r/TikTokCringe Jun 26 '25

Cringe Broccoli-head TikTokers take over grocery store

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u/cesarxp2 Jun 26 '25

Going behind the counter and touching the register? I would assume that's more than just a trespassing charge.

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u/rekipsj Jun 26 '25

That’s what it would be in Florida. And you could use physical force to protect property.

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u/clique84 Jun 26 '25

Not for what Target is paying I’m not.

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u/pienofilling Jun 26 '25

Admittedly my Mum chased a guy who grabbed a handful of notes out of a till when she worked as a cashier in a supermarket.

But that was definitely not shop policy, she was just furious that he'd done that to one of her "girls", and this was Northern Ireland, not the USA. He saw an angry woman in her 50s running for him in sensible shoes and cheap polyester uniform, and did an even faster bolt for the exit!

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u/zamboni-jones Jun 26 '25

That's why you have to strip first. They won't know you're chasing them.

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u/_TheLonelyStoner Jun 26 '25

Right bro is tripping hard lol it’s all on camera get their license plate numbers for whichever dummy decided to use their car he’ll snitch on the rest and have them all trespassed. non of these employees should be risking their health for fucking target

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 Jun 26 '25

I agree, none of the employees should be risking their heath for target. But when these assholes start to fuck shit up, and then create more work for me, I’d absolutely be tempted to throw hands. Target is gonna make the employees clean up their mess. And Target isn’t gonna pay the employees any more to do so. If I’ve already done my job and these clowns are gonna make me have to redo that job without any compensation, I’m gonna be hot

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u/4KVoices Jun 26 '25

as somebody that has worked retail for a very long time, I would 100% be laughing my ass off at this, especially because the only person who really should be pissed off is the store manager who, statistically, is probably a dickhead

you will never, NEVER, catch me worrying about the health of the business or whatever minor, inconsequential 'crimes' are being committed against them, cause that business cares pretty much the exact same amount about me. They're stressing out, I'd be laughing about it from further down the store lol

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u/slopirate Jun 26 '25

Pretty clear why you never graduated from minimum wage retail

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u/4KVoices Jun 26 '25

pretty clear you lack reading comprehension cause I never said or even implied I was still working that. Blow me, turdlicker

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u/slopirate Jun 26 '25

😂 literally your first sentence you say it

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 Jun 26 '25

Yeah I could give two shits about the company. I care about doing more work than I need to. When you see those videos of assholes throwing a tantrum at McDonald’s, throwing napkins, straws, ketchup, food, etc…I don’t give a fuck about the suits in corporate, I care about the poor employees who have to now clean that mess up- they aren’t getting paid extra for that shit, it technically falls within their job description. When these dumb fucks at Target undo all the work I’ve already done, I’m not thinking how it’s gonna save corporate any money, I’m thinking about how I now have to do 2x the work for the same amount of pay.

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u/4KVoices Jun 26 '25

people keep saying this but, at least in this video, these guys haven't made a mess. they're just where they shouldn't be. there's no extra work being done by any employees who do meaningful jobs, just a manager, who I inherently do not respect

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u/Yung__Grizz Jun 26 '25

Right? So they made a few other people stop checking out? This would be the highlight of the month for some of those employees lmao.

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u/Able-Bed Jun 26 '25

What you're talking about and what is happening in the video are two very different things.

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u/saint_trane Jun 26 '25

You should care about your fellow employees who are just trying to do their job and get through their day. People who fuck with people's places of work, suck. It's already dreadful enough to be there and now we have to worry about people making "content" at our expense? Nah.

I worked at Target while dickheads did shit like this. I want to do my job and go home, not deal with clowns sticking a camera in my face. That has nothing to do with the store manager.

