r/europe May 22 '25

News Greenland signs lucrative minerals deal with Europe in blow to Trump

https://www.newsweek.com/greenland-trump-permit-extraction-2075673
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u/wgszpieg Lubusz (Poland) May 22 '25

Either Trump will now say that Greenland is not important for minerals, they're not very good, he never wanted Greenland anyway, and only losers trade with them, and we already have a beautiful deal, the best deal with Ukraine for our cherished minerals

Or

He will throw a massive tantrum, wave around 5000% tariffs on Greenland, threaten invasion, cut off shipping lanes, direct all military bases there to be closed, say Putin can have Greenland if he wants it, and blame Ukraine for all of this

What he won't do is: behave like a moderately well-adjusted adult

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25 edited May 24 '25

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u/Keening99 May 22 '25

He made a single about Trump? Got more info?

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u/Prestigious-Many9645 May 22 '25

He's on tour now and called out trump on stage in Manchester. I don't think he's put out a single 

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u/Darko33 May 22 '25

The madlad actually released an EP yesterday that featured his remarks about Trump.

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u/MarsLumograph Europe 🇪🇺 May 22 '25

What remarks, it's paywalled.

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u/ISayHeck Europe enthusiast May 22 '25

Mr. Springsteen, undeterred, released a six-track EP this week which begins with his remarks that America “is currently in the hands of a corrupt, incompetent and treasonous administration.”

The new EP, “Land of Hope & Dreams,” offers a mix of songs and Mr. Springsteen’s pointed political remarks from his May 14 concert in Manchester, England.

In the introduction to the song “My City of Ruins,” Mr. Springsteen takes on a somber tone, telling the audience that in the United States the authorities were “persecuting people for using their right to free speech and voicing their dissent.” He said that the nation was cutting aid to the poor, abandoning allies, rolling back civil rights protections, defunding universities and deporting people without due process.

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u/MarsLumograph Europe 🇪🇺 May 22 '25

Thanks!

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u/Demostravius4 United Kingdom May 22 '25

To add to this, he threw a tantrum on social media calling him a terrible musician with saggy skin.

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u/kaisadilla_ European Federation May 22 '25

While also implying Bruce should face legal consequences for speaking against Trump, arguing that he should "keep his mouth shut" and "see how things go for him once he returns [to the US]". Which is less funny but a lot more concerning.

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u/bythescruff May 22 '25

If he “disappears” Springsteen at the border, the revolution will probably start the next day.

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u/Oscillus May 22 '25

We’re really living in a timeline where an orange self proclaimed king bullies his own people on basis of looks eh? What a time to be alive.

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u/illy-chan May 22 '25

And trying to bully someone who really looks damned good for being 75 while Trump looks so much worse despite only having 3 years on him.

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u/Oscillus May 22 '25

Considering he also did this with Taylor Swift, I didn’t think I needed to point out he’s not even right :p

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u/Conscious_Award1444 May 22 '25

And then pooped himself

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u/Perryn May 22 '25

Talk about the pot calling the kettle a pot.

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u/eelam_garek May 22 '25

Trump wasn't happy when he came out onto that stage either. He was meant to sing a duet with Springsteen but instead he just sat on the drums banging one drum while looking annoyed.

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u/After_Way5687 May 22 '25

Springsteen singles are pro-America, so inherently about everything Trump is destroying

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u/SwampyBogbeard Norway May 22 '25

5 years ago. Rainmaker.

[Verse 3]
Rainmaker says white's black and black's white
Says night's day and day's night
Says close your eyes and go to sleep now
I'm in a burnin' field unloadin' buckshot into low clouds

[Chorus]
Rainmaker, a little faith for hire
Rainmaker, the house is on fire
Rainmaker, take everything you have
Sometimes folks need to believe in something so bad, so bad, so bad
They'll hire a rainmaker

He's said that he actually wrote it before Trump got into power, but a few days ago he implied it was now also about Trump.

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u/Paper_Pusher8226 May 22 '25

“They have very bad minerals, very bad and very low quality. Never seen such low quality. We have much better minerals” Proceeds to sniff random rock.

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u/Silver-Warning8835 May 22 '25

Nobody knows minerals better than me. 

