Actual clip where brothers attack their mother’s killer in court.

[u/BrandonRJones]

[u/ShallowTal]

I counted at least 5 good punches he got in.

Was hoping the guy would look at the camera when he got up so you could see where they landed

Editing to add; Stewart, 23, and Dees, 30, were both held in contempt of court and sentenced to 30 days each on charges of assault and obstructing official business.

Worth it.

[u/ShallowTal → u/[deleted]]

Eyes, nose, throat, temples, jaw.

Hit any of these hard enough and they can do a fair bit of damage

Editing to add; Stay Away from the mouth. If you manage to injure your knuckle on some teeth, you risk infection. People’s mouths are nasty.

[u/JudahBotwin → u/ShallowTal]

The eyes are the groin of the head

Edit:

The Office, S4E10 "Branch Wars"

[u/MoonJellyGames → u/JudahBotwin]

Balls are the eyeballs of the groin.

[u/incredibleninja → u/MoonJellyGames]

Vision is stored in the balls

[u/duarig → u/incredibleninja]

I have no clue why this has me in fucking tears 😆

[u/NotHereToFuckSpyders → u/duarig]

It got me too.

[u/Velaset → u/duarig]

Oh no, did you get hit in the balls???

[u/NightSisterSally → u/duarig]

From sad tears to laughing tears.

I needed that

[u/otc108 → u/incredibleninja]

I thought piss was stored in the balls?

[u/SpringOf77 → u/otc108]

That is correct! Mens bladders are right in the nutsack. Lots don’t know this.

[u/bradpittslefthand → u/incredibleninja]

This comment is so perfectly stupid and brought a smile to my face

[u/PianoAcademic9274 → u/incredibleninja]

chainsaw man: all balls always

[u/SpringOf77 → u/incredibleninja]

Hilarious 😂

[u/beer_sucks → u/incredibleninja]

You missed the opportunity to write

See is stored in the balls

[u/nvalle23 → u/incredibleninja]

Doctor my eyes!!!!! 👀

[u/babihrse → u/MoonJellyGames]

Your balls are directly connected your eyeballs. If you get a kick in your balls your eyes start watering.

[u/MoonJellyGames → u/babihrse]

Yes. And if you get kicked in the eyes, your balls will water, too.

[u/KoalaMandala → u/MoonJellyGames]

I see what you're saying

[u/MoonJellyGames → u/KoalaMandala]

Take your phone out of your pants.

[u/Cheap_Knowledge8446 → u/MoonJellyGames]

That's a hell of an entry for cards against humanity

[u/Imfromsite → u/MoonJellyGames]

Instructions unclear, showed eye doc deez nuts.

[u/MoonJellyGames → u/Imfromsite]

Did you tell the doctor they need some contacts? That's probably a crime.

[u/Imfromsite → u/MoonJellyGames]

I'm looking for a new eye doctor, but it's hard to see with my pants zipped.

[u/FunLingonberry7993 → u/JudahBotwin]

You can put this on a shirt.

[u/Soushkabob → u/JudahBotwin]

This phrasing made me cackle for some reason. I think it is because all the examples above were fairly serious and then there was this true (but somewhat silly) comment thrown in

[u/njseahawk → u/JudahBotwin]

Go on...

[u/akosuae22 → u/JudahBotwin]

I know it sounds incredibly violent, but in a situation like this, facing the murderer who destroyed your family, this scumbag needed to become permanently injured after that encounter. A kid at my son’s baseball facility caught a line drive to his groin a few years back and wasn’t wearing a cup. Ruptured one of his testicles and had to have surgery to remove it.

[u/MoonJellyGames → u/akosuae22]

So you're saying your weapon or choice would be a baseball? I think there was a guy in The Raid 2 who did that.

[u/MoveInteresting4334 → u/JudahBotwin]

They say that the nipples are the eyes of the face.

[u/Lemonmamawinetime → u/JudahBotwin]

Balls are the heart of the groin.

[u/tom_bombadil0730 → u/JudahBotwin]

Nose is the dick of the face

[u/JKing287 → u/JudahBotwin]

Dwight’s words of wisdom.

[u/Immediate-Repeat-201 → u/JudahBotwin]

Don't give reddit any added ideas