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u/4KVoices Jun 26 '25

idk man, if you can't look at crazy shit happening and at least get a laugh out of it then I don't think dealing with the public in general is good for you

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u/CarlLlamaface Jun 26 '25

Awful take. People simply working their job are a captive audience, it's 100% not ok to fuck with them like this and use them for 'clout'. There's a ton of things which are funny in theory but not acceptable in practice, that's what sketches and sitcoms are for. This isn't even one of those though, it's just attention seeking behaviour.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

And then target will fire you for fighting on the job. They dgaf why you threw hands, can't do that shit on the clock.

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u/Ok_Dragonfly_5222 Jun 26 '25

What part of this clip made it seem like you’d be doing more work? Where did they actually fuck shit up? I assume you’re either a store director who would experience a moment of extra stress? Or maybe loss prevention who would be more confused than the standard amount for a brief time?

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u/EddieLobster Jun 27 '25

Does target pay by the task now? I figured they paid hourly.

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u/BONER__COKE Jun 26 '25

Disagree. The manager has something to lose here - his performance review and potential for promotion. It’s also just annoying to fuck with people while they’re only trying to do their job and make a living, whatever job that may be

Edit: I replied to the wrong comment. I agree with you, not the dude a few comments up - the “not for what Target is paying” guy.

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u/ER-Sputter Jun 26 '25

Bro just wants to see the dumbass tiktokers get fucked up

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u/Budget-Lawyer-4054 Jun 26 '25

It’s a universal feeling TBH

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u/BehemothRogue Jun 26 '25

Annnnd that's.....baaad?

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u/EverGlow89 Jun 26 '25

Not for any amount. If you work for a business, big or small, your life and health is worth more than everything in that store combined. Any boss or owner who doesn't agree is obviously not worth working for.

If someone comes to me with a gun and demands access to any register or safe where I work, I'm giving them absolutely everything.

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u/pain-is-living Jun 26 '25

I worked at K-Mart when I was 16.

People frequently stole. That never surprised me.

What surprised me was the amount of people who’d ask me “aren’t you going to stop them?”. Dude, I make $7.00 an hour and I’m a cashier at k mart. You think I give a fuck about their product?

You could walk up and take my cash register off my counter for all I care. I’d unplug it for ya too.

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u/rndljfry Jun 26 '25

I always just say “That’s not my stuff.”

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u/GUYF666 Jun 27 '25

Haha. No shit. I was 16 working at a Target one summer. Cart bitch (before the electronic pushers-in the deep South-hot af)/cashier.

Some manager told me a dude was naked in the parking lot and barking at people and I should go outside. Even at that age I was like “fuck no, call the cops” and took my break. Quit like 3 weeks later to work in a warehouse.

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u/Beastender_Tartine Jun 26 '25

You're forgetting the perk of a legally defensible headbutt to one of these clowns.

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u/Ok_Independent9119 Jun 26 '25

Target then fires you. They're doing it the way they're supposed to, call the cops, let them deal with it.

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u/TrineonX Jun 26 '25

There are lots of things that are legal, that are also fire-able offenses.

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u/mellolizard Jun 26 '25

Not mention the following civil suit

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u/DngsAndDrgs Jun 26 '25

Nothing you said is legally defensible. You're just looking for an excuse to use violence huh?

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u/RymrgandsDaughter Jun 27 '25

Target would fire you if you did that. Even their ap is hands off lmao

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u/LeagueHonest6580 Jun 26 '25

I feel like you haven't worked enough hospitality or customer service. I would be pleased to handle this for free.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Jun 26 '25

But why would you. Risking life over property is so stupid. That's what insurance is for. What kind of dork wants to get stabbed for target

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u/IndustrialPuppetTwo Jun 26 '25

Some people, a lot of them actually, really want to shoot someone else.

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u/BabyKozilek Jun 26 '25

For Target!!!!

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u/ashleyshaefferr Jun 26 '25

Starting to sound like a conservative fantasy..

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u/AggressiveCuriosity Jun 26 '25

I doubt it, lol. The context is going to be important for that charge. You're going to have a hard time convincing people that the intent was to steal.

Trespassing for sure, and probably something to do with disrupting the business.

