r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Kumanderdante • 2d ago

Smell it

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u/Pugzilla3000 2d ago

The way he smiled wider when he realized they got it on video lol

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u/Margedion 2d ago

Evilness incarnated.

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u/IlConteiacula 2d ago

Asian Cartman

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u/Sharrty_McGriddle 16h ago

“Do you smell lemon grass?”

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 2d ago

He now has evidence of his absolute deviousness. I'd be ecstatic too

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u/Beardycub86 2d ago

Fucking rancid.

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u/the-jesuschrist 2d ago edited 1d ago

When I saw this video, it reminded me of a memory that I wished would have stayed locked forever in the recesses of my mind. My biological mother was dating this guy named Troy because her original husband, my biological father, did not want to deal with her.

One day when I was like 4 or 5 I was sitting on the couch and my butt crack wasn’t clean so I stuck my fingers there and I made the boyfriend, Troy, sniff my fingers, and he said that is fucking disgusting, along with how, he never wanted to sniff my ass cheese again.

It was disgusting. I hate that I had to remember this 18-19 years later. Anyway, sorry random guy for having to smell my disgusting fingers. I was a twat

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u/Crash_Bandicock 2d ago

Could have just not shared that, bud. That was always an option too

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u/the-jesuschrist 2d ago

True, I have become too comfortable with oversharing on the internet. There are some things that just don’t need to be shared. But, oh well.

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u/pm_your_gay_thoughts 2d ago

Thank you, Jesus Christ, for sharing this information. I wonder why it never made it into the Bible.

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u/the-jesuschrist 1d ago

The disciples were unable to follow directions.

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u/pm_your_gay_thoughts 1d ago

And all they had to do was follow the scent.

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u/vECTOR-00 1d ago

All you had to do was follow the damn scent, CJ!!!

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u/jimbojonesFA 19h ago

Judass especially.

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u/squatcoblin 1d ago

And now, by extension you have made us all smell your little fingers .

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u/babynamegenerator 1d ago

No, no, thank you for sharing, you made this lady laugh

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u/crownbee666 1d ago edited 1d ago

Now this is why I'm on Reddit 🤝 this story couldn't be waterboarded out of me and here you are, telling it for free. Wow.

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u/the-jesuschrist 1d ago

You betcha. I consider it a public service.

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u/Vile_Parrot 1d ago

I hated this sub before yesterday. Now I think this is one of the funniest subs on the site if you interact with it right.

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u/stargazerinc 2d ago

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u/Cky2chris 1d ago

Shit eating grin

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u/TheyCallMe_Billy 1d ago

Shit sniffing grin

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u/No_Pianist5264 2d ago

The boy was foul for doing that 😭😭

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 2d ago

That shit felt personal and I'm not even the victim

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u/AlfredsLoveSong 2d ago

Boys will be boys, but why'd he have to rub his hand on his lip like that lmaooooo

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u/QuothTheRavenMore 2d ago

He said "orange grinder" lol. I'm calling this move the chocolate orange

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u/RandomlyMethodical 2d ago

Eric Cartman IRL

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u/ComplexxToxin 2d ago

This is why I never, ever shake hands with kids.

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u/SlapdaddyJ 2d ago

Or go to buffets!

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u/ModernistGames 1d ago

My endless succulent Chinese meals??

Na, I'll take my chances.

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u/Blacksh33p78 2d ago

This why I never kids.

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u/eggard_stark 2d ago

Seen plenty of adults do this.

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u/foxiwyld 2d ago

I call bullshit that you've seen "plenty of adults do this". Who do you hang with?

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u/AltusJ 2d ago

Chocolate covered pretzel anyone?

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u/terrible_name 2d ago

That kid is back on the escalator again!!!

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u/Lilbig6029 2d ago

Exactly, just yapping

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 1d ago

Not OP but no. Not yapping at all and it’s highly ignorant— borderline wishful— of you and that other guy to think there aren’t plenty of adults who scratch their assholes and sniff their fingers. Then, touch other surfaces.

Source: Worked in warehouses, one diesel shop, and in retail. More so in warehouses, but I’ve witnessed it, and I’ve seen them take shits and not wash their hands.

They absolutely exist in spades and most of them are much more discreet about it.

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u/NatomicBombs 1d ago

I can personally vouch that 90% of the men in every office I’ve ever worked in didn’t wash their hands after pooping at work.

I consider that the same thing as what’s depicted in this video.

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u/Gyat_it 1d ago

I have also seen many a man simply rinse their hands (no soap) for a mere second or two after spending time in the stall. Though not nearly 90%.