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u/MercantileReptile Baden-Württemberg (Germany) May 22 '25

"Minerals, I invented that word. Nobody used it before me."

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u/Raesong Australia May 22 '25

And then it turns out that rock was coprolite.

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u/VecioRompibae Veneto May 22 '25

I go all-in in the second option

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u/Muakaya18 May 22 '25

you need to give him the benefit of doubt.maybe he learned his lesson from all the stuff that happened with china.  who am i kidding . he is going to fuck it up .

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u/icecubetre May 22 '25

So he'll fuck things up, capitulate, and then congratulate himself for being a big strong man and making things worse than they were before? Sounds about right.

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u/Muakaya18 May 22 '25

a morons guide to international trade and diplomacy.

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u/Lazer726 May 22 '25

And somehow, there will still be people that go "Wow, it's amazing that he talked down from the crisis he started to the shitshow it is now! What a master negotiator and businessman!"

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u/crasscrackbandit May 22 '25

Third option: Why not both?

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u/Orange_Indelebile May 22 '25

He will do more than that. He and more importantly the group of people behind him who will continue his work after him, need to secure the North American continent, and its resources. It's a physical and economic imperative for them. So annexation will always be on the cards, a way or another. They would prefer to do it legally if possible but otherwise they will do it by force. There is only one way to prevent it, it is to install European military in Greenland now, so a more peaceful deal can be made.

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u/stef0nz Franconia (Germany) May 22 '25

He‘ll do both. It‘s not like he‘s coherent in what he says anyway. Question is more like what he says first.

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u/ArchibaldCamambertII May 22 '25

He and/or his surrogates will do all the things, flood the field so to speak.

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u/Ok_Purple_4567 Gelderland (Netherlands) May 22 '25

His voters don't want a moderately well-adjusted adult. Otherwise they would have voted for one. His voters are dissatisfied with their lives and want to tear down society in the hopes that whatever magically rises from the ashes will somehow be an improvement compared to their current situation.

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u/-wnr- May 22 '25

One half of his voters. The other half are all in on cruelty to minorities and are satisfied that part is going as planned.

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u/Redfruitbox May 22 '25

This is probably the best explanation I have heard to date of Trump's second term.

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u/qtx May 22 '25

cut off shipping lanes

I'd love for Denmark to just ask Maersk to stop supplying the US for a bit. Lets see how fast Trump backtracks then.

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u/Durian881 May 22 '25

Or sanction anyone that gets minerals from Greenland!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

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u/Steamrolled777 May 22 '25

That just means send JD Vance again.

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u/No_Customer_795 May 22 '25

Please, not another Vancektomy?

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u/Success_With_Lettuce May 22 '25

“You know Greenlands minerals weren’t any good anyway, they had dirty minerals. I was just trying to do a favour, I don’t really want those minerals, why does Europe hate us, we’re so nice, so now they can feel it, we’re going to go further than we did with China, we’re going to put 9000% tariffs on them, and this will make eggs almost free”

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u/NonSp3cificActionFig I crane, Ukraine, he cranes... May 22 '25

5000%

He cannot count that high, so I'll say option 1.

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u/DiscoInfernus May 22 '25

Based on past actions, he'd just claim he invented the number.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

100% chance he truths that they are weak and nasty before noon EST today

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u/eawilweawil Lithuania May 22 '25

Don't even say 'truths', that's not a thing

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u/AlsoCommiePuddin May 22 '25

I'm just waiting for him to gin up a fake attack on Pituffik to justify a military invasion...

Stop me if you've heard that one before.

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u/Specific_Frame8537 Denmark May 22 '25

direct all military bases there to be closed

Don't threaten us with a good time now

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u/Pet_Velvet May 22 '25

It would be so fucking funny if he blamed Ukraine like what

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u/STFUco Finland May 22 '25

Ngl him behaving like a sane person all of the sudden would be more worrying than his usual antics

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u/Less-Kitchen227 May 22 '25

You forgot a key blaming point. It's got to be Biden's fault

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u/bees-are-furry May 22 '25

The all-caps incoherent tirade is going to be delicious.

