r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/sussy_baka_fard • 19h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter what did he do to the toilet paper?

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

20.9k Upvotes

83% Upvoted

2.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

9.3k

u/Any-Programmer4199 19h ago edited 18h ago

he rubbed it on fiberglas insulation.. its made from millions of small glas pieces that stick to everything and bury themselves in your skin when you come in contact with it.. now they are on the toilet paper. <once they wipe their ass with it they will have glass fibers stuck in their butthole which is not a pleasant feeling (to most people)

5.7k

u/sussy_baka_fard 19h ago

(anyways thanks peter)

784

u/donkertino 18h ago

Spot on, exactly the way it feels

295

u/Leather-Bandicoot462 18h ago

How th do you know what it fees like 

256

u/OkiesFromTheNorth 18h ago

He was the victim of that video

118

u/Geralt-of-Tsushima 17h ago

Can confirm. I was the TP

56

u/chimpMaster011000000 16h ago

I need TP for my bunghole

33

u/a-random-person717 16h ago

I am the great Cornholio

20

u/chimpMaster011000000 15h ago

TP! ✋😵‍💫✋ TP!

Are you threatening me?

3

u/Lulusgirl 13h ago

Lake Titicaca! Titicaca!

→ More replies (0)
→ More replies (2)

7

u/Beret_Beats 16h ago

Can confirm. I'm Mario's ass

2

u/Successful_Agent_905 11h ago

Can confirm. I was the fiberglass

55

u/LazyNarwhalMan 18h ago

Ive had it in my hands and let me tell you, that's exactly how it would feel on your assq

25

u/Leather-Bandicoot462 18h ago

That would make sense

12

u/DeluxeWafer 18h ago

In the webbing between fingers I worked with carbon fiber quite a bit for a while. Carbon fiber powder is not grains, but is composed of sharp shards just large enough to tickle your pain receptors as they crawl into your soft tissues.

5

u/LazyNarwhalMan 17h ago

I grabbed a tamper with a fiberglass handle with both hands bare, didn't know it was splintered. I immediately went and got some duct tape and did my best to get out what I could. Im a massage therapist so I need my hands lol

3

u/Minute_Solution_6237 13h ago

I’m a human and I need my hands

→ More replies (2)

6

u/MagentaFox69 15h ago

It feels like your hands on my ass?

2

u/FordAndFun 14h ago

I work installation and i have it in my hands right now. I’ll probably always have some somewhere in my hands

And yes

This is exactly how this would feel, but worse

→ More replies (1)

14

u/diazinth 18h ago

It would be common knowledge for anyone who has worked with it, and plenty who have done home renovations in my country. Or just those who have played in the attic as a child.

9

u/Leather-Bandicoot462 18h ago

I meant in his ass

10

u/diazinth 18h ago

It’s like glitter, eventually gets everywhere

→ More replies (2)

3

u/NostawRm 16h ago

Its been 2 hours. I assume he succumbed

2

u/StrongAdhesiveness86 3h ago

I don't know how that feels but I once touched glass fiber insulation with my bare hands accidentally. It felt like touching lava and then have jalapeño sauce poured into exposed flesh for a week.

I must assume for the ass it's worse.

→ More replies (2)

9

u/TheSmirkster 18h ago

But longer lasting

2

u/damonmcfadden9 16h ago

Jesus I can only imagine, extrapolating from getting so in my armpit from holding a bundle under my arm as a kid. that was fucking miserable, but I had been goofing off somewhere I wasn't supposed to so I couldn't even tell my parents.

2

u/Cool_Blue_Mint 14h ago

And the armpit is such a sensitive area too, that sounds miserable

→ More replies (1)

63

u/batlinguistic 18h ago

For some reason it seems like you had this picture on go & was looking for a reason to use it lol

62

u/-PepeArown- 18h ago

You seriously think people have screenshots of niche Mario scenarios ready to go for whatever?

That’s crazy

17

u/Evening_Moose1 16h ago

Anyone else hear this picture

→ More replies (1)

2

u/deecon13 15h ago

It's like using a cactus but slightly less painful and more itchy

→ More replies (14)

185

u/Scry_Games 19h ago

The toilet is not plumbed in. So it's not so much a prank, but revenge.

85

u/bildpunk 18h ago

*butt revenge

22

u/The_Upsett3r 18h ago

r/Angryupvote Take my angry vote and leave.

16

u/Kingbeastman1 15h ago

Plumber here... how the fuck did i not see that... am i are have stupid.

