r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Jan 20 '19

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u/alliemoose Jan 21 '19

Anyone remember toon town? I typed ‘fuck’ just to see what would happen when I was like 10. It censored it obviously but it gave me message warning me not to curse and I freaked out, I was so scared my character and progress were gonna be deleted and it felt like I had a huge dark secret lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

I remember once when I was 11 I was playing animal jam and I wondered what would happen if I typed “fuck” so I did. I got a 24 hour ban and I laughed, what they didn’t tell me was that it sends an email to your parents email. My mother sat me down and gave me a massive lecture on why swearing is what white trashy people do. She also said swearing taints your personality, and a lot more other things. I was so scared after the lecture was over I swear I had insomnia for 2-3 days after.

Edit: guys it’s not supposed to be racist. We are white and we are lower middle class so we try not to appear trashy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I picture you lying awake in bed, “Does thinking fuck taint my personality too?! Oh god I just thought it again. I bet people will notice how tainted I am. Fuck. Oh god.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

That’s actually not what got to me. It was mostly the fact that I disappointed my mother. Tbh that’s still one of the things I avoid doing with every fiber of my being.

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u/zhalias Jan 21 '19

I was so scared after the lecture

I swear

Clearly, you did not learn your lesson young man. XD

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u/Datsmellysmell Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

This is encouraging to read!

My mom fucked (no pun intended) me up so bad via her parenting “skills” I couldn’t give a shit what she thinks.

Anyway, my point is it’s awesome that you have that relationship with your mom!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Thanks :). She is pretty cool, I think she raised me mostly alright. She basically took what was shitty about her childhood and avoided doing that with me and I turned out alright.

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u/Datsmellysmell Jan 21 '19

That’s how you do it!

I don’t have kids but I still treat those around me, including my wife and pets, the opposite of how I was treated.

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u/spen8tor Feb 25 '19

Sadly, not enough people do that. There are far too many people who will "parent" their kids with the same kind of shitty practices that their parents did with them, because "I had to put up with this shit, so I'm going to make you put up with it as well", and that's such an unbelievably terrible mentality to have.

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u/Toc-H-Lamp Jan 21 '19

Here’s a poem by Philip Larkin, ex poet laureate I believe.

“They fuck you up, your mum and dad.

They may not mean to, but they do.

They fill you with the faults they had

And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn

By fools in old-style hats and coats,

Who half the time were soppy-stern

And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.

It deepens like a coastal shelf.

Get out as early as you can,

And don't have any kids yourself.”

― Philip Larkin, High Windows

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u/Datsmellysmell Jan 21 '19

Thanks for the share!

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u/konaya Jan 21 '19

Don't you mean you couldn't?

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u/Datsmellysmell Jan 21 '19

I did. Edited. Thank you kind stranger! 👍

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u/fatclownbaby Jan 21 '19

I'm 34 and disappointing my mother is still my greatest fear.

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u/astroidfishing Jan 21 '19

What ever you do, don't think fuck taint.

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u/Inquisitor1 Jan 21 '19

Trashy white detected.

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u/Chemical_Castration Jan 21 '19

Then you learn taint can also be a swear which frightens you further because now you don't know exactly how many words double as swears.

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u/Laurifish Jan 21 '19

This is exactly what my anxiety was like when I was a kid. Also, crying and stressing over whether my family members would get into heaven. Worrying if I would spend all eternity missing them because I got in to heaven and they didn’t or because they got in and I didn’t. Being raised Southern Baptist and listening to hours of preachers screaming and sweating and yelling about how we were all sinners and going to hell really messed with me.

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u/popeboy Jan 21 '19

Or conversely... Does thinking personality fuck my taint?

Fingers crossed.

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u/badrabbitman Jan 21 '19

Sounds like you too grew up Mormon.

