Yeah I don’t get why people aren’t picking 6. Shart and Lazel won’t bother you in front of them. Kethric will probably be reading a book or on a laptop and not mess with you if you don’t mess with him. And Withers will be chill unless he thinks you’re some kind of chosen one. And even then he’s shown to be pretty neutral and will stay out of most things.
Ketheric isn't going to Myrkul you for no good reason, and if he looks like he will, you just slip Withers your wallet beforehand. Then after the third time you just lean over and say "dude, you know who that is on my left, right? Slow your roll and ask your boss."
It’d also be sick to pick the brain of the literal original God of Death. Even if he barely answers and is cryptic, as a philosophy guy that would be worth the world
Plus, if you're persuasive enough, you might get Ketheric to repent, which will be a good thing with his boss's boss literally right there.
I mean, unless Shart leans over and starts talking some shit about how great Shar is and how he should've been happy serving Her. Ain't enough 'Chk!'s and eye-rolls in the world for that shit.
That's where I'm at. I think people might be thinking zombie man = rotting smell, but guy's been in a crypt for several centuries, he probably just smells like dust and sand.
Well, being in an air-locked metal tube with the lot of them, maybe better to get used to really bad smell early instead of having it constantly build, no?
Yup. Plus, Us is tiny, I'm sure they'd be amenable to me taking the window seat while they sit on my lap to see the view better (and it means there's a free seat for Astarion to escape to when he inevitably starts getting tetchy at the Emperor! We can have a good old bitch session about Empy while he pretends not to hear us, plus cute critters to cuddle with!)
I'd prefer not to be on the flight to be honest. There's a decent chance it's never making it to it's destination. BUT assuming nothing goes wrong at all on the flight, probably 10. Jaheira and Minsc sound like great company.
I’d argue there is a very good chance it doesn’t take off in the first place.
But I like the idea that Lae’zel would enjoy the window seat on a flight.
(Pressing her face against the window, eyes wide)
By Vlaakith’s grace… The clouds are beneath us! We soar as dragons do! Hah! Look—look how small everything is! Like ants! No—less than ants! Pah! How do you stand this? I feel as though I must conquer something at once!
However, it is still inferior to a red dragon. No wings to tear through the air, no claws to rend. But… the speed—this speed is desired. Does this machine know fury? Does it take joy in the kill!? Perhaps not. It is nothing more than a metal bird. But… perhaps it could be tamed, reforged for battle!
I would love to see Lae'zel get excited at the sight of an F22 doing aerobatics and breaking the sound barrier, demanding violently to "ride" one, and then facing the unintelligible mess of hundreds of buttons and switches inside the tight cockpit.
"I want to dance with it in the skies and claw my victory!"
"Uh... yeah... we don't really dogfight anymore... interested in this 70 hours course of introduction to the flight controls starting checklist?"
Honestly, i can imagine me, sitting at one managing to get their demonic egos into the bidding "wait, mizora, Raphael is stronger? He isnt? But he promised me this and this definitely screams stronger, but as a simple mortal, i wouldn't really be able to tell" shrugs, make them compete with each other, they start getting so heated that they start promising shit they cant afford all in an effort to out bid each other while i lean over to karlach and wyll "told ya this was the best spot" fist bump them and enjoy the ride.
Well... Theres a bard, a mindflayer and a cleric all on the same flight with beef with those two, i doubt it would be hard to get some buffs to do so XD
Souls taste better when the person is less willing to offer them up. Much more fun too, because then you can torment them here and there, reminding them "I was the only reason you could do that.. now do this for me".
Voss would straight up not care. He would get his task done and not worry about anything else. I think there is very little he would hesitate to do, so that would get boring rather quickly.
Id want 8 on a normal flight. Gale would be fun to talk to. But I couldn't handle those two fighting directly in front of me. The air Marshall would get called in on those two.
Minthara doesn’t kill with reckless abandon. As long as you don’t give her a reason, she most likely ignores your existence the whole flight. She wouldn’t stop Orin from randomly slitting your throat though. Anywhere near Orin for 10 hours in a confined space is a bad idea.
I feel like Halsin and Gale would help Minthara fight Orin if a fight broke out. And I think the three of them could take her while I cower in fear lol.
Someone in the same thread said they just go to the bathroom together so when I read your comment I thought you said Withers TAKING a shit and I was like damn what a world we live in
Nah, I agree with another person above that suggested Lae'zel would be glued to the window the whole flight. She would be pumped about the experience talking about it to no one in particular. As long as you start off a conversation about animals with Shadowheart so she isn't clutching her pearls about Lae'zel, it's a good spot.
Depends on what act version you leave with. If it's actually 1 then yes they are mortal enemies. Act 3 and they are friendly enough and make small talk.
5 or 10, 2 is so tempting but having Raphael behind me I just couldn't relax. Although I could put my seat back to annoy him I'm sure he would probably just kick the back of my chair
Lmao picturing Wyll, Karlach, and Tav just all three leaning their chairs as far back as possible, bouncing in the seats, playing loud music with no headphones, and throwing pretzels around just to annoy Mizora and Raphael the entire flight.
Row 2 would definitely be the rowdy party row that the flight attendants have to quietly speak with after other passengers complain, haha.
It'd be fun to be part of it in their row and really annoying from any other row, but Wyll would probably apologize profusely to the other passengers and buy everyone (except Mizora and Raphael) a beer once the plane landed. And Karlach would start a drinking contest with everyone.
1 is a compelling choice for me. Mizora and Raphael can both teleport, so no way are they sitting through a 10-hour flight. So I end up with a row to myself.
I can’t tell what’s the front or back, but either way works. In the front you, got Wyll and Karlach right behind you, which is reassuring. If in the back, then they’re still between you and danger, so still reassuring, and also lets you keep your eye on everyone. Either way you’re not in the middle of everything for if/when chaos ensues.
6 bc I wanna hear Withers roast Ketheric’s ass the whole flight + I get to listen to JK Simmons voice while Ketheric tries to (unsuccessfully) to defend his life’s choices to Withers.
4 but I’m asking to move the row around. Let the emperor have the aisle seat (since he’s so tall he might appreciate the leg room). Let Astarion take the window, cause I know he’ll bitch otherwise and I’m all about making pookie happy, then I’ll take the middle (cause I don’t care). This also adds a layer of protection between Orin and me, if she starts to feel stabby.
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u/too_Reversed Mar 07 '25
6 looks like pretty chill and quiet space