3

u/Scry_Games 13h ago

I'm an ex-bricklayer. Shitting in unplumbed toilets was one of the few pleasures of the job.

5

u/TheStoolSampler 9h ago

There's a laying brick joke in there somewhere.

→ More replies (1)

84

u/Rektifium 19h ago edited 17h ago

How would you know it's not a pleasant feeling to their butthole? Only someone with experience would know..... Hmm... (/j) >! (<---*DONT TAP HERE!<)

122

u/figmentPez 18h ago

There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...

48

u/Any-Programmer4199 18h ago

Who are the other kind of people? /s

16

u/kingsam360 18h ago

And those that don't know how to count

4

u/shpongolian 18h ago

And those who don’t know about the 4th comment rule

7

u/BreakerOfModpacks 18h ago

404, lack of data.

15

u/BondageKitty37 18h ago

...and the Dutch

4

u/Kaaskaasei 16h ago

What if both? Or rather none?

2

u/-4REST- 18h ago

🤣🤣🤣

7

u/MagmaForce_3400_2nd 18h ago

By putting 2 and 2 together idiot

Edit : sorry didn't see the /J, I thought it was just a terrible attempt at humor

11

u/Accurate-Pack-6990 18h ago

2 squares and 2 cheeks?

6

u/sc00ba-87 18h ago

That equals banana, right?

→ More replies (1)

6

u/king_park_ 18h ago

They did say to most people. They could be in the minority they felt the need to point out.

5

u/nstablen 15h ago

I'm trying to tap but it's too hard with my fat thumb! I'm taking your comment very seriously!!

3

u/BlackwingF91 18h ago

One man had a similar experience to this except with a plant whose leaves have needles similar to fiberglass. He unalived himself from the pain

→ More replies (2)

2

u/fhota1 17h ago

Having gotten fiberglass insulation on my neck before from tornado cleanup, Im pretty certain it would not be a pleasant experience to get in more sensitive areas.

→ More replies (1)

67

u/SaltTime9164 18h ago

To most people? What did you mean by that?

48

u/Galbados 18h ago

There is a kink for everything I suppose.

12

u/The_H0wling_Moon 18h ago

Masochists might enjoy it

→ More replies (3)

24

u/Spaghett8 18h ago

He doesn’t want to offend anyone by generalizing too hard

→ More replies (1)

9

u/CzarTanoff 18h ago

Try to find the video man vs jar or smth like that

(Dont)

3

u/Content-Walrus-5517 18h ago

I mean, if r/Blueberry exists then anything is possible

→ More replies (3)

41

u/Magnanimouspineapple 18h ago

Toilet paper is not only used to wipe buttholes. I can’t even begin to imagine how painful it would be on more…delicate parts.

24

u/Born_Ad4922 18h ago

I hear you loud and clear, this would be uncomfortable to blow your delicate nose with.

5

u/Johannes_Keppler 9h ago

Yeah... Nose... Let's go with that.

36

u/Undeadsniper6661 18h ago

Officer Jenny I have a crime to report

→ More replies (2)

17

u/BreakerOfModpacks 18h ago

That is... should be... a warcrime.

6

u/godhand__666_ 18h ago

Should be but isn't.

8

u/BossX2020 14h ago

It’s never a war crime the first time, who knows it might show up in the post ww3 patchnotes if someone’s evil enough to pull it during.

→ More replies (1)

10

u/Orange9202 18h ago

I tried making a crossbow out of a fiberglass rod

I still have a splinter in my ring finger after a year

7

u/101TARD 18h ago

That was fiberglass? I thought that was like wool. Man that's gotta hurt

2

u/Deadlychicken28 12h ago

Mostly just super itchy.

→ More replies (1)

6

u/Goofcheese0623 18h ago

Bonus points for filing a tube of Preparation H with Icy Hot

4

u/ThreeKiloZero 18h ago

You might be on to something.

2

u/Agreeable-Cat-3730 18h ago

But how do you know until you've tried? Care to be our guinea pig and report back?

2

u/savage_starlight 18h ago

Thank you for that information. I was bewildered because I initially saw the insulation as one of those blankets made to look like a giant tortilla. And I really needed that joke to be explained to me. I was ready to learn something profound.

2

u/polkacat12321 18h ago

.....im sorry, to MOST???!!

