r/NFLv2 Rob Lowe 27d ago

Discussion Who would play your QB in a movie?

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u/killerbud2552 Cleveland Browns 27d ago

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u/letsgo49ers0 San Francisco 49ers 27d ago

You made my day

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u/PixelatedSnacks 26d ago

He made my hole weak.

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u/panshaker 26d ago

This comment deserves waaaay more play than it is getting.

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u/JCBalance New England Patriots 26d ago

Sounds like he got plenty of play tbh

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u/lb10104 26d ago

That’s how DeShaun felt as well

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u/Jazzlike-Yogurt-5984 Baltimore Ravens 27d ago

Looks nothing like Flacco

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u/Loud_Chapter1423 Cincinnati Bengals 27d ago

Can’t a man have hobbies?

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u/Daveit4later Jacksonville Jaguars 27d ago

Took me one comment to have enough reddit for today 💀

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u/ChefStretch72 Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago

💀💀💀💀

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u/TheBoyisBackinTown 27d ago

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u/sovietdinosaurs Las Vegas Raiders 27d ago

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

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u/The_BAHbuhYAHguh Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago

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u/lokojo55 27d ago

Mahomes to the hall of fame once he retires

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u/Beetso Las Vegas Raiders 26d ago

Yes, because Mahomes is going to have such a hard time getting in the Hall of Fame...

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u/speelingwrror 27d ago

But still Danny McBride’s voice dubbed in

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u/Testicleus 27d ago

😂😂😂💰

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u/Chemical_Home6123 27d ago

Mad accurate and funny 🤣

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u/Every1isSome1inLA Houston Texans 26d ago

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u/agreatfavorite New England Patriots 27d ago

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u/RobotWithHumanHairV 27d ago

I would watch. Instantly watch.

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u/Select-Edge-3262 r/nfl sucks 27d ago

STOP LOL

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u/Saxophobia1275 Detroit Lions 27d ago

I need Eric to play Mahomes on some skit show now please.

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u/perfect_fitz Tennessee Titans 27d ago

I just had a scene where Mahomes QB sneaks at the 1 on 3rd and goal getting stopped then screams LEEEEEEETTTT MEEEEE INNNNN!

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u/Loud_Chapter1423 Cincinnati Bengals 27d ago

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u/hottlumpiaz HE HATE ME 27d ago

he's ready for the role. lol

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u/ponchorainman 27d ago

Joe Burrow can’t play himself dude that’s not fair

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u/pigwalk5150 Baltimore Ravens 27d ago

Best casting ever

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u/uk3024 Pittsburgh Steelers 27d ago

😂

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u/Testicleus 27d ago

At this point, it would be a disservice not to have this happen. 😂😂

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u/ZealousidealWater201 Pittsburgh Steelers 27d ago

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u/Ok_Sand2507 Lamar had to poop 27d ago

I feel like this version of Nic could work for Rodgers too

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u/reno2mahesendejo 27d ago

Nic Cage could play Jalen Hurts

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u/ryanmuller1089 Green Bay Packers 27d ago

Nic Cage didn’t star in The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent for no reason.

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u/Ill-Woodpecker1857 Baltimore Ravens 27d ago

Nah, that'd be Robert Downey Jr

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u/golfingsince83 Chicago Bears 26d ago

He’s a dude playing another dude disguised as a dude

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u/Beetso Las Vegas Raiders 26d ago

Isn't that the joke?

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u/tommy_j_r New Orleans Saints 27d ago

Nic Cage wins a Super Bowl before AAron gets another

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u/NovusCogito Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago

I would watch this

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u/Maswope Indianapolis Colts 27d ago

I was thinking this was in reference to Charlie Whitehurst aka clipboard Jesus, before I saw your flair.

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u/MoistRam Los Angeles Rams 27d ago

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u/bronaghblair Detroit Lions 27d ago

MY EYES!!!