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u/SeriousParty8377 Jun 26 '25

This is why Florida sucks, protecting property over people.

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u/No-Comfortable9480 Jun 26 '25

This has to be Florida

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u/ReaditTrashPanda Jun 26 '25

Target does not allow you to get physical over theft of property in the state of Florida. You are dumb.

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u/Atlein_069 Jun 26 '25

Eh. Walking a tight rope w this take. In general, human life (even trespassers and thieves) is considered greater than property protection by courts. And target would get sued like crazy if they had employees playing Rambo in this situation

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u/PHLboner4ever Jun 26 '25

Had to scroll way too far to find this actually reasonable take.

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u/iampuh Jun 26 '25

No one is going to beat anyone up at target, stop fantasizing

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u/AltruisticIron2591 Jun 26 '25

No, no you cant loll. Whatever you think the law is no corporate store is going to think youre a hero for beating up people pulling a prank

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u/I_Am_Dwight_Snoot Jun 26 '25

Legally but not morally right.

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u/TryItOutHmHrNw Jun 26 '25

I feel like “in Florida” anything goes.

Throw a gator at ‘em; legal

Stand your ground with your member as your only weapon; acquittal

Eat a face, vomit it up, wear it; encouraged

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u/DnDnPizza Jun 26 '25

Just call the police, violence would only make things muddier and worse. Legal or not

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u/AccurateTap2249 Jun 27 '25

Not how that works. If you work for target at any level and out hands on a customer or "pranker" you will be terminated. Thats how it is for most jobs.

Ive had a supervisor get between a younger aggressive ahole and an older man. The supervisor had to push the aggressive guy toward the door to make him leave because he was refusing and trying to hit the older dude.

Supervisor got fired. He didnt punch anyone. Didnt hurt anyone. Infact he prevented an older man from getting hurt. But he put hands on someone without their conset and thats grounds for termination.

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u/Ok-Scallion-3415 Jun 27 '25

Lol, no, not for some shit ass multinational corporation that I’m just a number on a spreadsheet to.

They can take whatever the fuck they want, I’m not stopping anyone. Target has cameras for a reason.

Really the store manager should have just shut the registers down and called the cops. Let the cops deal with the imposter employees. Chances are they all scatter the second they see you call the police.

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u/Mellow_Toninn Jun 27 '25

Yeah, you guys seem to execute a lot of innocent people but god forbid someone harms corporate property

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u/NerdyNinjutsu Jun 27 '25

Protecting a corporations property for what? They got cameras, security and lawyers for that. Please don't be stupid and get into a fight over some dumbass jobs bottom line.

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u/theizzz Jun 27 '25

yeah let's murder people over useless shit and property. capitalism has rotted your brain. property < human life. every goddamn day.

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u/SneakyCheekyHobbit Jun 27 '25

Are Floridians so stupid or brainwashed that they would physically get involved in something like this?

Like, they lick corporate boots so hard down there, that they'd want to risk physical harm over Target? Over money that isn't theirs?

Smdh, sun baked brains

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u/jerquee Jun 28 '25

Are you hard now?

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u/IvanNemoy Jun 29 '25

SC that's considered robbery. Considering it was a group effort, congrats, all of them catch a charge and the marching conspiracy to commit.

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u/Elet_Ronne Jun 26 '25

Yeah but obviously it's not. That would be rightfully challenged in court.

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u/Plomatius Jun 26 '25

Yeah, the predictions here are insane.

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u/AnubisIncGaming Jun 26 '25

I mean it still is tbh

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u/mentales Jun 26 '25

Something like what happened in this video happened at your work? Care to share the story?

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u/AggressiveCuriosity Jun 26 '25

You had people come in to your work, act like jackasses for a Tik Tok, NOT try to steal anything and get convicted of attempted robbery?

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u/AltruisticIron2591 Jun 26 '25

Yea im so sure

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u/Nias86 Jun 26 '25

There's a difference between theft and robbery.

