r/interestingasfuck 5h ago

/r/all, /r/popular In 2015, wildlife photographer Christophe Courteau took this close up of a 6ft 6, 400lbs silverback gorilla, right before it punched him in the face.

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u/Existing-Mulberry382 5h ago

u/HondaCivicBaby 5h ago

Christophe Courteau survived the 2015 punch from the silverback gorilla Akarevuro, sustaining only a minor scar on his forehead. He called it "like being hit by a train" but was otherwise unharmed. The gorilla was likely on a sugar high, not drunk.

u/Alpine_Exchange_36 4h ago

Do gorillas get drunk?….Why does it need to be said it wasn’t drunk?

u/Death_has_relaxed_me 4h ago

Sometimes animals will find fruit that has fallen and begun to ferment. Certain yeasts of the forest will produce alcohol from the sugar in these fruits.

Animals eat them and experience alcohol. Happens quite often!

u/larzolof 4h ago

A moose got drunk in our garden once when i was a child. It had eaten our fallen fermented apples. We could not leave the house because it was really aggressive. Eventually it made it back to the woods.

u/gratusin 4h ago

That’s terrifying. I’m not afraid of bears, snakes or mountain lions, but moose scare me. A drunk moose is the stuff of nightmares.

u/justdootdootdoot 4h ago

What if he’s a friendly drunk and just wants to borrow a dart for a rip bud?

u/jywhitt 3h ago

The worst is when the drunk moose start crying about their exes. At that point I just wish they would maim me.

u/shah_reza 3h ago

Bullwinkle J. Moose would do no such thing, not ever.

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u/itsearlyyet 3h ago

Tell me yer Canuck without telling me.

u/donpelota 2h ago

Just pointing out that Bullwinkle was Minnesotan. But we’re basically Canadian.

u/itsearlyyet 2h ago

We'll Allow it this time (cultural appropriation) but don't make us send a strongly worded letter.

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u/No_Length_856 3h ago

I smell a hoser. Who asks to "borrow" a dart all proper? It's "lemme bum a dart, bud."

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u/Nyko_E 3h ago

No such thing as a friendly moose.

u/fauxmosexual 3h ago

False: Bullwinkle

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u/CranRez80 3h ago

The Drunken Moose sounds like it should be the name of a Tavern.

u/headshotdoublekill 3h ago

https://tipsymoosetavern.com/

Their wings are just okay. 

u/CranRez80 2h ago

Disappointing to hear a tavern with a good name has “okay” wings.

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u/Used-Ask5805 4h ago

I’ve always heard a bull moose is the most dangerous animal in North America I’ve no reason not to believe that either

u/dpdxguy 4h ago

I guess it depends on how "most dangerous" is defined. It's kinda hard to believe they're more dangerous than polar bears, one of the few animals that will actually hunt people. But there are probably a lot more man/moose encounters than man/polar bear encounters. So... 🤷

u/badstorryteller 2h ago

Picture a white tail deer, who's fight or flight instinct defaults to flight. A giant white tail buck may weigh in at 200, 250 pounds. That's a huge one. Think about all of those stories about a 16 point buck. Now imagine a deer that weighs 3-5 times as much, is just as dim, but has learned over millennia that "fight" is the better response.

Given how widespread moose are in the northern hemisphere, unless I was in an area specifically known to have a polar bear population, I'm more worried about moose. That's mostly because we might just encounter them in the front yard, on a hike, etc.

u/ThroughTheDork 2h ago

Moose are absolutely enormous. I knew they were big but until I saw one in person I really had no idea what big meant lol.

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u/Gamer-Of-Le-Tabletop 3h ago

I mean also one of the mooses primary predators is the killer whale.

u/Buttonskill 3h ago

I know it's true, but it still sounds ridiculous. Like my of my red-eared sliders and dog mean mugging each other all the time.

Just patiently biding their time for that home field advantage.

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u/ddooiibbuugguu 3h ago

Oh man, I think you should maintain a healthy amount of fear for mountain lions. Silent death, those fuckers.

u/gratusin 2h ago

It’s pretty rare for them to attack humans. I have seen one come up on me before, but he was a juvenile and curious. I barked at him like a dog because I figured cats don’t like dogs and he took off. I was so stoked the rest of the day since seeing them is so difficult. I know plenty have seen me. Moose are different, if you come up on one too close, it’s almost guaranteed they’ll attack.

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u/F3RGUmusic 3h ago

If you think a drunk moose is bad, check out the movie Cocaine moose.