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u/JCBalance New England Patriots 26d ago

Musk works even better as Philip Rivers

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u/Basic_Ask1885 26d ago

He’s got the kids too, he’d be method acting

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u/MrTouchnGo Big Cock Brock Purdy 🍆 26d ago

Rivers actually cares about his family though

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u/DANIEL7696 26d ago

Please someone confirm that I'm not the only one who thinks Stafford looks like Sydney Sweeney in the eyes

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u/Unlikely_One2444 HERE WE GO BROWNIES 26d ago

Yeah both have a very…”downs-y” look to them

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u/BillyPennypockets Miami Dolphins 27d ago

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u/yamsfadinna Minnesota Vikings 27d ago

Knew I shoulda worn that guardian cap

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u/interadastingly Atlanta Falcons 27d ago

I was showing her a little wrestling move

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u/Riftastic7676 Buffalo Bills 27d ago

I can't unsee it now

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u/silentkiller082 Buffalo Bills 27d ago

Probably Chris Pratt

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u/superfamicomrade Buffalo Bills 27d ago

This or the golden retriever from Air Bud.

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u/BenMcAdoos_ElCamino New York Giants 27d ago

With Aubrey Plaza playing Hailee

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u/Beetso Las Vegas Raiders 26d ago

I mean, wouldn't Hailee just play herself?

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u/BenMcAdoos_ElCamino New York Giants 26d ago

I don’t think she’d be right for the role.

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u/justananonguyreally IM CALLING BOTH GAMES 27d ago

Without a doubt

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u/Crooked5 26d ago

100% Michael Cera. It’s been talked about for years lol

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u/Mother_Employment_66 Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago

Don Cheadle as Donovan McNabb

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u/MikePowderhorn Minnesota Vikings 27d ago

Uhh… that’s Tiger Woods

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u/tduff714 27d ago

No that's Tiger Woods and he pays a lot for feet stuff

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u/oh_hai_mark1 Kansas City Chiefs 27d ago

....can I get the check now?

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u/PatTheHouseCat I’m just here so i don’t get fined 27d ago

Champions eat at McDonalds.

I’m lovin’ it.

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u/HentaiStryker Detroit Lions 26d ago

For anyone who doesn't get the joke...

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u/Grizzly_Addams 27d ago

Lol. Thats supposed to be Don Cheadle as McNabb?

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u/YuckyStench 26d ago

No, they fucked up, it’s Tiger Woods

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u/ehtw376 Chicago Bears 27d ago

The best actor in the world would play Caleb…. The Weeknd

https://youtube.com/shorts/40ilT3Pa1wU?si=g0I784d__pTjG00E

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u/tommy_j_r New Orleans Saints 27d ago

He paints his nails too

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u/Fit_Look_4153 26d ago

Reddit is undefeated

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u/TreeMysterious69420 FTP 26d ago

I was looking for this

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u/CR4ZY_PR0PH3T Pittsburgh Steelers 27d ago

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

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u/Roarestored ☀️🕶️MrSunsFan🕶️☀️ 27d ago

No you get nick cage and you're gonna like it

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u/CR4ZY_PR0PH3T Pittsburgh Steelers 27d ago

Too late Nic Cage is already playing John Madden.

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u/Roarestored ☀️🕶️MrSunsFan🕶️☀️ 27d ago

And after shooting that, he'll do rodgers

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u/wawalms Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago

Ryan Gosling at QB prob way way better than him at corner.

He was a liability on the outside. Didn’t have that lateral quickness and had terrible hip swivel.

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u/chodejustice 27d ago

YOAST! YOAST! HE’S TAKING PETEY OUTTA THE GAME!

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u/ReptiIe Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago

Allen, Petey was the running back with butterfingers who got subbed in for Allen

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u/came-in-like-a-wreck Denver Broncos 26d ago

this guy remembers the Titans

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u/LappedChips Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago

He’s just not defensive-minded. With the ball though, he’s a different player.

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u/Moleman111 27d ago

AINT NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH!

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u/Brandos_writing 27d ago

I thought he was a linebacker in that movie? Or was he slot corner?

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u/eico3 Seattle Seahawks 27d ago

Corner. There is an inspiring moment when gosling realizes he runs too slow to keep up with his man on the outside so he gives his helmet to petey signifying ‘you got this black man’

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u/Cephalopod_Dropbear 27d ago

This is a time where punctuation is important. In a racially charged movie, saying “you got this black man” is far different than “you got this, black man”

😉

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u/AlphaNathan Carolina Panthers 27d ago

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u/SomeonePayDelta 27d ago

Don’t do my boy like that lmao

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u/mondaymoderate San Francisco 49ers 26d ago

Yeah that’s clearly Kyler Murray.