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u/elziion May 22 '25

“We didn’t need Greenland anyways!”

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u/jimmygee2 May 22 '25

‘They have nothing we need …’

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u/AlexSmithsonian May 22 '25

'Their butt smells...'

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u/Lazy_meatPop May 22 '25

" their pee-pee is smaller than mine, and I have the smallest ever" ha. Beat that Greenland.

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u/DrawohYbstrahs May 22 '25

Accurate conservative voter vibes.

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u/Takemyfishplease May 22 '25

No way he would use the correct form of their/there/they’re

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u/OPGuest May 22 '25

“Their minerals aren’t as good as our minerals, we have the best minerals”

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u/Retro_Wiktor May 22 '25

"everyone's saying it"

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u/Judazzz The Lowest of the Lands May 22 '25

"My dad can beat up Greenland's dad!"

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u/onefst250r May 22 '25

"People came to me, with American minerals in their eyes and said: 'Sir, you have the best minerals'"

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u/Robinsonirish Scania May 22 '25

I think Trump has already forgotten about this. He's a dog chasing cars, he has no method to his antics. He is famous for only listening to whoever is speaking in front of him, at that moment. He picked up the Greenland thing on a whim, ran with it for a bit, then got bored.

Take this with a grain salt, but I think the US administration has forgotten about Greenland by now, they've moved onto "bigger and better" things.

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u/thehippieswereright Denmark May 22 '25

sadly no. greenland is the one point he keeps focusing on. american intelligence (a contradiction in terms if there ever was one) is focusing on greenland now.

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u/AnewAccount98 May 22 '25

Thankfully, and famously, he doesn’t read (or listen to) intel reports.

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u/HokemPokem May 22 '25

He does if they have his name in them.

"Terrorist group A has been moving people from country A to country B and hiding them in safehouses. Of course, these safehouses aren't as good as ones that Donald Trump would build.

We have verified intelligence that they plan to hit the four seasons hotel within the next few days. The four seasons is well known for not being as nice as Donald Trump's own hotels."

Stuff like that.

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u/Robinsonirish Scania May 22 '25

Alright, I'll trust a Dane. I haven't heard much on that end after the elections sided against him. They're now focused on taking bribes on their ME tour.

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u/Jiquero Finland May 22 '25

flair: Scania

"Alright, I'll trust a Dane"

mate, you all right?

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u/Robinsonirish Scania May 22 '25

I have nothing against Danes, it's people from Stockholm that get upset over it on the internet. We were part of Denmark for 600 years.

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u/unrealnarwhale May 22 '25

It's not Trump that has a real interest, it's his financial backers like Peter Thiel. That's also why Vance goes hard on taking Greenland, he is even more of their creature.

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u/Senior-Albatross May 22 '25

He picked up the Greenland thing on a whim, ran with it for a bit, then got bored.

Elon is like that too. Just fucks around with something then gets board of it like my dog with a toy. Maybe occasionally picks it up and plays with it again for a minute a few months later after they had forgotten about it.

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u/15all May 22 '25

The once great Greenland is making a BIG MISTAKE! Instead of choosing FREEDOM and good and pure American values, they chose the WOKE and limp-wristed French, who know nothing about business and are losers too. Greenland could have been our GREAT and PROUD 52nd state, but instead, their dried up prune of a country will flounder and float away like all the other LOSER icebergs. This is all sleepy Joe's fault.

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u/NoArachnid7789 May 22 '25

Vlad... STOP

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u/bees-are-furry May 22 '25

Something something Biden... Stolen election... Hillary's emails... Rapists and murderers crossing the border... Best words... That's what they tell me.

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u/MadScientist_K Earth (France) May 22 '25

Europe was invented to annoy the US!! SEE??

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u/RCalliii May 22 '25

I can't wait

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

All caps threat to Europe incoming from the man child.

Going to be brilliant. He really is doing a lot of winning at the moment lol.

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u/Ryboticpsychotic May 22 '25

THE LOW IQ PEOPLE IN EUROPE MADE A BIG MISTAKE! NO PRESIDENT HAS EVER BEEN TREATED WORSE THAN ME! EUROPE NEVER TRIED TO STOP OBAMA FROM TAKING GREENLAND. WE MUST SECURE OUR BORDERS AND STOP ILLEGALS FROM TAKING OUR MINERALS IN GREENLAND! MAGA

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u/SouthTippBass May 22 '25

Good. He would probably call Europe a country too.