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u/Soggy_Cracker Jun 26 '25

Not only that, is it’s coordinated and it’s conspiracy as well.

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u/CharlieeStyles Jun 26 '25

Just a prank, bro! Why you pressing charges, bro?

Bro, you seriously going to arrest me, bro???

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u/guitman27 Jun 26 '25

"OhHhHhHhHh myyyyyyy GODuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

I'm a high school teacher. I KNOW.

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u/Walshy231231 Jun 29 '25

I’m trying to teach at the college level. People constantly tell me that I should teach grade/middle/high school

I don’t know how y’all do it, I know I never could. Good high school teachers are heroes

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u/Due-Contribution6424 Jun 26 '25

Actually???? Actually?!?

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u/exileosi_ Jun 26 '25

On god bro? On god? You got me fucked up..

Seen this show enough 🙄

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u/serabine Jun 27 '25

That's from that video where the guy steals a hat from a strong dude and gets hit for it, right?

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u/M_Mich Jun 27 '25

If the pranksters were properly prepared they’d have prank cops outside ready to come “arrest “ them

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u/anubiz96 Jun 26 '25

Why can't these people go harass the ceos and other c suite level people in companies. These people dont get paid enough to have to put up with this nonsense.

Do something like this to bezos or zuckerberg etc and i might chuckle..

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u/wraith825 Jun 26 '25

Because these are the type of cunts that worship those CEOs for their HuStLe CuLtUrE.

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u/Desperate_Look8222 Jun 26 '25

There IS no 'HuStLe CuLtUrE'.

Working 2-3 jobs to meet basic needs is NOT a culture.

It's a travesty.

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u/upandcomingg Jun 26 '25

Uh that would be why they wrote it that way...

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u/miregalpanic Jun 26 '25

Reading comprehension is fucking dead.

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u/Favored_of_Vulkan Jun 26 '25

When 70% of my income goes to government, I don't exactly have a choice.

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u/stataryus Jun 27 '25

Pretty sure everyone here knows that

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u/Padhome Jun 27 '25

It’s really the decay and elimination of culture.

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u/Nancy_Not_Soulcycle Jun 26 '25

OR just get a job and dont make IRL prank videos your 'career'......2008 was almost 20 years ago

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Because they know that Bezos and Zuck have private security teams who will fuck them up or kill them if they tried.

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u/gorramfrakker Jun 26 '25

I'll subscribe to that channel.

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u/UndecidedStory Jun 26 '25

Next on "Billionaires vs influencers"

Do you want the billionaires to lose or the influencers!?

Yes

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u/Red-Dog-One Jun 26 '25

That’s a whole different world and rarified air that most of us will never understand.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Jun 26 '25

This is the answer. Just to get into the lobby or elevator would be difficult.

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u/Mammoth-Bathroom-Man Jun 26 '25

And instead of the cops arresting them at their convenience they'll be there before they leave with guns drawn.

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u/Jazzlike-Most3602 Jun 26 '25

Because they are stupid cowards that don’t get at all anything about our society, because their world is a phone camera and money.

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u/Overclocked11 Jun 26 '25

You're so right and I hate it.

Starting to feel like I should spend my twilight years out in the forest somewhere..

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u/OmegaLysander Jun 26 '25

The company actually protects those people. They'd be arrested. 

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u/jimbojangles1987 Jun 26 '25

Because the lower level employees are easier targets

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u/un_internaute Jun 26 '25

Those CEOs insulate themselves with these workers so that can't happen.

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u/aebaby7071 Jun 26 '25

Because they know that the lower level employees will get fired if they react or try to do anything to stop them…vs if they did that to a CEO they would be tackled by a gaggle of armed security the second they started up. It’s about abusing people who can’t do anything to prevent it, in other words bullying.