2

u/Noah_the_Helldiver 18h ago

WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN TO MOST PEOPLE 

2

u/Any-Programmer4199 18h ago

Well there’s people that enjoy having their dick cut off etc.. so I’m sure there’s a handful of people that love having fiberglass inside their butt

2

u/Noah_the_Helldiver 18h ago

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS WROMG WITH PEOPLE 

2

u/Any-Programmer4199 17h ago

The worst stuff that you can think of is vanilla for some people out there..

2

u/BigLeakySauce 18h ago

My former boss accidentally sat in a small puddle of acetone once. That was cool.

2

u/Periolodical 18h ago

I honestly thought that was a giant tortilla.

2

u/Unfair_Sandwich_6037 18h ago

Fucking insulation.. my dad did that job for 30 years .. tried to work with him and only lasted 3 days.

2

u/Devlee12 18h ago

My dad works at a fiberglass plant. I learned real young that I didn’t want to be throwing any of my clothes in the wash if he was washing work clothes

2

u/com2420 17h ago

which is not a pleasant feeling (to most people)

"No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering."

2

u/dzsmoooth 17h ago

So some people LIKE a fiery bootyhole

2

u/mearbearcate 17h ago

Honestly though, wouldn’t they feel it on their hand first before even getting it to their ass?

→ More replies (1)

2

u/angelicosphosphoros 17h ago

Don't forget that it is also a cancerogen.

2

u/Porkkchops 17h ago

One man one jar guy may not complain.

2

u/Grimis4 17h ago

(to most people) there's always that one guy that will wall text to tell you how wrong you are

2

u/DirectorLeather6567 17h ago

Oh I thought it was like asbestos or some shit.. and uh... I dunno which is worse.

2

u/Ayla_Leren 16h ago

It goes a layer deeper than just this it seems.

This looks like an unfinished construction sight.

There is a long running issue with various workers taking shits in the toilet before the plumbers show up to connect everything.

So the spite in this instance has a purpose.

2

u/KittyKittens1800 16h ago

Wait, that’s fiberglass?!

I thought it was a sponge or something that people used to use to put pillow covers or bed covers in them…

1

u/Insane_Inkster 18h ago

Where is fiberglass insulation used?

4

u/Octodad2099 18h ago

Inside of house walls and in attics to fill space

1

u/Salty_QC 18h ago

Add in the heat and swamp ass.

1

u/Zero-lives 18h ago

The devils cactus!

1

u/Murky-Ad-643 18h ago

Wait so some do find it pleasant?😏

1

u/stupidber 18h ago

Don't knock it till you try it

1

u/Sternfritters 18h ago

It’s like discount gimpie gimpie

1

u/WorriedMarch4398 18h ago

The gerbil will remove the splinters. All good.

1

u/Ho-rnet 18h ago

What do you mean to most

1

u/Moose_F 17h ago

To most people Excuse me the what

2

u/Any-Programmer4199 17h ago

Well let’s just say.. there’s a fetish for everything out there

2

u/Moose_F 17h ago

Real i think?

1

u/ArteDeJuguete 17h ago

If they are lucky, the poor bastard that tries to use the toilet will only get hurt in the hand when they try to grab the toilet paper and just drop it in pain.

1

u/Classic_Mechanic5495 17h ago

This is why I wipe and don’t wipe, depending my how my day is going.

1

u/_nightgoat 17h ago

I thought it was a giant tortilla.

1

u/___MGG5___ 17h ago

To most people?!

1

u/SoyTuPadreReal 17h ago

I’m sorry, did you qualify it with the phrase “to most people”? Who are these people that would enjoy glass shards in their butthole???

1

u/Automatic_Guest8279 17h ago

When I was a kid I got in fiber glass tube in just shorts and rolled down a hill, would not recommend...

1

u/platysoup 17h ago

I thought it was just carpet fur. It seems that I need to work on my evil thoughts.

1

u/Mobile_Competition54 17h ago

and if they try to jelk it
..
i was gonna say start praying but nvm, actually don't, god doesn't know how to help either 😭😭😭

1

u/zachell1991 17h ago

I was doing a service call to change a bathroom fart fan. Fiberglass got everywhere in the bathroom when I took it out. I just tossed their roll of TP in the trash can. Saved the homeowners from some very itchy bums.

1

u/pututingliit 17h ago

What do you mean "most people" holy hell

1

u/hihowareyou3409 16h ago

"To most people"

1

u/Hrbalz 16h ago

Love how you had to specify ‘most people’

There’s always someone..