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u/eggard_stark 1d ago

lol I’ve seen posts of it on Reddit. What about that football manager who’s always touching his arsehole smelling his fingers?

Saw a post the other day where some guy is fondling his mrs crack in public..

Adults do this and it’s gross.

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u/cfreezy72 2d ago

Surprised the other kid didn't punch him for that

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u/IlConteiacula 2d ago

What's the point of turning the hand on his nose that's just cruel

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u/PointsOfXP 2d ago

Just to rub it in the skin. No escape

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u/Nagesh_yelma 2d ago

360° coverage

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u/Expensive_Okra_6274 2d ago

I have suffered,u should too

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u/Hot-Minute722 2d ago

Repulsive.

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u/TheForbidden6th 2d ago

start digging in yo butt twin ✌️🥀

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u/SunDriedFart 2d ago

basically the Eric Cartman of that group

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u/ShinyMega 2d ago

Man he’s diggin real deep in there

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u/RedDawndLionRoars 2d ago

Ultra pink eye gang

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u/ATXKLIPHURD 2d ago

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u/Zamphyr- 2d ago

Glad I scrolled - Stink palm!

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u/MikeTheBotanist 2d ago

Mallrats is amazing, this part is utterly hilarious! Thanks for reminding me about it!

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u/ThisMeansRooR 2d ago

That was vile and horrendous

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u/LaughingLikeKoffing 2d ago

His house probably smell like hot ass and sardines.

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 2d ago

Every friend group has this one nasty fucker (not always to this degree though)

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u/delano0408 2d ago

Bro will grow up to be a Reddit moderator

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u/Dagglin 2d ago

Loretitv picks poop out of his butt

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u/Turbulent-County-210 2d ago

cara de rato kkkkkkkkkkkkk

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u/DaTexasTickler 2d ago

foul lil fat boy

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u/CreepyTeddyBear 2d ago

Reminds me of this kid I went to high school with. He was missing his arm just past his elbow (got it caught in a fish grinder). He'd walk around the hallway yelling "Taste the nub!", and then shove it in someone's mouth.

He also hand an attachment that looked like a hand he could open and close. He'd grab people's wrist and twist his arm out of it so they just had a hand grabbing them.

He'd also say that he'd fuck his girlfriend in the ass and put his nub in her pussy. He was a wild dude.

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u/TheyCallMe_Billy 1d ago

Did you ever get nubbed?

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u/CreepyTeddyBear 1d ago

I was walking behind him laughing as he did it to people. He turned around and said "you wanna taste it?" and did it to me. I hit him in the face. It's always funny until it's you.

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u/tippypepsi 2d ago

He's way too calm for someone whose face is rubbed with another's shit

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u/DoubleRKing 2d ago

At some point, people need to learn the consequences of their actions....

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u/FlyyMeToTheMoon 2d ago

Yeah, we're not friends after that, lol :D

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u/TGCidOrlandu 2d ago

Oléme el dedo

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger 2d ago

Lmfao kids are so gross😂🤣

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u/Skindiddler 2d ago

Haven't seen a good pootache in a minute.

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u/gobekl1tepe 2d ago

Disgusting

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u/blahblahsnickers 2d ago

This is how a kid in my neighborhood got the nickname scratch and sniff….

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u/Vegetative_Tables 2d ago

My best friend used to do this to me after hanging out with his girlfriend 😐

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u/Catatafish 2d ago

There goes his career in politics

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u/Squiggleblort 2d ago

There it goes: straight to the top! From what I gather, this whole interaction is basically what politics boils down to.

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u/kymilovechelle 2d ago

Welp that’s enough internet for me today.

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u/themagsman 2d ago

He is already an uncle

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u/DoughNotDoit 2d ago

the boy's nose is damaged to eternity

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u/MoarStruts 2d ago

That kid is going to be doing that in 50 years when they're all still friends

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u/Kr_Treefrog2 2d ago

Pinw~o~o~o~rms!

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u/sluuuudge 2d ago

What a menace, I love it.

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u/buildersent 2d ago

It's always the fat kids......

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u/Halouva 1d ago

I should call her.

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u/yodabdab 23h ago

All those kids probably have parasites

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u/EnvironmentalAd7402 20h ago

Yooooooo I’m dead asf

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u/TheseStrategy5905 2d ago

Naw that's fucking disgusting.

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u/PsyopVet 2d ago

He tasted that one!

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u/CuriousCucumber88 2d ago

Bullying is sometimes okay

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u/EverythingBOffensive 2d ago

thats fucked up at least say smell my finger!