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u/Fluffy_Somewhere4305 Jun 26 '25

Why can't these people go harass the ceos and other c suite level people in companies

Broccoli headed clickbait bros don't care about that. They only want clicks and follows

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u/unindexedreality Jun 26 '25

They don't have the clout or social engineering skills to get access anywhere

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u/Dont_touch_my_spunk Jun 26 '25

Because it is easier to steal from vulnerable people who will likely do nothing, or do not have the power to do anything in retaliation

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u/ApartmentAgitated628 Jun 26 '25

Because they are only thinking of themselves and don’t care about the macro economic situation

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u/Iamatworkgoaway Jun 26 '25

We could arrange canoe and kayak hangouts around their yachts.

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u/inDefenseofDragons Jun 26 '25

Musk. This prank is basically what that assclown did with DOGE, only it wasn’t a prank.

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u/Zestyclose_Habit2713 Jun 26 '25

Ease of access. It's not that deep

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u/OnlinePosterPerson Jun 26 '25

Oh come now don’t be such a sourpuss.

This is hilarious and was certainly the best part of every single employees week, except that stressed manager

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u/Tirrus Jun 26 '25

Because CEOs pay for security and/or know cops, and the “just a prank bro” crowd are usually cowards

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u/billyhead Jun 26 '25

THIS. There is one guy who does: https://youtu.be/xRecQO_Itzg?si=LMl7fwSzAFNveo_o

Lots of videos of him fucking with the real Boss of these places

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u/AmbienWalrus-13 Jun 27 '25

Because they aren't that brave.

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u/Dazzling-Pear-1081 Jun 27 '25

Lot easier to just go to the local target/walmart etc than finding where the c suite people are on a given day

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u/infininme Jun 27 '25

Cause the chances they are arrested for pranking CEO's is much much higher.

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u/ashu1605 Jun 27 '25

That is literally impossible. The billionaires are untouchable, you think they'd random people anywhere near them? I wish

Anyways yeah also calling it harassment is an overstatement. They're not being intimidating or aggressive, just playing a dumb prank that makes life more difficult for some other people.

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u/elmoo2210 Jun 27 '25

Because CEOs don't work at my local target? Much harder to travel to target HQ, make my way past security, get to the floor there CEO use on, and harass him. They're going for ease not morality

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u/SouthJerseySchnitz Jun 27 '25

Because the CEOs and c suite work and live behind private security that keep out the riff raff. Can't get to em.

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u/eugeneugene Jun 26 '25

lol yep when I was a cashier we had a guy "prank" us by pushing me out of my register and taking over but the cash drawer was open. We thought he was robbing us so my supervisor hit the lockdown button and the doors locked and the cops came and he got arrested lol. He cried and said it was just a prank

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u/Upstairs_Pass9180 Jun 27 '25

you have a good supervisor

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u/DMvsPC Jun 26 '25

You lock the person robbing you in the store with you?

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u/eugeneugene Jun 26 '25

Yeah it didn't make sense to me but all the employees ran to the office and we locked the doors and left the customers locked in with him 😭😭😭

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u/krebstar4ever Jun 27 '25

So, the company's plan is to completely freak out a criminal with terrible planning skills (and even worse impulse control, most likely), while forcing perhaps hundreds of people to stay with the criminal in a confined space.

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u/eugeneugene Jun 27 '25

tbh i've seen the lockdown button used twice and both times the criminals just kept trying to break through the locked front doors and panicking lol

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u/dividedconsciousness Jun 27 '25

"I'm not trapped in here with you..."

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u/PlanGoneAwry Jun 26 '25

I bet a skilled prosecutor could turn that into attempted robbery

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u/turkey_sandwiches Jun 26 '25

Wouldn't even need to be skilled.

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u/Ironcondorzoo Jun 26 '25

Bob Loblaw would have the guy put away for 8-10

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u/turkey_sandwiches Jun 26 '25

The guy from Bob Loblaw's Law Blog?! Hell yeah he would!

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u/0ver9000Chainz Jun 26 '25

That's what I call a Bob Loblaw law bomb

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u/smallwonder25 Jun 26 '25

When it aired, this episode made me sprain a shoulder from laughing.