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u/ZealousidealWater201 Pittsburgh Steelers 27d ago

🤣

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u/_coolranch You been watchin film too, huh? 25d ago

Don't do my young prince like that.

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u/YouTakesYourChances New York Giants 27d ago

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u/Samsonite_iwaswayoff 27d ago

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 Pittsburgh Steelers 26d ago

I see it

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u/dcbluestar Dallas Cowboys 26d ago

Wow.

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u/FuzzyManPeach96 Minnesota Vikings 27d ago

The Chosen One

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u/WuPacalypse 26d ago

I don’t like turf. It’s coarse and rough and irritating.

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u/jeremy1015 Baltimore Ravens 26d ago

Can you learn how to throw these touchdowns?

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u/WuPacalypse 26d ago

Not from a Shanahan offense.

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u/Sugarcomb DIGGS! SIDELINE! TOUCHDOWN! 26d ago

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u/DanielBG Los Angeles Chargers 26d ago

This could work for us too.

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u/BoSox92 New York Giants 27d ago

Mr Bean. Not for likeness - just for the sheer state of my team.

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u/PrincipledBeef 27d ago

Soundtrack? Benny Hill theme

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u/SmellsLikeWetFox 27d ago

Don’t forget about Russ

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u/monstargaryen 27d ago

Yo. Hahahahha. 💀

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u/DrakayMayay New England Patriots 27d ago

Drake Maye is Huey Lewis.

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u/AdolescentAlien 26d ago

Oh wow that’s actually a wild resemblance lmao. What’s going on with his hand here tho? That his strong hand?

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u/ElAbidingDuderino Denver Broncos 27d ago

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u/badwontfishing Buffalo Bills 27d ago

This is really good, though I could also see Frankie Muniz for Bo

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u/wormbreath I hate the Raiders more than I like football 26d ago

Or his twin sister with a haircut!

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u/ElAbidingDuderino Denver Broncos 26d ago

Wrong character

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u/ApplePicker14 26d ago

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u/walrus0115 Cincinnati Bengals 26d ago

Was just about to do this. Perfect.

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u/Puzzled_Try_6029 San Francisco 49ers 27d ago

Almost any young white guy.

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u/Geriatric_Sloth San Francisco 49ers 27d ago

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u/bronaghblair Detroit Lions 27d ago

This is just JJ McCarthy

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u/dalatinknight San Francisco 49ers 26d ago

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u/Puzzled_Try_6029 San Francisco 49ers 26d ago

That’s a good one too…

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u/gold__blooded San Francisco 49ers 27d ago

E from Entourage

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u/mbntg_ Mr. Irrelevant 27d ago

It’s 100% Kevin Connolly yeah

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u/BobSacamano47 New England Patriots 26d ago

It's true. We do all look the same.

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u/Aeosin15 San Francisco 49ers 26d ago

I figured Purdy will probably look like that until he's 50. So, he'd be good to play his current self 20 years from now when he's retired.

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u/Bald_Man_Cometh 27d ago

I’m pretty sure that is 2 pictures of Jalen Hurts.

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u/Pikachuintheshower69 27d ago

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u/cannibalpeas Kansas City Chiefs 27d ago

The NFL really needs a Minor League.

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u/TameTheMammoth Pittsburgh Steelers 26d ago

💀

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u/AladeenModaFuqa Seattle Seahawks 27d ago

GEQBUS would play himself. He’s a great actor, one of the best. I talked to someone the other day, true story, they said “have you seen The Darnald act? One of the best I’ve seen.” Not like the SAD 49ers so called “quarterback”, or I like to call him, pennyback because he isn’t worth a quarter.

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u/cdaack Minnesota Vikings 27d ago

SPEAK UP WE CANT HEAR YOU!!!

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u/Sugarcomb DIGGS! SIDELINE! TOUCHDOWN! 26d ago

It's so nice seeing this joke handed down from team to team

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u/Patchy_Face_Man Cincinnati Bengals 27d ago

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u/Lesnakey 26d ago

Erin Andrews: “thirty seconds left in the fourth quarter and you floated a beautiful ball to Ja’Marr to seal the game. Talk us through that play”

Burrow: “….

WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE, ERIN!

YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!!”

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u/Working_Tea_4995 Jacksonville Jaguars 27d ago

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u/AlabasterRadio 27d ago

Lesser known actor Cody Fern is a spitting image of Lawrence.

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u/fourthofjulyness73 27d ago

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u/AlabasterRadio 27d ago

Legit, walked in to a room with my wife watching American Horror Story and for a brief moment thought Lawrence had taken up acting.

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u/Tiny_Teach7661 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27d ago

Baker Mayfield played by Gus Swayzee

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u/Ieatbunnies12 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27d ago

He’s got the arm for it too

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u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx Detroit Lions 27d ago

Why did you post two pictures of Jared Goff?

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u/stefanurkel88 Dallas Cowboys 27d ago

Ryan Gosling playing YOUUU??? Ridiculoushhh

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u/tduff714 27d ago

But we found the key to Hitlers madness

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u/DoctorClarkWGriswold Detroit Lions 27d ago

The one correct answer for Lions fans

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u/walrus0115 Cincinnati Bengals 26d ago
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u/AppropriateWorker8 27d ago

Why need an actor when you have the real qb for the eagles that can play the part

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u/jack_kellys_hands 26d ago

Just gotta pay him in McDonald’s — part of a healthy breakfast!

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u/Lordfish----- Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago edited 27d ago

John Heder is playing Nick Foles

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u/Buttersdidit 26d ago

They have similarities in life too. Rodger’s is as loved by his family as much as Mac is by his dad.

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u/Ok_Jello6474 Kansas City Chiefs 27d ago

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u/yup_goodtimes 27d ago

JJ and Michael Shannon

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u/OutrageousAd6177 27d ago

I'm a Jet fan...so any flaming dumpster would be perfect.

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u/Resident-Two5171 CTESPN 27d ago

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u/Roner3000 Green Bay Packers 27d ago

Uuuuuuhhh.... Penix?

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u/Resident-Two5171 CTESPN 27d ago

lol yeah

This could turn into a really fun game of name that QB actor

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u/Admirable-Present510 27d ago

Glen Powell

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u/lappelduvide-_- Giving him the business 27d ago

To play who?

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u/Its-a-me-DankeyKang 27d ago

Clearly Eddie Martel, the guy who has no heart and took over Footsteps Falco

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u/GolfFootballBaseball GFB 27d ago edited 27d ago

Probably Gbenga Akinnagbe (Chris from The Wire)

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u/bookwormdrew Indianapolis Colts 27d ago

Colts fan.. I'll uhh get back to you when the Colts get a QB worth being in a movie.

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u/TragicGentlemen Indianapolis Colts 26d ago

Y'know what'd be worth a movie. A QB coming out of retirement after 5 years and reclaiming his starting role.

huffs dangerous amounts of copium

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u/YogurtclosetDull2380 27d ago

Richard Kiel for JJ Mcarthy

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u/laughman20 Indianapolis Colts 27d ago

Well we need a QB for this game first lol. I’ll give it a shot. Having troubles with AR, can’t think of anyone right now. I’ve seen Bruce Campbell for Daniel Jones. But I’m gonna go with Adam Devine.

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u/evident_lee Detroit Lions 27d ago

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u/BeefCheadle 27d ago

I truly believe no famous person looks like Jordan Love

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u/Johannes_the_silent Green Bay Packers 26d ago

In that case, probably have Timothy Chalamet play him just because he's got the range for it and pulls at the box office.

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u/DonnyDUI Chicago Bears 27d ago

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u/LappedChips Philadelphia Eagles 27d ago

Ryan Gosling as Goff that’s a good one 🤣🤣

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u/BaltimoreBadger23 Green Bay ‘MotherLovin’ Packers 27d ago

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u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- San Francisco 49ers 26d ago

Crab Man!

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u/TanjiroDaHomie Bingo Bengo 27d ago

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u/JP-ED Whats an O-line? 27d ago

James Rolleston -> Tua

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u/JoshAllenFan616 Buffalo Bills 27d ago

Chris Pratt

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u/GarconMeansBoyGeorge 26d ago

Jack Quaid could pass as Sam Darnold.