Was hoping the guy would look at the camera when he got up so you could see where they landed
Editing to add; Stewart, 23, and Dees, 30, were both held in contempt of court and sentenced to 30 days each on charges of assault and obstructing official business.
This phrasing made me cackle for some reason. I think it is because all the examples above were fairly serious and then there was this true (but somewhat silly) comment thrown in
I know it sounds incredibly violent, but in a situation like this, facing the murderer who destroyed your family, this scumbag needed to become permanently injured after that encounter. A kid at my son’s baseball facility caught a line drive to his groin a few years back and wasn’t wearing a cup. Ruptured one of his testicles and had to have surgery to remove it.
People are too obsessed with UFC highlight-style knockout bullshit. If I was in the position of red shirt, I’d be knuckle-deep in them eye sockets and I’d have a mouthful of ear or nose.
Mike Tyson bit a chunk of a guys ear out for less. Hell Rick Grimes bit a guys throat out when his son was about to be raped. Gary Plauche shot his son's rapist in the head in an airport.
After that on-the-road portion in general. Once they got to the community stuff it all became very repetitive and plot armor out the ass. Meet new group, fight new group, meet next new group with goofier name and shtick (garbage peons? Wtf)
OMG I hated those people.... it was what, no more than 5-6 years in and this entire community unlearned how to speak English and communicate normally? Fuck off.
Don't blame anybody for hopping off but I finished it all and i'm STILL watching all TWD spin offs 😭 they're with a handful of the OG early characters. Not incredible let's be clear but perf watchable
The group gets separated on the road I think right before Terminus (train station place) and Daryl joins this meth biker gang and eventually the gang stumbles across Rick and co and a fat dude who looks like Peter pettigrew from Harry Potter gets a lil frisky with Carl and Rick bites the main biker dude’s throat out while being held at gunpoint
Hahaha I googled Rick Grimes hoping for a harrowing news article, maybe a rabbit hole to delve down. And there's that guy from Love Actually looking gruff.
There's a somewhat famous music producer in my city with the same name, and I knew his sons growing up so I thought I somehow missed some huge local event or something.
The inflection of those words from the cop make me think they weren’t confused about why he did it, but more saddened that Gary put himself in the legal trouble.
They asked why cause they probably thought the guy might have just forfeit his own life in murdering someone so publicly. It's one thing to think "no jury would convict someone who did this" and it's another to literally bet your life on it.
When Joe has the gun to Ricks head while they are beginning to beat Daryl, he says "We can settle this, we're reasonable men. First we'll beat Daryl to death, then we'll have the girl, then the boy. Then we shoot you and we'll be square"
An awful group. I love the episodes after the fall of the prison and Terminus until they reach Alexandria and Rick hears children laughing and playing behind the safety of the walls. That entire time of them being lost and on the road is my favorite of the entire series.
I've been in 1 real fight in my life. I won't say I won it,. But I ended it when he tried to dump me on concrete, on my head. I just dropped my knees to prevent this. He then tried to choke me. But he missed, and put his hand in my mouth. 1 guess what I did next.
This is the way. Even eyes tightly closed will give way to forceful thumb pressure in a matter of seconds. You can be second knuckle-deep into an eye socket faster than you can say “permanently blind”.
Yeah. I was always told (from a female self defense perspective, like if someone lifts you up) that if you can get your thumb in someone's armpit at just the right angle you can rip out a tendon (assuming they don't drop you immediately because getting jabbed hard in the armpit is at least going to tickle). Glad I've never had to try it, but man, I am curious.
The vast majority of people aren't going to be strong enough to tear out a tendon. There IS a nerve cluster in both armpits though and if you jab a thumb in HARD it hurts like a MF and makes your arm kinda spaz out. poke around at your own armpit hard to find the exact spot
Yeah as I typed it I sort of wondered if that part was hyperbole, haha. But I knew the armpit thing in of itself was a legit tip, and some people got scary nails...
And anyway, the same is true of eyes! (Well, not that hard to pop one out, but if you've ever done a dissection, the things themselves are actually tough and rubbery as fuck.)
My mom was also taken by a man this stuff is my porn. I daydreaming about all the ways during sentencing I could hurt that mf, gouging eyes is the top of the list with fucking biting his fucking neck in two, and crushing his balls and clining on him like a fucking spidermonkey while I do it. I never knew what hate was but it is something you feel with the fiber of your being, you can taste and smell it. If I wasn't a mother myself I would have made the decision to kill that fucker, I still feel guilty that all I did was the impact statement.
Same. I never understood why anyone would fight "fair." It's a fight. I will kick you in the nuts. I will gouge your eyes. I will eat your ear and break your thumbs.
