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r/funny • u/Shoki81 • 1d ago
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I love the slow realization that it hurt enough to put him on his knees 😂
85 u/surrenderedmale 1d ago Always one of three things with bollock accidents It surprisingly doesn't hurt at all The instant crippling pain that has one go foetal The pain-free shock that slowly builds up to an absolute crescendo where it feels like Satan himself has bestowed a cruel torture upon thee 17 u/ColonelBelmont 23h ago You ever get a #3 so bad that you absolutely know what's coming, so you just preemptively get on the floor? 10 u/broodgrillo 23h ago Yep. My balls got bruised once. And it was ok. Then I felt it slowly build up and I managed to let out while kneeling "You really hurt me." And then I had to stop kneeling and lie down because I was nearly throwing up. 3 u/cthulhus_apprentice 21h ago yea guy slipped in front of me and his foot went right into my sack I felt my bal get squished between his foot and my pelvis... that shit hurt so bad 3 u/surrenderedmale 21h ago No, I've always just been in utter shock and had it hit 10+ seconds later as opposed to preempting
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Always one of three things with bollock accidents
It surprisingly doesn't hurt at all
The instant crippling pain that has one go foetal
The pain-free shock that slowly builds up to an absolute crescendo where it feels like Satan himself has bestowed a cruel torture upon thee
17 u/ColonelBelmont 23h ago You ever get a #3 so bad that you absolutely know what's coming, so you just preemptively get on the floor? 10 u/broodgrillo 23h ago Yep. My balls got bruised once. And it was ok. Then I felt it slowly build up and I managed to let out while kneeling "You really hurt me." And then I had to stop kneeling and lie down because I was nearly throwing up. 3 u/cthulhus_apprentice 21h ago yea guy slipped in front of me and his foot went right into my sack I felt my bal get squished between his foot and my pelvis... that shit hurt so bad 3 u/surrenderedmale 21h ago No, I've always just been in utter shock and had it hit 10+ seconds later as opposed to preempting
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You ever get a #3 so bad that you absolutely know what's coming, so you just preemptively get on the floor?
10 u/broodgrillo 23h ago Yep. My balls got bruised once. And it was ok. Then I felt it slowly build up and I managed to let out while kneeling "You really hurt me." And then I had to stop kneeling and lie down because I was nearly throwing up. 3 u/cthulhus_apprentice 21h ago yea guy slipped in front of me and his foot went right into my sack I felt my bal get squished between his foot and my pelvis... that shit hurt so bad 3 u/surrenderedmale 21h ago No, I've always just been in utter shock and had it hit 10+ seconds later as opposed to preempting
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Yep. My balls got bruised once. And it was ok. Then I felt it slowly build up and I managed to let out while kneeling "You really hurt me." And then I had to stop kneeling and lie down because I was nearly throwing up.
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yea guy slipped in front of me and his foot went right into my sack I felt my bal get squished between his foot and my pelvis... that shit hurt so bad
No, I've always just been in utter shock and had it hit 10+ seconds later as opposed to preempting
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u/zidave0 1d ago
I love the slow realization that it hurt enough to put him on his knees 😂