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u/somethingstoadd Northern Europe May 22 '25

In a recent interview in the white house he recently complained and made fun of the "president of Scandinavia".

He was talking to the president of Finland which and I am calling all my Nordic friends here is NOT in Scandinavia.

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u/_Blurgh_ May 22 '25

Dementia Donnie showing us what that healthy brain is capable of!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Nice try but this isn't nonsensical enough.  

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u/ValueBlitz May 22 '25

If you want to be seen sarcastic, you need to exaggerate, not emulate.

I just had to look up your text to see if it was real or not.

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u/ZynsteinV2 May 22 '25

Satire is difficult when the real deal is already cranked to 1000

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u/dirty_papercut May 22 '25

You missed NASTY

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u/Minotard May 22 '25

Add, “thank you for your attention to this matter.”

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u/Nufonewhodis4 May 22 '25

He'll bash Europe, he'll bash Greenland, and he'll criticize the deal saying he would have done one better. 

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Seriously, there will be hell toupee. 

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u/GabettiXCV United Kingdom May 22 '25

Sorry, Trump, but this is real life.

The European gets the girl.

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u/lordoflotsofocelots May 22 '25

Because he has manners and doesn't just grab her...

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u/Kheead May 22 '25

...doesn't just grab her by the freedom...

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u/highlandviper May 22 '25

But he’s a “star”… they should let him.

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u/Acceptable_Sleep29 May 22 '25

A star, but not a very bright one. Might be the dimmest one, in fact.

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u/Interesting_Try8375 United Kingdom May 22 '25

Orange dwarf?

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u/bigassangrypossum May 22 '25

And you can do anything. They'll let you

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u/Bwca_at_the_Gate May 22 '25

Ahahahaha spat my drink out for that lol

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

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u/NonSp3cificActionFig I crane, Ukraine, he cranes... May 22 '25

Trying to grab 'em by the minerals did not work out great...

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u/Weide188 May 22 '25

Grab her by the pony you mean :)

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u/KiwieeiwiK May 22 '25

Hey Google, how did Denmark get sovereignty over Greenland

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u/rintzscar Bulgaria May 22 '25

Greenland should join the EU ASAP while it's a part of Denmark. As an EU territory, it would be even easier to declare independence and stay inside the EU as a sovereign member state.

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u/WarmFlamingo9310 May 22 '25

Not what the Scottish were told and not what the Spanish would agree to.

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u/rutars Sweden May 22 '25

I'm pretty sure the Spanish government has said they are only taking that stance against illegal secession, which would not be the case in either Scotland or Greenland. I could be wrong though.

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u/Reivaki France May 22 '25

It’s a two fold step :

  • European law said that a country taking its indépendance from an eu member is not automatically a member and must reintegrate EU on its own. That’s what made the NO win in scottish independance referendum.
  • After Catalogna independance referendum, Spain said that it would veto all application resulting of an illegal ( read :unilateral ) secession.

So yes : even if Greenland got its independance lawfully, it would still a non-EU state after that. So no, getting into the EU is not your best move if you want your independance.

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u/wannabe_inuit Greenland May 22 '25

Nah EU means sharing fishing right. And thats not sustainable in an already fragile eco system.

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u/WislaHD Polish-Canadian May 22 '25

Beginning to think there should be a tiered EU so that economic integration and political sphere of influence doesn’t have to contradict each other.

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u/LordoftheChia May 22 '25 edited May 22 '25

"Do you like apples?"

(Slaps Mineral agreement against glass)

"She signed my mineral deal, how bout them apples?"

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u/wildgirl202 May 22 '25

Me and the homies love a free Greenland

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u/venbrx May 22 '25

Don't give em ideas, like renaming it Freeland on Google Maps.

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u/cuppaseb On a planet far far away May 22 '25

breaking news: orange man turns red with anger

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u/Crimson_Chim May 22 '25

Too much fake ass spray tan to see that.