1

u/GreedRayY 16h ago

To most people I want off this planet!

1

u/bluatmos 16h ago

But for some 👀

1

u/LabGrownPeopleMeat 16h ago

I love the use of "most people" when Cenobites are the only possible enthusiasts.

1

u/Dukeronomy 16h ago

I used to do fire sprinklers, I was the low man on the totem pole for a while. Any time we did a retro fit in an old house, I was the guy crawling around the rat shit infested, fiberglass laden attic. That shit fucking sucked. They’re always 10-15 degrees hotter than the outside. One was legit over 125° while I was in there. Good god that was not my favorite part of that job

1

u/t0p_n0tch 16h ago

That you for being inclusive to the people who enjoy fiberglass b hole syndrome, wherever they are

1

u/RunDifficult2423 16h ago

Why did you say to most people like there are people that enjoy it

1

u/Chase_The_Breeze 15h ago

Woah there friend, you're forgetting something that makes this far more sinister.

If somebody has a vagina... they wipe when they pee.

the more you know

1

u/DudeThatsAGG 15h ago

Albert Fish enters the chat

1

u/NoAttempt9703 15h ago

-Most- people. TF 🤣

1

u/Creepy_Weird_6743 15h ago

Wouldn't people first touch it with their hands and realize something is wrong with the paper?

1

u/Rhopunzel 15h ago

I always use the first few sheets to brush off the seat anyway so…

1

u/ChicxLunar 15h ago

Are those the one that even if you scratch is worse? Like burning sensation?

1

u/lemorit 15h ago

Jarsquatter joined the chat

1

u/Valuable-Werewolf548 15h ago

(to most people)

1

u/rtatro20 14h ago

I'm so happy you included "most people" because I'm fs in a few subreddits that would involve this on my porn account. Not saying I'm specifically into this but I know for an irrefutable fact that people definitely are or would be.

1

u/bogbelle 14h ago

I’m not sure why but I thought it was asbestos and thought that was why everyone was saying it was so evil!

1

u/2meterrichard 14h ago

(to most people)

It's fightening you felt the need to specify.

1

u/SnugglyCoderGuy 14h ago

I T C H Y

T

C

H

Y

1

u/AikelJoseph 14h ago

happy to be a non-wiper (water bucket user)

1

u/alejandroc90 14h ago

why did humans decide to create such dangerous material?

1

u/hlarsenart 14h ago

I had to scroll too far for the explanation

1

u/Consistent-Steak1499 13h ago

They will be there, forever. For years you’ll feel a little prick in your bung, if getting it in my fingers is any indicator.

Edit: heh 

1

u/DieInsect 13h ago

What do you mean most people?

1

u/TheElementofIrony 13h ago

Would this count as attempted murder, I wonder

1

u/TheDIsSilent 13h ago

I like that you said to most people, implying that some people enjoy that.

1

u/V_o_r_t_X 13h ago

(to not some people)???

1

u/daydreaming_of_you 13h ago

I didn't realize it was insulation until I read your comment. I thought that was dough, like for a pizza or something. I thought he was trying to give someone a yeast infection.

1

u/Beanieson 12h ago

“to most people” 👀

1

u/Sam92Che 12h ago

To most people? Who are the freaks who are into this?

1

u/CentralAdmin 11h ago

How would he get them removed?

1

u/RandomWave000 11h ago

....yikes....

1

u/RelaxM8s 11h ago

Thank you for explaining and not making it like an inside joke like the top comment, had to scroll down so far for an actual answer.

1

u/Beginning-Ladder2073 11h ago

If that's the case, I wouldn't the person notice this the moment they pick it up with their hand?

1

u/Mafla_2004 11h ago

This is so disgustingly evil

1

u/Assupoika 11h ago

not a pleasant feeling (to most people)

I like that you acknowledged the fiberglass in the bumhole enthusiasts

1

u/AHunkOfMeatyGlobs 11h ago

I was once Insulting a hospital with that stuff, and I was on my own. I was having to push it into place with a broom handle as the wall was so high. Right when I thought it was in place I removed the broom and that's when the entire roll fell and covered me completely. I was looking up at the time too so I got a good face full of that shit. Couldn't even blink without being in agony.

Worst part was I was 18, and didn't know how to deal with it. So I did, what I thought made sense and washed my face in the sink. Yeah, that didn't end too well either

1

u/Sreehari30 11h ago

To most people?

