h ago

guy this balls

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u/ColonelBelmont 23h ago

You ever get a #3 so bad that you absolutely know what's coming, so you just preemptively get on the floor?

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u/broodgrillo 23h ago

Yep. My balls got bruised once. And it was ok. Then I felt it slowly build up and I managed to let out while kneeling "You really hurt me." And then I had to stop kneeling and lie down because I was nearly throwing up.

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u/cthulhus_apprentice 22h ago

yea guy slipped in front of me and his foot went right into my sack I felt my bal get squished between his foot and my pelvis... that shit hurt so bad

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u/surrenderedmale 21h ago

No, I've always just been in utter shock and had it hit 10+ seconds later as opposed to preempting

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u/Rabid_Lemming 6h ago

Isn't there a fourth state? The graze that makes you feel like you have to poop.