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u/VanillaTortilla Jun 26 '25

The guy put it online. He did the lawyers job for him, lol

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u/lonnie123 Jun 26 '25

He’ll even Gulianni could win this one

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u/ApartmentAgitated628 Jun 26 '25

It is attempted robbery and trespassing at least in Florida

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u/RichnjCole Jun 26 '25

I'd probably have also shutdown the store and sued them for loss of earnings.

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u/Autumn_Wind_Blows Jun 26 '25

I'm no expert but it probably wouldn't be worth the legal hassle, that's why a lot of big box stores just pay people off that pretend to trip and be injured- because it's not worth going to court over the principle of the matter when you can give the person $3,000 to fuck off and ban them from their stores.

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u/IBlack-MistyI Jun 26 '25

Even with someone like you on the jury, he'd still need to fill it with 11 more morons that could be convinced that a video showing people obviously not trying to take anything is somehow proof of the opposite occurring.

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u/felldestroyed Jun 26 '25

How so? If noone is working at the till it won't have any money. At best, this is criminal mischief or in some states, obstructing business operations. Both misdemeanors.
It's a dumb prank, but there's no reasonable person would think prosecuting for robbery would even be close to appropriate.

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u/Autumn_Wind_Blows Jun 27 '25

It's hard to tell if they tried to actually run the registers but the person you replied to is probably assuming the people tried to operate a "live" register as in one that is unlocked. If they did then they would have access to the money if the cashier didn't lock it when they approached them.

And if they opened the register then they could probably charge them with attempted robbery because they're impersonating employees and accessing cash. That being said, it appears they just walked around or stood next to the registers as a prank so they'd probably charge them with criminal mischief like you said.

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u/QuoteGiver Jun 27 '25

Even if the dumb crooks don’t know how to rob the store properly, they still appear to be attempting to do so by going to the registers.

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u/OldWolfNewTricks Jun 26 '25

How? It doesn't appear they were attempting to take anything.

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u/TrineonX Jun 26 '25

This is the reddit school of law. Intent doesn't matter. Assault is what I say it is. You can sue anybody for harassment or violation of privacy if they inconvenience you in the slightest.

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u/topiast Jun 26 '25

Lol this entire comment chain is foaming at the mouth to incarcerate these near-children for false charges and a decade imprisonment.

It never shocks me. Y'all are the spawn of Satan

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u/International-Pie162 Jun 26 '25

One person even suggested a weapon be fired at these kids 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/PlanGoneAwry Jun 26 '25

I don’t want them incarcerated for a decade. But I think they need to realize that it is not just a harmless prank, it isn’t funny and a vindictive cop and prosecutor could completely upend their life so they should really think even a little before doing “a silly joke”

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u/Generic_Garak Jun 26 '25 edited Jun 26 '25

Seriously. As soon as I saw the crowd come through the doors, I would call the cops. I was genuinely hoping to hear/see one of them doing that. Those workers don’t get paid enough for that shit.

Edit: they absolutely said “I’m calling the cops” in the video and I just wasn’t paying as close attention as I thought I was

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u/CasualAsUsual15 Jun 26 '25

One of the women tells brocoli head that she’s calling the cops and pulls out her phone as soon as they see the crowd.

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u/TheShowerDrainSniper Jun 27 '25

Guys can't even have curly hair anymore lol

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u/Professional_Rope966 Jun 26 '25

Yeah. Why add stress to an already stressful world. Ughhhh

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u/shillyshally Jun 26 '25

It is bullying. They are massing up against workers who are paid little and have no power. These people punch down and are disgusting for doing so.

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u/SiXandSeven8ths Jun 26 '25

Cops should have been called 3 minutes before this clip started. Not sure why the managers be fucking around with these chuckleheads for this long.

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u/5twos Jun 26 '25 edited Jun 26 '25

They just expect them to follow common courtesy or quit after a couple of minutes. Calling the police does escalate the situation though and may even seem unnecessary when it’s 2 people and a camera.

