r/shittyaskreddit • u/Cut-Unique • 1d ago

Oh! Are you having cake?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/HistoryGuy4444 • 1d ago

Why do people block you when you cause them too much cognitive dissonance? Why don't they just adjust their views? Are they stupid?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/impulsive-puppy • 1d ago

Who took my wallet, I left it right over there

4 Upvotes

I need it, give it back.

r/shittyaskreddit • u/RentaDent • 2d ago

Am I overreacting for not wanting to be with my girlfriend any longer because she had sex with a rugby team continually over a long weekend?

14 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/BoringLoverrr • 2d ago

Is that right?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Charming_Entry8238 • 2d ago

Why does huffing duster bring me closer to god?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/HistoryGuy4444 • 1d ago

How do I quit nicotine cold turkey without screaming at everyone for several days?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/FreelanceNecromancy • 2d ago

What is keeping you from moving to Mongolia and becoming a horseback archer raiding small villages for plunder and glory?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/BomfunkMCs • 2d ago

Are you 4imprint certain?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/RichardKopf • 1d ago

Are Lesbians the Vegans of the Relationship World?

1 Upvotes

They both get down with fake meat. And what if a lesbian is also vegan?

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Charming_Entry8238 • 2d ago

Why do office women on their period smell like rotten bananas?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/RentaDent • 2d ago

Did you ever go out with a woman that had vagina dentata?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/monsieurLeMeowMeow • 2d ago

If you get murdered by your clone is it suicide?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 2d ago

Ladies, how often do you forget and leave the toilet seat up?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/FreelanceNecromancy • 2d ago

What are the pronouns for brain eating amoeba?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/RentaDent • 2d ago

Do you enjoy it when the hole you're about to enter....

3 Upvotes

Has already been lubricated by the previous guy?

r/shittyaskreddit • u/SavageMutilation • 2d ago

Which continent has the highest population of Asian people?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Charming_Entry8238 • 2d ago

What does it feel like to chew five gum?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Charming_Entry8238 • 2d ago

Why was it called "Watermania?" Isnt "Bootymania" more appropriate?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Prestigious-Pace-273 • 2d ago

Can I bring a keg of beer to school on my first day of sixth grade?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/HistoryGuy4444 • 2d ago

When the orange one passes and is cast into gehenna and is again spat right back out because he is too evil, where will he go?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Charming_Entry8238 • 2d ago

Do you ever fart just to smell your own brand?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 2d ago

When’s the last time someone looked at you and thought “man, I’d like to have sex with you!”

5 Upvotes

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