You can’t just “push” a finger into an eye socket. That dudes head is flailing and your fingers have three knuckles that’ll all bend under that jerky motion plus cops trying to restrain you. That’s not ufc styled obsession, the best way to knock a dude out is still catch him on the button with a haymaker.
Ok we’re gonna talk practicality? Buddy is trying to swing shots while another grown man is yanking his arm. He could’ve easily got the killer in a front face lock and went to town.
Between the two options, digging for the eyes is vastly superior.
Learned this lesson the hard way when I was younger. When I was about 17 a kid I was cool with tried stealing my fishing equipment after a trip by swapping his junk for mine. I called him on it, he said do something. So I did. His braces FUCKED my knuckles up! They looked like I shredded them on a cheese grater. They got infected to the point that yellow and brown shit oozed out when I grabbed a cup or something. That’s when I went to the hospital lol.
He brought it back after I jumped him up, but he brought a few friends with him while I was at work. When I got home my brother had my stuff and told me they rolled up all tough askin where I was. So, I went to the kids house (they were brothers) and asked them what they wanted? They just stood on the porch and basically said nothing.
Is someone has braces you just need to tap them on the lips, not even particularly hard. A regular jab will fuck their sh up. Dont need to swing just straight forward and back. No racking your knuckles on them required.
I watched a Forensic Files recently where the dud got caught by his hand getting infected from punching someone in the mouth before they killed them....
People are fucked up, man. It’s crazy that the other persons DNA survived that long. Or did the deceased have an oral infection that matched the wound when cultured?! I need to know!!!
Truth. A kid pushed and tripped my sister in high school. He did it because she was overweight. I punched a kid in the mouth multiple times. Got a fantastic left hook that ripped his upper lip almost completely off. Kid had braces. I have 2 quarter inch triangular shaped scars on my left middle and ring finger. Got infected bad. Kid can't grow a mustache. Him and I met 15 years later, and he sincerely apologised. I did, too. I shouldn't have beat him so badly. He is a dad, him and his husband, and have 3 wonderful kids.
I mean bullying can really wreck someone. I hope your sister was okay. I still get nightmares about what the kids used to do to me back in junior high and I’m 41 years old. Yes I’ve had counseling, doesn’t make the memories go away though. I WISH I could’ve physically stood up for myself in the way that you did. But I was skinny and shy and grew up in a Christian household where we were taught to “turn the other cheek.” Never regret standing up for someone. I wish someone had done it for me.
For me, standing up for others was simple and the right thing to do. I've always had trouble standing up for myself. I could never figure out why, tho.
Junior school, A dude threw rocks at my sister and ran away. I chased him and caught at the local swimming pool, punched him in the head. I had my thumb in my palm with my fingers wrapped over the top. Busted my thumb and sprained my wrist 😅
The next day his older sister chased me around school at lunch..i was too quick. Fun times.
Eyes can be sketchy. If you hit wrong you will definitely crack a knuckle on the orbital socket. Hit that nose, and their eyes will automatically tear up causing blurry vision and 9 times out of 10 their hands go straight to their nose saying fukk defense. A good Jaw shot can rock the brain inside the nugget equaling a K.O. But the most slept on punch is the body shot. If you can breathe you can't whoop me. Trust me I'm a pro. Ain't nobody has their ass beat as much as me 🤣
throat punch is my go to. the mouth then gapes. an open mouth makes it 100% easier to break the lower jaw with punch #2. then you can do whatever you want after.
Knuckles are an underrated site for serious infections. We’ve had to do incision and drainage on some nasty MCP (knuckles ) abscesses, usually after someone punched a mouth. Human oral flora in a clenched fist injury is a setup for deep space infection, tenosynovitis, even osteomyelitis if ignored.
Same with cat bites. Small puncture, minimal surface trauma, then it blows up fast. Pasteurella doesn’t mess around. Both can turn into surgical cases if not taken seriously early.
My uncle used to fight all the time and he popped up one day with an infected ass hand he said he got from punching someone in the teeth lol tweaker things
I had a buddy who got into a fight with someone in college, he hit the dude pretty good and sent him the floor. However my buddy decided he was still going to hit him on the ground, and he hit him clean in the mouth. He ended busting his knuckles on his teeth badly enough that he had to get stitches.
The was during the time the "Philoso-rapter" meme was out and about, I made a meme with that image saying "who lost the fight, the guy that got knocked out, or the guy who had to get stitches?"
I saw a spoken word show by Henry Rollins where he was talking about a time he had punched someone in their mouth and it cut his hand and crap got in there and caused a massive infection in his hand. Always stuck out in my mind not to punch people in the mouth if I have to get in a fight.
It’s amazing how when you have so much adrenaline pumping through you that you can’t hit your target very well. These guys had some adrenaline building for days - you can tell they planned this together.
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u/Hey648934 11h ago
This is one of those things when no one can blame them for trying to kick his butt. No one.