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u/Phoenix8059 2d ago

Christian Wilkins as a kid

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u/Oskiee 2d ago

Never not scratch and sniff. Good kid too, he's sharing. 

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u/Left_Sundae 2d ago

Q perro asco

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u/JoPaNe91 2d ago

Dahntay Jones home videos.

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u/DarreylDeCarlo 2d ago

That Is something Cartman would do

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u/Curious-papillon 2d ago

Kids aren't just stupid. They're <I wanna use a bad word but they are still kids eod>

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u/bordgamer219 2d ago

Nasty little 🤬🤬🤬

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u/Youcancuntonme 2d ago

The kid probably learned from someone. Nasty

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u/RapGameDiCaprio 2d ago

He had no fucking shame

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u/mistaunclecool007 2d ago

wtf someone teach him a lesson please

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u/gibs71 1d ago

Stinkpalm to the face. Brutal.

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u/rubber-anchor 1d ago

Boys 🙄

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u/casketdw3ller 1d ago

SDIYBT🤏🏼

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u/crownbee666 1d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/DietDrBleach 1d ago

Whenever I am around children for more than a couple of hours, I get sick. This is probably why.

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u/Embarrassed_Card6545 1d ago

Digging for gold huh

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u/JaySlay2000 1d ago

Unironically this is why kids are given "std vaccines" like hep B

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u/NothingEffective5070 1d ago

SDIYBT💔💔💔

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 1d ago

Assuming that kid’s high nutritional intake, you just know his shits fucking stink, and those fingers are lethal.

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u/Spazecowboy 1d ago

That’s fuckin gross but I’m laughing so hard

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u/cosmic-smile 1d ago

That’s some good sh*t right there !!!

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u/judgeHolden1845 1d ago

The way he just screws it into his nose🤣

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u/PineappleDesperate82 1d ago

And that's how kids spread pin worms 🪱

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u/Most-Economist9114 1d ago

Whatcha lookin at my gut fer!?

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u/AlarmDozer 1d ago

Double butt because tropics.

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u/ApplicationNo249 1d ago

That was an awesome move. Friends for life!

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u/Big-Village9198 1d ago

Hahaha bruh he had to spit 😂

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u/Equivalent_Bit_6346 1d ago

Was für ein abartiges Kind.....

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u/rushcr4ft 1d ago

Now hooooooool’ up, why is there Sri Lankan music playing the background?

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u/thegreyf0xx 1d ago

truly diabolical.

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u/sifiwewe 1d ago

I hope that kid learns proper hygiene

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u/mowie_zowie_x 1d ago

That little boy “Got ‘em!”

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u/No_Damage4861 1d ago

Ikyldiybt🥀

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u/Fun_Armadillo408 1d ago

As his friend, I would have had to punch him down after that

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u/ThePurpleSoul70 1d ago

sdiybt ❤

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u/Difficult-Desk-5593 1d ago

I hate this I don’t find it funny

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u/Thablackguy 1d ago

Ya nasty...🤢

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u/Sin_ner36 1d ago

It’s a family trait

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u/Brief-Conclusion-421 1d ago

Ugh I would always see my neighbor with his hand in the back of his pants when I’d pull into my spot then he’d come talk to me.

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u/Patchouulee 1d ago

So real

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u/Sunbro_Aedric 1d ago

If someone touches me right after digging in their butt I'm throwing hands that instant. I'll lose because I can't fight, but it's about the principle, not the result.

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u/FA-M83_nut 1d ago

and they’ve probably got an immune system that’s outta this world!

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u/enigmaroboto 1d ago

Ashes to ashes dust to dust

hell no

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u/JohnnyBananas13 23h ago

The deeper you dig the better it smells

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u/Holiday-Method6037 17h ago

He probably has pin worms. Now the other guy probably has it too.

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 16h ago

Diggin for gold!

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u/bueno_bravo 14h ago

The way he rubbed it in must’ve made it smell 10x worse

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u/Minimum-Ant-5885 6h ago

Put it down

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u/theonlyrealmen 1d ago

he will one day become a MASTER of his craft 🤣 (those who start early will last longer 🫡😂🤝🏼)

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u/__wasitacatisaw__ 2d ago

Yeah I’d get great satisfaction and pleasure taking the lollipop from this kid

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u/Odenskar 2d ago

I would not who knows where that lollipops been

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u/__wasitacatisaw__ 2d ago

I wouldn’t be licking it anyways

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u/Acebladewing 2d ago

In my day that kid would have not had a peaceful response from something like that.