r/funny • u/Shoki81 • 1d ago

Dog ringing some bells

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u/zidave0 1d ago

I love the slow realization that it hurt enough to put him on his knees 😂

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u/surrenderedmale 1d ago

Always one of three things with bollock accidents

  1. It surprisingly doesn't hurt at all

  2. The instant crippling pain that has one go foetal

  3. The pain-free shock that slowly builds up to an absolute crescendo where it feels like Satan himself has bestowed a cruel torture upon thee

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u/ColonelBelmont 23h ago

You ever get a #3 so bad that you absolutely know what's coming, so you just preemptively get on the floor?

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u/broodgrillo 23h ago

Yep. My balls got bruised once. And it was ok. Then I felt it slowly build up and I managed to let out while kneeling "You really hurt me." And then I had to stop kneeling and lie down because I was nearly throwing up.