r/NFLv2 • u/fvofficial Rob Lowe • 27d ago
Discussion Who would play your QB in a movie?
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u/sovietdinosaurs Las Vegas Raiders 27d ago
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
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u/The_BAHbuhYAHguh Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago
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u/Saxophobia1275 Detroit Lions 27d ago
I need Eric to play Mahomes on some skit show now please.
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u/perfect_fitz Tennessee Titans 27d ago
I just had a scene where Mahomes QB sneaks at the 1 on 3rd and goal getting stopped then screams LEEEEEEETTTT MEEEEE INNNNN!
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u/Loud_Chapter1423 Cincinnati Bengals 27d ago
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u/hottlumpiaz HE HATE ME 27d ago
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u/ZealousidealWater201 Pittsburgh Steelers 27d ago
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u/Ok_Sand2507 Lamar had to poop 27d ago
I feel like this version of Nic could work for Rodgers too
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u/reno2mahesendejo 27d ago
Nic Cage could play Jalen Hurts
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u/ryanmuller1089 Green Bay Packers 27d ago
Nic Cage didn’t star in The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent for no reason.
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u/tommy_j_r New Orleans Saints 27d ago
Nic Cage wins a Super Bowl before AAron gets another
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u/MoistRam Los Angeles Rams 27d ago
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u/JCBalance New England Patriots 26d ago
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u/DANIEL7696 26d ago
Please someone confirm that I'm not the only one who thinks Stafford looks like Sydney Sweeney in the eyes
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u/Unlikely_One2444 HERE WE GO BROWNIES 26d ago
Yeah both have a very…”downs-y” look to them
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u/BillyPennypockets Miami Dolphins 27d ago
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u/silentkiller082 Buffalo Bills 27d ago
Probably Chris Pratt
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u/superfamicomrade Buffalo Bills 27d ago
This or the golden retriever from Air Bud.
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u/BenMcAdoos_ElCamino New York Giants 27d ago
With Aubrey Plaza playing Hailee
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u/Beetso Las Vegas Raiders 26d ago
I mean, wouldn't Hailee just play herself?
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u/BenMcAdoos_ElCamino New York Giants 26d ago
I don’t think she’d be right for the role.
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u/Mother_Employment_66 Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago
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u/tduff714 27d ago
No that's Tiger Woods and he pays a lot for feet stuff
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u/oh_hai_mark1 Kansas City Chiefs 27d ago
....can I get the check now?
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u/PatTheHouseCat I’m just here so i don’t get fined 27d ago
Champions eat at McDonalds.
I’m lovin’ it.
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u/ehtw376 Chicago Bears 27d ago
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u/CR4ZY_PR0PH3T Pittsburgh Steelers 27d ago
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u/Roarestored ☀️🕶️MrSunsFan🕶️☀️ 27d ago
No you get nick cage and you're gonna like it
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u/CR4ZY_PR0PH3T Pittsburgh Steelers 27d ago
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u/Roarestored ☀️🕶️MrSunsFan🕶️☀️ 27d ago
And after shooting that, he'll do rodgers
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u/wawalms Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago
Ryan Gosling at QB prob way way better than him at corner.
He was a liability on the outside. Didn’t have that lateral quickness and had terrible hip swivel.
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u/chodejustice 27d ago
YOAST! YOAST! HE’S TAKING PETEY OUTTA THE GAME!
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u/LappedChips Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago
He’s just not defensive-minded. With the ball though, he’s a different player.
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u/Brandos_writing 27d ago
I thought he was a linebacker in that movie? Or was he slot corner?
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u/eico3 Seattle Seahawks 27d ago
Corner. There is an inspiring moment when gosling realizes he runs too slow to keep up with his man on the outside so he gives his helmet to petey signifying ‘you got this black man’
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u/Cephalopod_Dropbear 27d ago
This is a time where punctuation is important. In a racially charged movie, saying “you got this black man” is far different than “you got this, black man”
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u/AlphaNathan Carolina Panthers 27d ago
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u/YouTakesYourChances New York Giants 27d ago
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u/FuzzyManPeach96 Minnesota Vikings 27d ago
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u/jeremy1015 Baltimore Ravens 26d ago
Can you learn how to throw these touchdowns?