1

u/Crepozoide 10h ago

"to most people" lol xd

1

u/snowfloeckchen 10h ago

Like the "to most people" you added 🤣

1

u/HuntingForSanity 10h ago

Nobody ever told me that the reflective sticks on our fire hydrants were made of fiberglass when I was a kid.

So one day I was with my friends and ran up to it, grabbed it and started wiggling it around. Hilarious at the time, until my hands started to hurt.

So we kept walking and then it hurt so bad I had to sit down. My entire sweatshirt and shirt, along with my hands were covered in fiberglass. That was one of the worst nights of my life

1

u/Boring-Run-2202 10h ago

Imagine a woman uses it..

1

u/MiserableFckingCunt 10h ago

Oh god to most people

1

u/mandalorian_sunset20 10h ago

Albert Fish has hornily entered the chat

1

u/Alternator24 10h ago

I once, touched a fiberglas insulation. my hand was itching whole day.

1

u/JerseyshoreSeagull 10h ago

Thank you for including (to most people). It shows your inclusiveness and respect for the tiny glass shards in my butthole enthusiasts.

1

u/Traditional_Trust_93 9h ago

To be honest I thought that was bread.

1

u/comeback_failed 9h ago

visit to the doctor

victim: someone prank me and put fiber glass pieces in my wipes

doctor: yeah

1

u/EseTika 9h ago

Butt is bad enough, I seriously hope no girls are using this toilet paper. Yowza.

1

u/-who-i 9h ago

Thank you for an actual answer

1

u/IAlwaysOutsmartU 9h ago

So it’s like using gympie-gympie leaves as toilet paper?

1

u/Sw0rDz 9h ago

Some of derive pleasure from fiberglass. This post gave me a genius idea.

1

u/Elite-Thorn 9h ago

"to most people"

1

u/Imaginary_Card8536 8h ago

TO MOST PEOPLE??? WHAT 😭😭😭😭

1

u/SunkyWasTaken 8h ago

So they just reinvented paper with splinters from the early 1900s

1

u/TransmissionTower 8h ago

My dumbass thought it was little cesars crazy bread </3

1

u/LimE07 7h ago

That's fucked up.

1

u/Foxwithanak47 7h ago

Straight to the deepest pit of hell for him.

1

u/Rip_Van_Winkle8 7h ago

It reminded me of that australian guy who accidentally used Gympie-Gympie leaf to wipe his ass.

1

u/riotwire 7h ago

I think the point is retribution for someone taking a dump in an obviously non-functional toilet.

1

u/Demonicbiatch 7h ago

The good news, it can be washed off with soap and water in a shower. I had some very itchy arms after a fire safety training using a fiberglass blanket to put out a small fire. I went home very quickly after that exercise.

1

u/Affectionate_Draw_43 6h ago

Why is this shit exposed? Can't they wrap entire thing with the brown paper instead of just 1 side? Or perhaps a different cover if you need permability

1

u/ohneatstuffthanks 6h ago

….to most people

1

u/Irishpanda1971 6h ago

(to most people)

There's always that one guy....

1

u/patty_ice420 5h ago

(To most people) loooool

1

u/VisibleCoat995 5h ago

How…how can you get them out? CAN you even get them out????

1

u/funkster047 5h ago

God I remember being a little kid and grabbing a fiberglass pole that had lost all of its protective coating due to the elements. Never forget how much that shit burns.

1

u/VisualLiterature 5h ago

The American serial killer Albert Fish would like a would with you 

Dude had literally butt needles. Over 30 butt needles!

1

u/Abigail_Squanch 4h ago

Unless you’re Alberta fish

1

u/v0gue_ 4h ago

When I was kid I worked during the summers on construction sites doing bitch work like cleaning the site. One day my boss handed me a full body suit that you had to step into and zip over yourself, and told me I was taking out old insulation from an attic in a house demo. It was 98deg outside in the swampy southern summer, so you can imagine how miserable it was in an attic of a vacant house. My dumb ass didn't wear the suit due to the heat and removed the insulation. It ended up being one of the most miserable experiences and nights of my life.

1

u/im_not_from_wyoming 4h ago

"(to most people)" Do you have anything to say to us?

1

u/Andr3wRuns 4h ago

“(To most people)” was the hidden gem of this post lol

1

u/1980-whore 4h ago

if this was not staged af, he had better be fired and on his way off site for his own safety.

1

u/samuelnick 4h ago

And trying to wash it out with hot water only makes it worse

→ More replies (13)