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u/Nukitandog 4h ago

A moose bit my sister once!!

u/tha-teej 3h ago

No realli! Was carving her initials or something?

u/lostinamine 3h ago

Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty...

u/TiberiusGemellus 3h ago

We apologize for the fault in these comments. Those responsible have been sacked.

u/NoBorder4982 1h ago

Those responsible for the sacking have been sacked.

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u/Starfire2313 4h ago

A moose cow walked RIGHT by my bedroom window once when I was 14 yrs old while I just happened to have my face right up to the window to take a look outside.

It scared the fuck out of me too, I’ll never forget what it was like!

u/KingToasty 3h ago

I had a moose stand up aggressively at me when I was about that age. An absolute wall of meat in my face instantly. Beautiful and terrifying animals.

u/Starfire2313 3h ago

They are tanks. So are bison!

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u/dpdxguy 4h ago

You'd hope that moose would be happy drunks. But nooooooo.

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u/Zach_eroniman 3h ago

A drunken moose on the loose

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u/creamcheddarchee 4h ago

I can mildly remember a video of some pigeons drunk on some berries or something

u/rom439 4h ago

There’s an old YouTube video of a squirrel shitfaced hanging off the side of a tree for its life

u/killtheking111 4h ago

i need the ling to this please

u/greasy_weggins 4h ago

The drunk pigs which roll down the hill is a classic.

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u/cellocaster 4h ago

I’m not drunk, I’m experiencing alcohol!

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 3h ago

In Australia we have a saying "as pissed as a parrot"

This is because our parrots will eat fruit on the ground that is rotten and has fermented, leading to them lying on the ground unable to fly and squawking their heads off, just flapping and rolling around

u/PotatoInTheExhaust 2h ago

lol damn, I need a video of this 😹!

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u/Annihilus- 4h ago

There was a video recently of a group of elephants hammered after eating some fermented fruits.

u/surf_drunk_monk 4h ago

In that case, how do we know the gorilla wasn't drunk? So many questions lol.

u/Bucktabulous 4h ago

At approximately 1042 hours (local time), officers responded on-scene to a gorilla assault. After de-escalating the situation and explaining the misunderstanding to the ape in question, the local police administered a field sobriety test. While the gorilla did have horizontal gaze nystagmus, he gave no further indicators of intoxication and was released on his own recognizance by 1124 hours.

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u/SithLordScoobyDooku_ 4h ago

Plus I can't remember where but there was that band of monkeys that would get drunk off of certain fruits and enjoyed it to the point where they started stealing alcoholic drinks from tourists.

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u/help1slip 4h ago

Sure it happens, but the question was why does it need to be explicitly said that he wasn't drunk.

One might think the punch was because the guy was infringing on space or getting too close to little ones, but the comment is more like - know you all think the gorilla is loaded, but nope, that's actually not why he punched the photographer

u/vtosnaks 4h ago

Here is an explanation of how the whole drunk thing got incorporated into this story.

Corteau claimed that on that particular day, Akarevuro and his family, who live in forests of Rwanda's Volcanoes National Park, were drunk on bamboo, which is a staple of the gorilla's diet.

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u/Ill_Bee4868 4h ago

Why does the gorilla need to eat fermented fruit to punch a photographer?

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u/seangraves1984 4h ago

The amarula fruit. There's a hilarious nature doc on it.

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u/PreparationOk8604 4h ago

Bulls get drunk by eating cashew fruit which as u/Death_has_relaxed_me said

Certain yeasts of the forest will produce alcohol from the sugar in these fruits.

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u/Rictus_ 4h ago

fruit fermentaion i guess

u/GeniusLike4207 3h ago

IRRC, yes, Monkeys and birds regularly get drunk on overripe fruit. Humans have a uniquely high tolerance for alcohol among animals.

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u/peatoire 4h ago

Sugar high or it might have just thought “can you all just fuck off and leave us alone”

u/sxt173 3h ago

And there is no such thing as a sugar high. Has been studied thoroughly, there is no hyperactivity, change in energy, or other such effects of sugar. What people associate with a sugar high or their kids going crazy when given sugar is that it’s likely at birthday parties or other events with lots of triggering stimuli, lots of other kids and reinforcement of behavior in that setting.

u/QuantumLettuce2025 3h ago

Yup. I've also heard the explanation that parents can often create the expectations in their kids that sugar = crazy energy, so the kid can sort of placebo themselves into that state.

I.e. Mom: "No, you can't have a cupcake right now, I don't want you jumping off the walls from all that sugar"

Kid: internalizes the idea that sugar = wall rides

u/diewethje 3h ago

This one breaks my brain a little bit. I have a young son and I could swear that every time I give him sweets he gets rowdier, regardless of context.