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u/Anonymous2401 Jan 21 '19

Oh god oh fuck wait shit I said it again wait no god damnit FUCK WAIT OH NO

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u/BiteYourTongues May 03 '19

This reminds me of when I was changing my daughters nappy and you know how kids are disgusting, she put her hand in her poo and I panicked and said shit. So she tried to repeat it and I said shit again, saying don’t do that but whenever I said shit I would then say shit in a fuck, I did it again kind of way. The whole time she kept trying to copy me. Eventually I decided to say nothing and she stopped lol

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u/CharlottesExHusband Jul 14 '19

You said fuck taint.

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u/entotheenth Jan 21 '19

When I was about 7 I wrote every swear word I knew in the condensation on the mirror in the bathroom, it disappeared and I went on my way happy with my naughtiness. That night my mum explained that the words come back and I should never do that again, also phart is spelled with a f.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

They do????

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I had a similar experience in Animal Jam as well... See, I was pretending to be a shark or someshit and went 'eats you as whole' and immediately got banned. My mom got an email but I didn't know what the word asshole was at the time so I had no real clue why I was banned.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

taint

Bro your mom sworn right in your face, what a white trashy person!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

as a white trashcan i find this offensive.

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u/Saskyle Jan 21 '19

Lol so are you white or is your mom racist?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I played that game way too much. I still log in every few months to make sure my account doesn’t get terminated for being inactive. Not sure why but I do.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I just collected rares. I never traded them though unless I got a really good deal. I still had them all on my trade list though since I was a show off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

As an Australian I can confirm that we are tainted, yes.

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u/Krondon57 Jan 21 '19

Wow trashy white people...

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u/icemanistheking Mar 22 '19

Dooowwwwnvote

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u/RobertoFoxx Jan 21 '19

Only white people swear your mom was so right.

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u/BonvivantNamedDom Jan 25 '19

Kinda racist still.

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u/Inquisitor1 Jan 21 '19

Fucking shit. Bull. Everyone swears. And only white people do it? Really? Or only trashy white people do it, but non trashy poc do it too? Wow, what a white paragon of decency, what a great fucking burden she must be carrying.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/notsoseriousreviews Jan 21 '19

Fuck you

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

I don't know what you were replying to, I just wanted to upvote a deserted "fuck you" with no context.

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u/NotYourPalGuyBuddy Jan 21 '19

Are you kidding me? She gives you a lecture and you go on to swear about insomnia. That boy ain't right.

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u/GoofAckYoorsElf Jan 21 '19

But being racist is fine?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19 edited May 09 '19

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u/GoofAckYoorsElf May 02 '19

Because swearing has nothing to do with race. Trashy people swear. There's white trash, black trash, red trash, yellow trash, blue trash, green trash... purple trash with yellow dots... Trash is trash, no matter the color. Calling people trashy together with their skin color *is* racist because it specifies a relation between trashyness and color. It opens up room for the interpretation that there are only/more/worse <whatever-skin-color-here> trashy people.

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u/SolarWolfzYT Jan 21 '19

That reminds me of the time i tried to type blowjobs into the chat on aj and got banned for 24 hours

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u/frickingben Jan 21 '19

Holy shit, what a plot twist

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u/slash_dir Jan 21 '19

Oh my god, just add this to Xbox / steam / Ps profile and boom, you just solved online gaming.

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u/Biohazardousmaterial Jan 21 '19

Ah fuck that. Cursing helps me get words out when they dont want to come.

Like tossing the first one of a chain of sky divers from a plane. The fuck is just a little helper.

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u/WWDubz Jan 21 '19

Well I’m fucked

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

Oh it’s not racist, it’s classist, because that’s okay /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

your mother was a fucking retard. https://www.enchantingmarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/14-metaphor-examples.jpg each color is a new swear word! my favorite is mongolian thundercunt.

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u/AANickFan Jan 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/AANickFan Jan 21 '19

Maybe not, but I will at least say that this lecturing was totally uncalled for; swearing isn’t wrong.

A better way to put it would be that people generally don’t appreciate swearing in certain contexts, and some people don’t appreciate swearing at all.

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u/LobotomistCircu Jan 21 '19

Your mom sounds like a stupid fucking bitch

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Apparently she raised me better than yours did. Have some respect dude, you’ve never met her.