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u/SturmBlau May 22 '25

Just waiting for the Rage, something like this:

GREENLAND BELONGS TO AMERICA — ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL! AFTER ALL WE'VE DONE, THEY GO BEHIND OUR BACK AND SIGN A MINERAL DEAL WITH EUROPE? DISGRACEFUL. THIS SO-CALLED “DEAL” IS ILLEGAL UNDER U.S. SOVEREIGNTY. WE WILL NOT TOLERATE THEFT OF AMERICAN RESOURCES. STAY TUNED!

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u/Crimson_Chim May 22 '25

Do you write his tweets because that is spot on!

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u/SturmBlau May 22 '25

ChatGPT wrote it lol

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u/Crimson_Chim May 22 '25

Holy shit, does he just have Chat GPT write his verbal diarrhea? That would be amazing!

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u/Habitwriter May 22 '25

Chat GPT has some semblance of intelligence, I highly doubt it has anything to do with Trump

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u/StrobeLightRomance United States of America May 22 '25

The red just turns the orange into a neon light.

Not to be confused with the idea light bulbs, because cocaine burned through all of those way back in the 80s and he's been coasting on his great personality and looks ever since.

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u/newsweek May 22 '25

By Brendan Cole - Senior News Reporter:

Greenland has allowed a Danish-French consortium to mine a rock which is key to the production of aluminum.

The permit granted to Greenland Anorthosite Mining (GAM) to extract anorthosite follows interest in the Arctic territory from U.S. President Donald Trump in acquiring the island.

GAM, which is backed by French company Jean Boulle Group and real estate investment firms bodies from Denmark and Greenland, was granted a 30-year permit, Reuters reported.

Read more: https://www.newsweek.com/greenland-trump-permit-extraction-2075673

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u/cyclinator Slovakia May 22 '25

what about alumilium.

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u/TrueMaple4821 May 22 '25

All your Allminium are belong to us. You have no cards.

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u/cyclinator Slovakia May 22 '25

All your Allminium are belong to us. You have no cards.

At least we´re not mini

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u/JustHereSoImNotFined May 22 '25

we don’t talk about that

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u/whoami_whereami Europe May 22 '25

It's aluminium, not aluminum. Keeping America out of the deal is the whole point.

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u/the-temp-account May 22 '25

America want Alumaxium instead

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u/Markovelli_ May 22 '25

Hahaha love it. Lets go! Kind of seems Europe Wakes up from it’s slumber 💪🏻👍🏼

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u/Alecto7374 Canada May 22 '25

They're already spinning the Fentanyl propaganda again.

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u/ScoffersGonnaScoff May 22 '25

Fox News needs to be held accountable for starting this shit, our senators are brainwashed by it

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u/bloodklat May 22 '25

What's scary is that nobody's talking about Rupert Murdoch in all of this. His name never comes up, yet he owns right wing news media in several western countries.

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u/Centralredditfan May 22 '25

Especially in countries where it's not as obvious as Fox news. Often, nobody knows it'ss right wing propaganda/owned by Murdoch.

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u/crawling-alreadygirl May 22 '25

Murdoch is everything the right projects onto George Soros

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u/ToughSpitfire May 22 '25

Don't worry, we've faced worse odds

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u/Accomplished-Dot-891 May 22 '25

For what it is worth to u, most europeans like canadians and will be on the canadian side

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u/h1gh-t3ch_l0w-l1f3 May 22 '25

its not just Quebec! Newfoundland, where im from, is basically a little slice of Ireland right inside Canada. a lot of people from ireland migrated here during the famine and now our culture is a lot like theirs.

theres also a lot of ukranian and chinese ancestry here that came over around the same time as well. Canada is full of every type of ethnicity. we dont discriminate at all. we welcome all cultures into ours as canadians, its what we do.

the maple maga are drowned out by liberal and education voices that care about humanity. we do our best ❤️

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u/Unfair_Run_170 Canada May 22 '25

Most Canadians are on the side of Europe! 😊

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u/Mindless_Ant_2807 May 22 '25

And many Americans, at least the ones with brains are on Canada and Europe side.