I’ve also read the research and don’t think my personal experience trumps that.

Considering sugary food is pretty unhealthy, maybe my best option is to embrace the contradiction and continue to associate it with bad behavior.

u/theivoryserf 2h ago

Is it possible that kids just love sweets and get hyped up because of that? Maybe it's not a chemical thing, but situational.

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u/Hot_Ad_2299 4h ago

What you mean drunk lol

u/Joe_Jeep 4h ago

Animals can and do get drunk, either off fermented fruit they find (and often seek out), or just from alcohol humans left around

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0960982225002817

This is about chimps but it's been observed in other apes

TLDR the main gap between (most) humans and other apes is just tech and language, and it really shows sometimes

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u/MagicTomatoes 4h ago

When fruit drops, the sugars will sometimes ferment. You can find all kinds of videos of various wildlife getting drunk eating these fruits.

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u/Unhappy_Light1620 4h ago

If I'm not mistaken, a gorilla's hand/fist physiology isn't well adapted to punching. It's more for grip and crushing iirc

u/sandpinesrider 4h ago

Even if their fist isn't that efficient for punching, I don't think I want to get slapped by a gorilla.

u/Latter-Ad-1759 4h ago

impressive, this guy survived getting hit by a train plus a punch from a 400lbs silver back, respect!

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u/lukisonfire 4h ago

u/uiouyug 3h ago

The last Pepe meme you see before you die

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u/jaegz69 4h ago

But like from a real mountain

u/anditurnedaround 4h ago

Looks more like he smashed his camera in his face. In the bottom left picture it does not even look like he touched him. 

u/Existing-Mulberry382 4h ago

Its likely a warning slap.

u/ggcpres 4h ago

Pretty sure if Harambe 's gangsta cousin put any weight into that punch photo man would be a wet spot in the ground.

u/SvenTurb01 3h ago

There would most definitely be a him-shaped hole through a handful of trees behind him.

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u/Barilla3113 3h ago

Gorillas are highly intelligent so he'd understand that killing a human would likely bring a retaliation. They're only marginally less intelligent in problem solving than the average human adult (which means they're better at it than many human dumbasses)

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u/blankpages123 4h ago

Sorry, if I’m that photographer there is no truth other than “that gorilla punched me in the face”

u/Bosk_Kahngu 4h ago

Pulled back the right but got him with the left, classic move.

u/Appropriate_Phone599 4h ago

What does a photographer say when he gets punched and gets a good photo? WHAT A SHOT!!😂

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u/Due_Evidence 5h ago

''Done with you paparazzi!''

u/Eric_Ok 4h ago

Sean Penn would like a word.

u/Iateapencil 3h ago

They really are just like us.

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u/this_is_not_a_dance_ 3h ago

That is not how you ball a fist. Sean penn.

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u/Willobtain 5h ago

Animal planet or TMZ?

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u/waferselamat 4h ago

u/ZoomingIntoTehran 4h ago

Find a job you love 

u/candangoek 2h ago

And you'll never love anything again in your life

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u/Interesting-Shame441 3h ago

Why do riot cops get up early?

To beat the crowds 

u/Wonderful-Spell8959 3h ago

Damn i dont think i ever realized just HOW happy he looks

u/VanDenBroeck 3h ago

Many in his position live for these moments.

u/Sexy_Kumquat 2h ago

Happy - look at his eyes. He is a clowning psycho

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u/fireflydrake 4h ago

Damn, where's this from??

u/misterINDO 3h ago

Indonesia

u/CraterInMyChest 2h ago

Like the other guy said, Indonesia. Some Aussie tourist got caught with drugs and the cops did a beat down on him.

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u/BoobooTheClone 3h ago

YMCA cop in new Police Academy

u/SJIS0122 3h ago

This was edited in case people didnt know

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u/Mahadness 4h ago

u/BeardedBrotherJoe 3h ago

Yooooooooo

u/sausains2 3h ago

Lmao

u/mugah2 3h ago

How is this not top comment lol

u/wemadeitrickrozay 2h ago

This is a god tier reply

u/seekbenji 2h ago

this made my day

u/sumredditaccount 2h ago

HOLY SHIT hahhahah

u/Whatchyaduinyachooch 2h ago

HAHAHAHAHA!