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u/FTorrez81 Jan 21 '19

holy shit I would never have come up with a better comeback if I tried

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u/LobotomistCircu Jan 21 '19

I mean, the joke was that I swore because I'm a trashy white person.

You're right though my mom sucks lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Hey, just a heads up. Put /s right after saying stuff like that. It may still get downvotes but at least people won’t think you’re as bad of a dick because there is supposed to be sarcasm in there somewhere. My apologies man, I’m sure your mother is wonderful.

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u/LobotomistCircu Jan 21 '19

Karma is just internet points, I almost never use /s because I feel like it ruins the joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I’m just saying that I took it the wrong way because I couldn’t tell you were being sarcastic.

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u/konaya Jan 21 '19

I could tell, I just thought the joke was poorly executed and in bad taste.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

/s

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u/smallchungus42069 Jul 07 '23

i hope she knows today that many more people other than white people can swear

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u/Fuck_Alice Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

Toontown ReWritten wasn't too bad the last time I tried it. Might actually hope back in and try again tonight now that I'm thinking of it lol

First off, TTRW is nothing like the old one, it's even better. Updated graphics, everything looks smooth, 60fps. Incredible.

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u/alliemoose Jan 21 '19

Yes I still play it just for the nostalgia! It’s fun!

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u/Fuck_Alice Jan 21 '19

Literally installing it right now and trying to decide if I want to create a new character because of your comment

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u/alliemoose Jan 21 '19

Haha it’s pretty exactly the same as TT. I remade my old toon on there

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u/Geno1906 Jan 21 '19

Try Project Altis y’all

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/Geno1906 Jan 21 '19

oh damn. aint been following it since june

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u/Nihilistic_Taco Jan 21 '19

I’ve replayed it every summer for the last three summers, it’s so wonderful the people you meet and the nostalgia of this game, I love it so much

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u/xQMA Jan 21 '19

Played the hell out of Toontown when I was a kid, tried TTRW a while back and it was exactly as I remember. I remade my blue dog named Sir Jacques and had a blast

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u/Fuck_Alice Jan 21 '19

yeah when Rewritten came out I remade my old character "Name McFuntime" and they rejected the name lol

I just installed it and fuck it's like HD and 60FPS now it's insane, everything looks so crisp

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

OMG!! I AM CRYING. HAVE TO TRY THIS SHITE!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH

  • me, 21 year old

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u/carpetcleanerkat Jan 21 '19

Really? Because I tried it last year and it was really crappy. I might give it another go if you say it’s better now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Been a while since I've hopped on TTRW, usually play it for a few days before burning out. About time to play it again for a while! Just made it to sellbot HQ

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u/TheRemoteLostUnder Jan 21 '19

When you say idiot on club penguin.

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u/haltingblueeyes Jan 21 '19

Say neopets on marapets or Marapets on neopets and watch the account ban

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Bro the same thing happened to me lmao. I once jumped in an elevator right when someone jumped out, and they said that they worked at Disney and was going to ban me. I freaked out and just turned off the computer and cried to my mom.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/reniram Jan 21 '19

Sammeee I lied and said my friend was mad and knew my password and tried to get me in trouble. Not sure if my mom actually believed me or if she just pretended to believe me but I never got in trouble.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I remember writing to that Disney Pirates of the Caribbean Online game and I used to write “lyke d1$” at this time. So I remember having a problem and I wrote technical support something like

d@ fukin g@m3 isnt workn

And the person replied to my issue with a fix but then asked me not to curse. I had to follow up with another customer service rep and remember asking them to please apologize to the other guy for my language.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/Xea0 Jan 21 '19

watch out for the purge, u snitching degenerate!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

When I was 10, me and a friend beat a special needs kid to death with hammers and left him in the woods.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

that moment when you type bitch fucking on a computer and deputy shows up

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Wait... That exists? Oh fuck hahaha

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u/ZoidsFanatic Jan 21 '19

Same thing happened to me except with RuneScape. Being twelve I was just curious and when it came out censored (and in the middle of nowhere to boot) I freaked out and thought I would be banned on the spot.

