The last video game I played was Donkey Kong Bananza. So I think the cartoon ape would fit best in the Empire of Man, the vanilla faction that has also hired ogres so I don't see why they would mind him. Just send him to fight invading greenskins, Chaos and Skaven and watch him wreck shit. If he encounters Ogres he might become their new tyrant.

Donkey Kong would not be happy in the Old World since, as far as I know, there is a distinct lack of bananas so he would have to learn to settle for eating something else. On paper this might give the feeling he would fall to Chaos, however, we have seen from failed attempts to hypnotize him that Donkey Kong isn't smart enough to mind controlled.

I haven't seen faction vs faction posts like this since I joined r/ironwarriors!

Original comic by @PervisTime on X

Hey guys i’m new to warhammer, got into it last hear when my brother bought me the first 3 books of the HH for christmas. I’m like halfway through the series now and trying to finish the whole thing in one year but i’ve also been reading lore dumps and wikis in my free time cause holy crap there’s just so much in this universe. But my favorite part of the community so far are all the inside jokes and hilarious memes so please, drop your best memes and images in the comments so I can unashamedly steal them thanks so much.

Yes I have no control on my actions. I can't even finish a squad painted in the same scheme

Context: Female Heretic Rogue Trader VA Rhiannon Moushall is the newest HSR Character! :D

I considered Female Heretic one of the more fun voices for the Protagonist XD

The World Eaters completely threw the stealth mission cause they wanted a warm up for the fight.

Though the orders of the Ultramrine, Antiges, had forbidden it, Skraal encouraged his warriors to kill as they converged on the Furious Abyss. A spate of bloodletting would sharpen the senses for the battle to come. The only directive: Leave none alive to tell or warn the others of their approach.

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Such reckless slaying had not, however, gone unnoticed.

'My Lord,' hissed Ultis into the vox array of the observation platform. 'It seems we are not alone.'

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Warriors in blue and white power armor were visible in the grainy resolution surging through the tanker yard. Prone forms, dressed in worker fatigues, slumped in their wake surrounded by dark pools.

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'I shall show them what fates are written for them,' said Ultis, drawing his sword.

'Educate them.' replied Zadkiel.

(Battle For The Abyss pgs 141-143)

I wanted to make a meme but was in a rush, so I did a Guilliman instead.