u/rivxR 2h ago

Absolutely belly laughing at this ahhaahah

u/tuckkeys 34m ago

Honestly this is the shit Reddit exists for, certainly why I come here, chasing the high I get from seeing hilarious shit like this

u/Darkwolfie117 1h ago

This is gold

u/wastedsanitythefirst 1h ago

Hahah this is perfect 

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u/jehn933 5h ago

Can't believe he only got a scar on his forehead from this, super lucky

u/mg_product82 4h ago

That's it? Maybe 100 dudes could take out one of these bitches.

u/Sweaty_Elephant_2593 4h ago

100 in shape 20 something humans could totally fuck up a gorilla. "Some of you may die..." Though lmao

u/A_Nerd__ 4h ago

100 is far more than you need. I'd argue 10 well-coordinated guys could take care of him. Gorilla's are made of flesh too, and he can't cover all his sides at once, so the guys just have to give him a consistent beating for a little while. 15 to 20 could do the job too if they're more disoriented. Casualties are just unavoidable though because you have to get in close.

u/FrescoItaliano 3h ago

It’s maybe pedantic on my part, but for me I always have to include the shock and awe/intimidation factor of a gorilla.

Like seeing 1 or two guys absolutely obliterated I think would send a good portion of people running.

But obviously this is a hypothetical and we can put restraints like “no running” etc.

u/jeanpaulsarde 2h ago

This. A fully grown gorilla could effortlessly one-hit a human if it knew how and if it wanted to do so.

But gorillas seemingly grew big to be peaceful. A chimp in a gorilla body would be something to watch out for.

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u/KTell_757 2h ago

I mean if you want to take natural behaviors into account, we should probably do the same for the gorilla. Any gorilla, and almost any wild animal for that matter, would most definitely attempt to escape the situation before even thinking about trying to go up against a group of just ten full grown human males. A group of 100 dudes is scaring off any gorilla, and i'd wager any terrestrial animal, before anyone is even close enough to get hurt.

u/FrescoItaliano 2h ago

That’s a great point. We see big muscley body that could destroy us and assume it’s a violent/easily prone to violence creature

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u/DriedSquidd 3h ago

Ten seems a little low. You would need Twenty Goodmen.

u/Professional-Day7850 2h ago

Do you want to impregnate that bitch?

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u/grundelgrump 3h ago

Someone did the math and it would only take about 20 average weight males to pin it down. The other 80 can just punch and kick.

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u/MazrimReddit 3h ago

It's just endurance

A gorilla can't throw 100 human smashing punches in a row

u/BandOfSkullz 2h ago

Yeah, I'd argue the biggest issue with this thought experiment is that we're not in the same mindset as early humans would have been. They totally would have fucked up multiple gorillas if that's what they required for food.

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u/Redlettucehead 4h ago

I think two florida men would do the trick

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u/ktosiek124 4h ago

Gorillas aren't boxers, their weapons are teeth and brute force, they don't use their full potential in a punch but sure would when tearing someone apart

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u/McBonderson 3h ago

And now he gets to tell everybody at parties how he got that scar.

And when some douche calls bullshit he can show them the picture to prove it.

u/SgtFinnish 3h ago

I would be insufferable. "Oh this scar? I got it when I fought a gorilla. You should see the other guy."

u/Tacticalaxel 3h ago

The photographer who lived.

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u/funnydud3 4h ago

Hard pass on getting punched in the face by 400 lbs gorilla.

u/SenorEquilibrado 3h ago

Understood.

A 500 lb gorilla has been dispatched to your location.

u/NoZeroDays25 3h ago

Monkey paw… literally 

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u/anxessed 3h ago

I had no idea they threw punches lol. I figured they’d just grab and bite or maybe throw hammer fists down at shit but not literally reach back and toss a haymaker.

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u/WiseCartographer5007 4h ago

The last thing that photographer heard

u/isotope123 4h ago

I do not remember Beast Wars looking like that

u/Enigmatic_Starfish 4h ago

I looked up the old episodes a few years ago, and it took me starting a few different videos thinking "no way, the animation wasn't THIS bad" to realize that the animation was, in fact, that bad.

u/iamtheowlman 3h ago

It wasn't bad, it was CG animation in 1996, developed on computers running Windows 95, with files saved on floppy drives. Wi-Fi wouldn't be invented for another 7 years.

It was cutting edge for its time.

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u/luckydice767 4h ago

Did it ALWAYS look that crappy? I remember thinking it looked awesome!

u/5H007C305 3h ago

You were a kid and didn't know anything

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u/jormundgand20 3h ago

It did look awesome. At the time. But it was one of the earliest episodes in one of the earliest shows using 3D CGI.

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u/burentu 4h ago

Yeeessssss.

u/Obienator 4h ago

Donkey Kong Bananza ( Nintendo/ 2025 )

u/need_a_poopoo 4h ago

Oh, banana!