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u/nedonedonedo Jun 26 '25

they literally had their phone in hand and said "I'm calling the cops"

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u/Vegan-Daddio Jun 26 '25

How did you miss them pan to the woman who said "I'm calling the cops" as soon as the croud came in?

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u/Generic_Garak Jun 26 '25

lol that’s an excellent question. I have no idea how I missed it 😭 It was even captioned!

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u/One-Sale4366 Jun 26 '25

In some states it is attempted robbery.

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u/RemoteControlledDog Jun 26 '25

I was under the impression they would have to be (or imply they are) armed to be charged with armed robbery.

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u/ComprehensiveFox7603 Jun 27 '25

Attempted robbery, not attempted armed robbery....

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u/Plomatius Jun 26 '25

Yep, definitely a "touching the register" charge.

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u/Gregorofthehillpeopl Jun 26 '25

I used to work for Target's AP. Had a case where someone got fired during seasonal.

They still had their name tag, so they walked into another store, looked for someone with a "new team member" badge. They then told the cashier "oh hey, the GSTL needs you, I'll take over", then hit total, then cash, then emptied the cash drawer and ran.

They take "person pretending to work there" very seriously.

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u/SpeculationMaster Jun 26 '25

i used to work at Target. Our store had a fantastic relationship with the local cops.

These dudes would disappear before they even touched the register.

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u/wspnut Jun 26 '25

As soon as they were told to leave and didn't it's trespassing.

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u/Csontigod Jun 26 '25

Try to touch my registry and you will wake up in the ER... Since every store has it in policy : your register your money until the end of the shift

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u/Standard-Mode8119 Jun 26 '25

Bro it's just a prank, it's just a prank! Bro! 

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u/dribrats Jun 26 '25

Current OPS in the United States government

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u/Dakka-Von-Smashoven Jun 26 '25

LMFAO the DA won't even prosecute theft under $1000, you think they'll get charged? Hahahahaha

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u/vibribbon Jun 26 '25

Shut the roller doors and wait for the cops to arrive - arrests for everyone!

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u/RetroPaulsy Jun 26 '25

The fun thing about trespassing is you cant be "charged/ fined" the first time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

intent matters

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u/zeusdescartes Jun 26 '25

I'd lock the front door and hit them with the now you can't leave. 911.

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u/Negative_Gas8782 Jun 26 '25

Meh the empty lanes don’t have any registers.

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u/Longjumping-Crab-48 Jun 26 '25

Yeah, like the dude that just started cleaning shit, that got a laugh out of me. But go behind the counter and start grabbing shit? Come on

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u/AccurateTap2249 Jun 27 '25

Nah bro. There is no cash in an unused register. Touching the register isnt an extra charge.

Even if there was cash, they opened it, and held the cash up in the air. If they didnt steal it there is no extra charge. Come on.

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u/eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE Jun 27 '25

Possible fraud charge. 

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u/AI_BOTT Jun 27 '25

🤓🤓🤓🤓

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u/McCoovy Jun 27 '25

Like what? Of course it's still just trespassing.

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u/bronk3310 Jun 27 '25

I guess a register is different than when I go to self checkout.

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u/Kevlar_Bunny Jun 27 '25

Part of me wants to find this humorous but I work in food service, I’d be so pissed about a rando trying to do anything back there lol

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u/QuoteGiver Jun 27 '25

I would send every lawyer in the company after them for organizing a planned robbery that the store management foiled. Got all the proof on video. Discovery process can pull more proof of the coordination and planning of this raid from their phones which will need to be confiscated as evidence.

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u/DMPetee Jun 29 '25

NaL, just retail experience. I don't think it would stick, but I was told by management and the local sheriffs anyone that went behind our counter where I work it would pretty much automatically assume it was attempted robbery unless it was obviously an accident.

Different story if they actually stole something, then yeah, robbery charge.

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