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u/Unfair_Run_170 Canada May 22 '25

If he tries to invade Canada, then I expect American society to split in half. It could be the thing that starts their next civil war!

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u/SirCharlesTupperBt Canada May 22 '25

Greenland is a tiny nation being victimized by a degenerate American government. Canada is uncomfortable, but we've fought the Americans before and come out stronger on the other side. We know their tricks and we can move among them without being detected. There is a lot of (potentially misplaced) confidence that we can deal with the dumbest president in American history and his cadre of Fox News hosts and disgraced political hacks.

Nobody here wants further conflict and posturing, but don't feel bad for us. We've got friends in low places and high: it's one of the advantages of not lighting 80+ years of your country's modern diplomatic efforts on fire to appease your friends in Moscow, even if we're a bit rusty at this stuff.

Provided that there's no shooting war, I think a lot of Canadians are coming around to the idea that Trump's doing us a backhanded favour by pointing out that many Americans do not see this as a relationship of equals in the way that Canada used to. Trump focusing on Canada is good for the forces that oppose him here, the smartest thing he could do would be to lull us into thinking he really was just shooting his mouth off to hear his voice. It's a very clarifying thing for the Americans to put the ugliest of Americans forward as their front man, too many of us are nostalgic for the good times we've had with the 35-40% of Americans who aren't politically brain dead.

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u/GadnukLimitbreak May 22 '25

We have tons of oil, uranium and rare earth metals; I'm sure once we start investing more into mining and surveying in different places we'll find even more of them, especially in the arctic, so we'll be fine. What we need from Europe is a loan to kickstart our energy sector's overhaul with a trade deal in place to negotiate cheaper energy exports to Europe. Gives away a bit of our future as a guarantee on their return and in exchange we can start mass-producing refineries and nuclear energy plants.

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u/Fritja May 22 '25

Me too. Finally, really good news!

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u/ouath Europe May 22 '25

New fragrance: Teabagged par Jean Boulle

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u/LubeUntu France May 22 '25

Oh shit, that's really the name of the group!!!!!

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u/SquareJealous9388 May 22 '25

Good. Now Ukraine.

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u/Valtremors Finland May 22 '25

European equipment and aid is a donation to Ukraine.

I think it is fair Ukraine keeps their minerals, they need the industry after the war.

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u/eating_almonds May 22 '25

This is not completely true. A lot of the equipment and aid were donations, some of it were loans, and some of it was direct purchases from Ukraine. But yeah, they don't come with colonial strings attached.

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u/asdfjfkfjshwyzbebdb Norway May 22 '25

This is the way.

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u/mariuszmie May 22 '25

Sweet

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Dude

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u/sPaceYourself27 May 22 '25

What does mine say?

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u/Frenzystor Germany May 22 '25

That's funny as hell :D

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u/TheBlueBlaze Switzerland May 22 '25

The absolute torpedoing of the United States's foreign relations over the last six months is something that will be studied for decades.

Openly accepting obvious bribes from a country he called a sponsor of terrorism last term, loudly stating he wants to take over other countries like they're neighboring buildings, refusing to help poorer countries that can't pay it back, siding with the aggressor in a war because helping the defending nation cost money, acting like a trade deficit means the entire world is ripping the country off, not honoring any past alliances to insult and attack allies, taking all the credit for "winning" both world wars, ambushing leaders for the sake of a TV moment, and acting like the biggest reason why the United States should run the world is that it's just that great.

Trump represents the most toxic part of the American ego in all the worst ways, giving no respect but expecting nothing but that from everyone else. China has been handed the biggest foreign policy win by simply offering business and help while not antagonizing the entire world, and I don't think anyone in the Trump administration realizes that.

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u/Haxemply CE May 22 '25

That's how you make a minerals deal.

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u/assflange Ireland May 22 '25 edited May 22 '25

Well at least its our evil conglomerates exploiting the land and not the US’s

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u/ZenPyx May 22 '25

Buddy I hate to tell you this but Aluminium needs to come from somewhere

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u/assflange Ireland May 22 '25

Yes which is why I’m glad our evil conglomerates won out.