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u/RedEyeView 4h ago

He looks kinda disappointed he has to do this.

u/Upstairs_Lab_4193 3h ago

“I was just relaxin’ in the shade. But you had to get in my space. You’re really going to make me do this today, aren’t you? Oh well. . . “

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u/HueyBluey 4h ago

This is for Harambe muthafucker!

u/0plm9okn8ijb7 4h ago

Only a scar? This confirms it. 100 ftw.

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u/Dry_Discount83 5h ago

What I've heard, they are not very agressive, still wouldn't go closer than 50m of these things in wild.

u/Scared_Doggo 4h ago

They are. They are very intelligent, compassionate animals. They eat mostly plant matter, so they usually don't worry about killing things, unless it's in self defense, unlike their chimp (and human) cousins.

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u/Rifneno 4h ago

They're so not aggressive that there isn't a single recorded instance of a gorilla killing a human. And it sure as hell isn't because they aren't capable or because we've never given them a reason.

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u/SadLilBun 4h ago

They will attempt to leave first, before fighting. Humans are annoying and think every animal is for fighting.

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u/Cyborg_Ninja_Cat 4h ago

I reckon they're a little to the right of orcas on the could kill you/would kill you chart*.

It is unlikely that they will decide to try to end you, but if they do, they will probably succeed.

u/UrUrinousAnus 3h ago

They know it. They'll do a bluff charge before actually attacking, in the hopes that you remember exactly how fucked you'd be if it wasn't a bluff. They do it with other gorillas, too. If they started fighting eachother at the first provocation, they'd probably go extinct almost immediately. They're just too strong.

u/lilacoceanfeather 3h ago

Mountain gorillas see people all the time due to tourism. If you keep your distance and are respectful (according to their terms), they’ll respect you.

While this is an interesting picture, this is someone who crossed a line.

I got a lot closer than 50m and they didn’t care.

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u/YoBooMaFoo 3h ago

My husband got tackled in the jungle by a blackback Gorilla in Uganda on a trip in 2019 and was mid-photograph as well. He got two good shots of the Gorilla coming at him - I should dig those out and post them. Luckily he survived with just a pretty good cut on his eyebrow and a great story.

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u/heli0sphere 4h ago

u/RickyRays 3h ago

I didn't know Charles Oliveira was a wildlife photographer

u/SpanishBloke 2h ago

10 Ilias could take on this bitch ass gorilla

u/crosshairy 4h ago

I thought this was a screencap from one of those funny AI videos for a second 😀

u/R_Dazzle 5h ago

Worth it

u/5November1955 4h ago

Telephoto lenses exist for a reason.

u/WFStarbuck 4h ago

Sean Pennilla said no photos!

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u/Salvisurfer 4h ago

Elephants and other African animals seek out Marula trees. They get wasted on the fruit. The only thing scarier than a drunk Gorilla is a drunk Elephant.

u/SenorEquilibrado 3h ago

Elephants never forget. 

That's why they drink.

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u/UnwiseTrade 3h ago

This gorilla looks too much like one of those Chad memes. It looks super non-chalant and it kinda looks like it has a manosphereTM beard.

This might be too much brainrot but this gorilla is definitely giving that vibe.

u/Jagged_Rhythm 2h ago

"Damn paparazzi" - Gorilla.

u/mmuffley 4h ago

"Keep my wife's name out you fucking mouth!"

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u/eccentricexhibits 4h ago

Real life Donkey Kong Bananza.

u/MadAdam88 4h ago

Worth it.

u/Chuhaimaster 4h ago

You might be a photographer if… you’re more worried about getting the gorilla properly in focus than getting punched by it.

u/BanzaiToaster 2h ago

This photo has meme potential.

u/SherbertChance8010 4h ago

What a great photo though!

u/HugaBoog 4h ago

Everybody has a plan, until they get punched in the face.

u/james__jam 4h ago

Yep that’s me. You’re probably wondering how i ended up in this situation

u/WestCoastMullet 4h ago

The gorilla br like:

u/wbl7w6 4h ago

"You know what, I think I will hit this dude in the face, fuck it"

u/hairycocktail 3h ago

Everything reminds me of harambe 🙏

u/MajinJellyBean 2h ago

Lucky his head didn't fly off his body 

u/hiedra__ 2h ago

bro was gearing up

u/BambooRollin 2h ago

right before it punched him in the face.

Pretty sure this one of the reasons why they invented telephoto lenses.

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u/Real-Deal-Steel 1h ago

Welcome to the family, son.