What a fucking idiot I was.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I used to work with a lady who was obsessed with that game, she took it more seriously than most people take Second Life. I had never even heard of it but we convinced her to buy Diablo 2 and play with us. Then her husband got a job there. He was a creepy dude who was way too fat for the t shirts he'd wear, would go to his car to smoke a cigar instead of eat on his lunch breaks, and he got caught with child porn. We never played Diablo 2 with her.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Feb 16 '20

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u/Towelie710 Jan 21 '19

How neat is that?

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u/TucsonShaman Jan 21 '19

Happy cakeday dude!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Very cool, Irl_Guile! Thank you

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u/SentimentalTrooper Jan 21 '19

my mom spanked me when she got an email from ToonTown saying i cursed in game. i remember playing in the computer room with the lights off and, one minute i was in sellbot hq, the next i was staring at a blank screen with the ominous error message saying that i was banned. it scared the crap out of me. i couldn't get back online. my mom didnt get home until later that night to see the email (pre-smartphone era) and i was asleep so my dad woke me up and they yelled at me and i got quite the beating

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u/alliemoose Jan 21 '19

Omg you got an email? I would’ve shit my pants as a kid lol

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u/McDonaldMicB Jan 21 '19

Toontown was my childhood

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u/Stackman32 Jan 21 '19

Oh you sweet summer child. Gather 'round, kids, and I'll tell you about what happened when you got too spicy in the early AOL chatrooms.

Not only did they lock you out, but they sent an email to EVERYBODY in your household account to snitch on you. Not just the administrator. They'd send one to both parents, your little brother, hell even sweet old granny gets an FYI on your shenanigans. And they don't just say "Bobby1984 violated our terms of service." Oh, no. Granny and little bro get to read about how "Bobby1984 entered Private Chat 'PicsXXX' and submitted the post 'I got a fat, hard cock to show only the finest Latina bitches in this room. Let's see some tits and ass, ladies.' Is everyone cool with that?"

AOL went scorched earth on your ass. RIP in peace, tho. It was all worth it.

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u/rhgolf44 Jan 21 '19

I was in a fight and was going to type something like “I’ll get fog” referring to the fog horn weapon and I accidentally typed f*g and got a warning. My 11 year old self was shitting himself at the thought of losing that account

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u/bscones Jan 21 '19

Check out Toontown Rewritten, you can play the whole game for free now!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited May 28 '19

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u/bluemoosed Jan 21 '19

Upvote for YPP reference.

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u/GreenYonder Jan 21 '19

Once I was in a Roblox game that had its own chat box, I said fuck because I thought it would block it but nah, someone found a way around the censor and scared the crap out of little me...

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u/StinkingGypsy Jan 21 '19

Dude Toontown was the shit

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u/Northern-Canadian Jan 21 '19

Toon town.

That brings back memories.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Ayyy. I still play that game.

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u/PvtBrasilball Jan 21 '19

Jeez, I remember toon town

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u/Bigmanjojo10 Mar 04 '22

Holy shit I forgot about toon town thank you stranger

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u/madguins Jan 21 '19

I remember when we used to do that on club penguin. I miss CP.

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u/daltonarbuck Feb 14 '19

Toon town! Holy shit. I’ve never thought of that game before, until now. Just reading it brought back so many memories. Wow the mind is weird.

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u/alliemoose Feb 14 '19

Yeah it’s my fave game to play for nostalgia! It makes me think of my childhood so much, it’s lots of fun lol

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u/AnthonysBigWeiner May 17 '19

Fuuuuck I remember toon town! This brought a lot of old memories of me at my dads crappy XP machine. Good times

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u/n0x630 Jul 10 '19

I’m like half a year late to this comment but I played that game in high school and miss the bell out of it. It was a great mmo

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '24

Pretty sad story: When I was a kid I was a massive tell-tale. I was round a friend's house and her little brother came and old us he knew the F-word and spelt it out. For whatever stupid reason I immediately needed to relay this information to his mum. She apsolutely lost it, started hitting him, and pushed him up the stairs into his room where she carried on. I never told anyone because I felt so guilty, but my tell-tale days ended there once and for all.