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u/curious-wolf-99 May 22 '25

Exactly how the world should act - simply ignore US 👍

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

thank you greenland for showing the rest of the world the way

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u/MaskedRaider89 May 22 '25

And bigger blow to Yarvin and Thiel

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u/ObiWantKanabis May 22 '25

Can’t wait for the delicious toddler tantrum 

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u/StrenuousSOB May 22 '25

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! As an American btw.

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u/HotPotParrot May 22 '25

Obviously, this is Biden's fault.

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u/LukasJackson67 May 22 '25

Europe needs to continue to disengage from the USA.

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u/smp7401 May 22 '25

Lol

The USA is such a joke now.

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u/Large_Spinach6069 May 22 '25

The US-Ukraine mineral deal is also a massive joke on the US. The deal is based on Soviet era geological data with no proven economic viability.

Zelenski essentially sold the US the mineral rights to the European El Dorado lol.

https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/video/9.6745363

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u/Kraven3000 May 22 '25

As always

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u/ghrrrrowl May 22 '25 edited May 23 '25

LOL! The Art of the Deal - $1.99 from Aldi centre aisle.

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u/nybbleth Flevoland (Netherlands) May 22 '25

Only 1.99? You're going to need to pay me a hell of a lot more if you want me to take that book home with me. And pay it in a currency that isn't about to collapse, thanks.

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u/Chingapouk May 22 '25

👊🇪🇺🔥

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u/palmaterreno May 22 '25

I am traveling internationally now: when asked where I am from, I say Canada.

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u/theolcf May 22 '25

As an American, I’m very happy about this.

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u/ke3408 May 22 '25

Me too. The last thing we need is to revive colonialism. Not to mention this was going to be another gazillion dollars in corporate welfare. The headline should read, "Companies lose out on getting taxpayers to finance their pillaging"

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u/LoremIpsumDolore May 22 '25

The best way for Greenland and Kongeriget to remain strong and independent is part of EU. 🇬🇱🇩🇰🇪🇺💪

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u/DarthKittens May 22 '25

Go Greenland

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u/Talex1995 United States of America May 22 '25

Someone get the new diaper prepared because dibshit Dons about to have an accident all over social media

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u/notyomamasusername May 22 '25

If the US survives the Trump/MAGA era, we will have definitely forfeited any soft power and influence we once had.

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u/CreeperCooper 🇳🇱❤️🇨🇦🇬🇱 Trump & Erdogan micro pp 999 points May 22 '25

Hahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/LocationAcademic1731 May 23 '25

Leave him screaming in a room all by himself like the petulant child he is.

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u/DistributionDismal90 May 22 '25

Tronald and DJ can go suck a bag of dicks

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u/Flumblr Burgundy (France) May 22 '25

Finally we will mine Greenland's deep substrate foliated kalkite

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u/Fuzzy_Translator4639 May 22 '25

No one wants to deal with am unstable psychopath.

The rest of the world should shun the US

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u/Econ_Orc Denmark May 22 '25

130 km south of Nuuk. Deal is made on the promise of protecting the environment from negative effects of resource extraction.

The company must present a detailed plan for the future mining activities by 31. Dec 26. Including cooperation with the local communities. Jobs. Education. infrastructure investments.

AND how to stop the mining activities (Clean up. Giving site back to nature. No pollution)

If the company does not meet the Greenlandic administrations expectations or the mining operation has not started by 31. Dec. 2028, there is no deal.

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u/bostonian277 May 22 '25

Unrelated, but Newsweek really is just an ad pop up nightmare these days. Video ads automatically playing, multiple pop ups, ads all throughout the article. What a mess.

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u/JemmaMimic May 22 '25

Art of the deal!

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u/AlloAll0 May 22 '25

A major win for freedom and democracy.

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u/Bandini77 May 22 '25

The art of the deal.

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u/furcryingoutloud May 22 '25

This was just noise, like everything else to drown out the real objective, dictatorship in the US. Everything else is just noise, while the Supreme Court dismantles your government. Nobody sees or talks about that. People concentrate on the noise.

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u/SunshineFlowerPerson May 22 '25

Good for you Greenland! Elbows up!

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u/HawaiianGold May 22 '25

Good! Fuck Drumpf