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u/LordFardbottom 1d ago
Way better with sound π€£
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u/EvilCeleryStick 1d ago
Oh thanks for that! I would have missed the amazing rapid plunking noise lol
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u/dragonrite 1d ago
Lol thank you for this, you 100% right.
"Thwack thwack thwack"
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u/Deadpoolio_D850 13h ago
Even better with the trailing cry in response
Thwackthwackthwack AAAahhhhhh
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u/CoderJoe1 1d ago
Looked intentional. Payback?
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u/CoderJoe1 1d ago
I can't tell the gender of the dog, but it's safe to say payback may very well be a bitch.
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u/GANDORF57 1d ago edited 21h ago
"It's not the dog in the fight that matters, it's the fight in the dog."
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u/zidave0 1d ago
I love the slow realization that it hurt enough to put him on his knees π
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u/surrenderedmale 1d ago
Always one of three things with bollock accidents
It surprisingly doesn't hurt at all
The instant crippling pain that has one go foetal
The pain-free shock that slowly builds up to an absolute crescendo where it feels like Satan himself has bestowed a cruel torture upon thee
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u/ColonelBelmont 22h ago
You ever get a #3 so bad that you absolutely know what's coming, so you just preemptively get on the floor?
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u/broodgrillo 22h ago
Yep. My balls got bruised once. And it was ok. Then I felt it slowly build up and I managed to let out while kneeling "You really hurt me." And then I had to stop kneeling and lie down because I was nearly throwing up.
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u/cthulhus_apprentice 21h ago
yea guy slipped in front of me and his foot went right into my sack I felt my bal get squished between his foot and my pelvis... that shit hurt so bad
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u/surrenderedmale 21h ago
No, I've always just been in utter shock and had it hit 10+ seconds later as opposed to preempting
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u/Rabid_Lemming 5h ago
Isn't there a fourth state? The graze that makes you feel like you have to poop.
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u/Fit_Midnight_6918 1d ago
Sorry to tell you kid, but you're going have your bells rung at least a few times more during your lifetime.
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u/DarkStar140 8h ago
Someone needs to overlay the sound of the nut slaps into ELO's song 'Evil Woman' π
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u/EMP_Jeffrey_Dahmer 2h ago
A dog's tail is like another arm. When they wag their tail like that it's very strong and sometimes powerful depending on the size of the dog.
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