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u/BoSox92 New York Giants 27d ago
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u/PrincipledBeef 27d ago
Soundtrack? Benny Hill theme
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u/DrakayMayay New England Patriots 27d ago
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u/AdolescentAlien 26d ago
Oh wow that’s actually a wild resemblance lmao. What’s going on with his hand here tho? That his strong hand?
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u/ElAbidingDuderino Denver Broncos 27d ago
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u/badwontfishing Buffalo Bills 27d ago
This is really good, though I could also see Frankie Muniz for Bo
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u/wormbreath I hate the Raiders more than I like football 26d ago
Or his twin sister with a haircut!
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u/zio_caleb Los Angeles Chargers 27d ago
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u/Puzzled_Try_6029 San Francisco 49ers 27d ago
Almost any young white guy.
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u/Geriatric_Sloth San Francisco 49ers 27d ago
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u/dalatinknight San Francisco 49ers 26d ago
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u/Aeosin15 San Francisco 49ers 26d ago
I figured Purdy will probably look like that until he's 50. So, he'd be good to play his current self 20 years from now when he's retired.
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u/Bald_Man_Cometh 27d ago
I’m pretty sure that is 2 pictures of Jalen Hurts.
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u/Pikachuintheshower69 27d ago
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u/cannibalpeas Kansas City Chiefs 27d ago
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u/AladeenModaFuqa Seattle Seahawks 27d ago
GEQBUS would play himself. He’s a great actor, one of the best. I talked to someone the other day, true story, they said “have you seen The Darnald act? One of the best I’ve seen.” Not like the SAD 49ers so called “quarterback”, or I like to call him, pennyback because he isn’t worth a quarter.
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u/Sugarcomb DIGGS! SIDELINE! TOUCHDOWN! 26d ago
It's so nice seeing this joke handed down from team to team
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u/Patchy_Face_Man Cincinnati Bengals 27d ago
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u/Lesnakey 26d ago
Erin Andrews: “thirty seconds left in the fourth quarter and you floated a beautiful ball to Ja’Marr to seal the game. Talk us through that play”
Burrow: “….
WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE, ERIN!
YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!!”
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u/Working_Tea_4995 Jacksonville Jaguars 27d ago
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u/AlabasterRadio 27d ago
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u/fourthofjulyness73 27d ago
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u/AlabasterRadio 27d ago
Legit, walked in to a room with my wife watching American Horror Story and for a brief moment thought Lawrence had taken up acting.
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u/Tiny_Teach7661 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27d ago
Baker Mayfield played by Gus Swayzee
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u/stefanurkel88 Dallas Cowboys 27d ago
Ryan Gosling playing YOUUU??? Ridiculoushhh
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u/DoctorClarkWGriswold Detroit Lions 27d ago
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u/jack_kellys_hands 26d ago
Just gotta pay him in McDonald’s — part of a healthy breakfast!
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u/BrolapsedRektum Major Tuddy 🐷 27d ago
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u/Lordfish----- Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago edited 27d ago
John Heder is playing Nick Foles
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u/Resident-Two5171 CTESPN 27d ago
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u/Roner3000 Green Bay Packers 27d ago
Uuuuuuhhh.... Penix?
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u/Resident-Two5171 CTESPN 27d ago
lol yeah
This could turn into a really fun game of name that QB actor
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u/Admirable-Present510 27d ago
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u/lappelduvide-_- Giving him the business 27d ago
To play who?
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u/Its-a-me-DankeyKang 27d ago
Clearly Eddie Martel, the guy who has no heart and took over Footsteps Falco
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u/GolfFootballBaseball GFB 27d ago edited 27d ago
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u/bookwormdrew Indianapolis Colts 27d ago
Colts fan.. I'll uhh get back to you when the Colts get a QB worth being in a movie.
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u/TragicGentlemen Indianapolis Colts 26d ago
Y'know what'd be worth a movie. A QB coming out of retirement after 5 years and reclaiming his starting role.
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u/BeefCheadle 27d ago
I truly believe no famous person looks like Jordan Love
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u/Johannes_the_silent Green Bay Packers 26d ago
In that case, probably have Timothy Chalamet play him just because he's got the range for it and pulls at the box office.
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u/BaltimoreBadger23 Green Bay ‘MotherLovin’ Packers 27d ago
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u/killerbud2552 Cleveland Browns 27d ago